Xu Dafu rolled his eyes: "Returning a god to block a killing god, a Buddha blocking a killing Buddha? Before you say such arrogant words, think about how powerful Tianzun's magic power is?"
Cheng Xu's expression suddenly became awkward.
Oh no!
That "God will kill the God if he blocks it, and Buddha will kill the Buddha if he blocks the Buddha" is just a proverb, and it is thrown out casually, forgetting that there are real gods in Gaojiacun, unlike other places where the gods are just a bragging thing. .
Cheng Xu quickly glanced at the sky, and happened to catch a glimpse of a low cloud floating six to seventy feet above his head. In other words... Tianzun happened to be there.
ah! "Cheng Xu screamed strangely and quickly knelt down: "Tianzun, the little man speaks freely, that's not what I meant just now. ""
Li Dao
Cheng Xu cheered up, the border troops were really coming.
He quickly went to summon the militia to prepare for the expedition.
Xu Dafu next to him also knelt down with a "pop" sound and said loudly to the sky: "Tianzun, villain... I followed your order to study the flash cap, but for some reason, it became crooked while studying it. I made a bomb out of nowhere and threw it to blow up people, please forgive me."
He was quietly waiting to be criticized, but he saw another large piece of paper unfolding in the sky: "Not guilty! Well done! There will be a reward."
He is literate, so he recognizes it.
A silver ball fell from the sky and landed in front of him.
Xu Dafu took a closer look, this...this...isn't this the reward he saw the three plasterers received on the day he and the lampmaker came to Gaojia Village?
This is called that, "Tianzun Special Award".
It was quite a shock at that time!
I didn’t expect that this thing would have its turn one day, hahaha.
Xu Dafu almost looked up to the sky and laughed, but suddenly his face darkened, as if he thought of something, he jumped to the side of the road suddenly,
He grabbed a handful of blades of grass and put them on the silver ball. He looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he breathed a sigh of relief: "Phew! Don't reveal your wealth to others. If others know that I have this, what if they rob me?" Be careful, be careful, don’t be too arrogant and end up losing your life.”
Li Daoxuan: "...
Xu Dafu continued to the air: "Actually, the villain not only made one, this thing is very easy to make. The villain made ten of them in one breath. He only took out one for them to try. Since Tianzun thinks this thing is still good, Okay, let’s give all the villains to Professor He and use them to deal with the border troops.”
Li Daoxuan said: "It's feasible! Go quickly."
Xu Dafu ran back to the cave and quickly took out a big cloth bag. The bag was full of hay. Among the piles of hay, there were nine gunpowder balls like before. He handed the whole bag to Cheng Xu: "Teacher He, please count the
Next, there are nine rings in total. This time you go into battle, you must hear nine rings. If there is one ring missing, find out who hid one without throwing it out, and be sure to take it back. This item cannot be kept privately by militia soldiers, otherwise the consequences will be extremely serious. "
Cheng Xu reached out and took it, overjoyed: "It turns out there are nine more. Hehehe, I don't think Tianzun needs to take action in this battle. Just relying on us, we can beat the border troops crying for their fathers and mothers."
Xu Dafu: "Hey, did you hear what I told you? Don't just laugh, remember, nine rings, you must hear nine rings
Cheng Xu: "Who the hell can count how many firecrackers explode during a war?
The head of a fifth-year high school student popped up next to him: "I can do it."
Cheng Xu: "...
At this time, Li Daoxuan opened the historical military forum he often visited and posted anonymously: Hello everyone, I am here again, with the same question about traveling through the Ming Dynasty. If I traveled back in time to the Ming Dynasty, had already created a black powder explosive pack that could be detonated with a match rope, and wanted to turn it into a more powerful grenade, which one should I choose?
Reply 1: How about throwing a nuclear bomb by hand? As long as you throw it far enough, you won't be able to blow yourself up.
Reply 2: Bury alive on the first floor first. I don’t understand this very well. Can the long-handled grenade from World War II work? Can anyone tell me?
Reply 3: The grenade technology used in World War I and World War II was extremely complicated. It contained springs, detonators, and various chemical gadgets. Do you want to make them in the Ming Dynasty? Do you have a chemical plant? Stop dreaming. It is recommended not to think too much about evil moths. Mix small steel balls into black powder. Wrap the outside of the grenade with a thin iron sheet. Install a wooden handle underneath to help throw it farther. Use a match rope to ignite it. That's it. Thinking too much about high technology will only Unable to be mass produced.
After speaking, he also attached a picture, which he drew himself, of how to make a black powder grenade that could be realized in the Ming Dynasty.
Reply 4: Damn it, what kind of master is upstairs? So awesome?
Reply 5: What the third floor said is good, but we can’t always be so stupid. If there is a chance, we still have to build a chemical plant. History has to move forward.
Reply 6: Well said, chemical industry must be developed. With chemical industry, there will be black silk. Let all the girls on the Qinhuai River wear black silk and dance...
Everyone was furious: "Where's the moderator? That bastard is out again."
Li Daoxuan scolded the 6th floor, thanked the 3rd floor, downloaded the picture back, reduced it and printed it to a corner of the paper...
At this time, Xu Dafu and Cheng Xu had handed over the bomb and turned around to go back. After taking only two steps, they saw a sudden explosion in the sky.
Then a huge piece of paper floated down, with a very strange thing drawn on it, and a line of words written next to it: "Grenade."
"Huh?" Xu Dafu suddenly understood that this was the blueprint for the "Fairy World Bomb" given by Tianzun.
He jumped forward and rolled up the paper as fast as he could. He looked around and said, "Huh, it's okay, I'm the only one who saw it. If this drawing is leaked, the world doesn't know what will happen." How it exploded."
Li Dao
Xu Dafu hid in the firearms bureau, looked at the drawings carefully for a while, then sneakily ran into the craftsman's well and found Gao Yiyi: "Master craftsman, I have been ordered by Tianzun to build something."
When Gao Yiyi heard that it was Tianzun's order, of course he had to agree: "What to do?"
Xu Dafu: "Small iron beads, very small particles are enough, and there are also iron shells like this.
He did not show the drawing given to him by Li Daoxuan to Gao Yiyi. Instead, he drew the iron shell of a grenade by himself, and only the iron shell was drawn, and nothing inside was painted.
Gao Yiyi read it one by one: "A thin iron can slightly smaller than a fist? What are you doing for this? Is it to hold water?"
Xu Dafu: "I can't tell you what it's used for. Anyway, it's what Tianzun wants."
Gao Yiyi couldn't laugh or cry: "You're still keeping it a secret from me? Okay, okay, I'll make it for you. I'll make it for you."
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