"Damn it! Lao Mo, you bought a notebook!"
Guo Daxia, who accidentally turned around, saw the IBM that Li Mo had just put on the table, his face full of shock.
He stopped playing CS and immediately stood up and walked over.
"Fuck! Brother Mo! IBM!"
Liu Kun recognized the sign at a glance and stepped forward.
"I know your model! It costs 20,000 yuan less!"
“It has an all-metal body, and it’s a new model this year. It’s awesome, it’s really awesome!”
He is an electronics addict. In addition to playing games in Internet cafes, he also reads news related to electronic products. He knows every brand and model by heart.
Guo Daxia didn't understand much about this, but he was shocked by the price Liu Kun said, and his hands became much gentler when he touched it.
"Damn it, Lao Mo, you are so rich. You have a notebook worth 20,000 yuan. Doesn't that mean you can play all kinds of games?"
"What kind of games have you installed in this? Let us see."
Li Mo chuckled, opened his notebook and cursed with a smile:
"I'm really trying to be productive. What kind of games are I playing? I haven't installed any games."
Guo Daxia sighed and shook his head:
"What is productivity? If you don't install a few games on a 20,000-yuan laptop and go to the classroom to show off, it's a waste of money."
"Hey, what about you two?"
Shao Wenhua cursed sourly and glanced at Li Mo with a very depressed expression.
He couldn't understand why every time he pretended to be cool, Li Mo would always cut him off.
"Old Mo, I find that I dislike you less and less."
"????"
"Can you save some face for me while I'm pretending?"
"Huh? Don't I have one?"
"do you have?"
Li Mo laughed, nodded and said:
"Okay, next time you show off again, I will definitely cooperate with you in all aspects."
Shao Wenhua said nothing and walked over with his mouth pursed.
Although he didn't quite believe what Li Mo said, he still felt somewhat comfortable.
He thought that he would pester his father to buy him a laptop the next time he went home. It would have higher configuration than Li Mo's.
"Old Mo, what are you looking at?"
Guo Daxia and Liu Kun sat around Li Mo. What reflected in their eyes was not the light of the screen, but the fresh bills.
"I'm looking at our school's forum."
Li Mo scrolled the mouse and took a rough look at each section of the forum.
He found that college students are indeed an impulsive consumer group. For example, there are many posts about transferring idle items in the chat area.
And in order to attract clicks, the names are also creative.
What "A Private Collection of Blood and Love" will take you into a fantasy world! 》.
"Broken Love Sale!" A gift from your ex-boyfriend, looking for a new owner! 》.
"My love is over, but your luck has come. My ex's exquisite products are on sale at the lowest price!" 》.
After reading these various titles, Li Mo applauded them in his heart:
You are such a fucking genius!
But he also found a creative idea that he thought he could add to his website.
A large number of these posts about transferring unused items are selling gifts from ex-partners.
After all, if love is gone, keeping these gifts from your ex will only increase your worries, so it is better to cash them out.
'It would be great if you add an additional category of 'predecessors' to your website. '
Thinking of this, Li Mo immediately logged into QQ on his mobile phone and sent his thoughts to Ke Xia.
The website hasn't been built yet, so he doesn't plan to tell his roommates about it just yet.
But when the website comes online, there will inevitably be a place for them to contribute.
So he stood up generously and gave up his position to Guo Daxia and Liu Kun.
"Brothers, let's have some fun while I go to the balcony to get some air."
Li Mo dragged Guo Daxia's chair to the balcony, lit a cigarette and sat down.
But after all the cigarettes were finished, Ke Xia didn't reply.
"No, this person is obviously online. What is he doing?"
Li Mo muttered and sent another message.
After waiting for another three minutes, Ke Xia belatedly responded with a message:
"Okay, snowball fight, I understand, I will add to my family."
After seeing the message, Li Mo frowned:
"Damn, not only did you reply slowly, but you also made three typos in just one sentence."
"This is not how a technical geek should behave."
"What the hell is this guy doing?"
Li Mo frowned and asked, adding some details at the end.
But this message never received a reply from Ke Xia, and even her profile picture was set with a busy icon.
"No, what on earth is this man busy with at night?"
"Why do you make it seem like I am Party B?"
"After all, he is a student and has never been beaten up by society. How can he treat his boss with this attitude?"
Li Mo cursed a few words, and suddenly heard a scream from Guo Daxia:
"Damn! Lao Mo! Come and see! You are so famous!"
Liu Kun also shouted:
"Brother Mo! You are a real dick! You are so popular!"
Li Mo turned around slightly, and saw Guo Daxia and Liu Kun with their heads next to each other, their four eyes fixed on the laptop screen.
The one who was so focused just didn't touch his face.
Even Shao Wenhua, who was still standing one meter away with his mouth sullen, is now lying on Guo Daxia's back, concentrating on it.
"What is it? Why am I so angry?"
Li Mo flicked the cigarette butt into the toilet hole through the toilet door, walked into the dormitory and stuck it on.
"Someone posted a post on the forum, and it became very popular! Take a look!"
Liu Kun made some room for Li Mo and pointed at the screen with an excited voice:
"I have to say that the bitch who wrote this post still knows how to catch people's attention. Look at the title."
When Li Mo heard this, he squinted and saw that the title of this post read:
"Heavyweight!" Handing out wet wipes and eating with her, the school goddess put down her aloofness for the new students! 》
What’s amazing is that the person who wrote the post also added a subtitle under the main title, making it look like a press release:
"Who is the Nemo who makes countless boys at Changxia University feel heartbroken?"
? ? ? ? ?
Damn it, when did I become Nemo?
Li Mo cursed in his mind and squinted at the post.
I have to say that the poster really understands traffic, and these two titles are indeed very tempting to click on.
Hot words like "goddess school beauty" and "new student", coupled with the eye-catching behavior of women chasing men, it is simply a case of both new and old students taking over.
After reading the first paragraph of the post, Li Mo even said "fuck you".
I almost stood up and applauded for writing this post.
This bitch actually wrote a limerick.
The aloof school beauty is stunning in style, but her face is as cold as ice in front of ten thousand men.
Today, I met a chick who was possessed by a devil, and a spring water was flowing.
Nemo, Nemo, Nemo, who are you, bitch?
