Chapter 915: The most awesome school anniversary speech in history
He had an idea and said: "Well, today is the centenary anniversary of Jiang University. Many former alumni have returned, and students leave Jiang University every year. I am here to give him a few inspirational speeches. "
After Lu Xuan said these words, he continued: "Four years actually go by very quickly. When you first entered college, maybe you were just a little confused -"
"Pfft!" Everyone laughed.
"Four years, after years of butcher's knives and plastic surgery, your once majestic faces may be smoothed by the melanin of the night, completing the gorgeous transformation from childhood to maturity, so you must remember, millions of Don’t work overtime too late!”
When Lu Xuan said this, everyone burst out laughing again, and the whole football field was filled with crazy laughter. He is truly a talent, his eloquence and words are so funny!
However, the words "Don't work overtime too late" made many girls blush with embarrassment. Ning Wanxi stamped her feet angrily. This pervert husband was showing off again.
Lan Ya's face turned red with embarrassment. Maybe she could only understand it as not working overtime and playing computer games at night, so she wouldn't feel so embarrassed.
"In the past four years, you may have been confused, given up, crazy, awakened, persisted, and worked hard. Whether you are a student in school or a student who has graduated, I think you must have performed a lot. It’s a unique experience of the times. If you skip classes, you are abnormal. If you don’t skip classes, the whole education is abnormal. The dormitory is a place that does not need to be tidied up. We are the famous "chaotic room" heroes!"
"Haha!" After Lu Xuan's words stopped, loud laughter came from the entire football field. Many people held their stomachs and laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. However, their eyes shone with wonder. Lu Xuan said in a simple sentence. The beauty of college life is so free and indulgent.
The students who had graduated from Jiangsu University were filled with emotion when they heard Lu Xuan's words. Some of them secretly wiped away tears after laughing. The time in college is really the most wonderful time in life. Such youth and frivolity are so shameless. It is only after entering the society that I know what hard work means.
We always have ulterior motives for socializing, but in the end, the person who has a crush on me is always very calm.
One day, if you meet your college self, please don't go up and give him a slap in the face, scolding him for not treating his youth well. You should hold his hand and say sincerely, thank you.
You let me experience mistakes and right, positivity and craziness, success and joy
"Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel. Youth is insurmountable. All experiences are our wealth, because youth has no regrets and no complaints. I hope that the students who are still in school can Cherish your current university campus. When you go out into the society, all kinds of pressure will come. Heat is like a pressure cooker. If the pressure is too much, you will be cooked. In any case, please remember, don’t expect to have a lively figure, but live a good life. Bajie’s life!”
"Talented, so damn talented!" All the college students applauded desperately, and while laughing, tears were shining in their eyes. The people who wanted to cry were the seniors who could no longer return to campus. We are older, and only after we are out of the society do we realize the pressure, and only then do we understand how wonderful life in college is.
"Cousin, my brother-in-law is so eloquent. I feel like he is a literary star born into the world," Lan Ya said excitedly. Ning Wanxi looked at Lu Xuan who was talking eloquently on the stage. She really had a feeling that if he didn't go Being a speaker is such a waste.
This is her husband, her husband, an omnipotent person. There seems to be nothing in the world that he cannot do. He is so omnipotent. Ning Wanxi's beautiful eyes are full of beauty. She is naturally delighted by her husband's excellence. Incessantly.
Dean An and the school leaders were all shaking their heads and laughing. Even though what Lu Xuan said was funny, it contained many "big principles" that would make people remember deeply after hearing it. Learning, isn’t this the best way to teach and educate people?
"It's amazing. If he were a teacher, he would definitely be a famous teacher. His eloquence is really incredible!" Several professors couldn't help but admired him.
What's more important is that Lu Xuan was unprepared and didn't even have a speech script in his hands. He just said it in such a colorful and precise way that it gave people an incredible feeling.
"Don't expect that by pretending to be stupid, being cute, exposing yourself, and having scandals, you can enrich your pockets. Don't step out of this grassland and lose the persistence of our lives. You may think that the school has gained your person, but I'm afraid I will never get your heart, even if there are a hundred disappointments, she is not your mother after all. Let you grow up happily in his arms, he will be like your mother, or your mother-in-law!"
When Lu Xuan finished saying this, he licked his lips dryly, and while the whole room was laughing, he added: "And your mother-in-law is already a hundred years old today -"
"Pfft, haha——" The whole football field was filled with thundering laughter, almost laughing to death. Everyone was silent in Lu Xuan's words. After watching so many beauties singing and dancing, now they realize that... Lu Xuan's speech was the most exciting, so funny.
And it's funny, but also full of truth.
"Finally, please start remembering now, those college friends who have suffered from poetry and books, those roommates who have suffered from hardships, and those gay friends who have suffered from hardships. Four years really goes by very quickly. Cherish the life you have now, and take good care of it. Study hard, and I wish you all the best to always be between A and C on the ranking list!"
"Haha!" Everyone laughed, laughing to the point of tears. Even Ning Wanxi, who had a cold temperament, covered her mouth and kept laughing.
And Ning Wanxi looked at Lu Xuan, her eyes filled with affection, Lu Xuan was really an extraordinary person, he was so outstanding and dazzling wherever he went.
"Well, thank you all for listening to what I have to say," Lu Xuan smiled lightly, handed the microphone to the beautiful host, and then slowly walked off the stage.
Lu Xuan had a college dream. He had a group of classmates, several roommates, and a few good friends, but he had missed out on his dream.
But now I came to Jiangning University and gave a speech to thousands of college students. It was really outrageous. Lu Xuan felt a little agitated. Fortunately, I have good eloquence, otherwise I would really make a fool of myself without preparation.
When Lu Xuan just walked off the stage, countless people gathered around him as if they had been given blood: "Lu Xuan, you are so awesome, can you sign your name for me!"
