"No! No Viagra! There are no outsiders here, so don't mess around!"
"Hey! Sweetie, you scream! No one will pay attention to you even if your throat is broken!"
"It's annoying! They don't scream!"
"..."
Zhang Bufan, who was hiding in the cellar, didn't expect that even though he was already hiding in the most remote location, someone would actually come here to fight in the wild.
"Why are they taking off their clothes?"
At this time, a suspicious voice came to Zhang Bufan's ears.
He turned around and saw A Wu, who was full of curiosity, admiring the scenery outside through the gap.
"Not suitable for children! Not suitable for children!"
Zhang Bufan quickly reached out to cover her eyes. Just as he was about to drag her away, he suddenly felt a strong force coming from him, and then his whole body flew out like an arrow.
"boom!"
There was a loud bang, and a big hole was made at the cellar exit. Zhang Bufan smashed into the cellar and made a muffled sound on the wall of the inner room outside.
The man in red pants who was originally discussing with the young woman in the back room was startled by the sudden movement and finished with a shake of his legs.
The young woman stared at the sudden appearance of Zhang Bufan with wide eyes, and he stood up from the corner while rubbing his butt, and happened to be facing the man in red pants who turned his head and glared at her.
"Hi! Would you two believe me if I said I was passing by?"
Zhang Bufan awkwardly greeted the two and explained!
"I trust your mother!"
"Boy! Where did you come from?"
The man in red trousers was furious in an instant, and he had already taken out an awe-inspiring long knife with a wave of his hand.
He doesn't care how the other party appears or what his purpose is. None of this matters. Only the dead can shut up forever.
Zhang Bufan couldn't help but be extremely surprised when he saw that the man in red pants was actually a high-level Qi refining expert. He sensed a fatal sense of crisis from the other person.
The young woman being ridden by the man in red pants was actually a fat woman. The woman didn't seem to be a vegetarian, so she took out a big hammer with her hand.
"Fuck! This is the tiger's den!"
Zhang Bufan secretly thought that he was unlucky and immediately covered himself with a golden shield.
Ruining other people's good deeds may have left a psychological shadow on the man in red pants. It's strange that the other party can let him go.
I'm afraid it will be another tough battle this time, so Zhang Bufan quietly took out the small black millstone.
"Click!"
"Kakaka..."
Just when the two sides were about to take action, a burst of shutter sounds sounded one after another, similar to that of a camera.
Zhang Bufan was stunned for a moment before he saw A Wu running out of the cellar at some point and taking pictures of the man in red pants and the fat young woman.
"Yeah! Make a circle!"
After Awu took the photo, he opened the illusory chat channel interface.
"stop!"
"Xia Xia, please spare your life!"
At this time, the obese young woman and the man in red pants all screamed in fright, and fell to their knees before A Wu.
Zhang Bufan, who was originally preparing to fight, was stunned for a moment, thinking that this mud horse can do it too?
"Awu...cough, sister, don't post that in the chat channel yet!"
Zhang Bufan casually called Awu, but when he thought about the possibility of being slapped, he quickly added a sister and reminded her not to post in the chat channel yet.
"oh!"
A Wu gave him face this time and walked towards Zhang Bufan with a "Oh".
The man in red pants and his female companion, the fat young woman, heaved a sigh of relief when they heard this.
"Take out all the belongings you have on you!"
Zhang Bufan took out the iron rod and ordered the two of them directly. He didn't bother to ask their names, which was of no significance to him.
"Two, two heroes, please spare your lives!"
"I'll give you what you want, but..."
"What nonsense! Fight with them!"
The man in red pants still wanted to compromise, but before he finished speaking, the fat young woman shouted loudly and rushed forward to kill Zhang Bufan and the two with a hammer.
Zhang Bufan quickly pulled Awu behind him and took out a stack of fireball talismans and golden light talismans with a wave of his hand, scaring the fat young woman into slamming on the brakes.
Awumuna, who was behind Zhang Bufan, looked at Zhang Bufan, and there seemed to be some strange fluctuations in his eyes.
"Hero! Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!"
"We'll give you everything we have, and don't mess with anyone!"
The man in red pants quickly raised his hands in surrender and calmed the atmosphere. He took out a small pile of items and placed them on the ground.
Those items were basically talismans, food and mineral water, which Zhang Bufan looked down upon.
But when his eyes fell on a large disc with half of it missing, he couldn't help but look at it a few more times out of curiosity.
"Hero! These are the only items we have left. I'll give them all to you. Just let us go!"
The man in red pants knelt down directly to Zhang Bufan and begged, his posture was extremely low.
Just when Zhang Bufan relaxed and took two steps forward, the obese young woman and the man in red pants suddenly launched a sneak attack.
"Clang!"
A swift flying needle shot out, hitting Zhang Bufan's eyes in the blink of an eye.
Fortunately, there was an iron rod to block him, and Zhang Bufan had a golden light shield to defend him, so he was not injured.
"Suffer death!"
At the same time, the fat woman's big hammer hit him in the face with strong wind.
"Clang!"
With a loud clang, a kitchen knife collided with the hammer in an instant, and the powerful force instantly knocked the hammer back.
"I've already sent the picture!"
At this time, A Wu's voice sounded, causing the man in red pants who was charging towards Zhang Bufan to suddenly stop.
He immediately brought up the illusory interface of the chat channel and stared at several photos of him riding a fat young woman with wide eyes.
"When was it taken? Have you never taken photos like this before?"
The man in red pants suddenly broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, because the obese young woman was his eldest brother's woman. Now if this matter comes to light, he will probably die miserably.
Not to mention him, even the obese young woman was so frightened that her fat body trembled and her face turned pale.
"Damn you bastard! I want you to be buried with me!"
The man in red pants was so angry that he roared violently and directly raised his knife to kill Zhang Bufan, as if he would not stop until he was cut into pieces.
"Boo! Boom, boom, boom..."
Upon seeing this, Zhang Bufan quickly activated the fireball talisman to attack the man in red pants. The man in red pants did not dodge and actually used his long knife to attack the fireball that was shooting towards him.
At this time, the primary winding talisman activated by Zhang Bufan turned into vines and spread out to wrap around him, but was chopped into pieces by a sword slashed by the man in red pants.
Seeing the man in red pants rushing towards him and slashing a powerful sword towards him, he was secretly frightened and quickly raised the enlarged millstone in front of him to block it.
"Clang!"
There was a loud clang, and his whole body was hit and he took several steps backwards, but the millstone was unscathed and successfully withstood the full blow of the man in red pants.
"Clang! Clang, Cang, Cang..."
On the other side, A Wu and the fat young woman were already fighting together.
The obese young woman looked like a powerful being at first glance. She should have completely suppressed A Wu, who looked a bit delicate and thin, in terms of strength.
But the result was exactly the opposite. The kitchen knife used by A Wu was so powerful that with every blow it struck, the obese young woman was knocked backwards and unable to fight back.
"The message has been sent out. If you two continue to waste time, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave. I've already sent the location!"
Just when the man in red pants failed to hurt Zhang Bufan with one blow and wanted to continue attacking, Zhang Bufan's warning voice suddenly sounded.
The man in red pants suddenly changed his face when he heard this. After calling up the illusory interface and looking at the chat channel, he trembled with fright.
"咻咻咻......"
At this moment, Zhang Bufan fired out a dense barrage of poisonous bee tail needles.
The man in red pants instantly raised his defensive shield to resist, but was instantly blown away by a black light that broke through the sky.
"Viagra!"
At the same time, the fat young woman who was fighting with A Wu screamed in surprise and instantly retreated towards the outside of the house where the wall was smashed.
"Boy! We're not done yet!"
"puff!"
Just when Zhang Bufan drove Xiangyun and chased him out of the house, the obese young woman had already fled the back room with the injured man in red pants.
At the same time, there were already more than a dozen auras in the ruined town quickly heading towards the remote house.
"Walk!"
Zhang Bufan dodged and flew back into the house, taking away the items that the man in red pants had taken out, and took Awu away in a flash of light.
Xiangyun, whose speed increased by 50%, was comparable to a sonic missile. He disappeared almost instantly, making the dozens of figures who wanted to chase him in the ruined town all look at each other.
Zhang Bufan, who flew for a long time, finally landed in an uninhabited sand dune.
"Do you know what you are doing?"
"You almost killed me, you know?"
No matter how good-tempered Zhang Bufan was, he couldn't help but roar at A Wu at this moment.
Originally, the two of them were hiding in the cellar and getting along peacefully. If Ah Wu hadn't gone crazy and thrown him out, he wouldn't have had a grudge with the man in red pants at all.
It's not that he's afraid of causing trouble, but it's better to have more trouble than less trouble. There's no need to cause this trouble.
"Are you scolding me?"
"yes!"
"That sister is going to hit you!"
"come!"
Zhang Bufan is a male chauvinist. When has he ever been threatened?
Previously, A Wu only looked at her and thought she was pitiful, and he was really not afraid of her.
"call out!"
"Clang!"
A Wu said he would do it, but he was really not kidding. A kitchen knife struck directly at Zhang Bufan's face.
Zhang Bufan was surrounded by a golden shield, and when he blocked the fatal blow with a clang, his whole body was blown away.
He also didn't expect that A Wu would take action as soon as he said it, and without any mercy.
How is this different from keeping a venomous snake?
Thinking of the care he had taken for the other party these days, Zhang Bufan's face turned completely gloomy.
"Since you want to fight! Then we will fight until we have enough!"
Zhang Bufan, who was instantly offended, immediately used the talisman and the black millstone to fight back, and he also activated the magic talisman.
"Clang! Clang, Cang, Cang!"
"Boom! Boom, boom..."
The sound of the two fighting each other instantly echoed throughout the sand dunes, and it didn't take long for many people to watch the excitement.
Those people saw the huge commotion of the fight between Zhang Bufan and the two, and did not dare to get involved rashly. They all watched from the sand dunes in the distance.
In a head-on fight, Zhang Bufan was naturally no match for A Wu.
A Wu seemed to have murderous intentions towards him, and he had no intention of holding back when he drew his sword.
Therefore, in order to protect himself, Zhang Bufan, who was forced to panic, finally used the Dark Cloud Thunder and Light Formation.