"I talked about it, a half."
"????"
Guo Daxia's words shocked Li Mo and others.
One is not too little, and two is not too much, but what do you mean by one and a half?
Li Mo even wondered whether the half Guo Daxia mentioned might be the one that would be very popular online twenty years later.
A silicone model with only the lower body?
Seeing that none of the three people understood what he meant, Guo Daxia smiled naively:
"One of them was a sophomore in high school for a year, and he is now a senior."
"The other half is that I liked her, but she graduated before she even had a chance to confess."
"????"
Shao Wenhua and Liu Kun almost burst into tears after hearing this.
What you call this half is unrequited love!
What the hell you said is scary!
Li Mo also laughed.
Look, man’s damn desire to win.
Guo Daxia was very dissatisfied with Shao Wenhua's smile. He opened a bottle of mineral water and took a sip and asked:
"Don't laugh, kid. You keep asking us, how many more have you talked about?"
Shao Wenhua smiled lightly and raised three fingers:
"No more, no less, one for each of the three years of high school."
As he spoke, he turned to look at the balcony, with a hint of melancholy in his eyes:
"Actually, falling in love is meaningless. It affects both study and mood. It's more comfortable to be a single noble."
"Bah! Just pretend!"
Guo Daxia and Liu Kun were very disdainful of Shao Wenhua's pretense, and they said "poof" in unison.
However, Li Mo understood the profound meaning of Shao Wenhua, which probably meant:
I dated three people, but they were dumped one after another. I spent all my money and time, but I didn't get love. It was very painful.
"Li Mo, what about you?"
Li Mo was suddenly cueed, smiled and shook his head:
"Single for eighteen years, a true single aristocrat."
"Huh? You haven't talked about it once?"
Liu Kun was surprised. He couldn't imagine that a person who met two goddess-level seniors during the summer vacation would never fall in love.
Shao Wenhua and Guo Daxia were also a little surprised.
Li Mo is tall, fair, and handsome in appearance, a look that most girls like.
His appearance also disappointed Shao Wenhua, who felt that his position as the most handsome man in the dormitory had been robbed.
Logically speaking, someone with this kind of appearance shouldn't have never been in love once.
But this also made Shao Wenhua instantly more confident, and his waist straightened a lot.
Although I have been hurt three times, at least the number is here.
You have to fight, you have to fight!
"Li Mo, although falling in love is really not that interesting, we are in our youth and we have to experience it once or twice."
"Well, while everyone is in high spirits, I'll teach you some experience."
Shao Wenhua crossed his legs and really started teaching the Eight Classics:
"Actually, chasing girls is very simple. The first thing is that you have to be thick-skinned, perseverant and discerning."
"Whether she ignores you or not, you have to talk to her often. This is the importance of thick skin."
"You should always satisfy her with what she usually likes or what she likes to eat. Keep giving it to her. This is the importance of perseverance."
"When you ask her to go shopping, you must know how to observe her expression. If she needs paper to wipe her hands, you must be able to take it out of your pocket immediately."
"It's best if you have the napkin spread out in the palm of your hand as soon as she looks at her."
Afraid that Li Mo wouldn't be able to digest it, Shao Wenhua deliberately paused for three seconds when he said this, then continued on tiptoe:
"As long as you insist on doing what I teach you, this girl will develop a habit and get used to your presence, and she will start to like you."
"Of course, this process may take a little longer, depending on the person."
"For example, if I use this trick, it can basically be done in three months. It may take you a little longer."
"But it doesn't matter. This is my winning rule. It's up to you whether you can stick to it or not."
After listening to Shao Wenhua's sharing, Li Mo almost couldn't help but applaud him.
You are not imparting experience, you are telling your inspirational story!
What a perfect fighting dog among dog lickers!
Li Mo felt that he had suddenly found the root cause of his illness.
In fact, in this day and age, there are still very few fish pond contracting green tea ladies like Zhong Yingxuan.
But why will there be more and more people after more than ten years? Then it gradually evolved into a situation where men have to be ranked behind dogs in family status?
Isn’t this the result of being spoiled by a licking dog like Shao Wenhua!
Of course, he himself was once one of them.
This made him blush somewhat.
But it’s not important. If you stop the loss in time and know how to withdraw, you can still be considered a hero.
But what made Li Mo feel dangerous was that the two idiots Guo Daxia and Liu Kun in front of him were listening attentively.
Liu Kun even took out a small notebook from the desk drawer he had just tidied up.
Hello! brother! What about that classic saying from Guizhou people: 'I believe you are a ghost'?
Take it out and use it!
If you don’t need it now, when will you wait?
Shao Wenhua was very satisfied with Guo Daxia and Liu Kun's serious study attitude, and finally concluded:
"Anyway, you have to remember one thing. We are men and we are the ones who take the initiative, so don't think about letting girls come to you on their own initiative."
"Take the initiative, be sure and ruthless, and there will be no bones in the world that cannot be broken."
After speaking, Shao Wenhua raised his head slightly, waiting for flowers and applause.
Guo Daxia and Liu Kun are also very knowledgeable, and they really applauded after recording the "Shua Shua".
Li Mo smiled bitterly and shook his head. Just when he was about to criticize, the phone in his trouser pocket vibrated twice.
He took it out and saw that it was a text message from Chu Fuling.
This little rich woman also enrolled in the finance department, but she was in a different class than him.
'Li Mo, I'm already in the dormitory. They are all chatting. Do I need to speak? '
Li Mo chuckled and replied:
'If you want to say something, just say it. If you don't know what to say, just put on a smile. '
Chu Fuling:
'My dormitory is No. 306 on the third floor of Building 5. Come and talk to them with me now. '
Li Mo was speechless:
'Miss, I'm a man and I can't get in. '
Chu Fuling:
'Why? '
Li Mo:
'You have to ask the principal about this. If you are the principal, you can let me set up a bed to sleep next to you. '
Chu Fuling:
'Then when will you take me out to play? '
Li Mo looked up at the clock on the wall and replied:
'At five o'clock, I'll pick you up for dinner then. '
After sending this message, Li Mo was about to put his phone back in his pocket. After thinking about it for a while, he felt worried and sent another message:
'You can come down by yourself when the time comes. I can't go upstairs to pick you up. '
After sending, another message came in.
Li Mo glanced at the name, Liu Shasha.
Her grades were about the same as Zhong Yingxuan's, so she also applied for Changxia University along with her.
'Li Mo, Xuanxuan and I are in the same dormitory and have dinner together at night? '
