Lin Feifei does have a pig-like temperament. She can go to bed late, but cannot accept getting up early.
To her, getting up early meant getting up and suffering.
Between the suffering of getting up early and the "morning exercise", she decisively chose to enjoy it with her eyes closed.
From the time we started living together, the two of us lived a life without shame or shame. Sometimes we even had no restraint at all. Thanks to long-term running, my physical fitness is pretty good, so in some aspects we are still harmonious.
After the "morning exercise" was over, the two of us slept until about three o'clock in the morning before getting up from the bed.
I was brushing my teeth, and Lin Feifei was wiping her hair outside and asked:
"Honey, what should we have for lunch?"
"I should ask you this instead! Have you forgotten that our identities have been swapped?"
"..."
I gave Lin Feifei some knowledge about my daily routine when we take a break. I usually clean up the housework first, sweep and mop the floor, then cook, shovel cat litter, change water and food for the cat, and then wash the dishes and do laundry in the afternoon. , continue to shovel cat litter, and change water and food for them. "
Lin Feifei's face turned pale and she argued with me, "Did you miss your nap?"
I did miss my nap on purpose, and then started talking nonsense seriously:
"You said this happens when I get up early. If I get up late, I won't take a nap. Okay, come on!"
Lin Feifei looked at me with a faint look, as if she was examining me, "What about you?"
"Lie down." I said simply.
"Do I usually just lie down?"
Lin Feifei issued a soul torture, I think she should ask herself.
This sentence has a certain lethality. Although it is indeed reality, I can't admit it, otherwise this girl may have something wrong with her.
I actually teased her on purpose, but I couldn't help it. She was so cute even when she was angry.
Facing her murderous eyes, I nodded like a brave warrior who bravely died.
"Although you are lying down, you are not simply lying down."
Lin Feifei nodded, "Yes, I'm still asleep."
"..."
Every time she suddenly melts, I feel like I can't catch her, but I can't admit it, otherwise I will laugh at her for having no achievements.
"Of course you can't say that. When you lie down, you are also thinking. The division of labor in our family is different. Housework is physical work, while you are doing mental work while lying down..."
Lin Feifei rolled her eyes, was too lazy to pay attention to me, and then started to clean up the house.
"Do you have anything to wash?" Lin Feifei shouted from the toilet, scratching her neck.
"Yes! It's time to wash the tea leaves in the dirty clothes basket."
"Go away! Wash yourself!"
I said plausibly: "Your attitude is wrong. I even washed the tea seeds for you. Why can't you wash them for me? I'd better wash them by hand."
"Go away! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll put Kuchazi on your head."
Under her murderous gaze, I deliberately made a shy smile:
"You played so dirty."
"Hahaha, shameless."
Lin Feifei was fine with housework, but when it was her turn to cook, the house suddenly became chaotic. Her career was doomed. She was busy with her family and spent most of her time paralyzed during the holidays.
I don’t have any requirements for Lin Feifei to go into the kitchen. As long as the pot doesn’t burn and the house doesn’t explode, it’s fine. Every time she cooks, that’s when I show off my boyfriend power.
Because when she is cooking, she cannot do without me helping her.
"Honey, help me tie my apron!"
"Honey, tie my hair up for me."
"Honey……"
Although she and I were still exchanging roles, I couldn't really ignore anything. On a rare day off, we both stayed in the kitchen, while she was cooking and I was chopping. At this time, the sun was shining into the kitchen, rendering the whole space bright. A piece of warmth
Xin.
After only one morning of role reversal, Lin Feifei couldn't bear it anymore and gently put her arm on my shoulder.
Her movements were gentle and natural, like a breeze blowing across the lake without causing any ripples. She sighed and said:
"Oh my God! Doing housework is so tiring. Today I finally realized how tired you are from doing housework at home."
The softness in her words made my heart soften, and I gently rubbed the top of her head. My fingers lightly brushed through her hair like feathers. Lin Feifei closed her eyes slightly, enjoying the tenderness for a moment.
My fingers gently wandered through her hair, like playing a silent piece of music. If time could move slower, I would like to stay at this moment for a while longer.
I stroked her soft hair and smiled:
"Don't say that. I usually don't have to go to work. You go out early and come back late every day, so you're exhausted. I should do more housework."
Lin Feifei's eyes widened in an instant, as if she was a little surprised, "Hey, now that your consciousness is high enough, I thought you would dislike me for not doing housework!"
"Of course not. My job means that I don't have to go out early and come back late. If I don't do the housework, who will do it! Besides, who stipulates that men can't do housework, are you right?"
Lin Feifei smiled like a warm spring sun, then she narrowed her eyes slightly, a cunning light flashed from her pupils, revealing a sense of mischievous fun.
"By the way, I forgot to tell you. I usually rest at home and there is one thing I must do. Since our roles have been reversed now, you have to do it too!"
"what?"
"Paint your toenails!" Lin Feifei jumped up and down.
"..."
She finally found an opportunity to tease me and forced me down on the sofa. Like a successful little fox, she rummaged through the cabinets and came over with a box of nail polish. XiuShu.com
"Can you please stop painting it! Although our roles are reversed today, it doesn't mean that I can accept you painting my nail polish! How can I behave if the news spreads!"
I argued hard, but Lin Feifei was unmoved. The harder I struggled, the happier she seemed.
She pushed me down on the sofa and patiently did some ideological work for me. She opened her red lips and said softly:
"Husband, you have already promised me, how can you go back on your word?"
"That's not okay. I can't accept wearing red toenail polish! No, absolutely not!"
At this time, Lin Feifei came up with her trump card, "Well, if you obediently let me put on my nail polish, I will also obediently give it to you tonight. Do you think that's okay?"
"Two practices a day? Is that too much?"
Lin Feifei pouted, "If you feel that your body can't bear it, then wait for another day, but I promise you first, I will never bargain."
I fell into deep thought, and after some mental struggle, I said:
"Although it is somewhat harmful to the body, I still want to challenge my physical fitness and see where my limits are!"
