Throwing out the crumpled five-dollar change, and regardless of how his Mexican cousin felt, Deadpool held his paper bag and came to the river. With a lewd smile on his face, he took out the props from inside.
The paper bag was not big, but there were an unreasonably many things inside it. Deadpool first took out a 100-inch TV, then a whole set of home surround sound equipment, and then a diesel generator. machine.
After taking out these large items, he took out some grapes. These purple grapes were washed very clean, and there were still some water drops on them. They looked bright in the sun.
"Are the black plums sweet or not? I don't know, but this grape."
As Deadpool spoke, he picked a big grape and stuffed it into his mouth. Then his ugly, rotten face became extremely distorted. He bared his teeth and couldn't say anything for a long time. About three seconds later, , unable to control his saliva from overflowing, he managed to say:
"It's so damn sweet. It's so sweet. Hey, Fake, my teeth hurt like needles. My oral cancer is about to recur."
Obviously he didn't intend to take another one. This thing was obviously not something that humans could tolerate. He pulled out a piece of thread from the elastic band of his underwear and tied a bunch of large grapes to a hanging branch by the river.
Then he began to explain his plan:
"It may be a little difficult for me to find the fox, but I can make the fox come to me. I once read a fable. I forgot what it was about, but it was said in the book that foxes like to eat grapes. If they can't eat grapes, they will die." Saying sour grapes is the wisdom of the sages, and I believe they won’t lie to me.”
"." The non-existent audience seemed to express some opinions, but they were probably complaints, because Deadpool showed a more obscene smile, which was his usual expression when he gained popularity.
"Don't worry, of course it won't just be food as a temptation. The Origin Judge is indeed not an ordinary fox, but haven't I prepared a trump card? Look, I'll assemble this set of home audio and video equipment first."
He looked very confident, and then quickly started to assemble the things, first getting the generator running, then connecting the voltage regulator, then plugging in the TV and home theater equipment, and started playing a mysterious disc.
That CD is really mysterious. Let’s not talk about where to find retro CDs in this era of streaming media. The mysterious pattern of mosaics on it is very fascinating.
As the CD played, a mellow and charming voice came from the speaker:
"Spring is here, everything revives, and it's the mating season for wild animals. Spring is warm, flowers are blooming, the grass is growing, and warblers are flying. Spring is full of vitality and romance, and the animals will naturally not let it go."
It turns out that this CD is "Animal World". For people, this is a scientific education documentary, but for animals, it should be regarded as the A disc?
The main content of this program is all kinds of foxes, all kinds of foxes, everything that exists on the earth is on this CD, and they are all doing things that are in line with nature.
Hearing the deafening sound of the loudspeaker at its maximum volume, a beaver poked its head out from the dam on the river in the distance. It was also looking at the TV. Two cartoon-like patches appeared on its originally dark face. flush.
"Oh, I almost forgot, and this, chemical warfare also needs to be used. What if it works?"
After patting himself on the head, Deadpool took out another bottle from the paper bag. It looked like the dishwashing liquid produced by Sanwu Manufacturer, but there were several big words written on the bottle - Body Odor Fragrance.
He poured the bottle of liquid with a strong odor next to the root of the tree where the grapes were hanging. He quickly backed away, hid in a bush about ten meters away, and began to knit himself a hat out of leaves.
Setting up traps is a standard ambush process, but hunters rarely use such technology and ruthless skills when hunting. Playing the mating cries of foxes and adding fragrance are often regarded as evil ways.
Real old hunters rely on hunting dogs and marksmanship.
But mercenaries don't care about that. They don't care about black cats or white cats, as long as they catch mice.
"How's it going? Guys, let's see if my trap is well laid out? Hehe." Deadpool let out a strange laugh. He touched his nose with great confidence and raised his chin: "This is what I'm targeting. The fox has arranged a super thunderbolt and the gods and Buddhas in the sky are shaking their heads for fear of the trap. Now we just need to wait for the smell to spread. When the fox dares to come, I will bring the new angels over to give it a group fight. "
The new angels were obtained by Elaine's transformation of the five Hands of Creation. According to her, although they all look like small citizens with wings, in fact, each of them has Gabriel-level combat capabilities.
There is indeed a big gap compared to Lucifer, but it is enough. She is not an old God. She doesn't need so many angels to help her convey her will. As a 'human god', she can live in the human world and meet face to face. Others speak.
After Deadpool finished speaking, he blew into the big tree from a distance, as if this would make the smell spread faster. He seemed to really think that his plan was very reasonable.
"Your plan is not very good, meow." A voice suddenly came from behind him, like a ghost talking at the bottom of a well: "And it stinks to death."
It turned out that the cat was talking. It was also lying on Deathstroke's shoulder, covering its nose with its paws. I don't know if it was because Wade's body odor was too bad or the body odor over there was too strong.
"Hey, isn't this the kitten that follows my cousin?" Deadpool dropped the grass circle in his hand. Now that the death knell is coming, there may be no need for these fancy plans: "I know how to give animals an A Belt and pheromone bait may not be useful to an Origin Judge, but I can make this matter very reasonable."
His main reliance is the plot continuity gem. No matter how outrageous things are, as long as they can be related to each other, the logic can be smooth and the story can continue.
"Forget it, you should use this as bait." After looking at his cousin's trap layout, Su Ming shook his head and reached into his pocket and took out a green light ball: "Use this to fish, and the Origin Judge will definitely come. "
"What is this? With such a strong green light, I can't even see what's inside. Could it be someone's cuckold? Gah!" Deadpool turned to the side and told a joke. He actually knew that this thing was What, I just said that on purpose.
This is the energy of the Origin Falcon. Since that thing is originally an energy aggregate, it can also be regarded as a part of its body.
It's just that compared to when the falcon chased me before, it now only has corpse parts, and its energy seems to be more concentrated. It was probably made into some kind of battery by Emperor Weishan.
Being strong for a moment is nothing. Not long ago, he was arrogantly chasing himself, but now? Aren’t you dead?
(End of chapter)
