"Tongtong, that's the guy who bullied me. Not only did he hit me, but he also fed me grass." Si Niang said fiercely to Lu, who was standing on the frame and pointing.
Liu Tong looked at Si Niang. At this moment, she really felt that there was something wrong with Si Niang's fighting ability. Why couldn't she even beat a horse?
"The Imperial Guard is not used to do this kind of thing anymore, withdraw the troops!" Liu Tong ordered loudly, and Bai Qi also twitched the corner of his mouth. He originally thought he was here to encircle and suppress some strong men in the palace, but when he came over, he found that he was led by a military god. More than five hundred central guardsmen were sent to surround a horse.
Being humiliated and thrown into his grandma's house, Bai Qi thought he was some kind of warrior and was ready to surrender. After all, teasing the concubine was a serious matter, but it was nothing serious.
They all came from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and they didn’t attach much importance to this. On the contrary, they paid more attention to personal abilities. In the past, there was the death of Qin Mugong, and in the later, there was the banquet of King Zhuang of Chu. According to the rules of later generations, these bastards should be killed. Object.
However, Duke Mu of Qin was not angry that his precious horse was lost and was picked up by the common people and made into horsemeat soup. Instead, he rewarded the common people with wine to calm their shock. A few years later, Duke Mu of Qin fought against the Jin State and was besieged by the Jin State. The battlefield was Next to this, these hundreds of people received the news and came to help with their own weapons. They rushed forward to save Duke Mu and captured Duke Hui of Jin.
King Zhuang of Chu was even more ruthless. After King Zhuang put down the rebellion, he held a banquet for all the ministers and asked his beloved concubines Xu Ji and Maggie to come out to toast the ministers. Then there was a wind in the middle and the lights went out. Tang Ciao's brain twitched. Inflated with lust, she directly took off Meiji's coat, but Xu Ji took it off, and Xu Ji took off the tassel on Tang Ciao's helmet, and ran to the King of Chuzhuang to complain.
King Chuzhuang thought for a while, forget it, everyone is fine, are there some high-ranking officials today? Everyone here is a hero, let this matter go. Then he asked everyone to throw their helmets out, and then lit the lamps after throwing them out.
A few years later, when Chu and Jin were fighting for hegemony, Tang Ciao seized the opportunity and stepped forward bravely, as if cheating. He fought all the way from the Yangtze River to the capital of Zheng State, and won the unwinnable war.
So in Bai Qi's view, Si Niang herself is complete? Let's see if the traitor recognizes the traitor? If he recognizes the traitor, he will be given a way to survive; if he doesn't, let him ascend to heaven.
But whether he knew it or not, when he came to see it was a horse, Bai Qi did not turn around and leave on the spot because he was giving Liu Tong face. Is this what the Central Guards did? Are you playing with your concubine? Shouldn't this kind of matter be handled by the eunuch?
Liu Tong actually had the same idea. What if the traitor was a human being? Then dispose of it if it was useful? Kill it if it was useless? A horse came in the end? To be honest? Liu Tong felt that he had really made a fuss out of a molehill and brought 500 yuan with him. The guards, plus a military god, are their opponents?
Where do I put my face, the regent princess? Isn't this the official who brought a group of cooks here to study how to get this horse into the pot tonight?
"But it not only hit me, but also laughed at me!" Si Niang said angrily, and at this time Wu Yuan and Wenshi were already snickering.
Just like Liu Tong and Bai Qi instantly understood that this matter could not be handled by the Central Guards, but should be handled by eunuchs or imperial eunuchs, Wu Yuan and Wen also realized that thieves and animals are two different things. processing level.
"No problem. I'll ask the people from the Royal Horse Supervisor to deal with this horse later and give it dozens of whips." Liu Tong turned to Si Niang and said gently. In fact, this matter only needs to be left to the Royal Horse Supervisor. Just don’t say anything.
"But this horse is laughing at me and feeding me grass!" Si Niang said angrily.
At this time, De Lu has begun to tilt his head. This guy's intelligence is really not low. At least he can understand people's words. Although Si Niang has brought a group of people to stir up trouble, De Lu knows that as long as he immerses himself in eating stuff, then nothing will happen.
If something really happens, he can fly to the stables of the Cookie family. Recently Lu has concluded that Weiyang Palace and the Cookie family are really good.
Stina was also staring at Lu at this time. Lu tilted his head, and she also tilted her head. Then the two evil gods communicated through the frequency of tilting their heads.
Bai Qi naturally dismissed the central guards on the spot regardless of what Liu Tong and Si Niang said, and then the five hundred guards dispersed quickly. Soon there were only more than 20 old men left here.
"Why do you keep tilting your head?" Wen held down Stina. She had always felt that her sister's intelligence was a bit erratic, and now she was obviously a bit unbecoming. Fortunately, she was a strong boundary-breaker, and everyone could accept Stina. behavior, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.
"I'm communicating with that horse." Stina tilted her head and said, "It can understand my words accurately."
"Yes, yes, it can understand human speech, so it bullied me extremely much." Si Niang, who was trying to explain why she had fought before and was defeated, and why she had trouble with animals, finally had evidence.
"I don't know what to say anymore." Liu Tong covered his forehead and asked the coachman to take the frame back. He got out of the car. He could eat something later. Anyway, I have nothing to do today. Let's study the horse first. what happened.
"But, I really didn't talk nonsense. This horse can not only understand people's words, but also respond." Si Niang said with resentment, "It looked down on me, so I did it."
"I'll give it a try." Stina was already interested in Lu at this time and decided to try it herself. After all, Stina was a real boundary breaker anyway, and one with excellent combat effectiveness.
"It's up to you." Liu Tong's mentality was very stable. Even if he was beaten to death, the horse deserved his punishment for bullying Si Niang. If he was not beaten to death, he would not be punished to death.
When Stina stepped forward, Lu was still eating grass. When Stina appeared five steps in front of Lu, Lu decisively turned into a white light and flew south.
"Ah, it flew away." Stina didn't even react. To be precise, she reacted to Ali, but her movements couldn't keep up. After all, Lu was eating grass there stupidly, leaning forward while eating grass. His head was in a state of ignorance. Who would have thought that a mere horse would be ready to run away early.
So close to the ground, it accelerated to the speed of sound and brought out a powerful shock wave, feeding this group of people a big mouthful of grass residue. Thank you that it was not summer at this time, otherwise Liu Tong and others would have been fed several big mouthfuls of soil residue!
"Bah, bah, bah!" Liu Tong and others were really confused in the wind at this moment. At this moment, including Bai Qi who didn't believe it at first and thought Si Niang was just stupid, they all realized that this horse might really be too smart. It was obvious that the opponent was ready to run away from the very beginning.
Lu ran away in an instant, leaving Weiyang Palace at an unimaginable speed, and then flew straight to the backyard of Guan Yu's house. With a snort, the curly-haired red rabbit followed him, and then flew to Sun's house, taking Huang to take off instantly, and then Liu Bei , Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Gan Ning, and Cao Cao did not pull any of them.
In the end, Lu took seven divine horses to watch Red Rabbit. Red Rabbit, who was eating mushrooms, looked at the group of divine horses opposite, and then looked at his own saddle, okay, Lu Bu is not here today, I can't beat you, okay, okay, okay. , listen to you!
That's right, in just two or three years, Lu has become familiar with other people's horses, because none of the other horses know how to farm, but Lu knows how to farm. Those who have mastered the necessary supplies these days are the big guys. Lu knows how to farm and take other magic horses to steal vegetables, so Lu can win over his friends. But now Lu feels that he is being threatened, so he starts calling his friends.
As for each family finding out that their divine horse has run away, they actually have nothing to say about it, because the ability of the divine horse to leave the body at the beginning is no joke, and everyone basically knows about every divine horse, and there are obvious reasons for it. Signs, it’s normal to run out and play or something like that.
So when the groom informed that a divine horse had taken away his own, Guan Yu and others habitually thought that the horse king competition had begun again. After all, with so many horse kings together, it would be impossible to tell who was the boss. It's not scientific, just get used to it. Anyway, these horses are psychic and won't get lost. They will come back after running.
Therefore, when Liu Tong and others finished cleaning up the grass residue on their bodies and said that they would catch the horse next time and make it a stallion, Lu had already returned with his little friend.
From the south of Weiyang Palace, a white light rushed back with a rainbow.
After landing, Lu kicked away the greenhouse where the black locusts were planted before and took his friends in to eat grass. Then a group of horses squeezed me and I squeezed you. Finally, Gan Ning's Jingfan pushed the red rabbit aside. What? It’s called the Master of Horses, and that’s what it is.
Later, a horse squeezed the door down, and then they all went to eat the grass Lu planted in the greenhouse. After all, in the winter, this kind of high-quality grass was very scarce.
"Well, do you still want to fight?" Si Niang looked at Stina and asked. She looked at her arms and legs, and it seemed that she couldn't beat the opponent.
"Well, that red horse seems to belong to Marquis Wen." Stina was extremely impressed by Lu Bu, so she naturally remembered Red Rabbit.
"Is this a demonstration?" Bai Qi touched his chin, and Lu De's intelligence improved again. He could even do such things as a demonstration. This horse's intelligence is quite interesting.
"I actually let a horse threaten me. Who got the horse from Weiyang Palace?" Liu Tong was also a little confused. This horse was actually the boss among a group of horse kings. Who sent this thing to Weiyang Palace? I don’t ride a horse, so I don’t need such a thing.
"But this is not important. What is important is that we can find a home for it." Liu Tong quickly reacted, "We will give it a reward during the Chinese New Year, and we will take it as a reward for teaching and learning. The first one will give it this Just take the things away, kill two birds with one stone, this horse is really useless in Weiyang Palace."
Liu Tong didn't need a mount, and at this moment she had the idea of using this thing as a prize to engage in the gambling industry. Of course, the entire operation would be outsourced to professionals.
