"Of course it's me."
Li Mo patted his chest and continued to draw cakes for the two innocent young people:
"Our career is now in its infancy, just like a blank sheet of paper, waiting for you to use your hands to write its beautiful shape."
"When the flowers in the mountains are romantic and the sea and the sky are vast, I will celebrate the victory with you, eat meat with big mouthfuls, and divide gold and silver on the big scale!"
I have to say that Li Mo does have some experience in demagogueing people. I felt like Wang Fugui had the urge to kneel down to him.
Ke Xia suddenly nodded with longing for a better life and said:
"Okay, boss, you have to keep your promise!"
"Don't worry, I won't treat you badly."
"That's okay..."
Ke Xia narrowed his eyes, hesitated for two seconds and then spread his palm towards Li Mo:
"But boss, can you transfer twenty-seven yuan to my bank card first?"
Li Mo was stunned for a moment, pretending to be serious and said:
"No, didn't we agree not to mention money now? Why are you here again?"
"Sister Ke Xia, as a college student and a veteran who has slipped through the cracks, you are a bit too arrogant."
Ke Xia shook his head and pursed his lips and said:
"I don't want the money, I want to get a membership."
"Purchase membership? Pursue what kind of membership?"
"that is......"
Seeing Ke Xia's unwillingness to speak, Li Mo understood instantly.
A light suddenly flashed in his mind.
Others are the light of the righteous path, but he is the yellow of the evil path.
What else could this member that Ke Xia wanted to challenge be?
"Senior sister, I have told you a long time ago that you must focus on work and not be obsessed with it all day long."
"Besides, the website I gave you is free, why do you want to become a member?"
Ke Xia shook his head, feeling a little unhappy when he mentioned this matter:
"Senior, the ads are too annoying."
"Every time it comes to a critical moment, an advertisement pops up, which takes away all interest."
"If it lasts for a long time, I feel it will have an impact on my health, so I want to become a member."
When Li Mo heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched twice unconsciously.
In fact, he also considered this reason, so he recharged his account with a membership.
"Okay, then let me share my account with you. I am a member..."
Ke Xia heard this and nodded hesitantly:
"That's it...that's good, okay."
Li Mo turned Ke Xia's notebook towards him, opened the website and entered the account password, and then warned:
"But let's agree first that you can't look at my favorites."
"Why?"
"No need to ask why? How can the chairman's little secret be easily obtained by employees? This is very detrimental to the healthy development of the company."
"......knew."
In fact, let alone Li Mo, even Ke Xia himself felt that it would be a bit shameful for the two of them to share the same number.
The male boss and the female employee actually share the membership of Sese.com, and their favorites are hidden in their favorite short movies.
No matter how you think about it, you will feel dirty and make your whole body numb.
But if you don't use your boss's number, you will have to spend an extra amount of money every month, which is not worth it.
Forget it, don’t worry about it anymore, you have to give up whoring, what kind of bicycle do you want?
.........
After coming out of the library, Li Mo wandered slowly to the cafeteria, had some food, and then returned to his dormitory.
He was very happy today, so even though he was defeated in a battle of wits with the cafeteria aunt, he didn't care much.
Get up early tomorrow, you will be another good man.
Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Guo Daxia was singing "Bao Qingtian" in the bathroom while taking a shower.
This is not the point. The point is that this guy never closes the door when taking a bath.
That little black butt is so twisted, it’s really eye-catching.
Li Mo quickly looked away and found Shao Wenhua sitting in front of his desk smiling charmingly at him.
"Damn, Hua Zi, are you possessed by a female ghost? You're smiling so horribly!"
"Hehe, no, I just came back from surfing the Internet outside, and happened to see someone selling glutinous rice chicken on the street, so I brought two back for you."
Shao Wenhua pointed to Li Mo's desk. The lotus leaves in the paper bowl were green and steaming.
Li Mo heard this and smiled knowingly:
"Hua Zi, I won't thank you anymore. If you have any farts, just let them go."
"Fuck, Lao Mo, I don't want to hear what you say. We are good brothers in the same dormitory."
Shao Wenhua curled his lips, looking aggrieved:
"Didn't you say that when you were in high school, your favorite was the glutinous rice chicken sold outside your school?"
"When I saw the stall selling glutinous rice chicken just now, I thought of what you said, but you -"
"Alas! It's true that my heart is set on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!"
Li Mo took out a cigarette and lit it, then quietly watched Shao Wenhua's performance, and then laughed and cursed:
"If you said this to the fat little black guy in the toilet, he would be moved to tears."
"But who am I, Mr. Mo, that I don't know how pissy a bitch like you is? It's useless and useless."
"So if you have anything to say, speak it up quickly, and if you have any farts, hurry up, and don't wait until it's too late."
Upon hearing this, Shao Wenhua immediately gave up his resistance and showed a rare shy smile:
"That's it. I've been thinking about it for a long time in the past two days and decided to pursue Kuang Wenyan, so I want you, the squad leader, to make arrangements."
Li Mo was stunned for a moment, narrowed his eyes and laughed:
"Dear sister, you also know that I am the monitor!"
"Why are you asking me to arrange it? Are you treating me as a pimp?"
Shao Wenhua waved his hand and said seriously:
"That's not what I meant. I meant to give you time to think of some activities."
"The day you ran for class president, didn't you promise to make our college life rich and colorful?"
Li Mo heard this and chuckled:
"Oh! So you kid is waiting for me here!"
"Okay! For the sake of Nuomiji, I'll try to come up with an activity as soon as possible."
"But you are really stingy! You even bought two glutinous rice chickens to bribe me!"
"If I hadn't always been in line with the people's wishes, which cadre do you think would not be able to withstand such a test?"
Seeing that Li Mo agreed, Shao Wenhua nodded repeatedly and said a little flattery:
"Yes, yes, otherwise how can I say that only you can be the monitor? Monitor Li is someone who understands the sentiments of the people!"
"roll roll roll."
Li Mo waved his hand to dismiss Shao Wenhua, and just then Guo Daxia came out humming a song after taking a shower.
He saw the glutinous rice chicken on Shao Wenhua's table at a glance, and his appetite was whetted, so he couldn't help but take one.
Shao Wenhua is really stingy. A glutinous rice chicken is only about the size of a palm. He only bought two for Li Mo, but bought three for himself.
Seeing how fast Guo Daxia was, Shao Wenhua quickly grabbed it:
"Didn't you say you had three or three meals in the cafeteria at night? Why are you still grabbing my food?"
"Damn it, look at how you're picking at it and you're still protecting the food! Didn't I take a shower and waste it again?"
Guo Daxia was full of truth and reached out to grab it again.
Shao Wenhua quickly hunched over to protect the glutinous rice chicken on his chest, with a vigilant look on his face.
He was originally going to take a shower, but now he was extremely worried that his food would be eaten by Guo Daxia.
With Guo Daxia's body, three glutinous rice chickens are probably not enough to fill the gap between his teeth.
In desperation, Shao Wenhua had an idea and spat at the three glutinous rice chickens in the bowl.
