Classmate Li Heng was angry, but she was also rational. The crossbow she had become the most proficient in during this period was the one she made by herself. The competition was about to start. If she used something that she was not comfortable with, not only would her results be bad, but she would also lose her performance. May be dangerous.
She made the crossbow herself and improved it under the guidance of her friends. Most of the crossbows used by the villagers are "much more powerful". They have an arrow box on top that is equivalent to a magazine. The iron arrows rely on gravity to fall on the arrow trough and buckle the string before firing. The design is exquisite, but it also has flaws, because if you are not an expert, the iron arrow in the arrow trough can easily slip back and stab your eyes when shooting upward, which is not worth the gain.
Forget it, if you don’t participate, you won’t compete. Li Heng is very generous about this. Don’t care about these and continue to find other fun.
Fortunately, there is something fun to celebrate the Cold Food Festival in Liannupo, setting off firecrackers!
Gunpowder originated from Taoist alchemy. Taoists dare not practice anything other than burning people? Look, aren't all the monkeys stuffed into the stove and roasted?
The recipe for the elixir is even more bizarre, including sulfur and saltpeter. According to Taoism, gold and stone are very poisonous. To kill the poison by "voltage", the method is to burn them. "Method of Fuping Sulfur in the Dan Jing" says that to "fu" sulfur, you need to add saltpeter, and to "fu" saltpeter, you need to add sulfur, so with a spoonful of stew, grind the sulfur and saltpeter into powder and put them into a jar with charcoal, and then put the jar in Enter the pit, use soap locust to light it... "Hula!" Black smoke rises, and the Taoist—oh no, classmate Li Heng is smoked into a Baolongtu! This is how gunpowder appeared. Yes, how could setting off firecrackers satisfy her curiosity? Making "earth gunpowder" with her own hands is her fun!
"Yuan Ying! Li Heng?..." The friend who ran in saw that Li Heng was as smoked as a black charcoal doll. He was so stunned that he forgot to say anything.
"What's wrong?" Yuan Ying followed her and was half blackened, and asked,
Only then did the little friend remember and shook her arm, "Go and have a look! It's incredible, how did you become the crossbow shooting champion this time? Several villages are not convinced, and they want to fight with our village to reason!"
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Yuan Ying was dumbfounded! Isn't this funny? She and Li Hengfei spent the whole day making gunpowder in this earthen kiln... Li Hengfei said that he wanted to make a firecracker with "completely independent property rights" and that it would be fun to set it off at night! So they didn't go to the lively slope all day long. Since Li Heng wasn't participating in the competition, they were not interested in seeing anything else... Why did he suddenly become the champion?
The two of them ran out with their friends in the dark... To be honest, they couldn't care less, the focus was on the "fire fight". They were not there to "solve the problem", they were just there to watch the fun!
As everyone knows, they thought it was a "misunderstanding" that would be easily resolved, but in fact, it was really not a misunderstanding!
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It is said that the second master's "evil way of contradicting his father" can be called "becoming famous in one battle"! As long as people inside and outside the palace knew about this, who wouldn't be talking about it excitedly!
No matter how domineering and willful Emperor Qiao Yu was, it was not worth it for him to do anything to his son after contradicting him in public. The Second Buddha was put into a pig pen that day and moved to an "examination room position" to write furiously. Where is there really no food to eat? Because people were let out before it was time to eat.
Erfoye really "went the other way" and got out of the circle this time and seemed to be outstanding!
In that pig pen, he was so angry that he opened up the two branches of the governor and the governor. He calmly and eloquently wrote the "concise summary of strategies" that was most popular with his father and emperor!
then,
When the second Buddha's teacher, the great scholar in the palace, admired Qi Zheng, heard that something happened to the second Buddha, he ran to the emperor "rolling and crawling" and knelt down "crying bitterly" to plead for mercy for the second Buddha.
Also, often when an emperor's son makes a mistake, the first person to be punished is their teacher! Therefore, despite the immense glory of "Emperor Master", it is also a "risky job". Something happened to the boss, and his teacher Qiong Shengbai is still being punished for "consecutive sittings"!
Unexpectedly, I cried and cried for most of the night,
Only then did Di come out with a folder in his hand.
It seems like a smile but not a smile,
"You old bitch, the more you cry, the more cruel I may be to get rid of him."
When Yang Qizheng heard this, he quickly raised his body and put his hands straight, "I can't do it, I can't do it, it's all old ministers who are stupid. Second Master, he..."
The emperor comes,
He looked up at him with blurry eyes for a long time before he could clearly see the happy and satisfied smile on the corner of the emperor's mouth.
The emperor raised his foot and kicked him like a joke, "You're still crying, go get your second master out. What a good boy, you wrote well." He then handed the folder to Yang Qi, who was stunned for a moment. Zheng, with his hands behind his back, bent slightly, looked at him with a smile, "You taught me well." He straightened up and left.
The old Imperial Master was left kneeling there with tears on his face. Finally he burst into laughter and jumped up like an old naughty boy, but his old body was too weak to jump. He was quickly caught by a waiter on the side and looked up to him. Zheng, however, ignored himself and just raised his hands and said hurriedly, "Hurry up and get the second master out!!"
