When I saw Lin Feifei grabbing the hem of her clothes, I didn't react at first, until she started to lift up her clothes, revealing a clear vest line, and I suddenly realized what she wanted to do.
I quickly held her hand and said to her earnestly: "Okay, okay, I get it, you have a better figure than her."
I thought I could calm her down by saying this, but I didn't expect her to get even more excited. She frowned and gritted her teeth and said, "So you'd better see her! You beast!"
After scolding her, she still didn't understand her hatred. She raised her hand and slapped me. With a crisp slap, I was completely speechless.
The slap on my face didn't hurt at all, but it was extremely insulting.
I also got angry, pointed at my nose, and yelled at her: "Take a good look! Am I that scumbag?"
She stared at me blankly for a while, then murmured and shook her head, "No! He is much more handsome than you."
"..."
I couldn't help but scold Yangou.
Even after drinking like this, my appearance was still on my mind. My useless desire to win was aroused by her. I pointed at her and said, "How come your aesthetics has dropped to this level after you drank?"
At this time, my cell phone rang suddenly and saved me.
When I took out my phone and looked at it, I was stunned and felt as if the air around me had solidified.
The call was from Kuang Li. I had deleted her mobile phone number on the day of the divorce. But after so many years together, her number seemed to be engraved in my soul. Even if I deleted it, I would never forget it.
I made a silent gesture to Lin Feifei, and then pressed the answer button. Unexpectedly, the other side started scolding me.
"Yu Bin, you bastard! Is it true that you have a heart disease?"
Her emotions were very exciting, the decibel level was a bit high, and Lin Feifei could hear every word she said.
I thought she called me out of conscience, but the reality told me that I was overthinking.
I laughed conspiratorially and said to Kuang Li: "We are divorced, why are you still calling me? If you feel uneasy, go to the hospital."
Kuang Li almost collapsed and roared on the phone like a shrew: "Now he thinks I'm dirty and refuses to talk to me no matter what. Please explain it to him quickly!"
My heart gradually sank little by little.
Even after the marriage was divorced, she still considered everything from her own point of view as before.
"Kuang Li, we are divorced. The best exes should not interfere with each other as if they were dead. Don't call me again in the future."
Kuang Li yelled: "I don't care! If you don't come forward and explain it clearly to me, I will curse you to death!"
My mood was a bit depressed, and the good impression she had left in my heart suddenly disappeared. I retorted: "You were the one who cheated on me. I have never scolded you. How dare you scold me in return?"
Kuang Li choked on my words and started to yell: "What's wrong with me just scolding you? I didn't expect you to be the kind of person who adds insult to injury. After so many years together, I don't understand you at all. I'm really blind."
I laughed angrily, "If you scold me, you probably still don't understand me. If you really understand me, you might want to hit me!"
"Pfft!"
Lin Feifei couldn't help but laugh. Kuang Li suddenly became more excited when she heard a woman's voice.
"Yu Bin! You keep saying that I cheated on you first, so what does it mean that you have a new love right after the divorce? She even came to the Civil Affairs Bureau to pick you up on the day of the divorce. You want me to say that you have hooked up a long time ago! She is like that , who is better than me?"
Lin Feifei couldn't help it anymore and reached out to snatch the phone from my hand. Before I could react, the phone was already taken away by her.
She shouted into her mobile phone: "Because my skills are better than yours!"
"..."
These words hurt Kuang Li so much that she didn't even dare to fart and hung up the phone directly.
Lin Feifei returned the phone to me, with a smile on her pretty face, a somewhat meaningful look in her eyes, and an expression like a well-behaved little rabbit.
"You won't blame me for talking to your ex-wife like this, right?"
I couldn't help but took the phone and said, "When dealing with people like this, it is necessary to lower their quality!"
After a pause, I said with a cautious smile: "Now you finally know who I am, right?"
Lin Feifei apologized, "Oh, stop talking. I was so excited just now that I thought you were that scumbag. You won't be angry with me, right?"
I shook my head, "I'm more concerned about the technology you just mentioned. Do you need my guidance?"
Lin Feifei's blushing cheeks suddenly became more beautiful, her almond-shaped eyes widened, "Get out!"
The two of us finished the second wave of beer. I was afraid that she would drink more, so I quickly resigned.
"It's too late, I'm leaving first, you go to bed early."
Lin Feifei glanced at the time and frowned, "It's almost ten o'clock at night. Why don't you stay here? It's not like you're living here for the first time and you're being so polite."
I know she means well, but after all, there are differences between men and women. If a man and a woman are alone together, I am afraid that someone will die.
"I know your bed is big enough for two people to sleep on it, but I can't do anything to an acquaintance."
Lin Feifei unexpectedly didn't get "angry" this time. Maybe she had become desensitized to this way of chatting.
She rolled her eyes at me and said angrily: "I let you sleep on the sofa. That's a nice idea!"
I pretended to be relieved and said with a smile, "I feel relieved when you say that."
Lin Feifei curled her lips and said, "Don't worry, you are safe. I have no worldly desires for you."
This girl usually looks as calm as a virgin and as active as a rabbit, but every time she drinks, she seems to be a different person. She can't hold on. I'm afraid I'll get really drunk if I drink any more, so I quickly get up and leave.
When I went downstairs, I saw a convenience store not far away. I hesitated and went in to buy a bottle of honey and yogurt.
Lin Feifei opened the door with drunken eyes. When she saw me turning back, she was stunned. She looked at me hesitantly: "You still decided not to leave?"
I shook my head and stuffed the yogurt and honey I just bought into her arms.
"I just went to buy you yogurt and honey. If you feel uncomfortable at night, just drink honey water or yogurt. Both of these things can relieve drunkenness and protect the gastric mucosa."
Lin Feifei was startled, her eyes sparkling, as if something was jumping.
She nodded slightly, and there was a wave in her voice: "Thank you."
I left again. When I got home, it was already past 11 o'clock at night. I took a shower casually. After washing away my fatigue, I felt no sleepiness at all. I simply lit a cigarette and puffed away the smoke wantonly.
After I separated from Kuang Li, I became more and more obsessed with the smell of tobacco. People become particularly vulnerable late at night. When I was in a bad mood, I began to get used to smoking alone to resist the devouring loneliness.
A cigarette will burn out soon.
It seems that everything that I feel nostalgic about will disappear one day.
I pulled out another one and just picked up the lighter when the doorbell rang.
