Li Mo sat in front of the computer with a cigarette in his mouth and slowly read down the posts.
Don't tell me, the writing of this bitch is really fascinating.
The entire post adopts the style of a novel, describing in detail the scene at the school entrance welcome yesterday and the scene in the cafeteria at noon today.
The plot was described as if the poster was driving a camera to take pictures of his face.
"The sun was scorching hot, and the two recognized school beauties of Changxia University, Guan Yingyi and Yun Mengyao, were standing at the school gate holding umbrellas, seemingly waiting for someone anxiously.
Suddenly, Yun Mengyao waved to the crowd and shouted out the other person's name.
Our hero 'Nemo' just appeared.
This Nemo looked very arrogant, walking towards the two women with steps that he didn't recognize.
Guan Yingyi had already taken out the wet wipes from her bag at this time, and just waited for her lover to come forward and wipe the sweat off his forehead.
(Yes! You read that right, the cold goddess actually prepared wet wipes for boys!)
(Brothers! She is Bai Yueguang in your hearts, so why is she not mine!)
(If you were here, your heart would be as broken as mine! Nemo! You bitch, I have nothing to do with you!)
Okay, let's continue.
I would like to add here that Meng Geng, the vice president of the student union, was actually there at the time, and even took the initiative to bring water to Guan Yingyi.
But the goddess didn't accept it, and she was a little disgusted by the look on her face.
Only now do I understand that the reason why the goddess is so aloof is that she has already been married to a famous woman.
Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that the goddess's vision is still good. This bitch Nemo is indeed handsome and temperamental.
At least he is much more handsome than Meng Geng.
(So you know why I posted this anonymously [dog head saves life])
Okay, now comes the point.
You can never imagine in your wildest dreams that Guan Yingyi not only took the initiative to hold an umbrella for Nemo to protect him from the sun.
And he personally sent him to the downstairs of the men's dormitory! This was the reluctant parting.
Oh my God! Everyone, which man in the world can enjoy this kind of treatment!
If nothing else, will your girlfriend hold an umbrella for you?
Will your girlfriends send you to the dormitory?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Okay, not important.
The important thing is that the person who gave it to him was the cold goddess Guan Yingyi!
【Dog Nimo! You and I are at odds with each other! 】
But if you think things are over here, then you are just too young!
Just today in the school cafeteria at noon, Nemo contributed another famous scene.
I didn't see him at first, but halfway through eating, there was a sudden commotion in the left area of the cafeteria.
When I looked over curiously, I happened to see Nemo being grabbed by a girl's arm.
To be honest, although this girl is not as good as Guan Yingyi, she is still at the level of a flower girl.
She grabbed Nemo as if questioning something, her expression was very aggrieved, which really made me feel pity for him.
Everyone, just tell me whether you are angry or not!
What is it about this bitch Nemo that can win the favor of so many beautiful girls!
(To be honest, I had the intention to kill him at that time)
【Dog Nimo! Deadly! 】
Then, the main event comes!
While they were still entangled, Guan Yingyi and Yun Mengyao both walked into the cafeteria!
When they saw Nemo and the girl, they were not afraid at all and walked over with momentum!
Guan Yingyi's expression was noble and cold, and every step she took seemed to declare her identity to the audience.
The Ai family is the main palace!
The girl who was still pestering Nemo obviously couldn't stand the pressure and was quickly dragged away by her companions.
Then, Guan Yingyi and Nemo had lunch together in the cafeteria in full view of everyone.
This is already telling everyone:
"Don't even guess, we are indeed together."
What's disappointing and infuriating is that this bitch didn't even move his butt during the whole process, and it was Yun Mengyao who went to fetch the food!
Family members, who knows?
Damn this bitch actually treated another school beauty as a maid!
Dear brothers, after writing this post, my mood cannot be calm for a long time.
When he looked up again, his face was filled with tears.
If this makes you feel that life is unfair, please stay in line in the comment area.
[Nemo is a bitch, we are irreconcilable! 】
[Nemo is a bitch, we are irreconcilable! 】
[Nemo is a bitch, we are irreconcilable! 】』
After reading the post, Li Mo smiled and glanced at the comment area.
After some instigation from the poster, the formation in the comment area was indeed very neat, and everyone wanted to fight Nemo.
There was also a group of boys who broke the defense and yelled at Nemo while also complaining about themselves.
'Only a scumbag would let a woman do things, and a good man like me would never do that! '
'well! I didn’t expect that the goddess would sometimes make mistakes! Is it true that if a man is not bad, a woman will not love him? '
'It's because there are so many idiots like Nemo that good men like me can't get ahead! '
Regarding these, Li Mo just laughed:
"Hehe, you idiots can scold me, my name is not Nemo anyway."
He did not close the post and lit another cigarette with interest.
Because he found that in addition to those who cursed, there were also those who started fights.
'Poster, are you so blind? Which of your eyes can tell that Guan Yingyi is a goddess? Gongsun Yue is the best! '
'fart! It's obvious that Fan Qi can be called a goddess! '
'Go away, where have you put Anna! '
"Ha, after all, he has a fortune of tens of thousands of people. I didn't expect that there are quite a lot of good-looking girls."
Li Mo said casually and closed the post.
He suddenly felt that the dormitory was very quiet. When he turned around, he found that Liu Kun and Guo Daxia were looking at him with complicated eyes.
"Is there rice on my face? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Brother Mo, are you really in a relationship with this goddess senior sister?"
"No, love is nothing more than making you shake at critical moments."
"????"
"Then Lao Mo, how did you get to know a senior of this level? You can also teach us some tricks."
After Guo Daxia finished speaking, he sat down solemnly, his face full of piety.
Liu Kun arched his hands and said in a serious Gui-style accent:
"Brother Mo, let's start the class! If you don't give up, I'd like to be your adoptive father!"
Even Shao Wenhua stood aside with his ears pricked up and his eyes showing anticipation.
"Okay, then I'll tell you more."
Li Mo was in a good mood, so he crossed his legs and briefly talked to a few people about what happened from the bar to the dinner.
"That's it?"
After listening to this, Guo Daxia and the other three couldn't believe it.
This is very ordinary, there is no ups and downs in the plot at all.
"You don't have anything to learn from this. We just happened to know each other."
"I didn't say there was anything to learn from, didn't you insist on me saying it?"
Li Mo laughed and cursed, then stood up to pee.
Guo Daxia and Liu Kun said something to each other and prepared to wash up and go to bed.
'Lao Mo is nothing more than that. It's all just coincidence. If it were me, I might be able to go one step further than him. '
Shao Wenhua thought this in his heart, and his mood instantly improved, and he changed into his pajamas while humming a song.
But suddenly, his body froze again, and he couldn't wait to run to the toilet door and asked:
"Old Mo, it's that simple for you to get to know them, right? There's nothing else you haven't mentioned, right?"
"No! Damn it, you won't even let me pee in peace!"
"Haha, that's fine, that's fine, you continue."
After asking clearly, Shao Wenhua felt truly relieved and satisfied.
He really couldn't bear the pretense of being tricked by Li Mo.
Have a good night's sleep tonight. It's my turn for military training tomorrow!
