Chapter 39 It’s impossible to lie flat

Style: Historical Author: Thirty-two changesWords: 2205Update Time: 24/01/11 12:48:47
The villagers were overjoyed and hurried to the center of the village to share the meat.

Before the change, the village chief must have come out to preside over it, and then the villagers would divide it among themselves. After the distribution, the excess would be thrown away at Gao Yiye's house and run away. It was not decent at all, and some people would even secretly take more. One serving.

But since Thirty-two came to Gaojia Village, Gaojia Village, which was originally unorganized and scattered, has gradually begun to have an organized structure.

The villagers no longer divided randomly, but looked at Gao Yiye and Sanjiu eagerly.

Gao Yiye stood by and "tackled the situation". As a saint, he could remind the villagers that the Heavenly Lord was watching them at any time, so that some restless guys would not dare to mess around.

Thirty-Two presided over specific affairs and waved his hands to command: "On the fifth day of high school, you will cut the meat and bring a scale to weigh it..."

"Gao Laba, get two taels of pork." Thirty-Two announced, and then wrote Gao Laba's name on the paper, and put a check mark to indicate that he had received it.

"Wang Ergou, you're done."

"If you plant a big head, you will reap the harvest."

"Zheng Aniu, it's over."

"Senior high school kid, you're done."



More than a hundred people lined up to receive the gifts, and only thirty-two were allocated to the fifth-year high school student, the first-year high school student, and his family, allowing the "management" to distribute the items last, reflecting their "high integrity."

After everyone had finished dividing, it was the turn of the two sculptors.

The two of them had been waiting impatiently. Seeing that everyone else had it but they didn't, they felt aggrieved. They didn't know why the saint and the master wanted to save them until the end.

Gao Yiye waved to them, and the two of them immediately ran over: "Lord Saint, what are your orders?"

Gao Yiye: "Tianzun ordered that all the remaining pork will be rewarded to you."

The two sculptors were stunned at the same time, their eyes widened, and they turned to look at the remaining meat. Although more than a hundred people had already cut off two taels each, there were still two washbasins left. It's so big, at least several dozen kilograms.

Gao Chuwu grinned, then chopped the huge piece of tenderloin into two halves: "Here, each of you will take half of the rest."

Two sculptors: "This... so many? Are they all for us? Others... only have two taels."

Gao Yiye: "Tianzun said that he is very satisfied with the statue of Buddha you carved to win the battle. These meats are your special reward."

The two sculptors were overjoyed. They knelt on the ground and kowtowed several times: "Thank you, Heavenly Lord. Thank you, Heavenly Lord."

Thirty-Two, who was standing next to him, lowered his voice and said in a serious tone: "From now on, you two will continue to work hard and do good things for Tianzun."

Two sculptors: "Of course, of course, the villain will do his job well."

They used to be hired by rich people to build temples and Buddhas. Although they would receive some rewards, they were only a few mouthfuls of food or a few copper coins. How could they have the chance to get such a large piece of pork.

Even if they couldn't finish the meat, it would still be a huge wealth if they could trade it with other villagers.

During times of natural disaster, nothing retains its value more than food.

It's just... fresh pork can't be stored for two days.

The two of them looked embarrassed: "Can you, again..."

Thirty-Two smiled: "Here, here are two bags of salt, use them to marinate the bacon."

The two were overjoyed, and quickly thanked the third master, then took the salt bag, picked up their share of pork, and ran towards their temporary nest: "Mother, eldest son, second son, our family has become rich! Haha! We The family is getting rich."

Not long after, the two of them piled up pine branches in the open space behind the village and started smoking bacon. Everyone knew the smell of bacon, and it killed everyone around them.

The rest of the villagers craned their necks, thinking to themselves: When will I be able to perform meritorious deeds for the Heavenly Lord and receive such an excessive reward?

That’s what the human heart is like!

When there is nothing to eat, you only look forward to a bite of food, but after you have something to eat, you look forward to having more than others, and then you will continue to climb upwards with the encouragement of this mentality.

Of course, there are also some that are badly displayed.

For example, Zheng Daniu, who came from Zhengjia Village, did not envy the two sculptors who were smoking bacon. Not only did he have a full meal, but he also ate two taels of pork. He touched his round belly and was in a good mood. Anyway, he ate everything. You're full, why are you guys still fighting for your lives? Why bother climbing up? Isn't it good to lie down and rest?

only……

The Feizhai Happy Water I drank last time was really happy. I wanted to drink some more, but unfortunately it is no longer available.

Too bad, I can't lie down, I really want to get the reward from the Heavenly Lord, I really want to drink the happy water.

Zheng Daniu jumped up like a carp, and rushed out of Gaojiacun with an ax on his shoulder. Taking advantage of the last glow of the sun, which illuminated the forest, he rushed into the woods and searched everywhere. After a while, he actually found it. A good and strong tree.

Zheng Daniu swung his big axe, click, click, click. Feeling energetic after eating, it didn't take long to chop down a big tree to the ground, and then cut off the best part, which was almost two meters long. The tree trunk was too thick to be lifted, so it was dragged, rolled, and pried, and it was not easy to get it down the mountain.

He pushed the tree trunk and rushed to Gao Yiye with excitement on his face: "Holy Lady, Holy Lady, you see, I got it back from the mountain. This will be used to carve the next statue of the god. It is absolutely useful. Look, , Is this useful?"

Gao Yiye didn't know if it was useful, but she raised her head and listened to the voice from the sky, and a smile appeared on her face: "Zheng Daniu, you are great, Lord Tianzun praised you."

Zheng Daniu was overjoyed.

Gao Yiye: "Master Tianzun said that I can reward you with some..."

Zheng Daniu said quickly: "I... villain... villain dare to make a merciless request."

Gao Yiye: "?"

Zheng Daniu: "I don't want meat, I just want... I just want... a sip... and a sip of Feizhai Happy Water, just one sip."

Gao Yiye was stunned, then laughed: "Tianzun said, no problem. Do you have a washbasin at home? Go and get the washbasin."

Zheng Daniu came from Zhengjia Village. Although he was poor and had nothing when he first came here, within two days after he came here, he made a wooden basin out of wood. Now after hearing this, he hurried home and brought a washbasin and put it on the table. on the ground.

In Li Daoxuan's eyes, his washbasin was only 3 millimeters in diameter, which was pitifully small. He could only use a needle to suck a little from his Coke bottle, then gently push the needle and drop a drop...

Just one drop filled Zheng Daniu's washbasin, and the excess overflowed.

Zheng Daniu shouted loudly: "I can't hold it in anymore...it's flowing out, it's too much, ah, it's too bad...the extra happy water has seeped into the ground...Oh my god...it's seeped into the ground... "

Thirty-Two cursed loudly from the side: "You already have a basin, so what does it matter if the extra bit overflows? You are crying, get out of here."

Li Daoxuan was secretly amused for a while, and then he confirmed two things:

1. There is a forest not far from the outskirts of the village, but unfortunately I can't see it from my sight.

2. When distributing things to villagers in the future, you can ask them to bring their own containers. This can save resources more and avoid wasting a lot of money.