The morning of the next day was very lively from the beginning. For example, Chen Xi didn't want to go to the court at all and pretended to be sick. However, he was woken up early by Chen Yun. He ate some cakes and a bowl of porridge and hurried away. Chen Xi.
There is no doubt that Chen Xi belongs to the group that went relatively late. In fact, all the civil servants on Liu Bei's side came relatively late. When Chen Xi arrived, Cao Cao had already asked Liu Bei to hold a court meeting now. As for the blockbusters, The generals under Sun Ce and Liu Bei didn't come. Cao Cao didn't care at all. Didn't he notice that the eldest princess didn't come?
"Uh, I thought you weren't coming?" Liu Bei said as he looked at Chen Xi who appeared at the door and was poking his head, preparing to sneak over through the shadow of Weiyang Palace.
"How could you not come?" Chen Xi said with a dry smile.
"Ha!" Liu Bei smiled and didn't say anything. It's whatever you say. It's best if you can come. It doesn't matter if you don't come. I think Xun Wenruo is also very useful.
Cao Cao glanced at Chen Xi and pulled Xun Yu back to his queue. He always felt that Liu Bei had some bad thoughts towards Xun Yu.
"Well, Shang Shu Pushe has arrived, let's get started." Cao Cao coughed lightly and said. Liu Bei and others nodded, indicating that the time was almost up.
Only Chen Xi looked at the blank space of the military attache opposite and asked in confusion, "Where is that group of people? Sun Boxu is missing. He must be missing in the meeting."
"Well, Shang Shu Pu She, we can take charge of the meeting today." Zhang Zhao said awkwardly. Their boss was badly bombed yesterday, and his handsome cheeks were blown open. He had to admit that Zhang Xiu blew himself up. The power is getting stronger and stronger.
"Oh~" Chen Xi said in a long voice, thinking that Sun Ce was already irritable after attending the court meeting, kicked the civil servant over, and then ran away or something.
"Now that everyone is here, let's get started." Cao Cao coughed twice and said.
"His Majesty hasn't arrived yet." Chen Xi looked at the empty seat and asked habitually, and then the whole audience fell silent. You looked at me, I looked at you, and finally they all looked at Cao Cao.
Cao Cao took a deep breath, showed the unique demeanor of the Third Company, looked at Chen Xi with a weird smile, and said, "The eldest princess should still be sleeping peacefully. Generally speaking, the eldest princess doesn't attend court meetings very often. She will appear once every ten days. Do you still have any questions, Master Pushe?"
"No problem, no problem!" Chen Xi shook his head repeatedly, thinking if he had known that so many people would not go to court, I wouldn't have come.
"Then let's get started!" Cao Cao coughed twice again, attracting everyone's attention, and said with a majestic expression. However, before Cao Cao could start the topic, various stinging whines came from outside Weiyang Palace. At that moment, the veins on Cao Cao's forehead could not help but jump.
Soon, a group of bandaged generals led by Sun Ce and Gan Ning came up carrying a guy whose whole body was bandaged and could no longer be identified as a human being.
Of course, Gan Ning's image isn't very good either. You can almost see several large circles of bandages wrapped around his chest through his thin underwear. Sun Ce is even more unlucky. Only his eyes and ears can be seen with the bandage on the upper half of his face. , there are a bunch of unlucky children behind them, all wrapped in bandages.
Cao Cao's eyelids jumped when he saw this scene. He knew without even thinking that the guy being held up by Gan Ning and Sun Ce was Zhang Xiu, but it was not easy to be so miserable. Even Huang Zhong and Zhang Fei, who did not attend, Seeing this, I lamented again and again, it was really miserable.
"Wait, we'll be there soon!" Sun Ce and Gan Ning walked to the position with Zhang Xiu, who was so bandaged that he couldn't even see his human form. Although it only took one shot to recover, no one wasted this medicine. meaning in this regard.
"Is Boyuan's self-destruction so exaggerated?" Xiahou Dun said, pushing Xiahou Yuan.
"Probably." Xia Houyuan said with the corner of his mouth twitching twice.
"This is too exaggerated. With this power, I think I should also practice it." Zhang Fei looked at the group of unlucky children with admiration. Everyone was injured. Zhang Xiu was half dead, with bandages all over his body. The others were also seriously injured. Good players like Gan Ning, Tai Shi Ci, and Chen Dao were all seriously injured.
"This is a self-destruction. No matter how I look at their injuries, it doesn't look like they were caused by a self-explosion." Huang Zhong said with a strange face, "Why is Marquis Wen missing?"
Sun Ce and Gan Ning held Zhang Xiu's seat, and after throwing it into their seats, they found their own seats and sat down. A group of other people also sat back in their seats one after another. Then the general's seat was basically filled, leaving only Lu Bu's seat. location.
"Let's start, let's start, Marquis Wen won't be here today." Sun Ce said, covering his face.
"Why did you make such a fuss?" Cao Cao glanced at Zhang Xiu, who was twitching from time to time, and asked. He had self-destructed several times, so why was it so serious this time? "Bo Yuan, this self-destruction is so powerful. ?”
"Self-destruction?" Zhang Xiu twitched twice, his voice hoarse after being burned by fire, and said, "They were completely beaten. They were all beaten like this by someone who didn't come."
"Asshole, if you weren't a retarded self-destructor, would we have been beaten by him?" Gan Ning immediately scolded Zhang Xiu, "What you call breaking the boundary, I believe you!"
Then, of course, a group of people started to criticize Zhang Xiu, regardless of whether they were in Weiyang Palace. Then Cao Cao and others finally completed the plot by relying on the curses of this group of people.
There is no problem that Zhang Xiu self-destructed. The problem is that this time when Zhang Xiu switched to the water and fire attributes and self-destructed, Lu Bu was by his side, and the fierce flames directly burned Lu Bu. It would have been too miserable, but Lu Bu couldn't help being careless, and his hair was burned into a Mediterranean shape. He couldn't raise his crown high, so the highest part was burned off.
Everyone was rolled over by the explosion. When they got up, they saw Lu Bu with disheveled hair and the middle of his hair was blown into pieces. Lu Bu, who was originally handsome and majestic, now became the Mediterranean. At that moment, no one has ever looked back. god.
Then Gan Ning laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes, and Sun Ce also laughed. Everyone present, except Zhang Xiu who was already lying on the ground and was already a corpse, was laughing like crazy.
So Gan Ning was beaten half to death, Sun Ce was also beaten half to death, and everyone present felt bad. The furious Lu Bu killed all the unlucky children, and finally roared and flew back to Chang'an. When they turned around, these people would Zhang Xiu, who came back alive, was kicked in the circle.
"Hahaha, Lu Feng was blown bald first, hahaha, I want to see it, I want to see it!" Zhang Fei was so laughing that he was rolling on the ground. If anyone wanted to say that he was not afraid of Lu Bu at all, Zhang Fei was one of them. , "If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have gone drinking yesterday. Such a great fun, hahahaha, I'll go and see it now."
Zhang Fei was about to run out as he said this, but luckily he was caught by Liu Bei, otherwise he would have had a great time today. But just thinking about Lu Bu's image, many people in the court snickered, but they couldn't help but laugh wildly. It was just Zhang Fei, and everyone else was tacitly snickering.
"Silence! There is a meeting in Weiyang Palace. Look at how you look. Do you still look like officials from the Han Dynasty? Why are you laughing?" Cao Cao suppressed a smile, took pictures of several cases, and said loudly. Originally, he should be presiding over the court meeting. However, Chen Xi didn't want to move at all about Chen Xi's affairs, so he had to leave it to Cao Cao as usual.
Cao Cao's domineering power successfully suppressed the entire Weiyang front hall. Everyone stopped laughing, at least not as exaggerated as before. Then Cao Cao coughed twice and said, "Since..."
However, before he finished speaking, Huangfu Song came out of the side hall. Looking at the row of bandaged military attachés, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, "What is this, a private fight between officials and officials?"
Cao Cao was interrupted by Huangfu Song's words, but when he turned around and saw that it was Huangfu Song, he had no choice but to stop talking about holding a court meeting. After greeting Huangfu Song, he said, "The master came to attend the court meeting today. Something happened to the military attache." , it became such a mess."
Huangfusong nodded, intending to greet Chen Xi, but he didn't know where to start. He could only nod in the standard attitude of the older generation, and then took a seat and sat down. Huangfusong's official position was actually a false position. The so-called veteran minister You have to work hard to get through it.
The same is true for Huangfu Song. He has made great contributions. He was the second-grade general of Zhengxi in the early days. He also served as Guanglu doctor, Taichang and other nine ministers. Later, he became a chariot and cavalry general and a Taiwei. He was a highly respected minister. When Liu Tong came to power, he was promoted again and became a Taifu.
This is a false position, but it has a gold seal and purple ribbon. Although it has no real power, its status is slightly higher than that of Cao Cao and Liu Bei. However, it is really useless. There is not much actual power. It is just a respected status. But Huangfusong was quite satisfied.
After listening to Cao Cao's explanation, Huangfu Song also understood what happened. He nodded and looked at the circle of bandaged young people. He felt deeply that the years had been ruthless. He was not so wasteful back then.
"I happened to have something to mention today, so I came to the meeting. Is the eldest princess coming today?" Huangfu Song asked a few questions, found a seat and sat down, then pointed to Guo Si outside the door, "That guy is It shouldn't be carried under the main hall."
Immediately Guo Si bared his teeth at Huangfu Song. Cao Cao looked at Guo Si and thought that Liu Tong didn't deal with Guo Si, but just forked out. After thinking for a while, he asked someone to notify Guo Si to come in.
To be honest, Guo Bang is also a bitch. He hates going to court when he can go to court. After being kicked out by Liu Tong yesterday, he came to the palace gate early today, but was stopped by Zhao Yue. Then Guo Bang didn't leave, so he squatted At the gate of Weiyang Palace, the imperial guards could not do anything to Guo Si.
After all, Liu Tong only asked the imperial guards to carry Guo Si outside yesterday, and did not mention to deal with Guo Si. Therefore, if Guo Si squatted outside Weiyang Palace and listened, it would be difficult for the imperial guards to drive him away.
After all, these imperial guards did not know Guo Si's identity. They only knew that he was a prince, with a gold seal and purple ribbon, and it was normal for him to go to court.
