"Mr. Gu Ran, you are so funny!"
"Ouch, I can't do it anymore!"
"My back hurts from laughing!"
"Mr. Gu Ran, please, please stop making me laugh like this. If someone outside the door hears my laughter, your urine test will have to be redone."
Linda tried hard to control her smile and continued to bend over.
Gu Ran was speechless.
Linda, your point of laughter is not so low, right?
It's clear that he wants to tease me physically!
But I am a serious person!
Moreover, urine testing is much more important than other things!
It’s still unclear what the Liverpool proprietress’s intentions are when she appears in the men’s room, so she has to guard against anything related to the urine test.
Gu Ran quietly put the urine cup on the shelf behind him to avoid being touched by Linda.
Linda is also the kind of extremely smart person - she can get a master's degree from MIT, owns a real estate company and a financial company, and can easily deal with a 70-year-old man. The old man bought her the Liverpool Club. She is definitely not an ordinary woman.
Linda keenly sensed Gu Ran's alertness, straightened up immediately, and smiled softly: "Okay, I was a little excited and lost my temper just now. I can't help it, who made you look so handsome, Mr. Gu Ran?"
Damn it, isn’t this the sentence pattern I often use to my girlfriends?
I've actually been told this by a rich woman.
——Gu Ran felt a little confused about whether to laugh or cry.
Linda softened her expression and said seriously: "I know Mr. Gu Ran, you must be wondering why I appear here, so let's have a formal communication - Hello Mr. Gu Ran, it's an honor to be here. See you here.”
With that said, Linda stretched out her left hand to shake hands with Gu Ran.
My right hand has just been washed with urine...
It can be seen from this that Linda is very attentive.
Gu Ran also shook hands with Linda as he should, "Hello, Ms. Linda, it's an honor for me... to see you here."
They met privately in the men's room and peed on each other's hands. What a fucking honor!
By the way, Boss Linda, you probably haven’t read The Sun, right? If you have seen it, it would be even more embarrassing.
After shaking hands, Linda smiled and said: "Mr. Gu Ran - can I just call you Gu?"
Gu Ran said: "Of course."
Linda smiled and said: "Gu, I must say, your performance on the court today was really great! You were beaten 3:0 in the first half. To be honest, I was worried about you Southampton. I was worried that you might not be able to play, or you might only be able to play for 5 minutes of garbage time. Unexpectedly, you created an Anfield miracle in the last 25 minutes! You are really great!"
Damn it...
Linda, are you really the boss lady of Liverpool?
This blow makes me feel so comfortable...
Gu Ran said quickly: "Ms. Linda, you are giving me too much reward. In fact, I have nothing to lose. This is all the result of teamwork."
Linda looked at Gu Ran with admiring eyes, "God, you are so powerful yet so humble. Are all Chinese men so great?"
Gu Ran immediately said: "That's not true."
Linda couldn't help but want to laugh out loud again, "Giggle, Gu, you are so annoying, you make people laugh again!"
Isn't it?
Linda, your smile is so easy to spot!
Or...is this the trick of a veteran like you? Is it a high-end hunter who deliberately disguises himself as an easy prey?
Gu Ran then smiled and said, "Ms. Linda, let's... let's talk about serious things."
Linda's eyebrows were full of teasing, "What? Were we being inappropriate just now? Huh?"
Damn it!
This woman is really the reincarnation of a vixen!
One word, one simple action can numb people to the core.
I have to admit that some women in this world are naturally charming!
Fortunately, I am a serious person.
Gu Ran cleared his throat, "Ms. Linda, if there's nothing else, I'm leaving."
"No!" Linda said immediately: "Gu, I just wanted to say that your performance today was really great. I had goosebumps all over my body when I watched it in the main stand! I like you so much, I really like you so much. You, of course I also know our identities and cannot meet at this time, but I just can't control it! So I used this method and asked someone to arrange for you to come for a urine test, and then I waited Meeting you alone in the men's room - you wouldn't blame me, would you?"
You said so, how can I blame you?
Gu Ran smiled, "No, no, but... I think it would be more appropriate if you wait until I finish peeing and put on my shorts before you show up."
Linda said resentfully and coquettishly: "I can't help it! What woman can hold it back?"
Damn it!
Is this why you take advantage of me?
Okay, I have to admit, I am indeed so handsome that even women can’t control themselves. I have already forgiven you in my heart.
Gu Ran said helplessly: "But... we still shouldn't meet in private. It's wrong for both public and private purposes for us to meet like this."
Yu Gong, Linda is the proprietress of Liverpool. The proprietress of Liverpool secretly met with the star of hope of Southampton. If this was known by the Southampton club, it would be a big deal.
Privately, this is the men's bathroom, and Linda is still a married woman!
The first meeting was so exciting, how could it continue to develop from now on?
I am really a serious person!
However, Linda's eyes were full of excitement and she said without any concern: "It doesn't matter, there are only two of us here, no one will know. Besides, I'm tight-lipped."
Gu Ran: ...Are you talking about the tightness that I understand? Probably not, maybe I'm overthinking.
Linda smiled again and said: "Gu, as long as I don't tell you, and you don't tell me, no one will know what happened today - you won't tell it, right?"
Of course I won’t say it!
However, this thing is really crazy! It’s like walking a tightrope!
Linda, it turns out you are good at this!
Gu Ran smiled helplessly, "Of course I won't say it, but it's really not good for us to do this. Ms. Linda——"
Linda looked at Gu Ran with charming eyes, "Just call me Linda, it sounds friendly. If you call me ma'am, you'll call me old."
Damn it!
This woman is really progressing step by step!
If he continues like this, he will be eaten to death by her sooner or later!
It seems that we have really met our opponent this time!
Gu Ran took a deep breath, "Okay, Linda...but I really need to go, my assistant is still waiting for me outside."
But Linda was well prepared and said: "Don't worry, he can't get in. If he dares to break in, he will ruin your urine test."
Damn it!
You squatting over me in the men's room like this, didn't you ruin my urine test?
What about procedural justice... As expected, as long as you control the procedure, everything you do will be just.
Gu Ran couldn't help but shook his head and smiled, "Linda, if you met me secretly in this way, you shouldn't just praise me a few times, right?"
Linda smiled: "Of course not."
Gu Ran said: "Then let's get to the point quickly."
Linda chuckled and said with a wink, "I see how anxious you are."
Gu Ran secretly complained: Linda, stop drinking!
Just listen to Linda continue: "Since you are so urgent, let me just say it straight - Gu, I want you."
Damn it...
Isn't this too direct?
It's even more outrageous than the plot written by "The Sun"!
There’s not even any foreshadowing!
But I am a serious person!
Serious person, who would do that kind of thing in the toilet!
Gu Ran cleared his throat and was about to refuse when Linda continued to laugh: "I want you... to join us in Liverpool."
Gu Ran:......
Linda, did you and Coach Adkins come from the same teacher?
Why are you gasping for breath?
Gu Ran said dumbfounded: "Linda, I'm sorry, I have no intention of transferring for the time being."
Linda smiled confidently: "I don't believe it, you will have it, as long as I use the right method."
Gu Ran said: "This is not a matter of method or method."
Linda's eyes were as charming as a hook: "Gu, there is no one else here, and I'm not afraid. What are you afraid of?"
Damn it, am I scared? When I go crazy, I can’t even control my young body, okay?
Gu Ran smiled and said, "Linda, I really have no intention of transferring, really."
Linda smiled and said: "Whatever conditions you want, just ask and I will do everything possible to satisfy you."
Her tone was soft, but with a hidden strength.
At first glance, he is someone who is used to taking the initiative.
Communicating with such a woman can indeed evoke the idea of conquering her.
But Gu Ran didn't get carried away and was extremely calm.
The smarter a woman is, the more dangerous she is.
Especially when it comes to your career future.
Gu Ran thought for a moment and then said, "Can you do everything asked of me?"
Linda looked at Gu Ran meaningfully, "Not everything can be done. After all, I am a married woman."
If these words were spoken righteously, there would be no problem.
But the problem is that Linda seems to be deliberately using the word married woman to tease her.
The highest level of flirting is when you say no, but your eyes seem to say: Do you dare to try? It’s difficult!
Just this sentence messed up Gu Ran's heartbeat.
This atmosphere, this look, this coquettish energy, this advanced method of playing hard to get, is really so charming.
Most men really can't stand it.
Gu Ran secretly took a deep breath, tried hard to suppress his restless heart, and said in a deep voice: "Then, I want... the same weekly salary as Gerald, can you do it?"
Linda was slightly startled.
For a moment, Linda felt that she had been seen through by the handsome young Chinese man in front of her.
But... shouldn't it?
Can’t I even handle a little boy?
Am I not charming enough?
Or should I be more straightforward?
Linda's desire to conquer instantly rushed to her head.
Gu Ran looked at Linda calmly.
In fact, he didn't want the lion to open his mouth, he just casually made a request that Linda could never fulfill, hoping to force Linda to give up.
Although Liverpool is good, the proprietress of Liverpool is even more wonderful. As a normal man, Gu Ran does have the idea of conquering Linda in his heart, but as a reborn person, Gu Ran is very mature mentally! Gu Ran had already determined his growth plan in his heart, and he would never change it just because of a woman's flirtation!
Gu Ran clearly knows that if he wants to grow from a grassroots player to a world-class star, he must stick to the bottom league route and regard the bottom league as his "professional youth training camp" to lay a solid foundation.
This is not something that can be done in a day or two. If you want to become a world-class star, success does not depend on moving to a wealthy club.
"It seems that Linda you can't do it." Gu Ran said with pretense of regret: "Then I'm sorry——"
Just as Gu Ran was about to leave, Linda blocked Gu Ran with her mature body.
The passage space in this toilet is relatively small. Although Gu Ran wants to force his way past Linda, it is impossible for Linda to stop him. However, this is not a golf course after all. It would be impolite to force his way past Linda.
Linda smiled and said: "Don't leave in a hurry. I didn't say I couldn't do it."
Now, it was Gu Ran's turn to be shocked.
Then Linda asked: "Gu, what is your current weekly salary?"
Gu Ran shrugged, "Sorry, this is my personal privacy, I don't want to talk about it."
Linda didn't mind, "Okay, but even if you don't say it, I can probably guess it. Nannapton Club is a very poor club. As far as I know, your team's maximum salary will not exceed £5,000 a week. Do you know what Gerrard’s weekly salary is?”
Gu Ran pursed his lips and said, "Probably, tens of thousands of pounds."
Linda smiled and said: "So you know. Yes, Gerrard's current weekly salary is the top weekly salary in the Liverpool team, 120,000 pounds. This weekly salary is also the highest among the current Premier League teams. Among the top five. Deputy Carragher only earns 68,000 per week."
The salary structure between the Premier League giants and the mid-table teams in English League One can only be described as exaggerated!
No wonder everyone wants to go to a wealthy family!
Gu Ran smiled and said, "So, it's impossible for you to give me a maximum salary of more than 120,000 weekly salary."
Linda said coquettishly: "Yes, no matter from a theoretical point of view or from a practical point of view, the request you just made is really excessive. It is even more excessive than asking a married woman like me to do something with you. .”
So what...
Damn it, doesn’t this mean that there is still a chance?
Who can withstand this!
Gu Ran forced himself to calm down and said, "Since you can't do it, forget it."
Linda smiled and said, "Look, why are you so anxious? I only said that your request was too much, I didn't say that I couldn't do it."
Damn it...
Linda, do you know what you're talking about?
Gu Ran was stunned.
Just listen to Linda continue: "Actually, I understand what you mean. I know that you are not making this request for money. You just want to use such an impossible thing to politely reject me. But you may not understand yet. I, really, am the kind of person who can’t get anything if I want it.”
Linda's eyes looked directly into Gu Ran's.
Gu Ran also looked back at Linda.
At this moment, in the men's room, both of them had dangerous little flames beating in their hearts...
(End of chapter)
