Chapter 588 Smoke coming from the butt
At the first board meeting, Song Qingyu proposed that the company should develop into the football industry and establish Tengyuan Football Club to promote itself through football and build momentum for its group. While winning the world's football competition honors, it also Ability to expand group companies overseas.
This proposal shocked everyone in the audience, because this proposal is so realistic. The perfect business plan and investment plan really cannot be the most business-savvy person in China. I admire you!
The meeting lasted almost an entire afternoon, but Lu Xuan slept all afternoon. Everyone had to admire him. Are you a pig?
"Let's adjourn," Ning Wanxi finally announced the end of the board meeting. She was the first to stand up. When Liu Zhijie stood up, a cunning look flashed in his eyes. He pretended to put his hands on the conference table and stood up. , but his palms suddenly hit the conference table.
"Bang!" A loud noise startled everyone, but Lu Xuan's side face and ears were pressed against the conference table. This vibration should have scared him enough!
Everyone thought subconsciously, but all they saw was that Lu Xuan didn't move at all. After a while, he opened his eyes slightly, stretched out slowly, and wiped the saliva that was about to flow out of the corners of his mouth. This look made everyone dumbfounded. With such a big movement, he actually acted like a normal person, a little perverted!
He did it on purpose! Song Qingyu glanced at Liu Zhijie and couldn't help frowning. Even if her husband has any faults, it's not your turn to teach him a lesson!
Song Qingyu's eyes also showed displeasure, and even a fool could see that Liu Zhijie did this deliberately, and it was clearly aimed at Lu Xuan.
Lu Xuan slowly looked at Liu Zhijie and said, "Dr. Liu, what's wrong? Did your hand cramp or did you forget to take your medicine?"
"Pfft!" Song Qingyu couldn't help laughing, and Song Qingyu also smiled. Lu Xuan opened his mouth, his words were so sharp.
Liu Zhijie suddenly became angry, but he suppressed his anger and still smiled like a gentleman. He said calmly: "Assistant Lu, you haven't studied for a few years, right?"
Director Liu’s meaning is very clear, you have no quality!
Lu Xuan chuckled and said: "Well, you graduated from high school. I know you have a good academic background and you are a returnee from overseas. However, you are not very qualified as an overseas returnee. You are not really a fallen leaf who has returned to his roots. Don't you think you see the world with black eyes?" , but it is blue in their eyes, which makes them very uncomfortable. As a human being, you must not forget your roots, let alone your ancestors!”
Even though there was no tit-for-tat in Lu Xuan's words, this paragraph basically said that Liu Zhijie was no different from a traitor.
Lu Xuan sighed and looked like he was talking cliché. This eloquence can really make the dead come alive. Liu Zhijie came back this time, of course, not really returning to the country. After all, he came back to pick up girls!
And Lu Xuan's words directly compared him to a traitor who had forgotten his Chinese ancestors, which made his old face turn red and made him even more angry and a little crazy. Damn it, graduated from high school? You can have this set of iron teeth and bronze teeth. How did you train them?
Liu Zhijie was so angry that he didn't even care about maintaining the image of a gentleman for so long. He scolded directly: "What you said is really nonsense. People who have never gone to college are indeed uneducated. I have the right to treat you as a Fart."
"Poof!" However, just when Liu Zhijie said the word "fart", a burst of white smoke suddenly erupted from his butt. The pop sound was as loud as spring thunder, which was shocking!
Seeing this scene, everyone was frightened and dumbfounded!
Because everyone present had never seen a fart that was so loud and smoking, everyone immediately felt a stench coming over them. The directors who were close to Liu Zhijie almost fainted from the stench and quickly covered their noses. , fled to the door of the conference room, covered his nose, inhaled heavily, and almost died from the stink.
Lu Xuan covered his nose and said: "Director Liu, you don't care if you say I fart, how can I really fart? Do I still have a sense of fairness?"
At this moment, Liu Zhijie was frightened by his own fart. Hearing Lu Xuan's sarcastic words again, he was almost so angry that his blood spurted out.
It was so embarrassing, so embarrassing. He actually let out such a shocking stinky fart in front of two goddesses, with smoke coming out of his butt. Liu Zhijie wanted to die, and Lu Xuan only added fuel to the fire. , which made Liu Zhijie almost crazy with anger, what is going on, what is going on.
Even if you fart loudly, your butt can still emit smoke. This situation seems a bit weird. However, the fart is so smelly that everyone can't think about this weird incident. They are all running for their lives. Ran out.
Could it be that he did it? Liu Zhijie thought of Lu Xuan and said to himself that his words sounded like farts, and smoke immediately came out of his butt. What a coincidence!
However, this incident was a bit strange, and Lu Xuan was still 3 meters away from Liu Zhijie. Although Liu Zhijie was suspicious, he could not suspect Lu Xuan.
But no matter what, Lu Xuan's embellished words just now really made Liu Zhijie so angry that he almost vomited blood. His chest felt tight. Lu Xuan, you are playing with me, right? Let's see if I don't play with you to death!
Liu Zhijie gritted his teeth and showed a ruthless look on his face. You are a weakling who wants to steal a woman from me. If you fight with me, I can't kill you!
Fortunately, Song Qingyu and Ning Wanxi were far away from him. The first time he farted, they hurriedly avoided it. Looking at this weird scene, they all looked at Lu Xuan. He must have caused the trouble again.
Anyone who offends Lu Xuan will not get good results, and they will usually be treated badly. Song Qingyu and Ning Wanxi both fully understood Lu Xuan's power, covering their mouths and snickering. .
When Liu Zhijie saw the two goddesses snickering, he almost spit out several ounces of blood. This hatred was irreconcilable!
After an afternoon of meetings, it was time to get off work, and the time had already passed. On the roadside in front of Tengyuan Building, Xiao Meimei was waiting for Lu Xuan to get off work.
Xiao Meimei's eyebrows were full of spring, and her figure was graceful. She was wearing close-fitting velvet stockings, which highlighted her mature and beautiful style. Two wolf rays instantly stared at her.
At this moment, two drunk men staggered over, full of warmth and lust. Looking at Xiao Meimei, a beautiful woman who looked like a young woman, her heart immediately moved.
"Beauty, come and have a drink with my brothers," the two drunken men said while hiccupping.
Xiao Meimei immediately frowned, smelling the smell of alcohol on their bodies, and felt a little nauseous. She turned away and said, "I don't know you, please get out of the way!"
