"Ghost..."
"Ghosts... Tugen is raising ghosts at home..."
Old man Zhao Youcai ran and shouted loudly.
Tugen sighed.
Sit down and continue eating noodles.
"I said Xiaoshuang, can you please stop scaring him?"
Wang Yunshuang pursed his lips.
"Why did I scare him? I don't scare good people..."
"Hey, this old man is so unlucky. The village chief was raped and his house was on fire."
Wang Yunshuang chuckled: "I set the fire."
"Huh? You can still set fire? You're going too far."
Wang Yunshuang rolled his eyes.
"Excessive? What can I do if I go too far? If you are not convinced, go to the police to arrest me? I will never run away."
Tugen nodded Wang Yunshuang's little head.
"Since I dug you out, you started to behave badly. How should I call the police? I told the police that there was a ghost setting fire? The police had to arrest me as a lunatic first!"
Wang Yunshuang said at this time: "Tugen, you go and turn on the TV, I will watch TV for a while."
"Ah? You can still watch TV? Well, I think you just learned bad things from TV."
Tugen's family has a broken TV.
The kind that doesn’t come with a remote control, and it’s a big-brained TV that can only receive two channels, one is channel 12, and the other is channel 4. Tu Gen turns on the TV manually, and then dials the channel. The handle was broken, so Tugen went to get pliers, then clamped the place where the channel was changed, and started to change the channel.
Wang Yun double fucked! laughed.
"Tugen, look at how poor you are, otherwise we can just make do with each other."
Tugen quickly made a pause gesture.
"Stop it, if you are really lonely, I will go to the deep mountains and forests later and dig up a zombie from the Song Dynasty for you, and you two can make do with it."
Wang Yunshuang rolled his eyes: "Get out of the way, don't delay me watching TV."
Both channels are full of crappy advertisements.
And the image is not clear yet.
Tugen had no choice but to go outside and turn the TV antenna.
A three-meter-high poplar pole was erected in the yard, connected to the TV antenna. Turning it around like this can make it clearer, but sometimes it can also switch out some other channels and some videos.
"Tugen~! Tugen! Come in quickly!"
Wang Yunshuang shouted in the room.
Tugen hurriedly asked: "What did you shout? Did you see a ghost?"
As soon as I entered the room, I saw the TV playing scenes that were not suitable for children. A man and a woman were fighting against each other.
Wang Yun blushed and pointed at the TV screen: "What do you mean by showing me these? Are you hinting at something to me?"
Tugen hurriedly went out and turned the TV antenna again. This thing can really receive unexpected content.
Moreover, he cannot receive it when he wants to receive it, and he will automatically jump out when he does not want to receive it.
In the last cartoon that popped up, Wang Yunshuang was busy shouting.
"Okay, just look at this, don't change it."
Just as Tugen was about to sit down and eat noodles, he heard a commotion outside.
More than a dozen villagers arrived at the gate and walked in noisily.
These villagers include men and women, old people and children.
When he came in, he asked: "Tugen, I heard that your house is haunted?"
Tugen smiled awkwardly.
"Did Village Chief Zhao Youcai say that?"
An old lady said: "It was Zhao Youcai who said that. He is no longer the village chief. I heard that he handed over all the embezzled money and everything will be fine once he has done so."
"Yes, his family's Mercedes-Benz and Land Rover were sold and the money went up."
Tugen smiled, he was no longer the village chief, his status had changed immediately.
This old lady might have flattered Zhao Youcai before, but now she looked like she was gloating about his misfortune.
Tu Gen chuckled: "I think Village Chief Zhao Youcai was fucked off and was stimulated. He also said that I raised ghosts. I ask you guys, have you seen the ghosts in my house?"
At this time, Wang Yunshuang was sitting next to him, holding his chin in his hands, concentrating on watching TV cartoons, paying no attention to these people, but these people couldn't see Wang Yunshuang at all.
Everyone, young and old, laughed.
"Where can there be ghosts? There is only Tugen in this family."
"Yes, Tu Gen is right, Zhao Youcai was stimulated..."
"Tugen, you can eat, we are going back."
The villagers walked through the gate chatting and laughing.
After a while, a silly big man walked in.
This big man's surname is Li, Li Xiaohe. He is silly and down-to-earth. He used to help Tu Gen with work.
Li Xiaohe yelled in the yard angrily.
"Tugen, are you back?"
"Oh, Xiaohe, come in."
"Hehe..." Li Xiaohe laughed in a naive voice.
"I went to work in the county some time ago, and I didn't come back until the project was completed."
"Oh, Xiaohe, how much money did you make?"
"It's more than two thousand yuan, and I haven't given it yet. I'm talking about giving it in the fall."
Tu Gen's heart turned around. Now he could earn some money by working, especially as a laborer or bricklayer in a construction company. He didn't give any money at that time. He said he would give it in the fall. He might not get the money back. He said it was wages. Why don't you come back and go to the Labor Bureau, but the Labor Bureau wants a part-time job contract and asks you to go back and wait. How many of the workers have time to wait? How many part-time workers have signed contracts?
So most of them break their teeth and swallow it in their stomach, willing to be unlucky.
Li Xiaohe seems to have enough money to get it back.
"Xiaohe, have you eaten?"
"After eating, I'll go to your house and watch some TV."
Tugen's family is poor enough, but Li Xiaohe's family is even poorer than his, with no father or mother. There is a grandmother in the family who is almost eighty years old. However, she has not yet been awarded the subsistence allowance, and the conditions are not enough.
There was an old aunt who called Niu Er's father godfather every day. The two of them just spent the night talking nonsense. Li Xiaohe's old uncle was about 1.8 meters tall, but he was a coward. He didn't dare to mess with Niu Er's father, and he didn't dare to mention his divorced daughter-in-law.
Li Xiaohe's family doesn't even have a broken TV.
As soon as he entered the house, Li Xiaohe scratched his head.
"Tugen, do you have guests at home?"
Tu Gen smiled: "Where are the guests? Are you dazzled?"
Li Xiaohe suddenly pointed at Wang Yunshuang.
"Isn't that a human being?"
Wang Yunshuang turned his head at this time.
Li Xiaohe's face turned red: "This girl is so attractive. Is she your date?"
Trapped in tongues.
"Can you see her?"
Li Xiaohe scratched his head.
"Why can't I see her? She's not a ghost?"
Tu Gen looked at Wang Yunshuang in shock.
"Xiao Shuang, did you do this on purpose?"
Wang Yunshuang spread his hands: "What kind of person is your friend? Why are you asking me? I'm also surprised how he can see me."
Li Xiaohe smiled and said: "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? You two are really good at playing."
Tu Gen finished his meal at this time.
Li Xiaohe suggested: "Tugen, let's play Landlords?"
Tu Gen used to play landlord games and three-on-one games with Li Xiaohe and several poor friends in the village, but now that he has grown up, he no longer plays.
However, Li Xiaohe had just returned from working in the county and had not seen him for a long time.
Tu Gen found the old poker at home.
"Okay, Xiaohe, let's play for a while, but I can't play for long, I have to go to the city later."
Tugen didn't say that he was a doctor or expert now.
Because you used to be poor and prosperous, and suddenly you become rich, your friends may not adapt to it.
Wang Yunshuang was curious about what Landlords was.
Tugen talked to her about the rules for a while.
Wang Yunshuang was very smart and started playing with them understandingly.
The three of them started playing poker.
Unexpectedly, Li Xiaohe often wins.
This made Wang Yunshuang's mentality explode.
As soon as he dropped the poker, his expression changed.
"Li Xiaohe, you are so good, you can even win against a ghost."
Tu Gen didn't expect that Wang Yunshuang couldn't afford to lose.
He hurriedly said: "I won't play today. I'll play another day. I have to go to the city."
Li Xiaohe smiled naively: "Okay, then I'll go home. Is your car outside Tugen?"
"Oh, never mind if someone else borrows it."
Tugen was afraid that Li Xiaohe would fall too far.
Li Xiaohe went home and Wang Yunshuang started watching TV series again.
What I was watching at this time was a Korean drama.
Wang Yunshuang wiped away tears while watching.
