The two of them came to Cangtingjin all the way, and this was an important ferry. Cheng Yu also expected that Chen Gong would send people to seize this ferry even if he had diarrhea.
The two of them saw a boatman on the riverside, and Guo Ming stepped forward to say hello: "Old man! Can I borrow your boat?"
The old man looked at the two people in front of him and said: "No matter how much money you two have, I will not let you go. With the current war, money is of no use."
"Old man, I am actually Cheng Yu from Dong'a." Cheng Yu said with confidence.
"Never heard of it." The old man said calmly.
He was drinking tea by himself, looking at the rushing river in front of him and murmuring to himself: "Is it necessary for us to have heard of you famous people?"
"You only care about your own reputation, but you don't know that your reputation is not in the hearts of the people."
"Why did I join the Yellow Turban Army? Isn't it because we common people have no place to stand?"
"But your big families live in vast stretches of land. A bag of grain can be exchanged for a woman or a child."
"Hahahaha." Guo Ming looked at Cheng Yu's shit-eating expression and couldn't help laughing.
"Old man, let me give you a box of instant noodles and let me use your boat."
"Instant noodles, what are they? Can they be eaten?" The old man looked at Guo Ming in front of him with a puzzled look.
"It must be edible!"
As he spoke, a box of instant noodles appeared out of thin air in Guo Ming's hand.
The old man was so frightened that he asked tentatively: "Are you a god?"
"Well, I am a practitioner." Guo Ming thought for a while and said.
The old man's eyes were immediately filled with admiration.
"Tsk, you're pretending to be mysterious and mysterious here again." Cheng Yu muttered dissatisfiedly from the side.
"Old man, bring me some hot water."
"Come on."
"Old man, watch carefully. Sprinkle the packet first, then pour in hot water, put the lid on, and wait quietly for a few minutes."
"Taoist Master, is it that simple?" the old man asked half-heartedly.
"That's natural, keep an eye on it."
As soon as Guo Ming opened the lid, a strong fragrance hit his face. The old man couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and looked at Guo Ming, as if waiting for his permission.
"Why are you standing there in a daze? Eat it while it's hot. It won't taste good when it's cold."
The old man grabbed it and ate it hungrily. Seeing the old man's uncomplimentary eating appearance, Guo Ming couldn't help but persuade him: "Old man, eat slowly."
"Hmm..." The old man finished the instant noodles in three gulps, and even drank the soup inside.
"Hiccup..." The old man burped as he wished, touching his belly and sobbing: "It's been a long time since I've eaten such delicious food. It's been a long time..."
"Old man, these are all yours, we just need you to lend us your boat."
After hearing this, the old man immediately knelt on the ground and said with tears in his eyes: "Thank you so much, Taoist priest, you saved the lives of our whole family!"
"Old man, please hurry up and save the people from the fire and water. It is exactly what God wants. Lu Bu is cruel and cruel, which God cannot tolerate. Therefore, we are sent to help Duke Cao and recapture Yanzhou to save the people from the fire and water."
"I see, I will tell the surrounding villagers right away."
"Okay, go quickly."
After seeing the old man off, Cheng Yu said with a smile: "Boy, when did you become a Taoist priest? But I really admire your move."
"I can't help it. Isn't this how Zhang Jiao caused the turmoil back then? I'm just following his example."
"What? Are you going to start taking medicine again?" Cheng Yu asked tentatively.
"That's for sure." Guo Ming replied without thinking.
"The Guizhou donkey has no skills."
"Tch, that works just as well."
After the two prepared the surprise, a team of about a hundred people soon arrived.
The leader rode up to Guo Ming and Guo Ming, raised his whip and asked them: "Hey! You two, is there only one ferry here? In addition, have Cao Cao's troops been here?"
Looking at Cheng Yu's frowning expression, Guo Ming knew that Cheng Yu was going to make this guy into jerky.
Guo Ming said with a smile on his face: "General, all the nearby villagers have fled, and our family is the only one here at this ferry."
"We have never seen the Cao Cao army you mentioned. Doesn't the entire Yanzhou already belong to Lord Lu Bu?"
"Hahahahaha, you are good at talking."
"Master, let's have a cup of tea."
"No, Mr. Chen told us before leaving not to eat or drink indiscriminately."
As he said that, the man thought of Chen Gong's appearance of vomiting and diarrhea. His whole body was filled with a strong smell of feces, which made people feel chills running down their spines just thinking about it.
"Oh, Mr. Chen is not with you. You see, brothers' lips are all dry from thirst. Besides, I have already drank this tea. There is absolutely no problem."
Although the man relaxed his vigilance, he still pointed his riding crop at Cheng Yu and asked, "Why hasn't this guy said anything? Is he preparing some conspiracy?"
"He is from my neighbor's family. Because he can't speak and has some brain problems, his family left him and fled. I thought he was pitiful, so I asked him to take care of it here."
When Cheng Yu heard this, he also gave Guo Ming a subtle look, and Guo Ming also felt an inexplicable murderous aura.
When the leader saw this, he called the brothers to come over for tea. They were already thirsty and swarmed up to drink the tea.
The leader also talked to Guo Ming and said, "Why are you so diligent?"
"Oh, look what you said, when Lord Lu Bu takes over Yanzhou, the people will be able to live and work in peace and contentment. Sir, you will definitely be promoted by then. From now on, I will lean against the big tree to enjoy the shade."
"Hahaha...Okay! I happen to be short of a son, so why don't you just be my adopted son?"
"You old bastard, why do you only think about good things?" Guo Mingpi said with a smile.
The man also frowned and felt something was wrong, so he asked: "What does this old guy mean?"
"Laobindeng means wishing you blessings like the East China Sea and rising to high levels. It's the dialect here." Guo Ming explained with a smile.
"That's it." The man suddenly understood and nodded in approval.
Suddenly, the teacup fell from the man's hand, and he felt severe pain in his abdomen, and cold sweat kept breaking out on his forehead.
Not only that, his men also fell to the ground, clutching their stomachs and wailing in pain.
The man realized that he had fallen into the trap. He looked at Guo Ming who was smiling evilly with an indignant look. After struggling to squeeze out a "thief" from his mouth, he was in so much pain that he couldn't say anything...
