“I’m not messing around, I’m not messing around.
Gao Yiye said that she was not kidding, but there was a mischievous look in the corners of her eyes. After all, she was still a fifteen-year-old child, even though she had been there for more than half a year.
She has always been admired as a saint, but her naughty nature is still there.
Thirty-two felt more and more uncomfortable: "What mischievous things did you draw? Can't you let Tianzun know? Let me tell you, my bookstore won't print anything that is too ridiculous."
Gao Yiye pouted: "It's not too ridiculous. Although there is a little bit of nonsense, most of the content is serious."
Thirty-two said warily: "Bring it to me and take a look."
Gao Yiye ran back to the room with a smile, and soon came out with a large stack of paper. Each piece of paper was covered with drawings. There were also Arabic numerals written on the lower right corner of the paper to indicate which number it was. A few pages.
Thirty-two picked up the first page and looked at it, and was shocked. Isn't this the painting of Daoxuan Tianzun?
Although he has never seen Tianzun's face with his own eyes, who doesn't look at Tianzun's statue every day? That can really be seen at a glance.
Li Daoxuan also saw it outside the box. Isn't this my face?
It’s just that the painting is 32% more handsome and 3200% more majestic than me, yo yo yo.
Xiao Nizi is painting me for fun, and her painting skills are improving very quickly.
Thirty-Two was startled: "You...you are not messing around with Tianzun, are you?"
Gao Yiye: "Hehe, I don't dare to make fun of Tianzun. I drew the story of Tianzun subduing demons and slaying demons."
Thirty-two quickly turned to the second page...the third page...
Li Daoxuan also watched along.
He immediately understood that this was really a story about conquering demons. The overall framework of the story was not much different from the stories sung in love dramas in Northern Shaanxi Province. After all, the little girl did not have much creative ability, so she could only start from scratch. I used some worldviews from the Dao Qing dramas I watched.
The story tells that Daoxuan Tianzun was traveling in the lower world and came across a small village. A group of vicious bandits lived on the mountain next to the village. They ran into the village and killed people, set fires and robbed food.
Daoxuan Tianzun was furious and slapped a bandit into a meat pie.
After taking pictures of the bandits, Tianzun gave him some more food, then left the village and continued his journey to immortality.
Unexpectedly, not long after Tianzun left, another ferocious monster came to the village. The shape of this monster looked a bit like the Lobster Man in Ultraman!
Xiao Nizi was basically drawn to look like a lobster man.
The lobster man came to the village, doing evil and cannibalizing people. However, Tianzun was not there at this time. Seeing that the villagers were in danger, a Taoist priest suddenly came.
This Taoist priest is obviously a painting of Ma Tianzheng, even the clothes are the same.
The Taoist priest used his Taoist skills to fight with the lobster man, but in the end he missed the move and lost his sword, and was about to be eaten by the lobster man.
At this time, Daoxuan Tianzun came again, and used his immortal magic. His hand became extremely huge, and with a snap, he flattened the lobster man to the ground.
The Taoist priest knelt down and saluted gratefully.
The villagers ran out happily, took out the lobster meat and made fragrant shrimp porridge. Many villagers gathered around the big pot of shrimp and meat porridge, singing and dancing, and drinking Wuliangye.
End of story.
Xiao Nizi is simply a Level 4 suture monster! There are many strange elements stitched together in this little book.
Li Daoxuan almost burst into tears when he saw it.
After reading it, Thirty-Two’s expression became extremely strange: “This… this… this story…
Gao Yiye: "What's wrong? Don't you think this story is good?"
Thirty-two wiped his sweat: "I don't know if it will work. It feels like it will, but I always feel like something is wrong."
Gao Yiye: "That's doable, right? Third Steward, please help me by printing this book."
Thirty-two felt that Yali Shan was big: "There is a picture of Tianzun in it. If Tianzun doesn't like it, wouldn't it be right? I have to... I have to... ask Tianzun for instructions."
Gao Yiye: "This is to give Tianzun a surprise. If you ask him for instructions, he won't be surprised."
"This..." Thirty-two: "What if it's not a surprise, but a shock and anger?
Gao Yiye: "No, Tianzun must like to see this very much. This is about him doing good things and killing demons. How can he be angry?"
She pursed her lips and said, "I didn't paint Tianzun as a bad god.
Thirty-Two thought about it carefully. Yes, although the plot of this little book is
Although the sewing was messy, it didn't tarnish Tianzun's image as an old man, and the stories he told were decent. Well, okay, let's try to print some. After all, it is the request of the saint, who is the biggest saint in this village.
"Then... I'll let the engraver make a plate..." Thirty-Two said: "Let's talk about it first. We can't print too many copies of this. I'll just print a few copies for you to play with. The engraver's wages can't come from the warehouse. It's your responsibility to go out.
You have to pay for the paper and ink yourself.
Gao Yiye chuckled: "Okay, I have a lot of things given by Tianzun, I can just use some of them to pay for the engraving work."
In fact, there is a warehouse downstairs for Gao Yiye. No one can control her if she wants to take things from the village warehouse, but she has never stolen anything except cotton. Moreover, the cloth she stole from cotton and weaved was also handed over to the village treasury.
Thirty-two just said it casually, reminding Gao Yiye not to play too big. Although the Saint is the oldest, she is still a child after all and needs guidance from adults.
Gao Yiye smiled and handed the stack of paper to Thirty-two: "Don't break it, this is the only one I have."
Thirty-Two nodded: "Every picture here has a picture of Tianzun, who dares to damage it?
He shook his head, went down the watchtower, and came to the craftsman's well.
The engraver and his group of apprentices were bored and carving characters.
It turns out that the engravers and apprentices have been quite bored in the past few days. They have completed "Chinese Pinyin", "Primary School Mathematics", "Junior High School Mathematics", "Yang Family General", and also carved a version of "Junior High School Physics" 》, then there will be nothing to do, and I will be free every day.
Being bored means "no extra wages", which makes me a little depressed. I wish Tianzun could tinker with something to print, but Tianzun is busy building small trains and receiving people from Qingjian County, so he has temporarily forgotten about the cultural industry. .
The engravers had no choice but to carve characters out of boredom and practice their skills.
Thirty-two walked up to them and handed out the thick stack of paper in his hand: "Here comes the work. Let's carve this. The saint will pay you the wages."
The engraver and apprentices gathered around, picked up the paper and looked at it, and were shocked: "Tian... the story of Tianzun subduing demons and slaying demons?"
Thirty-two saw them "shocked", "frightened" and "wanted to worship"
With such a look, I couldn't help but think to myself: Should I tell them that this is a prank by the Holy Lady?
never mind! I won’t talk about this anymore.
Thirty-two said: "Yes, the name of this book is "The Legend of Daoxuan Tianzun's Demon Slayer"."
The engraver and apprentices looked pious and held the stack of paper carefully: "Don't worry, Third Steward, we will carve this story perfectly even if we risk our lives."
Li Daoxuan smiled: You guys have fun.
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