Chapter 271 It’s the butt’s fault again
"I like eating bananas, not licking them. You are so disgusting," Tang Yun said angrily and funny.
Who is disgusting and who is corrupt? Lu Xuan rolled his eyes: "Forget it, I came here to do something. I don't have time to bother you. You will be able to move in a minute. I'll leave first."
Is there something wrong here? Tang Yunfang's heart was shaken. She came here for something. Her shoulders trembled twice more and she said loudly: "The king of heaven covers the tiger of earth!"
However, after saying this, Tang Yun immediately blushed, "What the hell is this?"
"The pagoda suppresses the river demon," Lu Xuan responded smoothly, but he was immediately dumbfounded. He turned around, looked at Tang Yun blankly, and said dumbfounded: "Damn it, no way, it can't be such a coincidence. Right, are you the old man’s granddaughter?”
"What old man, that's my grandpa!" Tang Yun said angrily, but her cheeks were even redder with embarrassment. Damn grandpa, why did you find him for a blind date with me?
You know, Tang Yun is 26 years old this year, and she is considered a leftover girl. Can the family not be anxious? The most anxious person is his grandfather, who is always worried about her life-long affairs, not to mention arranging 100 blind dates for him. 99 times.
This old man seemed to be a serious and serious person, but he was so capable. When Lu Xuan heard this code, he felt like he was sweating.
Lu Xuan was convinced. The old man's granddaughter was Tang Yun. It was just like making a movie. It was too coincidental. Lu Xuan now felt that the old man came to him specially and told his master something important. matter.
"Did you tell your grandfather anything about me?" Lu Xuan asked Tang Yun.
Tang Yun was stunned for a moment and said: "I just told my grandpa that you are very powerful, but you can't see clearly what kind of martial arts you use. It seems that you win with speed and strength, and you seem to know the opponent's moves."
At the long-distance bus station, when Tang Yun attacked Lu Xuan, Lu Xuan immediately understood the Hong Fist she used. Her reaction was too fast, and her fists could not hit Lu Xuan at all. It seemed that every move she made made Lu Xuan Xuan could see through it all, and in the underground boxing ring, Lu Xuan was invincible and defeated the joint attack of three masters. It was too strong!
Therefore, Tang Yun asked his grandfather why Lu Xuan was so powerful and what kind of martial arts he practiced.
To win with no moves, there are moves. This is also the secret of martial arts in the world, and the only thing that is fast is unbreakable. However, Tang Yun did not understand it, and Mr. Tang did not want to explain it to her clearly, but at that time, his grandfather seemed very excited——
"Ahem," a few coughs came from the muddy voice. Lu Xuan and Tang Yun looked over at the same time and found Mr. Tang walking over slowly.
This old man must have been here a long time ago, and when Lu Xuan looked at a telescope in his hand, he was really angry. You stinky old man, you have completely set a trap for yourself.
However, when he thought of spanking Tang Yun just now, Lu Xuan's cheeks suddenly turned red. I'm so excited. He must have seen everything when he spanked her granddaughter. This old man is not ashamed!
"Grandpa!" At this moment, Tang Yun wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in. Grandpa was actually holding a telescope. Wuwuwu, he must have seen his big butt being spanked. Ah, I can't live anymore. I'm looking for him. Forget it if you hit him to death with a piece of tofu.
Mr. Tang pretended to cough again: "Lu Xuan, I asked you to come on a blind date with my granddaughter, not to spank my granddaughter."
"Ahem -" Mr. Tang's face turned red. Well, he was a little embarrassed. Tang Yun closed her eyes. She really wanted to die. How could I have such a grandpa!
Lu Xuan rolled his eyes and wanted to pretend to faint.
But can Lu Xuan just fall to the ground just as he says? He could only choose to face reality: "Old man, I couldn't help it. I couldn't help it. It's all my fault for being too impulsive. I'm really sorry."
"Sorry, just forget it?" Mr. Tang snorted and said.
Lu Xuan twisted his head: "Then what do you think we should do?"
"Marry my granddaughter!" Mr. Tang said with a straight face.
"What did you say!" Lu Xuan exclaimed, feeling as if his head had been struck by lightning. The thunder was so severe that it was almost a joke. He and Tang Yun had only known each other for a long time, and they were not familiar with each other at all. The old man actually asked him to marry her. , and more importantly, I already have a lot of troubles, do you want to add one more to make others live?
Ning Wanxi's real husband in name only, Zhang Yufei's temporary boyfriend, Li Ruotong's sincerity, Shen Birong's infatuation, Lan Ya and Hao Keren, Lu Xuan is a complete mess, and if Tang Yun is added to the mix, this life will really be unnecessary.
At this moment, Tang Yun moved her body and found that she could move. Her pretty face was hot, and she quickly grabbed her grandfather's clothes and said, "Grandpa, I don't want to marry him, so don't mess around with me."
"Your parents died early and entrusted you to me a long time ago. You are 26 years old now and you don't even have a boyfriend. You are so shy. You don't have to worry about your own life-long affairs or your marriage." I'll make the decision." Master Tang had a serious look on his face, and his brows were even more heroic.
However, Tang Yun seemed a little afraid of her grandfather. Seeing his grandfather's stern expression, she suddenly didn't dare to speak.
Lu Xuan smiled bitterly and said, "Old man, I'm already married."
Mr. Tang shook his hand: "In this era, three wives and four concubines are normal."
"Poof!" Lu Xuan almost vomited blood, and Tang Yun was even more shocked. Mr. Tang blushed and coughed. His old habit had returned. As people get older, they often get confused.
Mr. Tang added: "What I mean is that when a person is very outstanding and extraordinary, having three wives and four concubines is actually quite normal."
"I have a headache, I'm leaving first," Lu Xuan said, stroking his temples.
"Don't you want to know about your master?" Mr. Tang said loudly, and Lu Xuan stopped immediately. He turned around quickly: "I want to know very much!"
The master is his reborn parent, so why wouldn't Lu Xuan not want to know? He wants to know everything about Mo Yuntao and how his leg was broken.
Master Tang said bluntly: "Then marry my granddaughter."
"Didn't we agree to go on a blind date? No matter if it works or not, you will tell me!" Lu Xuan said with some anger in his heart.
Mr. Tang snorted: "But you spanked my granddaughter." At this moment, another cunning smile flashed in the corner of his eyes.
"..."
It's my butt's fault again! Lu Xuan almost wanted to chop off his hands. He really wouldn't change his mind.
