"Listen to me, everyone, as long as we two brothers are here, everyone on the ship will be absolutely safe!" Dupont said, patting his chest and confirming: "So Captain, please arrange for us the best room on the ship, preferably one that is warm and sunny. We need a comfortable rest environment so that we can always be alert and protect everyone!"
"In addition, please be sure to carefully select the best ingredients for our meals!" Du Pang continued: "By the way, we brothers are both meat-free. Of course, if there is seafood and the best every meal, Wine, that would be even more perfect!”
"Oh, my God! These two shameless guys are really kicking their noses in the face!" The angry captain whispered to the others: "I firmly believe that these two idiots took advantage of their positions to come here on vacation. They are just A pair of hopeless losers and idiots are definitely not good helpers!"
"Hahaha——" The other three people couldn't help laughing after hearing this.
"Well, let me think about it..." Captain Haddock touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "The first-class guest rooms are all occupied by Guan Heng, Qin'er and Ding Ding. You two idiots don't even think about it. I'll look at the warehouse." In the room where the sundries are stored, there are some nooks and crannies where two beds can be placed!”
"Asshole! Listen to me -" Captain Haddock got angry for no reason when he saw Dupont and Dupont's faces that needed beating. He angrily said to them: "I don't expect you to protect me." Everyone on the ship should take care of themselves, and don’t cause any trouble for us!”
"Uh, okay!" The two detectives looked at each other helplessly, and then they said with some arrogance: "Then can our food standards be..."
"Woof woof woof -" just as he said this, a small figure shouted happily. It suddenly ran across the deck and threw itself into Qin'er's arms!
"You little bastard, don't run! I'm going to chop you alive! Swish, swish -" At this moment, Bill, the furious chef on the ship, chased after him while waving the kitchen knife whistling in the wind in his hand!
"Stop!" Seeing the other party rushing towards him, Guan Heng suddenly glared and took a step forward to stop Qin'er. He put his hands on his hips and said to the cook: "What are you doing? Don't you see a lady here? Swinging a knife , use foul language, you are so ignorant of the occasion!”
"A Heng, don't let him come over, he will scare Bai Xue!" Qin'er gently stroked the puppy's fur and said, "Let him take a few steps back and put down the kitchen knife first!"
"Bill, did you hear what my girlfriend said?" Guan Heng hugged his shoulders and chuckled: "Calm down and tell me what's going on first!"
"Bang!" Chef Bill threw the kitchen knife to the ground angrily. He spread his hands and said to everyone: "Captain, Mr. Guan Heng, Mr. Ding Ding, you all judge, if this continues, I will not be able to continue my job! "
"That's enough!" Haddock put his hands on his hips and said solemnly with the dignity of a captain: "Stop complaining, first tell me why you are chasing the puppy!"
"Oh! I just made dozens of afternoon tea snacks, and they were all filled with chocolate cookies for everyone!" Bill curled his lips and said with resentment: "But as soon as I turned around, I went to wash the pan. At that time, all those biscuits were eaten by it..." Bill pointed at the puppy Bai Xue held by Qin'er in his arms, and said angrily: "They were all eaten by this thief puppy!!"
"Oh, Bai Xue, you are so serious!" Ding Ding hurriedly took his little pet from Qin'er's arms. He scolded the puppy repeatedly: "You little guy, you are too greedy. If I had known this, I wouldn't have taken it with you." You get on the ship and I’ll hand you over to someone else to take care of you!”
"Woof... woof..." The puppy Bai Xue frowned and just barked twice. It seemed to be a little embarrassed for its excessive behavior!
"I'm sorry, Mr. Bill!" Qin'er quickly walked up to the chef and bowed deeply. She whispered: "Ding Ding has to discuss important matters with the captain and A Heng these days, so Bai Xue has always been in charge of me." Watch! "
"Due to my negligence, it has now eaten the biscuits you made by yourself. I am very sorry!" Qin'er's big watery eyes suddenly turned red, as if she was about to cry.
Where has Bill seen such an offensive of beautiful women? At this moment, his old face turned red from suppressing it, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Forget it, Miss Qin'er, I hope you can take good care of the puppy in the future. I, I don't blame it anymore, um... I'll take the first step!"
After hurriedly exchanging a few words, Bill turned and left, but did not notice that he tripped over the kitchen knife he threw on the deck. He quickly picked up the kitchen knife, smiled awkwardly at everyone, turned around and ran away!
"Tch! You're so rude when you see someone else's girlfriend! Bah -" Guan Heng spat at Bill's retreating back angrily, and then muttered: "Why are you staring at my Qin'er? What a shame! I’m really afraid that you won’t be able to pull it out if you see it!”
"Yo yo yo, Ah Heng is having fun!" Qin'er smiled and took her boyfriend's arm. She whispered softly: "Okay, okay, let's go!"
"By the way, Captain, where is our room?" Dupont asked Haddock.
"Uh, it's in the storage room in the forward cabin!" Haddock lit the pipe in his hand, took a nice puff and then said, "Come with me, and now I will show you the best living environment on this ship. , you will have a lot of rats and cockroaches as roommates!"
"Hey, Dupont, Dupont! As a good friend, let me remind you a few words!" Guan Heng suddenly had an idea and wanted to tease these two confused detectives, so he asked: "Since you are on board the ship to carry out the secret mission of protecting everyone , so did you bring your own disguise tools?"
"What disguise tool?" The two of them were a little confused, so they asked in unison: "So Guan Heng, how do you think we can disguise it appropriately?"
"First of all, you have to get along with the people on this ship. Once you integrate into everyone, it will be easier to carry out your work!" Guan Heng hugged his shoulders and smiled: "The current attire, top hat, suit and civilized stick is too serious and formal. You should change into two sets of sailor clothes. superior!"
"Well, one more thing! Sailors and sailors work under the sun all year round, and their skin is dark. You should also sunbathe frequently, preferably four hours a day!"
"We understand! Guan Heng, you are really smart!" The two nodded in praise, and Du Pang asked again: "Then do you have any other instructions?"
"Well, well..." Guan Heng touched his chin, pretending to be deep in thought, which made Qin'er beside him cover her mouth in amusement. Then Guan Heng raised his head and said, "Real sailors have the habit of chewing tobacco, so you guys You have to try it seriously. But remember, after putting tobacco in your mouth and chewing it, don’t swallow it, it will cause stomach upset!”
——[Fourth update on 11.30, good evening everyone, Lao Sha continues to pray for some tips~\(≧▽≦)/~]——
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