Holy Monday Ninth Update
Mr. Bai was so happy just now when he saw the invisible hands assembling the blocks in mid-air that he didn't even remember how they were put together. Now that he was asked about it, his face instantly turned into the color of pig's liver.
It's so embarrassing.
Mrs. Bai next to her was very angry and gave her son a big bag.
"Tianzun taught you how to use the weapons of the Immortal family, but you didn't learn how to do it. Instead, you learned how Li Tiejiang knocked the machine. Why did I give birth to such a stupid son like you?"
Mr. Bai covered his face, not daring to speak back, and accepted the scolding obediently.
Mrs. Bai: "Why don't you quickly apologize to Tianzun?"
Gao Yiye: "No, Tianzun said there is no need to apologize. He will demonstrate it to you again. This time, you must watch carefully."
Mr. Bai quickly stood upright with a snap, his eyes widened, staring at the strange fairy weapon, and saw it "pop", "pop", "pop", disintegrating and falling off piece by piece. , and after a while, it turned into a pile of scattered parts.
Gao Yiye: "Okay, Tianzun is about to start the combination."
Those building blocks flew up again, merged in mid-air, and merged again. The sound of the light and crisp combination of building blocks could be heard. After a while, the building block missiles were assembled again.
Li Daoxuan also reached out to the hillside, picked up the eight shells, and put them back into the missile launch tube.
Gao Yiye: "This time, do you remember it clearly?"
Mr. Bai raised his head with excitement: "Tianzun Qi, I have written everything down."
"I remember it pretty quickly."
Gao Yiye said: "Tianzun praises you for being smart."
Mr. Bai didn't express anything, but Mrs. Bai next to him was overjoyed: "Tianzun praised my son for being smart, hahahaha. My son has been praised by Tianzun, hahahaha..."
Later, when Mrs. Bai was bragging and chatting with other women, she would say to everyone she met, "My son was once praised by the Goddess for being smart." She boasted about this all her life.
Just as Mrs. Bai was laughing ecstatically, Gao Yiye said to Mr. Bai: "Tomorrow morning, Tianzun will send Gao Chuwu and Zheng Daniu to bring three Xianjia missiles and a large number of artillery shells to Baijiapu. You Go with them and teach your father how to assemble the Xianjia missiles."
Mr. Bai was young, but his etiquette was good. He bowed to the sky and said, "I will obey the decree of Tianzun! Hey, the word 'ritual' is one of the six arts. I will follow my father..."
"Pah!" Mrs. Bai gave him a big competition bag: "Don't follow your father in this aspect."
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In the morning, Cheng Xu got up very early.
He is writing a memorial. Although he is a military officer, he is also literate, but his literary talent is not as good as that of a civil servant. He can write some vernacular, colloquial words, and keep a running account, but he can also tell a story. clear.
"I led a hundred soldiers to guard the Baijia Fort to resist the traitor army. I urged the people to cut down trees and build weapons such as trebuchets and giant ballistae, and to train local braves. A few days later, the traitors arrived and supported the sky and the earth. Their number reached 6,000. There were so many people. However, I was not afraid at all. I first used trebuchets and giant ballistas to destroy the morale of the thieves, and then led my troops to cover up the killing. They defeated the thieves with one blow. The thieves abandoned their helmets and armor and fled back to Huanglong Mountain. I chased and killed them. There were more than thirty thieves in the army, and they killed countless thieves. The thieves were so frightened that they never dared to attack our Chengcheng again..."
He wrote with great joy and elation.
After achieving such great achievements, promotion and wealth are just around the corner, hahahaha.
Just as he was extremely happy, the deputy inspector pushed open the door and came in, saying in a low voice: "General, we have received news from the hunters in the mountains."
Cheng Xu: "Oh? Tell me!"
The deputy inspector said: "Orion said that after Luochuan Bu Zhan Mu returned to Huanglong Mountain, he reunited with Yichuan Zuo Guazi again. The two armies are now heading towards Baijiabao together."
Cheng Xu: "Fuck!"
The pen in his hand fell off with a bang, and he said angrily: "Why? The thieves suffered a big loss in our Chengcheng County, and they should not dare to come again. They should go northeast and enter Yichuan County, or else go west , it’s okay to go to Luochuan County, why do you have to come to Chengcheng County? As long as you don’t come here, it’s none of my business.”
The deputy inspector whispered: "Over there in Yichuan County, it is said that there is a very powerful person stationed there. Hong Chengchou, the governor of Shaanxi Food Road, Zuo Guazi was beaten to a disgrace by him. He did not dare to be an enemy and did not dare to go to Yichuan County. Sichuan County. And in Luochuan County, it is said that there is also a very powerful patrol inspector. He was the one who drove him into Huanglong Mountain without staining the mud, so...so..."
Cheng Xu said with a dark face: "So they choose the soft ones, right? I, Cheng Xu, seem to be easy to deal with, right?"
The deputy inspector was sweating profusely.
Cheng Xu was angry: "How do I look like a soft persimmon? How exactly do I look like him?"
Deputy Inspector: "Boss, don't be angry now. Think about how to deal with these two thieves. Together, they have a fighting force of three thousand. With this little Baijia Fort, we will be able to fight after all." If you are invincible, let’s run away.”
Cheng Xu was panicking: "I was planning to run away at any time, and I didn't have to defend the Baijia Fort. But if the traitor dies, he won't go to Luochuan County and Yichuan County. After breaking the Baijia Fort, he will definitely drive straight into Chengdu." The city and county eventually became a mess and the whole county was in ruins. My Chengcheng patrol
Check, where can you escape? I could escape the first grade of junior high school, but I couldn't escape the fifteenth grade. Even if I was lucky enough to escape even the fifteenth grade, the emperor finally found out that he was guilty of dereliction of duty. If the county magistrate of the Donglin Party joins me again, my brain will be like this. Can't keep it. "
When Cheng Xu raised his head, he suddenly found that the deputy inspector's face had turned into that of his great-grandmother, grinning at him: "My dear great-grandson, come and accompany my great-grandmother."
"Ah!" He shouted, turned around, and looked back to see a great-grandmother standing behind him: "My dear great-grandson, my great-grandmother is so lonely."
Cheng Xu: "Ahhhhh!"
He threw himself on the desk with a thud, sweating like raindrops: "I'm dead, I'm really dead this time."
At this time, the Baijiabao sentry shouted outside: "Master, Master, the fifth grade of high school is here again, and he has brought us something again."
Cheng Xu said "Hey": "The guy who sent us the strange trebuchet and giant ballistae in the fifth grade of high school is here again?"
He cheered up and rushed out of the house in one swift step. Sure enough, the huge strange car stopped at the gate of Baijiapu again. This time the car was also fully loaded. It was still made of that weird material, neither gold nor iron nor stone nor wood, but... This time I couldn't tell what it was, it looked like a bunch of useless blocks.
A young man in white jumped out of the car. He looked about thirteen or fourteen years old. He was very young and had no hair on his mouth. He was the young man from the Bai family. He raised his head and said loudly to Bai Yuan: "Father, I I'm home."
Bai Yuan only glanced at it and said in a panic: "Hey? What are you doing here? It's dangerous here. Go back to Gaojia Village as soon as possible."
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