"To touch the golden point acupoint, Taibao is looking for the dragon, but the hair mound cannot come out. Who can compete with me? I, Yu Sankui, have been wandering around the world for more than ten years. I have seen Faqiu, Banshan, and Xiling, but Taibao has never seen the dragon. Today I am destined to , unexpectedly met in this way."
"So, you really touched Colonel Jin?"
Yu Sankui and Fatty Yu hugged each other with a fist, "Touch the Golden Gate, Yu Sankui!"
As he said that, he took off a pendant from his neck and showed it to me, "Well, look carefully. Touch the gold talisman and the gold captain, it's guaranteed to be fake!"
Just when I wanted to take a closer look, he took it back and said, "I don't like to owe others anything. You saved my life today. I will remember it and I will repay you in the future."
"Yes, yes, don't say such nonsense, tell me now, how to distinguish the Big Dipper?"
Fatty Yu said proudly: "How can we say that your Xunlong Taibao is not good at learning? If you fight against us, we will have to touch Captain Jin. There is no way to distinguish the seven stars of the Big Dipper! However, we have rules in our industry, and ordinary people will not When Dou encounters the Seven-Star Coffin, he will buckle a few heads and retreat voluntarily, and our ancestors will not blame him."
"Stop talking nonsense and say the truth."
"You can't shorten this sentence. If you say it less, it won't be the same." Fatty Yu rolled his eyes at me, "Let me tell you, this craft has to start with moving mountain gates."
"Why are you still related to Taoist Banshan? Aren't you bragging and fighting to see you touch Captain Jin?" I rolled my eyes at him, knowing that this guy wouldn't tell the truth if he didn't let him talk freely. , simply asked him to say, "Yes, yes, hurry up and stop the ink stains."
The fat man said happily: "Taoist Banshan is the most secretive among the five sects. He usually dresses up as a Taoist priest and does not seek wealth but only pills, which adds a lot of mystery to them. But in fact, Taoist Banshan's methods , it cannot be said to be the highest among the five sects, but it must be the most groundbreaking. Many of the technologies used by people in the five sects were originally created by Banshan Taoist."
Speaking of Taoist monks, they are indeed very mysterious. During the Spring and Autumn Period, Wu Zixu found the tomb of the King of Chu and whipped the corpse to avenge him. Wu Zixu avenged his father and brother instead of using a weapon. Therefore, he was respected as the ancestor by the Taoist Banshan Taoist who also did something rather than make money. In fact, the Banshan Taoists are descendants of the Zagrama tribe. For thousands of years, in order to get rid of the curse of the ghost cave, they scattered around and searched for the Muchen Beads in ancient tombs. The Taoist priests of Banshan all belong to the same clan, and there are many talented people and strangers. They have not interacted with outsiders for many years. They usually travel around the world disguised as wandering Taoist priests, their whereabouts are secretive and hard to find, they go to sea and tombs in search of elixirs and elixirs everywhere, and they are especially interested in all the beads in the world.
In the tomb robbing business, it is often said that "there is a skill in moving mountains." Over the long years, Banshan Taoists have put together countless efforts to create a unique set of alchemy, which is the art of moving mountains and dividing armor, which is subdivided into two branches: "moving mountains and reclaiming seas" and "digging mountains and digging sub-arms". The art of moving mountains and reclamation not only includes methods of searching for treasures and digging graves, but also includes methods and secret recipes for controlling the growth of planets and earth creatures. Many items that are used daily can also have extraordinary effects when used in the art of moving mountains. effect. The Mountain Digging Armor is used to tame the foreign objects in the world, the Mountain Digging Armor, and is used as a digging tool for reverse fighting. Although the art of moving mountains and dividing armor seems to be mysterious and mysterious, the fundamental principle lies in the four words of "restraint and restraint". Taoist practitioners of Bishan must not only understand the principles of restraint and restraint, but also need to know the rare things in the world and use them flexibly. As for dealing with corpses transformed from ancient tombs, Taoist Banshan has the unique Kuixing kick handed down from the ancient art of the Western Jin Dynasty, the "Tianguan Fu Corpse Formation". With a force of skill, he can remove the weakest vertebrae of the invulnerable zombies, and then use force Shake the bones of the zombies to pieces, and you can deal with even the most powerful zombies.
Fatty Yu continued: "In the old days of war, some mountain-moving Taoist priests were destitute of food and clothing, and had no choice but to finally break the rules. At that time, an expert came up with a way to break the situation, and that was to use Use two pry bars to tilt one corner of the coffin, then drill a small hole in the bottom of the coffin and use an iron hook to poke it in to see what comes out. In this way, you can determine what is in the coffin. "
I couldn't help but sigh, this battle of wits between the tomb robbers and the designers could really write a book. Fatty Yu suddenly came over mysteriously, "But the seven sarcophagi here are probably all fake. I'm afraid This princess’s tomb is all fake.”
He used the wolf-eye flashlight to shine on the stone passage we just fell down to see if there was nothing crawling over, and then continued: "I couldn't figure this out at first, but when I fell into this stone passage maze When I was there, I suddenly discovered that this place turned out to be a Han Dynasty tomb."
"Han Tomb?" I was shocked and realized that we had accidentally entered the Han Tomb on the lower floor. However, in order to avoid Fatty Yu's suspicion, I could only pretend to know nothing about it. , "Isn't this the escape tunnel dug by those craftsmen?"
At this time, Wang Mian cursed in the corner, "I told you earlier, how could this be an escape passage? Have you ever seen anyone dig an escape passage like a maze?"
I pretended to be confused, "How could someone build their own tomb on top of someone else's tomb? Isn't this because they want to cut off their descendants?"
Fatty Yu touched his mouth and said: "Normally, your method of searching for the Dragon Taibao is not so weak, and you can't even tell it with this knowledge? This Feng Shui is a science, have you heard of the Hidden Dragon Cave? It's just... uh, Anyway, it is just a name, so don’t worry about it. You will know that it is burying itself in someone else’s tomb. As long as your numerology cooperates and the arrangement is appropriate, it is very possible. Therefore, the princess’s coffin must be Hidden in this Han tomb, there’s no way it’s going to go wrong!”
After hearing this, I can probably tell the true ability of Fatty Yu, which is only "half a bucket of water" at most. It is simply ridiculous to say that the princess's tomb is in a Han tomb. Although there are not many records about the Medicine Corpse Tomb in my grandfather's diary, one thing is certain: the purpose of building this hidden dragon cave was definitely not to occupy the magpie's nest.
Wang Mian burst out laughing after hearing what he said, "Why, you're such a bear, how can you understand Feng Shui?"
Fatty Yu was furious: "What do you understand? If I don't understand...how can I know...so many things?"
Wang Mian laughed, but the wound hurt when he laughed, and he couldn't help but hold his stomach, "I don't know where you heard these nonsense. If you really understand Feng Shui, can you lead us out of this maze? I can change it." I couldn’t find a way after going around ten times.”
When I heard Wang Mian talk about it, I remembered something and asked, "By the way, why did you leave me and run away? You know I was almost scared to death! Where are Lao Ji and the others?"
Wang Mian straightened up, "I'm not very sure. At that time, Uncle Ji went after this damn fat man, and Lao Xuan and I stayed where we were. But I feel that this fat man followed us here with a different purpose. I don't really believe him, just Follow me and have a look.”
"Then have you seen Uncle Ji?"
Wang Mian frowned, "I ran for a few minutes, and suddenly I saw something in the tomb passage in front of me. I shined a light on it, and the thing disappeared in a swish."
The fat man was startled and moved his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but in the end no sound came out.
Wang Mian recalled all the details of that time, "So I went over to take a look. Who knows, just as I passed by, before I could see what it was, it suddenly rushed out and covered my face."
"Have you seen Alien? It's almost like an alien larvae. It's very strong and can't be shaken off. I didn't know what to do at that time. Fortunately, I still had a saber on me. I cut it with one stroke. It was a very long hole, and then the thing let go of me and disappeared in a flash." Wang Mian touched his neck, "I felt that there must be something fishy behind this wall, so I went to check the wall. I knocked on the left and right. I was kicking, and suddenly I didn’t know what I was pressing, and my whole body fell down!”
"You all know what happened next. I fell into a place similar to this stone chamber, and then I found the stone path. Fortunately, I am good at it. I jumped for a long time and finally jumped up. Otherwise, I really don't know when I would be able to jump up. I will meet Li Rui."
I turned to Fatty Yu and asked, "Damn Fatty, how did you get down?"
Fatty Yu shook his head and said: "Don't mention it, I am even more unlucky than him. I ran out a few steps when I encountered a puff of black smoke. At this time, the old Ji asked me to stand there, and I still I didn’t understand what was going on. He kicked the wall and I fell down. I thought he was going to save me, but I didn’t expect there were so many bugs down there, damn it.”
"What about Lao Ji? How did he get down?" I asked.
"Who knows? I probably struggled with the smoke and found that I was no match, so I ran down."
"Hey, you damn fat man, don't forget that it was Uncle Ji who saved you. If it hadn't been for Uncle Ji, you would have been feeding worms." Wang Mian said angrily.
"Yes, yes, I didn't curse him. I'm grateful that it was too late. But I'm just curious. You said Lao Ji is so powerful, why does he always fall from the sky at critical moments?"
"Shut up. As you say, it's better not to show up this old Ji. Once he shows up, we will definitely be in trouble." I rolled my eyes at him.
In my bag there were a few compressed biscuits I found from Fatty Yu. I remembered that I hadn’t eaten for a long time, so I took them out and everyone ate some. Wang Mian only ate a little, and gave me the rest. . Although Fatty Yu wanted to eat, he was too embarrassed to snatch the food from the tiger's mouth. I told them what I had encountered again, and they gradually relaxed.
"Sitting like this is not an option. How about we go into that stone path and try our luck?" Fatty Yu suggested.
"Well, I think we can give it a try?" Wang Mian agreed.
"In that case, let's try it." So we decided to take another rest and then set off.
I took a nap in a daze, and while I was half asleep, I suddenly saw Fatty Yu squeezing his eyebrows and eyes at me. I originally thought this Fatty was very unreliable and a bit schizophrenic. Who do you think can How can you think of putting a bronze statue on your head in an ancient tomb to scare people? Such people are either too courageous or too thin-minded. Now, he is still interested in making faces at me. If I still have the strength, I will rush up and give him a blow.
However, at this time, I found that even Wang Mian was winking at me, and doubts arose in my heart. I saw the two of them constantly patting their left shoulders and moving their mouths. Look at this mouth shape——
"Hand?" I was stunned, then naturally looked at my hand, "Is there nothing strange?"
At this time, I saw that they were sweating on their heads. Could it be my shoulders? I turned my head casually and suddenly found an ugly face on my shoulders!
