Thirty-two was a little panicked: "Hundreds or thousands? Which thief can have such a scale?"
Mr. Bai shook his head and sighed: "More than half a month ago, Baishui Wang Er rebelled and entered the county. You know this, right?"
Thirty-two: "Of course I know, so I'm hiding in Gaojiacun now."
Mr. Bai: "After Wang Er rebelled, he immediately took hundreds of rebels and hid in the nearby mountains. Inspector Cheng Xu led his troops to arrest him. After wandering around the mountains for several days, he could not even find Wang Er's shadow. .”
Thirty-two:"……"
Mr. Bai sighed: "He set a bad example by making such a fuss. There were riots in various places, and many farmers who could not pay taxes followed Wang Er's example and rebelled. The patrol inspector Cheng Xu only had about a hundred people under his command. How could a soldier, who didn't know how to separate himself, control the peasants in many places who were rebelling together? He was busy all day long, suppressing the rebels in the east, and they started again in the west, and suppressing the rebels in the west, and they started again in the east... It is said that he often often While sighing, he was so tired that he saw his great-grandmother waving to him."
When Li Daoxuan heard this, he couldn't help but almost laughed out loud. Cheng Xu was the military attache who was scared away by the laughter of the ghost last time, right? It turns out he's been playing whack-a-mole these days.
Thirty-two: "I have been hiding in a small village these days, and I have no information, so I don't know about it. The people are rebelling, and Cheng Xun's troops are not strong enough. I should write to the court and ask the army to suppress it, right?"
Mr. Bai said, dumbfounded: "We have submitted a letter. Many officials, squires, and gentry have signed the letter one after another. Even I signed the letter. However, Shaanxi Governor Hu Tingyan, who is old and lethargic, is afraid that the higher-ups will find out about this matter and punish him." They tried their best to conceal the matter, but they were not willing to report it. They beat all the people who petitioned for help with twenty canes and drove them out of the governor's office. They also said, "This hungry gangster will be plundered until the next spring." Listen to this. The human words?"
Thirty-Two froze, not knowing what to say.
Next to him, Gao Chuwu asked curiously: "Will you decide next spring? I didn't understand this sentence."
Mr. Bai glanced at Gao Chuwu and saw that he was a young farmer with thick eyebrows and big eyes, so he didn't want to pay attention to him.
But Thirty-Two whispered: "The meaning of this sentence is to let the rebels rob it as they like. Until next spring, they will naturally stop robbing it and go home to plant crops."
The fifth grade of high school students: "!!!"
The villagers nearby: "!!!"
Everyone was speechless for a moment...
After a few seconds, Gao Chuwu was furious: "Then if I go out with a knife now and rob people when I see them, no one will care about me? I will rob until next spring and come back to plant crops, and I will be a good citizen again?"
No one answered him, but the heavy expressions on Thirty-two and Mr. Bai gave him a definite answer.
The fifth grade of high school: "I'm going to do the opposite."
Gao Yiye slapped Gao Chuwu: "Brother Chuwu, wake up, are you so angry that your brain is broken?"
The fifth grade of high school: "..."
Gao Chuwu calmed down after being slapped by the saint. The people of Gaojiacun didn't need to go out to rob. They were protected by Tianzun. Moreover, Tianzun didn't like others to burn, kill and loot. His old man's attitude towards thieves was... One slap at a time, and they were all made into meat pies.
If he becomes a thief, he might be the next meat pie.
Mr. Bai said with a dark face: "The governor ignored the matter, did not report it, and did not send troops. This matter spread quickly. After the rebels knew about it, they became more arrogant and grew larger in scale. In just half a month, There are several rogue bandits making trouble, sometimes hundreds or thousands of people, roaming all over the country. Those who are willing to join them will be coerced together, and those who are not willing will be killed and their property stolen."
Everyone: "..."
When everyone said this, the group of bandits outside the city suddenly started making noise.
After a while, a man emerged from the bandits. He raised his neck and shouted loudly to Gaojia Village: "Which rich man built this city? Let him speak out."
The villagers all turned their attention to Gao Yiye.
Seeing this, Gao Yiye was about to come out, but Thirty-Two blocked her: "Miss Gao, you are a saint. Talking to this group of people insults your status, and insulting you means insulting Tianzun. Don't dare to do this . If you have anything to say to me, all you have to do is relay Tianzun’s order.”
Gao Yiye stopped talking and stood quietly.
Thirty-Two stood at the front and said loudly: "Who are these unruly people, attacking our Gaojia Village? Get out of here!"
He has been a master for many years and has a certain aura when facing ordinary people.
The thieves didn't know San Er, and thought he was the wealthy gentry who built this city, so they shouted loudly: "You are the talker here, right? Very good! You have half an hour to hand over ten stones." Food, we will spare your life, otherwise all the heroes in our village will come together and your little city will fall apart like Baijia Fort."
Li Dao There was a possibility that they would not be able to capture the enemy, so they stopped attacking directly and tried to use "intimidation" to obtain food directly.
This is the so-called "if you have a big fist, others will reason with you."
The big city wall of Gaojia Village turned thieves who were never unreasonable into reasonable thieves.
Thirty-two turned to Mr. Bai: "There are really many of them?"
Mr. Bai: "There are many, hundreds or even thousands. I don't know how many there are. Anyway, when they attack, they are overwhelming and my Baijia Fort cannot stop them at all."
Thirty-two: "What do you think, Mr. Bai? Should we give food or keep it?"
Mr. Bai was stunned, looked outside, and then turned to look at Gaojiacun. The tall city wall gave him a little confidence, but the villagers guarding the city wall didn't feel very good. It could be seen at a glance that they had no combat experience and were not as good as his dozens of servants.
After thinking for a few seconds, he whispered: "If you are not short of food, give him ten stones to eliminate the disaster. This is the best policy. After this storm is over, I will give you twenty stones of food. It will be my free gift." A gift of thanks from my family. You also know that among the six arts of a gentleman, I am very particular about etiquette."
Thirty-Two did not answer him, but turned to look at Gao Yiye, his eyes clearly showing a look of inquiry.
Mr. Bai was slightly stunned: Huh? Isn't Third Master the talker here? Is this the girl? Who is she?
Gao Yiye listened carefully and raised his voice: "Tianzun said, I'm afraid they are a hammer!"
Everyone: "..."
The third lady wiped her sweat beside her and said in a low voice: "Holy girl, you speak on behalf of the Heavenly Lord. You need to be more elegant in your choice of words and sentences."
Gao Yiye: "That's what Master Tianzun said, I'm afraid they are a hammer."
The third lady: "..."
Weirdly stiff, a few seconds later, Gao Chuwu suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The Heavenly Lord has already spoken, but I am still afraid of their hammer."
Zheng Daniu also laughed: "Yes, yes, I'm afraid they are a hammer."
The two blacksmiths raised their sledgehammers: "I'm afraid of their hammers."
The villagers knelt down, bowed to the sky, and shouted in unison: "I'm afraid they are a hammer."
Hundreds of people shouted the same words at the same time, and the sound was so loud that it shocked the bandits outside. What's going on in this village? Don’t give face? Do you have to drink wine as a penalty if you don’t salute?
Mr. Bai was even more confused: "What's going on? Your village? Why is there something wrong?"
