"Hahaha! It's so interesting!" Guan Heng watched with a smile as he walked: "For overseas travelers, homesickness is the strongest when celebrating traditional festivals. Seeing everyone so happy is really contagious!"
"Dong dong dong, da da da da! Da la dong -" The loud sound of gongs, drums and cymbals rang out from the front. It turned out that there was a lion dance performance, which started in front of the newly opened trading shop!
"Ouch, my stomach hurts like crazy! What happened? Could it be that the glutinous rice chicken I ate in the morning was not clean?" A young man in a short coat covered his stomach and hurriedly ran towards the toilet!
When passing by Guan Heng, the man handed him a big-headed Buddha mask: "Brother, help me, I have three urgent needs. Please send this mask to the lion awakening team in front, and say I can't... Oops!" "The man didn't finish speaking, he ran away clutching his stomach, turning into a gust of wind and disappearing into the distant streets!
"That's not bad. It seems that the lion's head of the awakening lion in front is worn by Qiao Xuan!" Guan Heng smiled slightly, with a sense of joking in his heart, and he immediately put the big-headed Buddha's helmet on his head: "Haha , I will go and help him now and have some fun together!"
Since the front of the street is not wide, the lion dancing in front of the shop adopts the traditional "stool lion" walking method. Before Guan Heng arrived, Qiao Xuan, who was performing the lion dance, had already performed a set of boxing techniques called "Open pile".
The opening of the pile is a preparatory activity before the lion dance. It not only allows the lion dancers to stretch their muscles, but also attracts crowds to come and watch. It is extremely lively.
As the incense master of Tangmen, Qiao Xuan is proficient in the South China Boxing. His horse steps are agile and changeable. At this time, he performs a lion dance, including the lion's "opening eyes", "washing beard", "licking body" and "shaking hair". "Wait for normal actions and imitate them perfectly!"
The accompaniment of lion awakening is drumming as the main method. At this time, the drumbeat of "Seven Star Drum" sounds. Qiao Xuan, who is dancing the lion's head, and the Siping horse steps under his feet suddenly turn into Qilin horses. When he turns around, he moves with clouds and flowing water. The hard bridge and hard horse of southern boxing are strong and powerful yet elegant, as stable as taking root!
But at this time, there was some little trouble!
"Weird! The big-headed Buddha doesn't come out to attract the lion, so how can I get on the bench to pick green leaves?" Qiao Xuan, who was dancing the lion's head, thought anxiously: "I have already circled the benches seven or eight times. Now, if you don’t get on the bench, the insiders will laugh at you!”
How did Qiao Xuan know that the young man who was originally going to play the role of the big-headed Buddha was now squatting in the latrine and suffering from diarrhea?
At this time, people in the crowd who often watched lion dance began to talk about it.
"Hey, this lion head dancer is so weird. Why isn't he on the bench picking green leaves now? Is he an amateur with a mallet?"
"Haha, interesting, interesting. This is not to congratulate Brother Li on the new opening of his grocery store. He is clearly here to cause trouble!"
Qiao Xuan, who was holding the lion's head in his hand, was not deaf. When he heard the cynicism of the people in the crowd, he began to sweat on his forehead and temples: "Damn! After we settle this place, I want to know who plays the big-headed Buddha. I will definitely Beat him until he can’t get out of bed!”
"Hey, hey, don't slow down the gongs and drums, keep beating!" At this moment, a sudden voice suddenly sounded, and the savior finally appeared!
A man wearing a big-headed Buddha mask suddenly flipped forward in the air, touched the ground lightly with his feet, and landed in the middle of the field!
This move was originally done beautifully, but the person playing the big-headed Buddha seemed to have lost his footing when he landed!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh buthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but a big oolong" Footsteps, it turned out that he used this humorous action to attract the attention of onlookers!
"Huh-huh-" The big-headed Buddha then flashed and circled the field at an extremely fast speed, turning over with his kite on!
"Okay!! That's a great move!" Most of the surrounding audience knew what they were doing. They immediately applauded Lei Dong and were excited for the wonderful performance of the big-headed Buddha!
The big-headed Buddha entered the scene first, and immediately wiped away the awkwardness of the lion dancer Qiao Xuan. At this time, no one cared anymore about why Qiao Xuan didn't go to the bench to pick green flowers just now!
"Phew, this damn big-headed Buddha is finally here!" Qiao Xuan secretly wiped a cold sweat on the lion's robe: "Strange, why did the cry he made just now sound so familiar?"
"Hey, don't be dazed anymore, Old Qiao!" The big-headed Buddha flipped forward and backward in the last circle and suddenly stopped. He just happened to fly in front of the lion's head, and gently brushed the lion's head with his cattail leaf fan: "Are you stupid? Hurry up? Get on the bench and pick green!"
"Ah! Guan Heng! It turns out you are the kid!" Qiao Xuan laughed and scolded: "I mean, how can anyone else be so handsome and skillful when playing the role of a big-headed Buddha!"
The big-headed Buddha played by Guan Heng spreads his cattail leaf fan with one arm and shouts to the drummer: "Change the five-star drum - General's order!"
"Dong dong long dong dong - dong dong dong -" the general ordered the fast-paced drum sound to sound suddenly! Qiao Xuan's lion head immediately showed the movements of blinking and shaking its fur. He took a step forward, put his foot on the bench, and immediately stood firmly on it!
"Look! It's finally green! This lion's head has great skills! It's wonderful!"
"Hmph, didn't you just say that the lion-head dancer was an amateur with a stick?"
"Hehe, well... now and then, this one is watching the lion dance. It still focuses on the skills of martial arts and green picking. Let's not talk about it, let's watch the performance!"
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"You brat, I'm so lucky to have you to save me this time!" After the lion dance performance, Qiao Xuan tidied up, patted Guan Heng on the shoulder and said with a smile: "If it weren't for you, brother, I would be really embarrassed this time! "
"What did you say? I had a lot of fun too!" Guan Heng laughed and said to Qiao Xuan: "Hurry up and go home, my sister-in-law is waiting for us to come in and have dinner!"
"Yes, yes, this bitch has become more and more nagging recently!" Although Qiao Xuan's tone seemed to be complaining about his wife's nagging, in fact, his face was filled with happiness. He then smiled and said: "You It is said that this woman’s temper becomes weird when she is pregnant. Is this a common problem among all pregnant women?”
"So... you have a sister-in-law?" Guan Heng suddenly laughed heartily: "Old Qiao, you are so capable. It has only been a few days and you are going to be a father again!"
"Don't let me remind you this time. I must be the deed master when the child is born!" Guan Heng patted Qiao Xuan on the shoulder and said, "Last time, your brothers from the same family got the better of you. Give it to me this time!" "
"Well, of course it's no problem!" Qiao Xuan agreed enthusiastically: "Speaking of which, this time I asked Liu Banxian to calculate the approximate birth date of the child, and found that in those days, the five elements lacked earth and wood, and there happened to be a missing name that contained earth and wood. Mr. Qi!"
"Isn't this you? Your word 'horizontal' has both earth and wood!" Qiao Xuan said with a smile on his face: "Even if you don't say anything, you must be the godfather of my baby! "
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