"Did I get into a big trouble? Brother, please help me." When Dou Xian was pretending to be dead at home, he found his master Deng Biao coming to visit him. He hugged Deng Biao without any moral integrity and said.
"A big disaster?" Deng Biao thought for a while and fell into silence. How should I describe this matter?
Empress Dowager Dou is your sister, so it’s okay for you to go out of your way. Everyone in the court knows that you are a tough person and behave more arrogantly, but you don’t have any thoughts of a powerful official. It’s just that the second offense is more serious. Why did you kill Liu Chang when you had nothing to do?
"I think the Empress Dowager will find out about you in at most three days. After all, no one is a fool in this matter. What are you doing to the Marquis of Duxiang when you have nothing to do?" Deng Biao said with a headache. As a Taifu, and also Dou Xian Recommended, he and Dou Xian have a harmonious relationship.
In addition, Deng Biao also knew that Dou Xian was an idiot who was arrogant and mentally retarded in politics. He was a normal person in other aspects, so he also knew that Dou Xian's relationship with Liu Chang was mostly due to his boss. As for the rest, Not a lot of ideas.
In addition, Deng Biao felt that Dou Xian, a useless person, might not be doing what he wanted to do today, so this matter could still be discussed.
"He fucked my sister. He said he came to mourn the late emperor, but he went to my sister's house ten times a month and mocked me. I'm giving him face!" Dou Xian said very forcefully.
Deng Biao said that he had nothing to say, so just do it. After all, the Empress Dowager is the face-bearing one. It is indeed appropriate to be beaten a few times if caught, but it is too much for you to kill her directly. Forget it, I think this You can't die, the Queen Mother is also at fault.
Emperor Zhang of the Han Dynasty died in April this year. Although the period of filial piety was shortened to three months, it should still be taboo. The late Emperor had only died a few months ago, and the Empress Dowager already had an affair with Liu Chang, who came to attend the funeral. What about Emperor Liu Zhao? Thinking about it, even if Liu Zhao is only nine years old now, his own father has just died a few months ago, and his mother has gotten together with a young boy of the same race. It is strange that he has no intention of killing.
So Deng Biao left, and Dou Xian was caught within three days. Empress Dowager Dou was so angry. If it weren't for the fact that Dou Xian was her brother, Dou Xian would have fucked her little husband directly. To die for this hatred, Dou Xian should be crushed to ashes.
Even so, Empress Dowager Dou was still very angry. Fortunately, Deng Biao and the young emperor Liu Zhao were there to mediate. In addition, Empress Dowager Dou was indeed unreasonable in this matter.
Although it is not a problem for the Empress Dowager to raise a face these days, it is indeed a bit excessive to start raising a face just after the death of the late emperor. In addition, Dou Xian is his brother after all, so the matter is stuck here. Dou Xian is Empress Dowager Dou was imprisoned in the inner palace.
Generally speaking, this matter was over like this, and Dou Xian would not be able to come out for several years even if he was not cold. As a result, Dou Xian was imprisoned in the inner palace for less than half a month. News came from the north that the biggest enemy of the Han Dynasty, The Huns were resurrected again, and as soon as they were resurrected, they controlled several of the thirty-six countries in the Western Regions. They were entrenched in the Tianshan area, and their combat power was so tyrannical.
Dou Xian quickly came out and said, I, I, I will fight, I am the best fighter, I used to do the work of a general, let me fight.
It was politically correct for the Han Dynasty to attack the Xiongnu. In addition, there were many mediators involved in this matter. Of course, the resistance was not small, because many people believed that the promoter of this matter was Empress Dowager Dou. People such as Lu Gong and others directly rebuked Empress Dowager Dou. It is said that "how can one person sacrifice the lives of thousands of people?"
In fact, this mess has nothing to do with Empress Dowager Dou, because Empress Dowager Dou and her own brother are still in a cold war. It was actually Emperor He's idea to let Dou Xian go out, because the cold war between Empress Dowager Dou and Dou Xian made the nine-year-old Emperor He of Han saw an opportunity to take back imperial power from his relatives.
Therefore, Dou Xian successfully took charge of the overall situation as a cavalry general to fight against the Huns. After all, for the Han Dynasty, fighting the Huns was the most important, and other things could be put aside. The resistance in the court was a joke. Although Empress Dowager Dou was defeated by Lu Gong That group of people were being targeted, but Empress Dowager Dou herself also agreed with the idea of attacking the Huns.
I have to say here that although the empress dowagers of the Eastern Han Dynasty were often criticized, their abilities were pretty good. Although empress dowager Dou was scolded and was led by her own brother who had a cold war with her, she still felt that she should kill the Huns first and then do it. After the Huns are finished, we will deal with this group of scum.
There were plenty of fresh meat, and they would be found sooner or later, but the Han Empire needed to take care of its reputation, so he pinched his nose and agreed that his own brother would go out to fight the Huns.
These days, the Central Army was naturally deployed to fight against the Huns. Dou Xian led the five schools of the Northern Army, the Sanhe Cavalry, and his deputy Geng Bing to attack. The two of them led a total of 8,000 people. This number of people running to the Tianshan Mountains to fight the Northern Huns was almost equivalent to giving up their lives.
All the people of the Northern Huns were in arms, and they held the thirty-six countries in the Western Region as supplies. Logically speaking, they still have an army of two to three hundred thousand. In addition, the Huns' fighting power is very ferocious. Even the eight thousand, three rivers and five schools Not enough for the Northern Huns to hammer.
However, Emperor Zhang had recently died, and the country was not stable. Only the Three Rivers and Five Schools could be dispatched. These top elites were enough to defeat a normal country and destroy it, but to defeat two to three hundred thousand Xiongnu, I am afraid they would have to be replaced by a god like Huo Qubing. It is only possible to gamble if you risk your own death.
So Dou Xian mobilized another 20,000 people from the Southern Huns, 8,000 Qiang and Hu troops led by Deng Hong, and King Zuo Xian's 10,000 Cavalry Division, totaling more than 40,000 people.
It is indeed a bit nonsense for people to travel more than 4,000 miles to the Tianshan Mountains to fight the Huns, but Dou Xian thought about it and just did it. In Luoyang and Chang'an, it would be great. I heard that the Huns were more fierce. , I'm going to have fun.
When I left, I took a bookkeeper with me, Ban Gu, who wrote the Book of the Later Han Dynasty. Ban Gu actually didn't want to go. He was not the Ban Chao who gave up his writing and joined the army after listening to his brother's story about the mythical history of Dou Xian. He was just an ordinary person. main book.
Ban Gu refused to fight against the Xiongnu, because he really couldn't defeat them. I heard that there were hundreds of thousands of Xiongnu in Jiluo Mountain, and the Shanyu was still there and occupied thirty-six countries in the Western Regions. There were 40,000 of them. Many people marched for more than 4,000 miles to fight the Huns.
To be honest, even if Ban Gu didn't know how to fight, he still felt that this was not easy. What's more, more than 30,000 of the 40,000 people were just making up the numbers. Would you like to play with a hammer and give away someone's head?
However, as the chief clerk, he could not refuse, so Ban Gu had no choice but to follow.
Dou Xian didn't feel that there was any danger, nor did he feel that there was anything to be afraid of. He had no clear understanding of the ferocity of the Xiongnu. What's more, in his opinion, with his eight thousand main force, there was nothing he couldn't do. .
After the three armies at Zhuoxie Mountain gathered together, Ban Gu felt very nervous. He was playing with a hammer, and his teammates didn't even have the equipment. The Qiang and Hu were just miscellaneous soldiers. Why were they still wearing sheepskins? What was going on? Giving away heads?
Dou Xian still didn't think there was any problem. In his opinion, as long as he had his own main force, it was enough. The rest of the Southern Xiongnu Wanqi, Qianghu Naturalization Department, Karasuma Wanqi, etc. were just here to wave the flag and shout. They are all cheerleaders.
Dou Xian thought and did this, so after confirming that the main force of the Huns was entrenched in Jiluo Mountain, Dou Xian decided to lead the main force to go directly to attack the Huns.
At this moment, Ban Gu was confused and thought he was going to die.
However, as Dou Xian is the coach, no one can refute his decision. In addition, Dou Xian said that soldiers are valuable and quick. Let's have a magic weapon descend from the sky. The Northern Huns thought we couldn't reach it, and then we suddenly arrived. The other side would definitely not be able to react. , there is no problem in catching the opponent off guard.
It sounds reasonable, but something unexpected happened during the execution. First of all, they had to attack at high speed. They could only use cavalry, but Dou Xian's men were not all cavalry, so Dou Xian decided to only lead the cavalry to kill them, and the infantry divided up to carry out the new order.
This was a very outrageous decision that did not take the art of war seriously at all, but Dou Xian was the coach, and others could not persuade him and could only follow the command.
The troops set out quickly and attacked Jiluo Mountain with great speed. However, Dou Xian was unlucky. When his main force reached Jiluo Mountain, he happened to encounter the 50,000 cavalry led by Shan Yu. His main force was less than 7,000, and the Qiang Hu cheering team The Cheerleaders of the Southern Huns also got out of touch because of Dou Xian's high-speed march.
Dou Xian looked at himself and then at the opposite side. At this time, Dou Xian didn't know how many people were on the opposite side. Anyway, the other side had just rushed out of the valley of Jiluo Mountain. What can I say? Come on, the brave one will win when we meet on a narrow road. Let's fuck him. !
There was no logic and a tough front. Both sides suddenly encountered their opponents. However, Dou Xian went wild and smashed the imperial guard led by the Xiongnu Chanyu, killing everyone in Jiluo Mountain with blood flowing into the river.
After the battle, the Chanyu was not captured. Dou Xian took stock of the battle damage. It seemed that the Huns were not strong either. Where was the Chanyu? Where is Chanyu?
At this time, Ban Gu was already stunned. He looked at Dou Xian as if he were looking at a god. After the cheerleaders of Qianghu, Wuwan, and Southern Xiongnu arrived, he looked at Dou Xian and completely knelt at Dou Xian's feet. Regardless of the art of war or not, Seven thousand cavalrymen traveled more than 4,000 miles, encountered more than 50,000 cavalrymen led by the Xiongnu Chanyu, and lost 1.30,000, but their own losses were less than 2,000?
What kind of magic is this!
"The Chanyu ran away?" Dou Xian said, wasn't the fight in vain? Am I so good just to kill some trash fish? I came here for Shanyu, and I must catch him.
Then Dou Xian, who had no humanity and no regard for military tactics, divided two thousand troops from the main force and asked Yan Pan to lead the troops to force Yiwu.
This time, there was no general who opposed Dou Xian's order. Although privately I still wondered whether this method of fighting was right, it made sense to win.
Two thousand soldiers forced Yiwu territory, which was later known as Hami, and had another fight with the Xiongnu. The Xiongnu were severely injured and ran away. The chariot driver was so frightened that he knelt down and surrendered. Dou Xian said that Shan Yu was too capable of running away, so he chased him!
In the Battle of Heyunbei, we have reached Outer Mongolia. Another fight was fought. This time, Shanyu was discovered and injured. Dou Xian believed that the strategy was correct and continued to chase. If you can run, I will run even more. .
But you need to pay attention at this time, because the Battle of Jiluoshan, the Battle of Yiwu, and the Battle of Hebei Yun were fought continuously. These were fought while changing battles. Dou Xian has chased for more than ten thousand miles, and the straight line has exceeded five thousand miles. , but at this time Dou Xian was already on top.
I've been chasing him for so long and I haven't caught him yet. There are all sunk costs ahead. I have to chase him to death. Just do it!
At this time, the only voice in the entire army was Dou Xian, because there were three big battles, dozens of small-scale battles, and huge victories in every battle. What kind of brains do you need? Just follow the command!
Chased all the way to Jinweishan and bumped into the royal court...
