"It's so shameless to sweep people off their feet!"
"Second uncle, Prince Dongping may not be able to recognize all the words. It's not right to say he's polite."
"Brother Cong, be good and get out first. It's really unsightly and unsightly!"
Jia Zheng didn't care about cursing at this moment. He covered the little fat man's eyes and pushed them out. Unfortunately, the little fat man could clearly see what he should and shouldn't see at this moment.
It turned out that after Qian Kangshi cleared the place, he couldn't restrain his impulse and pressed him on the table...
After all, Qian Kangshi was also a martial artist, and with his obese figure, it was as if a huge boulder had been pressed down on the skinny Jiang Yuhan.
Sarah...
When he saw the pure whiteness under Jiang Yuhan's robe, Qian Kangshi's heart suddenly burned with a roar.
He made a small sound and relaxed his hands slightly: "Little beauty, today I will pamper you and pamper you!"
As he said that, he began to take off his robe, and in three strokes he took off all the outer and inner clothes on his body, revealing bunches of black hair on his chest. Jiang Yuhan screamed in fright, and struggled to free himself. Escape backstage.
Just like that, when our Censor rushed in after ordering the rescue, the scene in front of him, not to mention Master She who had read all over the capital, even Dou Xiancheng, who had been mentally prepared, was stunned.
Torn clothes were scattered everywhere in the backstage. Two white bodies were standing in a stalemate backstage. One of them was holding a silver hairpin in his hand, which was pressed against his neck.
Dou Xiancheng had imagined this scene, but it was a little different from what he imagined...
One bird is normal, but what happened to the two birds he meowed?
I must have heard you right just now, what about the poor civilian girl?
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, old Qian, it turns out you are the one who likes this!"
A familiar voice rang in his ears, and the drunk Qian Kangshi finally regained consciousness from his drunken state.
He turned around and saw a vague group of people in front of him. One of them was wearing bright light armor, but he couldn't see who it was until the person spoke again.
"Old Qian, if you are worried that Qi Guan's friendship with my Baoyu will mislead you of your true feelings, just say so. Why bother pouring dirty water on my Baoyu? My nephew was raised by the old lady to be obedient and obedient. Dirty thoughts..."
Jia She suddenly made a look like vomiting and waved his hands: "No, I have never seen such a dirty scene... Second brother, why don't we go outside and wait until Prince Dongping finishes his work?" Say it again."
"vomit!"
If Mr. Pardon is just pretending, then Mr. Zheng really can't bear it anymore.
He is a serious person. Whenever he saw two grown men meeting each other honestly, he immediately covered his mouth and hid his face.
In the background, a sentence could be heard drifting in: "Please help me, brother, I really can't bear to see such a dirty thing."
Baoyu? Oh, that guy from Rong Guofu has a good leather bag, but it's a pity that he can't get it on the bed.
Qian Kangshi's mind wasn't very clear at the moment, and he thought about it for a while before realizing who was standing in front of him.
"Jia She, it's you... who's here..."
Only then did Dou Xiancheng understand. He hid his face and couldn't bear to look directly at him, and ordered: "Come here, bring some clothes for Prince Dongping and this girl... and this person. It is really unsightly, unsightly. Prince Dongping, You have really disgraced Daxia Wuxun..."
….
Qian Kangshi didn't even see who the green-robed official was, and he yelled angrily: "You bastard, you are like a dog, how dare you teach me a lesson!"
This ignited Dou Xiancheng's anger. He even criticized the emperor, let alone the prince of the opposite sex.
Wow!
With a flick of his sleeves, the Haechi pattern in front of him was revealed, and he shouted angrily: "I, the Censor Dou Xiancheng, have been ordered to patrol the capital. Why, King Dongping thinks that I should not care about your lawless and unsightly things. ?」
The censor who patrolled the city was indeed ordered to patrol all parts of the capital. To be more rigorous, he had the aura of an imperial envoy.
Qian Kangshi finally woke up
At one o'clock, he took the thrown robe and wrapped it around his body. He no longer had to pick and choose.
"It turns out to be the censor patrolling the city... I was a little drunk just now, so I invited this person..."
"I am the patrol censor Dou Xiancheng!"
"Master Dou, please forgive me. Master Dou had better pretend that he didn't see anything about what happened today, otherwise..."
Pfft...
Jia She, who was watching the show, couldn't hold it back. Qian Kangshi was really mentally ill. He threatened the censor in front of so many people. Do you really think that these lunatics from the Metropolitan Procuratorate were easy to mess with?
Sure enough, Dou Xiancheng's face instantly turned livid after hearing Qian Kangshi's words, and he snorted coldly: "King Dongping, what will I do? It's not your turn to intervene yet. The prince will just wait for my impeachment!"
Qian Kangshi was used to being arrogant. He had never been scorned like this before. He immediately said angrily: "Dou Xiancheng, don't be shameless. I haven't done anything harmful to heaven and earth. Why are you impeaching me?"
"The prince was so majestic that he drove everyone out of the theater. He acted wantonly and robbed the people..."
Dou Xiancheng, who was originally angry, stopped abruptly at the end, because the crime of robbing civilian men was not mentioned in "Da Xia Lu" at all.
Qian Kangshi chuckled: "Heh... keep talking, what are you robbing?"
"Damn, how shameless!"
"Yes, so shameless!"
Jia She and Jia Cong, father and son, were shocked. They had never seen such a shameless person.
"Censor Dou, please take this official out and slowly think about what crime to impeach for this shamelessness. I want to get close to him..."
It is said that the censor patrolling the city has the responsibility to maintain order in the capital, but Qian Kangshi made Dou Xiancheng half angry to death, so this would naturally not stop Mr. She from getting angry.
Taking advantage of the situation, he cupped his hands with Jia She and said, "You can go ahead and do whatever you want, but within half an hour, no other censors will pass by here!"
Jia She chuckled, cupped his hands and thanked him: "Dou Yushi is very happy, thank you!"
After that, he took a riding whip from Jia Jiu's hand...
Bang bang!
Two whips sounded in the Jinli Garden. Mr. Pardon walked towards Qian Kangshi who was shouting with a ferocious smile. Dou Xiancheng glanced at Qian Kangshi with frightened eyes, smiled, turned around and led the people out.
Moreover, when he went out, he thoughtfully escorted away all the powerful slaves and servants of the Dongping Palace and locked the gate of Jinli Garden tightly.
Suddenly, a scream came from inside: "Jia She, what are you going to do? Ah! Brother Enhou, uncle Enhou, please tell me what you have to say...ah!"
The moment the gate of Jinli Garden was closed, Jia Cong was thrown out by Mr. She. Now he was squatting on the ground poking at the ant nest with a branch...
Dou Xiancheng heard crackling sounds and Qian Kangshi's wails coming from inside. He looked at Jia Zheng, who was holding on to the tree trunk and vomiting, and Jia Cong, who was squatting on the ground and muttered, and he had a small plan in mind.
I saw Dou Xiancheng walking up to Jia Cong, squatting down and asking, "Master Jia, tell me, how did King Dongping humiliate the government today? I have no other merits, but this is the most inevitable thing I have ever seen in my life." It is really outrageous that a gentleman like Mr. Zheng should be humiliated like this..."
Monthly ticket recommendation ticket
Thanks to Captain Outside and Looking Up to the Ten Sky for the reward.
I’ll stop updating here tonight and continue tomorrow!
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