Chapter 5: Raise them up

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It didn't take long for the forty-two people in the village to gather around the huge hard-boiled egg.

Forty-two pairs of confused eyes stared at this huge boiled egg.

Three feet long and more than one foot high, an extremely huge egg.

People standing in front of this egg seem to be standing in front of a small house.

If it hadn't been for a hole in the egg and the yolk inside could be clearly seen, they wouldn't be sure it was a hard-boiled egg with the shell removed.

The village chief of Gaojia Village stood at the front, his wrinkled face full of doubts: "Yiye, did you just say that this huge boiled egg was given by the God of Heaven?"

Gao Yiye nodded and pointed to the sky: "That's the god who helped us kill the bandits yesterday."

Everyone in Gaojia Village looked at each other.

The scene that happened yesterday seemed to be still before my eyes. The group of heinous thieves were smashed into meat patties by the invisible weight, and blood spattered. The scene was really shocking.

Afterwards, only Gao Yiye said that she saw a god reaching out from the clouds and beating the bandits to death one by one.

But no one else saw it.

The villagers didn't know whether to believe her or not.

Unexpectedly, only one day later, Gao Yiye found such a big egg again, and said that it was given by Lord Tianshen.

The village chief sighed: "If you think about it carefully, who else except Lord God can do what happened yesterday? And today's big egg, except Lord God, no one can do it, even if there is such a big egg in the world. I don’t have such a big pot to cook eggs.”

Everyone nodded.

Village Chief: "Yiye, it seems that the God of Heaven is particularly interested in you and only appears in front of you, while other people are too lucky to see the God of Heaven and him."

Gao Yiye was a little surprised: "Master God, do you particularly favor me?"

The village chief nodded: "Does the old man have any other instructions?"

Gao Yiye thought about it carefully: "He only asked me to eat. Oh, by the way, he also asked all the villagers to come and eat."

Gao Chuwu smacked his lips next to him. He had just eaten a fist-sized piece of egg yolk, and now there was still a little bit of egg yolk left on his lips. He kept licking his lips with his tongue, even a little bit of egg yolk. Not willing to waste it: "I've already eaten a piece, it's so delicious."

Seeing that the two young men had already eaten and seemed fine, the village chief no longer hesitated and pointed at the big egg in front of him: "Since God has given us food, let's eat it. But , don’t rob randomly. If you rob randomly, it will be all over the floor and it will be a serious waste of food. On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, you go get a knife to cut it!"

"I think this egg weighs about tens of thousands of kilograms. There are only forty-two people in the village. Each person can share several hundred kilograms. Any extra will belong to Yi Ye."

The village chief completed the basic distribution, and the fifth grade of high school students also came over with knives. Everyone carefully cut and weighed for fear of spilling a piece of egg white and egg yolk, until everyone got a big lump of egg yolk and a big lump of egg white. The pots at home were all brought out to fill them, and then they were barely filled, and a group of people devoured them.

As for the extra big lump, the villagers helped Gao Yiye carry it back to her home and put it in the cellar. Under the high temperature of summer, hard-boiled eggs cannot be stored well. Such a big egg is destined to rot tomorrow. Quite a lot, but these villagers didn't think about that kind of thing. They planned to continue eating it if it went bad, which was better than starving to death.

After eating, the villagers knelt on the ground, worshiped to the sky, thanked God for the gift, and prayed for God's blessing that the drought would end soon, the weather would be smooth, and the grain would be plentiful.

Calmness returned to the landscaping box again, and the little people started working as usual. Their working method was one way: looking for food! Go up the hillside to find food, go down to the riverbed to find food, dig deep into the ground to find food...

Although they had just had a full meal, hard-boiled eggs could not be stored well, and they had to start worrying about tomorrow's livelihood again.

Gao Yiye also picked up the bamboo basket again, looking for grass roots on the yellow sandy land as usual. Maybe it was because she had just eaten, but she was walking with a little more strength now, and she didn't look as pitiful as before.

Li Daoxuan sat outside the viewing box, silently watching the actions of the little people, with mixed feelings in his heart, which was quite unpleasant.

An egg can't save them!

So, give them an egg every day?

Will eating eggs alone lead to nutritional deficiencies?

We also have to get them some rice and vegetables, and occasionally some meat.

By the way, there must be salt. Humans can’t do without salt. Do villains count as humans?

Thinking about it this way, things seem to be complicated.

Li Daoxuan thought to himself: Is this like raising a box of little hamsters?

Based on the food intake of these forty-two little people, at least a few dollars a month would be needed to support them. It’s not that you can’t afford this little money, that’s all, just keep it.

Open Du Niang and search for "How to raise the little people in Lilliput?"

Can't find any answer on Du Niang.

Then he opened the military history forum that he often went to and posted anonymously: "If you had a group of little people from Lilliput, how would you raise them?"

Reply 1: "Is there a little girl? Catch her out and lift her skirt every day."

Reply 2: "I peek at her bathing every day."

Li Daoxuan: "Damn a bunch of retarded people."

There is no reason to argue with these nameless guys.

It seems that we can only cross the river by feeling the stones and learn to raise little humans from scratch.

Li Daoxuan walked into the kitchen and looked at his food reserves...

Well, basically no reserves!

A young urban man like him eats takeout most of the time and only has very little time to cook noodles or two eggs, so the refrigerator is empty except for a few eggs, half a handful of dry noodles, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. Other than that, there is nothing else.

This is definitely not possible.

Li Daoxuan glanced at the landscaping box and confirmed that the little people did not need him to take care of him for the time being. He hurried out the door and ran into the nearest supermarket. He carried a bag of rice, bought two pieces of pork, and a bag of vegetables. I bought a large bag of salt, which cost more than 100 yuan.

After returning home, Li Daoxuan approached the landscaping box and counted. There were forty-two little people, all of whom were still diligently looking for food.

Suddenly, he had a mischievous idea, cut open the rice bag, and grabbed a handful of rice from inside.

Snow-white Northeastern rice has a strong rice aroma.

I found the little girl's home in the village and took a look at her house with a magnifying glass. It can be said that the house was bare and empty, with almost no furniture.

It would be a shame to have such an empty house with nothing to decorate it with.

Li Daoxuan formed his hand into the shape of a dustpan, pointed it at the window of the little girl's house, and slowly poured a handful of rice into her house until half the room was filled.

Then she clapped her hands and waited happily. She would be very happy when she came home and saw so much rice.