Liang Shixian's old face was about to be completely disgraced. The thieves came to Li's house to borrow weapons once they made trouble. This was too embarrassing to say, and it cost him the dignity of a county magistrate.
But thieves may arrive at any time, and face is useless. You have to throw it away. If you throw it on the ground, you have to step on it. If necessary, you can pick it up and lick it after stepping on it.
Thirty-Two Smiled: "Since it was Master Liang who asked for it, of course our Li family will not be stingy. We will lend the five hundred bows to Master Liang again."
Liang Shixian was overjoyed: "The Li family is indeed a kind family."
The two of them were having an awkward chat here, while on the other side, the new inspector Fang Wushang was looking east and west, his eyes constantly looking around.
The huge castle in front of him interested him quite a lot. The three-foot-high wall and four turrets made Mr. Bai as shocked as he was when he saw the Hakka enclosed house for the first time.
Fang Wushang originally wanted to eat at a big restaurant in Gaojiacun and wait for the bandit army to come, but this big restaurant was so "big" that he didn't dare to eat, for fear that he would offend someone and be cheated by someone else's backstage. It's not worth it if the big family eats it up and loses their heads.
Fang Wushang said: "Third steward, have you heard about the thieves in Heyang County?"
Thirty-two: "I heard that, alas, Heyang County is too close to our place, which makes people feel really uneasy. We are already organizing the militia and Xiangyong to prepare for a battle with the traitors."
Fang Wushang had actually seen the militia in Gaojia Village. More than a hundred young and strong men were sitting in the open space in the distance, listening to a girl who was dressed dignifiedly and had a serious expression.
When she spoke, the people in the militia listened carefully and did not dare to be disrespectful at all. They knew at a glance that this woman was a person.
Fang Wushang sneered in his heart: The vigilante group actually let a woman lead it! If you don't train well, but let a woman lecture you, can the soldiers you bring out be used? It's all nonsense.
At this moment, Gao Yiye finished his "Ideological and Political Class" and walked away, returning to the main castle.
As soon as she left, the vigilante group relaxed.
The lying rabbit jumped up and laughed: "Hahaha, can you teach me boxing now? Come on, come on, teach me how to box? Huh? Where is Mr. He? Was he still around here just now?"
Looking left and right, I couldn't see the teacher. No one came to care about him, and the saint was gone.
The lying rabbit instantly regained his "sharp-headed soldier character", pulled out the rusty sword from his waist with a swipe, and said with a big smile: "Everyone, come and see me show you a move, my unique skill - Lepus Duanba sword.
Everyone laughed together: "Just forget it."
Pa Ditu: "I have practiced hard to watch swords."
He jumped up from the ground, opened and closed in an exaggerated manner, swung out his sword, and yelled out: "Heaven! Rabbit! Duan! Ba! Sword!"
Fang Wushang, who was in the distance, saw that his sword was slashed out in random directions, without any momentum at all, and with flaws all over his body. He couldn't help but shook his head: "Sure enough, the soldiers were led by women. This militia is useless. .”
At this time, Liang Shixian was still chatting awkwardly with Thirty-Two: "Third Manager, I am bringing Inspector Fang here this time just to introduce you to each other. Inspector Fang is going to bring troops to resist the bandit army from entering Chengcheng. Thief The military strength is huge, but Fang Inspector doesn’t have many soldiers at his disposal, so I’m afraid your militia will be needed to help him.”
Thirty-two hesitated, not knowing how to refuse.
Fang Wushang rushed to answer: "No need!"
Liang Shixian: "Huh?"
Fang Wushang said: "I have seen what their militia is like. If such a militia follows me, it will only get in the way and hold me back. It seems that our trip is in vain.
Thirty-two:"…...
Fang Wushang said: "I'll just go and kill the thieves myself."
After saying that, he stopped talking nonsense and turned around and left.
Thirty-two:"...
Liang Shixian was a little embarrassed: "Ahem! Don't blame the third steward. Military attachés are just like that. They are a bit rough and have no etiquette at all."
Thirty-Two was secretly happy in his heart: No wonder, no blame, of course not! It's good that he doesn't want our help. Half of our soldiers now have armor, and the other half don't have armor. We have also sewn several pieces of armor at key positions on the cotton-padded clothes. This kind of equipment is not convenient for you to see. Let's move together. If so, we would still have a headache.
He turned his head and took a look at the militia from a distance, and saw the rabbit still playing tricks there, waving his rusty sword like an idiot, and secretly rejoiced: Very good! This fool has made a meritorious service and will be given a bonus later.
Paiditu didn't know that he had accomplished a great feat, and he was still swinging a rusty sword left and right. Suddenly, he saw a man wearing a general's armor walking over quickly.
Lying Rabbit: "???"
That man was of course Fang Wushang. He suddenly jumped in front of Pa Ditu with a big stride. This move was so scary that Pa Ditu exclaimed "Ouch" and couldn't help but slash Fang Wushang with the sword in his hand. past.
Fang Wushang stumbled on one side of his body, and the lying rabbit fell down with a "pop" sound.
Fang Wushang: "Hmph! Waste!
After saying that, he strode away.
Paiditu got up from the ground, with a look of aggrievedness on his face: "Damn it, I know that no official is a good person, and I didn't provoke him, so why did you come here to beat me suddenly?
The people next to him spread their hands and shrugged.
Zheng Daniu said: "Stop talking about him. In fact, I also want to beat you."
Another person next to him raised his hand: "I want to beat him too!"
"Actually, I want it too!
In the blink of an eye, except for the fifth grade of high school students in the militia group of more than 100 people, everyone else raised their hands.
Paiditu was startled. Seeing that Gao Chuwu didn't raise his hand, he seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw. He hid behind Gao Chuwu and shouted urgently: "Brother Chuwu, you'd better be nice to me." , only you don’t hit me.
Fifth grade student: "Oh! I actually hit Miss Xing while she was injured. I'm really not a man.
Everyone: "....
Paiditu sweated profusely: "Brother Chuwu, didn't you hear what happened just now?"
Fifth grade student: "Ah? What happened just now?"
Pa Ditu: "They all said they were going to beat me."
Fifth grade student: "Ah? Is that so? That's great. I've wanted to hit you for a long time. Since everyone thinks so, let's do it."
Pa Di Rabbit: “Ahhh!
A group of people instantly knocked the lying rabbit to the ground, grabbed his hands and feet, lifted him up, pointed his crotch at the big tree next to him, and bumped into it... rubbing rubbing... rubbing rubbing... like the pace of a devil.
Pa Di Rabbit: "Ah ah ah! No! I will never succeed, so don't do it!"
When the women in the village saw this scene, they couldn't help covering their faces and turning their heads, cursing angrily: "The men are really shameless, they just do stupid things."
/. Lingdian Chinese website]/
