"puff!"
Lu Xuan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. Who is the bad one? Who is the impure one? It is obviously you who dresses like this and makes my thoughts impure!
"Didn't I tell you not to dress like this," Lu Xuan said with tears in his eyes.
Hao Keren puffed up his cheeks and said, "Uncle, as long as you don't use any crooked ideas, what does it matter if I take off my clothes?"
"——"
At this moment, Lu Xuan was about to cry. What kind of logic is this!
Hao Keren's innocence really made Lu Xuan's scalp tingle, and he said with embarrassment: "Keren, I am a man, not a eunuch, let alone Liu Xiahui, who is still pregnant!"
"Liu Xiahui who is still pregnant?" Hao Keren blinked and said, "What does this sentence mean? Who is Liu Xiahui?"
Obviously, Hao Keren didn't know this allusion.
Lu Xuan could only explain: "Liu Xiahui is an ancient person. Sitting in the arms without chaos means that Liu Xiahui met a homeless woman while staying at the city gate at night. He was afraid that she would be cold, so he wrapped her in clothes and sat with her all night. There was no indecent behavior and it showed a noble moral character."
In ancient times, sitting still in one's arms meant that a person was of high moral character. However, in modern times, the word "not being in trouble" has become a derogatory term, meaning prude!
"So that's what I meant. Uncle, will you be able to sit still and calmly?" Hao Keren asked with a smile.
Lu Xuan said helplessly: "Of course I can't."
"I don't believe it," Hao Keren said.
Lu Xuan was stunned. Could it be that he was a gentleman in this little loli's heart?
However, the fact is that Hao Keren has many suitors, even people much older than her, who have evil thoughts about her. However, she likes her uncle, but he keeps her thousands of miles away.
Therefore, Hao Keren felt that the uncle was a truly good man and would not take advantage of others.
In Lu Xuan's heart, there are no real gentlemen anymore. He would rather be a villain than a hypocritical gentleman.
"Uncle, let me test you," Hao Keren suddenly said with a sudden flash of light in his beautiful eyes.
Lu Xuan said subconsciously: "Test, how to test?"
"This is a test," Hao Keren said, suddenly lifting his beautiful legs, straddling Lu Xuan's legs, and suddenly sitting on his lap.
At this moment, Lu Xuan was dumbfounded. Is this the so-called test?
When Hao Keren was a little confused, he even hooked his hands around his neck and sat on him.
Looking at Hao Keren's pure and beautiful face, the trace of childishness is so tender that it makes people have evil thoughts. She lowers her head slightly, and she can see the beauty of the low-cut tank top——
What was even more frightening was that Hao Keren was sitting on his lap wearing a denim miniskirt.
The enlarged breasts and hips, the slender legs, and the girly fragrance on Hao Keren all stimulated every nerve of Lu Xuan.
At this moment, Lu Xuan's breathing was quickened by it, but he was secretly suffering from pain in his heart. This little girl was really playing with fire, playing with fire and burning herself!
It was really going to kill him. Lu Xuan's heart was beating very fast. He already had terrible thoughts in his mind and wanted to eat this top-notch little loli in one bite.
Hao Keren is now over 17 years old. Whatever happens to her will not violate the law.
But Hao Keren had not reached the age of 18 after all, so Lu Xuan couldn't do this.
Hao Keren said softly: "Uncle, did you see that? I'm right, you just sit back and stay calm!"
The little lolita is very confident in her figure and beauty. She is sitting on the uncle like this without him even moving a finger. He is indeed my favorite uncle!
However, Hao Keren didn't know that Lu Xuan wanted to eat her.
Lu Xuan is definitely not the calm Liu Xiahui, he is just holding on to the last trace of the bottom line.
This little girl is life-threatening. Lu Xuan smiled bitterly and said, "Keren, stop playing around. You're going to kill me."
Hearing Lu Xuan's words, Hao Keren's heart trembled. She raised her beautiful little face and saw Lu Xuan's eyes full of fire, and her heart jumped even more.
Hao Keren saw the blazing fire, which made her body tremble slightly and even feel a little hot.
The pretty little lolita blushed, looking even more charming. Such a girl of the age of a flower showed such a sultry spring spirit, which most men really couldn't stand.
No matter how powerful and powerful Lu Xuan is, he is still a mortal. How can he remain calm when his mind is so disturbed by a top-notch little loli?
"Uncle, what's wrong with you?" Hao Keren said with a blushing face and a heartbeat.
If he continued like this, he would have to make mistakes. Lu Xuan bit his tongue, and the pain from his tongue weakened the evil fire in his heart. He smiled bitterly and said: "Keren, stop making trouble unreasonably, I told you , I am not Liu Xiahui, I am a physiologically normal man, you know!"
Just now, Hao Keren knew it.
But she said softly: "Uncle, I understand. In fact, I also think who can stay calm now? Even if you are a free and easy villain, it is better than being a hypocritical gentleman."
Lu Xuan was extremely surprised when Hao Keren suddenly understood things so well and could express such insights. Why did this little girl suddenly become enlightened?
Lu Xuan smiled bitterly and said, "Then why don't you come down quickly!"
Hao Keren said with a shy look: "Uncle, are you feeling uncomfortable?"
Can it not be uncomfortable? Lu Xuan was speechless and choked——
Because Hao Keren felt something strange down there, her face turned red.
"Uncle Pervert," Hao Ke spat softly, and then whispered in shame.
"——"
Lu Xuan no longer knew what to say.
Seeing his silence, Hao Keren said, "Uncle, if you want to, I won't refuse, because I will definitely marry you in this life. I love uncle the most!"
"And I'm 17 now, you won't break the law," Hao Keren said softly.
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Even though Hao Keren was a little witch-like existence, she was still a little girl. When she thought about that, her face turned red and she was so embarrassed.
"Keren, you are still young. When I was your age, I never even held a girl's hand, so don't think so much and come down," Lu Xuan said with a bitter smile.
Lu Xuan had his first love affair when he was eighteen years old, and had his first taste of the forbidden fruit with his first love, Shen Birong.
When he was seventeen years old, Lu Xuan was just like a three-year-old child, in a state of complete chaos.
