Liu Xue was angry.
"Who are you talking about? Who are you?" Liu Xue is a doctor. Although she works in the county hospital, the doctor's profession is very popular these days. She always says something every day. Who dares to offend her?
Her husband made her angry and they got divorced in a blink of an eye. Even if he knelt down and kowtowed to her, it didn't work.
Now that a girl was talking to her like this on the other side of the phone, she couldn't accept it either.
Baili Bing frowned and replied directly.
"I am the deputy captain of the Black City Bureau, my name is Baili Bing!"
"Uh..." Liu Xue was silent. The other party was a policeman, and also the deputy captain?
As soon as two tigresses fight, the winner is determined.
Liu Xue's attitude softened.
"Oh? Isn't this the phone number and phone card that Danizi gave to Brother Tugen? Why do you have it in your hand?"
"Hmph, Tugen is suspected of soliciting prostitution, and you are suspected of pimping. You should surrender to the branch immediately, or I will catch you too!"
"What? My brother is a prostitute? How is this possible? I'll go there now!"
"Well, surrender yourself quickly..."
"Can you give Tugen your phone number? I'll rush there now. I'm a doctor at the county hospital. My name is Liu Xue. I can give you my ID number. You can find it out by looking it up in the file."
Baili Bing thought for a moment and gave Tu Gen the phone.
"Sister Liu, they misunderstood, please take my medical records."
Liu Xue sighed.
"Silly boy, your case is in the county hospital! It's off work now, and I can't go back to pick it up. The county hospital is haunted at night, don't you know?"
Tugen sneered: "I know, why didn't I know? I even caught a ghost at night at the county hospital."
"puff……"
Liu Xue didn't believe it at all.
"Brother, don't talk nonsense. Although I can't get the paper medical records now, I have your electronic medical records here. I'll rush there right away. It's only 80% of the time. Just wait for me..."
"good."
Tu Gen hung up the phone.
His words are unintentional on the part of the speaker, but intentional on the part of the listener.
The old policeman at the door frowned.
Because they all know that the county hospital is haunted, and people have come to report it. Moreover, the old policeman's wife was once hospitalized in the county hospital for breast disease, and she saw ghosts. An old lady scared his wife into a daze.
At this time, the young policeman in the room became interested.
"Your name is Tugen, right? Tell me how you caught ghosts? The process of catching ghosts."
Tugen smiled.
"This is not difficult. First of all, you have to open your heavenly eyes. You can't see ghosts without opening your heavenly eyes. Ghosts let you see them intentionally to scare you. It's a way for them to attack you. But if they don't let you see them, you really can't see them. You can no longer see them, so you can catch ghosts and open your eyes, and you can see the ghosts no matter where they are hiding.
This is the first step. The second step is to slap and kick back. Ghosts are different from people. You cannot fight ghosts in human ways. The slap you slap is reversed, that is, kicking back. Use the back of your hand to hit the ghost. , you can hit it this way, and when you kick, you also kick in the opposite direction..."
The young policeman and the old policeman at the door were listening with interest.
Baili Bing knocked on the table hard.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Where does this ghost come from in this world? Chen Tugen, please be honest! Even if Liu Xue is a real doctor, even if you do surgery there and don't know how to have sex, but you are a man giving a woman a massage , that is also an indirect service for men and women, and is not advocated."
Tugen explained: "I do massage and osteopathy. I am a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner passed down from my family!"
The old policeman at the door pinched his chin and couldn't help but enter the house.
"Hey, Chen Tugen, don't you talk nonsense? This is the branch. If you talk nonsense, you can be arrested."
"Huh? If I lie, I am willing to take legal responsibility. The woman suffered from back pain and asked Dr. Liu Xue to find a Chinese medicine massage for her. I was paid two hundred yuan afterwards, and Dr. Liu Xue let me go."
The old policeman said: "Do you really know how to massage? Then give me massage."
"Okay!"
The old policeman hurriedly took off the tea cup on the table and climbed up directly.
"Come on, let me do the experiment!"
Baili Bing was also curious.
Tugen stretched out his arms: "The handcuffs are on."
The young police officer came over and untied him.
Tugen lifted up the old policeman's clothes and pointed at his fat back.
"You have fatty liver, diabetes, and liver disease. If you continue to drink alcohol, you will not live long."
"Huh?" The old police officer changed his color.
"Really? Do you still want to see a doctor?"
Tugen told him not to move, and stretched out his hand to roll his eyelids.
"You already have yellow pimples in your eyes. Are you having difficulty digesting food recently? Are you experiencing bouts of stomach pain?"
The old policeman nodded: "It's because of indigestion. I took stomach medicine."
"Nonsense! You have liver disease. Because of liver disease, it is difficult for the bile produced by the liver to secrete downwards. Food needs bile for digestion and secretion, so there is less bile flowing down, and you will not be able to digest food when you eat it. , it’s still too late for timely treatment, it’s like using western medicine to puncture, that is, using medical equipment to penetrate your waist, and then penetrate your liver, leaving bile for you to drink every day..."
"Ah?" The old policeman trembled.
"I've checked, and the doctor said the same thing as you. I didn't pay attention. Now it seems true? And I went to two hospitals to confirm the results. They took X-rays and CT scans. You only took a look at it. Do you know?"
The young police officer next to him was also shocked.
The old policeman became bitter again: "I can't do a puncture. If I do a puncture, I will have to wear a tube for the rest of my life. How can I still do police work? My life is over."
Tu Gen said: "Then you have to take Chinese medicine. Chinese medicine is slower, but after all, you don't need to intubate. In addition, you should avoid drinking alcohol, eat more light food, and eat less greasy food. If you don't listen to me, then Si I have nothing to do with the roots of earth where my destiny belongs.”
The old policeman was so frightened that his face turned red.
Tugen held his waist with his hands.
"I want to use Chinese medicine massage to help you restore the position of your liver and make you feel comfortable these days. Then you can go get some Chinese medicine. You first go to the fatal Chinese medicine hospital to get some Chinese medicine. If it doesn't work, come back. Come to me and I’ll give you a prescription.”
The old policeman is grateful.
"Tu Gen, I will listen to you. Let's leave a phone call later. Besides, I trust you very much now. You can just prescribe me some medicine."
Tu Gen shook his head: "No, if I write a prescription for you, I will be practicing medicine. I don't have a medical certificate. I will be labeled as practicing medicine illegally. Unless I have a medical qualification certificate, you go first." Other places take the medicine first, while I will work hard to test it here."
The old policeman slapped his chest.
"Tu Gen, I leave the matter of the medical qualification certificate to you, Brother Du. I have been a policeman for more than thirty years, and I have some connections. If I don't get your medical qualification certificate, I swear to you, Brother Du. Not human!"
Tu Gen knew in his heart, this guy, are you trying to save your own life?
Of course, I won’t point it out.
At this time, Baili Bing next to him showed disdain. It seemed that she didn't trust him.
Tugen stared at Baili Bing's head.
Suddenly asked: "Captain Baili, are you stiff? Your neck hurts a lot?"
Baili Bing frowned and asked, "How do you know?"
"Hey, I'm a Chinese medicine doctor. You can understand it just by looking at it. Don't move and I'll treat you."
"Can you treat it?"
Tugen patted his chest: "Oh my god, it's just a small neck stiffness. This Chinese medicine doctor is here to catch it. Sit upright. Officer Du, please wait a moment."
Officer Du, who was lying on the table like a fat old pig waiting to be slaughtered, nodded repeatedly.
"Okay, you treat Captain Bing first, I'm not in a hurry."
Officer Du thought to himself: What a bastard! Even though he is an honest person, he is also a thief at heart, so he quickly flatters the leader.
Tugen asked Baili Bing to sit upright.
Then he held her chin with one hand and massaged the back of her neck with the other.
Then slowly let her rotate her neck.
"Three circles to the left, three circles to the right,..."
Tu Gen began to shake her head again: "I count one, two, three, twist your neck, one!"
As soon as the soil root counted to one, it was suddenly pulled upward at a forty-five-degree angle.
"Hey!" Baili Bing shouted crisply.
But the joints of her neck made a crisp rattling sound, which made her neck very comfortable.
Tugen took the opportunity and pushed hard in the opposite direction.
"Gaba!"
There was another crisp sound of bones.
Baili Bing was about to get angry.
Tu Gen continued to rub hard on the back of her white and tender neck.
"Captain Bing, does your neck still hurt now?"
Baili Bing shook his neck.
"Yeah!? It doesn't hurt anymore?"
Baili Bing stood up, no matter how much she shook, it no longer hurt. The stiff neck had been bothering her all day.
Baili Bing went to the hospital and was prescribed some medicine, but it didn't work, and plasters didn't work either.
Baili Bingdong! He gave Tugen a punch.
"You kid, you can do it~! Let's do this. I'll also help you with the doctor's certificate and clear things up."
Tu Gen was elated: "Really? Captain Bing, let's add WeChat and keep in touch in the future."
Baili Bing smiled and nodded.
"Yeah, keep in touch, keep in touch. If I have a sore back or leg in the future, I'll give you a call..."
