At this moment, seeing that the captain and the Dupont brothers were hesitant and did not want to move forward, Guan Heng, Ding Ding and Qin'er also turned around. Just as they were about to urge the captain and the three of them to move forward together, they heard another sound in the distance. The voice, however, this time turned into a rude cursing voice!
"You vicious invaders! Savages and curly monkeys! Bah - a bunch of scum!"
"What did you say? You bastard, how dare you scold me?!" Captain Haddock, who usually calls himself a champion of scolding, has never experienced such a frontal provocation?
Anger filled his chest, and Haddock, who had long since known what fear was, rolled up his arms and sleeves and rushed towards the direction of the sound: "You little ruffian! I want you to know the consequences of provoking me. Look at me. I won’t tear you apart and feed you to the bald seagulls!”
At this time, another voice came from the distance: "You bunch of warthogs like headless flies, scum among apes, and beriberi patients with pockmarked faces, go to hell!"
After hearing these various curse words, the captain was so angry that he ran over like a whirlwind. He shouted: "Today, either you die or I die, come to a duel, you filthy bastard!"
"Hoo, ho, ho... where are you? You little bastard who can kill a thousand swords!" Running to the place where the sound came from behind the trees, the panting captain was like an angry bull. He waved his fist and roared: "Come out! You hidden loser, let me beat you into a piece of garbage with three punches and two kicks!"
"Calm down, Captain, I heard something strange about the strange tone of this voice!" Guan Heng, who arrived later, grabbed the angry Haddock and said, "Listen, this cursing voice seems to be coming from the tree. from!"
"Huh? On the tree, on the tree?" Captain Haddock felt confused for a moment: "On the tree...who is that curser?"
At this moment, brothers Ding Ding, Qin'er and Du Pont also hurried over: "Hey, have you discovered anything?"
Guan Heng pointed upward in front of everyone: "Look, there are a few macaws on the treetops! It must be them who are talking!"
"Gu Gu Gu Gu - stinky baboon, dirty bastard!" Just as Guan Heng finished speaking, the birds that were imitating human speech began to curse again.
"I really saw his big-headed ghost alive. I didn't expect it to be a group of parrots wandering the street!" Captain Haddock murmured to himself. He glanced at the Dupont brothers again and said disdainfully: "It's ridiculous that you two idiots thought that It’s the ghosts of my old ancestors who are causing trouble!”
"Haha, I think it was hundreds of years ago when Sir Francis was living here. He taught these curse words to the ancestors of parrots!" Guan Heng said to the crowd with a smile: "Then these wonderful and sharp words were passed down from generation to generation. Passed down from generation to generation, they can be said to be the earliest gramophones!”
"Hahaha——" After hearing Guan Heng's words, everyone laughed loudly in response.
At this moment, no one noticed that the puppy Bai Xue suddenly and nimbly climbed up the treetop. Like a shrewd and capable hunter, it quietly approached the parrots in front of it!
"Woof woof -" The white snow at the top of the tree suddenly rushed up, and the movement was like a bolt of lightning. Its fangs and sharp mouth suddenly bit the neck of a macaw, and one bird suddenly tumbled down from the tree, and the other frightened birds The group left only feathers that were falling all over the sky, and they scattered and fled!
"Baixue——" Qin'er exclaimed in fright when she saw the puppy falling from the tree!
"Huh!" Guan Heng's body suddenly jumped up, and he jumped into the air to catch the tumbling puppy Bai Xue. At this moment, Bai Xue still bit the parrot's neck and refused to let go, but it used its strength just right. , did not bite off the bird's neck, but left it in a state of semi-suffocation and unable to struggle!
"Well..." Guan Heng let out a long breath, gently took out the parrot from the puppy's mouth, and then handed Bai Xue to Qin'er: "Watch this little troublemaker, I don't want to use the flying rescue ball just now. It’s the second time!”
"Haha! Little brat Bai Xue did a great job this time!" At this time, Captain Haddock walked over, shaking his head. He said carelessly: "These damn parrots dare to imitate the accent of my ancestors and curse people in the street. , it’s really hateful!”
"Leave the bird to me!" The captain said with a dark face and stretched out his big hand: "In less than ten minutes, I will make a meal of old sailor's grilled bird skewers for everyone!"
"Okay! There is barbecue to eat!" Hearing this, the Dupont brothers almost drooled three and a half feet down. They hurriedly shouted: "Let's go collect firewood and make a fire!"
"Don't eat it! This is too cruel!" Qin'er's pretty face was slightly cold. She held Bai Xue in one hand and put her other hand on her hips and scolded: "A Heng, don't give it to the captain. This little bird is so pitiful, why not let it go!" "
"Let it go?" Guan Heng glanced at Ding Ding, who shrugged indifferently, indicating that he would do whatever he wanted. Guan Heng said to Qin'er: "After all, it was our puppy who risked his life to catch it. , letting it go like this is tantamount to ignoring the fruits of Bai Xue’s labor!”
"But it's too cruel to eat it roasted!" Guan Hengmin glanced sideways at the Dupont brothers who were still wiping their saliva. His eyes suddenly turned and he was thinking!
"Captain, why don't you adopt this parrot as a pet!" Guan Heng suddenly smiled and said to Haddock: "This parrot's mouth is already dirty. You should call him some noble etiquette and civilized language. This will also So that I can make some compensation for the mistakes of my ancestors!"
"After all, Sir Francis taught me the curse words in Juanjie!" Guan Heng continued: "Look, Tintin also has a puppy. As an old seaman with status, you must be very popular raising a raptor. explain!"
"Is that so?" Captain Haddock touched his chin and pondered for a long time. After some hesitation, he said: "Okay, I have raised this bird, but naming the parrot is a laborious matter. Well, let's I'll think about it..."
"Aha!" Captain Haddock suddenly snapped his fingers and laughed, "I thought of a perfect name for this macaw!"
"This parrot will be called... Gebret from now on!" The captain rubbed his hands and smiled: "What do you guys think? Is it a good name?"
"Goblet? goblet... Hahaha, doesn't that mean goblet?" Guan Heng was the first to laugh after hearing this: "As expected of the captain's pet, it is really inseparable from its relationship with wine!"
Everyone laughed when they heard this. This macaw was not small in size and had colorful feathers. It was very beautiful. The captain liked it a little when he saw it. Several small holes were bitten into the parrot's neck by the teeth of the puppy Bai Xue. Guan Heng After bandaging it carefully, the parrot flapped its wings and it was almost healed!
It's actually very simple to tame this macaw: Guan Heng took out a piece of chocolate cookie that Qin'er brought, which was a snack prepared for the puppy Bai Xue, and now he threw it into the bird's mouth.
The parrot ate up a piece of sweet biscuit three times, slurping the taste, and never wanted to leave the crowd again. It wanted to eat delicious food so much that it couldn't bear to flutter its wings and fly away!
——[The fifth update of 12.3, good evening everyone, Lao Sha continues to pray for some tips~\(≧▽≦)/~]——
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