"Don't worry, you can see it's not moving anymore. This is a good opportunity to generate income, hehe. Guys, look what I found? A wild meat egg. It seems that the protein content is six times that of beef. Remove the head. ...Okay, it has no head. Anyway, if everyone wants to give away gifts, then I will try the taste of this meatball for everyone today!"
An exaggerated smile was outlined under Deadpool's mask. After thinking about it, he put a pair of knives on his back so that he could use one hand to clasp the dead skin on his butt. Then he turned to the direction of the deserted person and changed. As if by magic, he took out a pair of Allegro from his pants and started fighting on the spot: "The business of live streaming is to see the freshness. There are also cover and signs, gold signs and silver signs. They are hung out inside and out. The boss makes money and I drink the soup." I’ll take advantage of you all the time when you get rich, but when you come here and you’re still empty-handed, if you want to give me money, I’ll leave.”
The pink ball seemed to be stunned. It stopped in place and stopped moving. It was just in the darkness, with an ominous dim white light emitting from its entire body, like gray smoke.
"Let's go!"
Unable to bear it anymore, Su Ming kicked his cousin in the direction of the pink ball. It was okay for him to go crazy here, but instead of doing business, he actually sang "Lotus Flower Falls" to beg for food. This is too crazy. .
Mercenaries rely on their killing skills to make a living, and they should be different from beggars. "ah!"
The *** let out a long cry, and there was no sense of pain, but his last note was very long, followed by a "Puff, Chi" sound.
The spherical creature didn't react at all. It was like a balloon filled with water. It burst under Deadpool's body and sprayed out a lot of gray viscous liquid.
But even so, these liquids don't have any smell. Just looking disgusting does not make people feel uncomfortable in all aspects.
At least it feels much cleaner than Deadpool himself.
"Strange, this is not corrosive body fluid..." Deadpool got up, dug a piece of gray slime on his chest with his fingers, stuffed it into his mouth with his backhand, and fiddled with it a few times as if gargling. , simply swallowed it, and said the second half of the sentence: "And it's not poisonous, and it's even a little delicious. It tastes a bit like black sesame paste."
"Does it smell?" Su Ming asked the question that everyone was concerned about. The girls were all staring at Deadpool at this time, and they must be curious about this.
"Well, not really." Wade touched his body, especially his crotch area, because gray mucus was flowing there: "I don't know if it's because my oral cancer can't taste it, or if it doesn't have its own taste. Taste, how about some, cousin?"
Why does Deadpool like to eat burritos? Mainly to eat the chili sauce in it. Due to cancer, his tongue often sheds its skin and the taste cells are completely destroyed. Only spicy taste is what he can enjoy, because it is actually a kind of pain.
Let Su Ming eat this gray paste? Let's forget it, I'd rather have a bite of strangulation.
A thin tentacle reached out to the mucus on the ground, sucked it like a straw, and then some information entered the host's mind.
This thing has no nutrients, which means it contains no energy, and it really has no taste. It tastes like sesame paste, but it tastes like pure water.
"There seems to be something wrong..." Su Ming looked down at the display screen on the water detector. At this time, another bright spot appeared, approaching everyone's current position at high speed, he thought thoughtfully.
After a moment, another pink ball appeared in the field of vision. This time, Deadpool didn't have to kick it, he ran over and did a jumping chop.
The new ball exploded again, and another large pool of gray slime burst out.
Deathstroke didn't speak. He just looked at the display screen silently. At this time, another bright spot came out: "We seem to have been dragged into the time loop unknowingly." He said this and looked at everyone who was still a little confused: " To put it simply, this meat ball can be reborn infinitely, and we will have to wait for it here, which is a bit troublesome."
"So have we become Dormammu? And this meat ball is Earth-199999's Strange? Is it here to negotiate terms?" Wade instantly thought of this, and was a little speechless, because he was know that
It's a joke, but I don't want to spend my whole life chopping meatballs.
Every time a meat ball is killed, a new one will come out, and now everyone is probably unable to leave this underground cave. This seems to be a trap, and the entire cube is the space where everyone is imprisoned.
That is to say, this meat ball cannot speak, otherwise if it had words, it would be more like it. "Professor? What do you think?" Hermione simply patted the cloak and let it fall to the ground. She stood next to the teacher with her wand: "Otherwise, let me try it next round. The killing curse may be effective on it. Effective, kill it completely."
"Then try, Wade, get out of the way." Deathstroke followed suit and looked at the others behind him: "If any of you want to try, you can try. This meat ball doesn't seem to have any other attack capabilities. It’s used to trap people like us.”
"No, you can just come." Amber felt that it was an eye-opener. She was a little confused now and had to continue thinking.
The same goes for Ms. Druid. Although she doesn't support killing animals, this meat ball doesn't look like a living thing. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a particularly powerful weapon, so she doesn't join in the fun.
Just as she was talking, another meat ball appeared at the entrance of the passage. The witch was not polite at all. She raised her hand and said Avada Kedavra.
The green light hit the opponent, and the meat ball exploded on the spot. Seeing this scene, Hermione shook her head secretly, because she guessed that it probably failed.
The target hit by the death curse should fall straight down and pass away with a complete body. The exploding flesh ball can only show that it has not gotten out of the cycle created by the opponent.
"How about we try to leave?" She asked Deathstroke. If she didn't want to fight, then it was okay to leave, right?
"If it were the beginning, maybe, but it's too late now." Su Ming pointed to his cousin who was covered with mortar, took out a cigarette, lit it, and started smoking in the dark: "This kind of bodily fluid is Some kind of mark, it's part of the body of the meat ball. Now it's useless to run away invisibly, unless Wade is left here."
"Then let's go." Deadpool suddenly turned around to face the deep tunnel, leaving only a majestic back to everyone. He turned his face sideways and said coolly: "Iron warriors like me have long been on the battlefield. I knew I was going to encounter this fate on the first day. Come on, I will show you the queen. By the way, cousin, those things you burned for Emperor Weishan in the past, you will also burn for me during the Qingming Festival and Chongyang Festival."
However, Su Ming did not accept this trick. He rolled his eyes and said, "Before you prepare to perform the scene of generous sacrifice, you should try to see if your teleportation belt can be used. I think if it can be used, it will be very reasonable." .”
