In the dark warehouse, the girl's voice sounded particularly clear, but this answer made Su Ming stunned for a moment.
He has seen many reasons why superheroes retire, such as being involved in the death of their family members, finding out that they can't save anything, or not wanting to play anymore because they are old. There are quite a few people who have to retire due to disabilities caused by fighting, but this is the first time I heard of someone retiring because of an explosion in that area.
But after being surprised, he felt it was reasonable. After all, Kick-Ass was destined to have such a day.
Why?
Because that kid doesn’t have any superpowers, he just wants to team up with the super-killing girl, follow them through mountains of fire, and rain of bullets. However, he has not received any professional training, which is different from a professional killer like Mindy who was trained by his father since he was a child. Than, far worse.
Every time he goes on patrol, he breaks at least a few ribs. This is the reward of a superhero.
The reason why he is called Kick-Ass is not that he bullies others, but that he is bullied by others.
However, he is a bit clever. If he can't increase his lethality, then he can enhance his ability to resist blows. This method is to add steel plates to his bones. This was what he realized after he was hit by a gangster with a car and his legs were broken. He found that it didn't hurt at all to kick a big tree with his steel-plated legs.
So, if the whole body is equipped with steel plates, and the bad guys hit themselves, it is them who are hurt, wouldn't it be wonderful?
So every time Mindy made a profit and went to buy guns and ammunition, Dave's income was converted into various stainless steel medical equipment, and this also allowed him to have deep friendships with many surgeons and plastic surgery doctors. .
The idea is quite good. Adding a set of built-in anti-wound armor to yourself has indeed been popular for a while. The steel material is well chosen and it is also bulletproof.
It's a pity that he forgot that villains can think too, and they can also look for the weaknesses of superheroes.
So as a male, what is the only organ in the body that does not have bones that can be used to fix steel plates?
So Su Ming said that King Kick-Ass will have a day like this sooner or later. When the villains have thoroughly studied him, his balls will definitely be in danger. After all, they are the only remaining weakness...
"Even you can't find him." Batman's voice was still calm, as if he wasn't happy at all when he heard his balls exploded.
This made Mindy feel a little inner. She felt abandoned because Kick-Ass left without saying goodbye. But from Batman's tone, it seemed that this kind of breakup was very common?
Also, the Justice League can be divided and reunited, let alone ordinary people.
So she adjusted her mentality, and the cute smile appeared on her round face again: "The last news I learned was that he went to Thailand...I never saw him again after that. Maybe he has become Is she living quietly in some corner of the world? You know, the kind of life after a superhero retires."
In comics, many superheroes go to various deep mountains and old forests after retirement, or buy a farm in a few states on the West Coast. Whenever the sun sets, the heroes who have been busy for a day sit on the porch in a rocking chair and have a drink. Drinking coffee mixed with wine and watching your family laughing and playing not far away.
Of course, that was a comic, and Mindy quickly shook these thoughts out of her mind, because in reality, none of the retired superheroes she knew could guarantee that they would be dead. The villains and enemies don’t care whether you quit the world or not. This is the real world. Washing hands unilaterally will not work. They will only dig up the person, kill your whole family, and then dismember the body and throw it to the The most conspicuous place in the city to serve as a warning to others.
Big Daddy has long said that becoming a superhero is a road of no return, and the final result is death. The only difference is who dies earlier, himself or the villains.
This is also the reason why he cultivated his daughter, so that after his death, someone could inherit his spirit and carry forward the cause of justice.
Of course, the super-killer girl may have been trained a bit biased. How can I put it, I feel that the girls from the red house are not as murderous as her. From the perspective of a bystander, she is a complete anti-hero.
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"Shemale? This is a rare attribute in the superhero world. She shouldn't retire." Batman said this, it sounded like he was joking, but his tone was very serious, and his hoarse voice was stating a fact: " In recent years, the United States has also promoted gender diversity."
"Well, I have no interest in those political movements. No matter how many genders there are on earth, there will always be people who are oppressed."
Killer Girl hugged a wooden box, lay down and smelled it. As if she was unsure, she used the samurai sword on her back to pry open a crack, took a deep breath, and then stood up: "I found it, right here. here."
She didn't bother Batman, so she unpacked the box herself, opened the plastic sheet wrapping the human teaching specimen, and pulled out a head from the spine.
To make sure she was not mistaken, she stretched out her tongue and licked the skull, then spat aside and nodded with certainty.
This is a little trick used in hunting. Experienced hunters can tell how long the animal has been dead and whether it was vegetarian or carnivorous through the different dehydration rates of the bones. That is to say, apply some saliva to the bones. If you have been dead for a long time, the bones will be very dry and will absorb water quickly. On the contrary, it will be slower. The human tongue is very sensitive to moisture. After this knowledge point is expanded, it can also be used to identify whether an object is a bone. Biological bones can absorb water after weathering, but bone china, stone, plaster or glass cannot.
After the appraisal, she came to Batman holding the skull, handed the thing to him generously, then raised her hands like a cat and stretched:
"I found it. You can call it a day and go home today. Well, after you came from another world, you shouldn't have any money on this earth, right? So it's normal to have no place to live. Why not stay in my safe house temporarily? It's in Brooklyn. You can also give me some advice in the sewer." The fake bat lowered his head and looked at the skull in his hand. He soon discovered that the skull could be opened, and there was a crumpled parchment stuffed inside, which seemed to be somewhere. ancient map.
However, ancient maps are just a few lines with an intersection drawn on them. Whether they can be found is another matter.
I don’t know what these gangs are trying to do by robbing this thing.
He was thinking this in his heart, but he wouldn't show it. He just put his skull back and it was gone like magic.
"Okay, I still need some time to investigate and get something to eat by the way."
It means that you can follow Mindy to her safe house. It is a guide in name, but in fact it is a plan.
