"Duan Gui, do you know your guilt?"
"My lord, I don't know what my crime is."
"You still dare to say that?"
"Sir, I really don't know where your words come from -"
At this time, Duan Gui was standing in front of the court wearing a soap coat, with a sword on his waist. In front of him was an official with a cap on his head and official uniform.
Damn it, I was ambushed by a criminal trafficker and traveled to ancient times.
When he woke up just now, he was suddenly told that the county magistrate asked him to come over. Then he felt dizzy and a strange memory poured into his mind.
Only then did he realize that he had traveled through time, and to a dynasty that did not exist in history, the Kang Dynasty.
Just wear it, and it's even worn on a poor third-generation person.
This man's name was Duan Gui, a delinquent in Wannian County in the Kang Dynasty, that is, a policeman. He received a salary of one tael of silver per month, and had his grandfather and father to support him.
At this time, I only heard the adult say: "How dare you hide it? I heard that you have been pestering a woman selling tofu every day recently. Did you know that you were sued?"
"Ah, this-"
Duan Gui remembered that Master Lu Zhao's words were not groundless. He had indeed fallen in love with the Tofu Xishi in the county market. This girl's name was Yan Qing, and she was a very beautiful woman.
But I didn't do anything to her. I just bought two pieces of tofu every day and bargained with her to make her look familiar.
What's wrong with this?
At that moment, Duan Gui's face turned red and he said awkwardly: "Sir, this is the private matter of the villain. As the saying goes, men should marry when they are older and women should marry when they are older. Even if a villain likes Miss Yan Qing, it is not a sin. Xiao, The villain really doesn’t know where he went wrong.”
"You still have the nerve to say that you are shameless."
County Magistrate Lu glared at him fiercely: "I have heard about it. You see that this girl is so beautiful, but you go to harass her every day. You have completely disgraced our county government. You yourself Tell me what I have done to you people. Tell me, what can I do to you? You are so poor that a toad wants to eat swan meat, and I have become a local joke."
Duan Gui's face turned redder and he was speechless: "Sir, sir, we are indeed poor, but there is no law that stipulates that poor people cannot marry."
"Then you have to look in the mirror."
Lu Da spitted on the ground angrily, covered his forehead and said: "Duan Gui, Duan Gui, it's not my personal affairs that I want to ask you about. Don't you understand? It was Xi Shi who sued you. People say You spoke inappropriately, and I’m ashamed of you. For a poor guy like you, that’s what you called ‘Qing Qing’ too—”
"Ah, this-"
Duan Gui couldn't wait to find a place to get in. He really didn't expect that Yan Qing would look down on him so much and tell the magistrate such details.
Didn't he just fall in love with her and want to pursue her? This transaction was not done in a righteous way, so he wouldn't make himself look so bad no matter what.
"I heard that you also gave flowers to others. Damn, you deserve it. I don't know about your family's family conditions. It's good if you can have enough to eat."
"Do you know how much the betrothal gift for that Tofu Xishi is? Five hundred taels, let alone you, even I can't afford it. I really don't know what shit is in your head every day."
"Sir, you, you are disgraceful to gentleness——"
A man wants his face and a tree wants his skin. Duan Gui’s face is really unbearable.
"hehe."
Lu Zhao, who is fifty years old this year, is full of sarcasm.
"Insulting you, I also tell you that these words are really not insulting you, sir. These are the original words of Tofu Xishi. I just conveyed them to you. The reason why I didn't say it clearly was to save you face, so you still have to force me. Let me tell the truth, okay, then let’s tell the truth.”
Na Lu Zhao was not usually an arrogant official. He was short, thin, and had a mustache. He was usually cheerful towards people in the yamen.
Sometimes I would chat with the government officials.
I saw him coming over and sighing: "Duan Gui, Duan Gui, I only know about you. If Doufu Xishi hadn't told me, I would have been kept in the dark."
"I heard that you go to Yihongyuan to do odd jobs after work on weekdays. Oh my god, this is embarrassing enough. The girl told me that you actually carried urinals for those brothel girls. You, you ——”
Master Lu looked disgusted.
"no--"
Duan Gui remembered that he had indeed done such a thing, and he had done it often, but there was a reason for that, because he was paid two coins for carrying the urinal.
He was an honest man and his family was poor, so everyone in the brothel looked down upon him.
At first, an elderly girl, Sister Hong, wanted to humiliate him, so she offered him two coins to carry the urinal, but no one expected it, and Duan Gui actually agreed.
The reason was that Duan Gui's father was ill that day, and the family's money had been used up. He was eager to use the money to get medicine. Although he knew that Sister Hong was humiliating him, he just gritted his teeth, stamped his feet and closed his eyes to do it.
But he didn't expect that things got out of hand after that. The girls entertained him and asked him to empty the urinal. He had already made two taels of silver by this method.
The flowers he bought for Miss Yan Qing yesterday were spent on this money.
"Nothing, do you know what your nickname is?"
"A nickname?" Duan Gui was stunned. Does he actually have a nickname?
He really didn't know about this.
"Trash turtle, now everyone on the street knows about your deeds. Everyone is avoiding you and calling you a trash turtle. Do you understand?"
"Still do not know?"
Lu Zhao said angrily: "You went to pursue Doufu Xishi. Doufu Xishi felt that it was humiliating to know you, a loser, so they wanted to draw a clear line with you, so they sued you. In this way, no one would treat her badly. If you point fingers, people will look down on you!"
Duan Gui's heart skipped a beat.
An extreme sense of humiliation made his blood boil.
"Duan Gui, no matter what, you are still my subordinate. Master, I will not do anything to you. I just want to remind you that you must correct your identity and don't contact that tofu Xishi in the future. Go back."
Lu Zhao moved his sleeves like a fly.
"yes."
Duan Gui's face was burning hot, and he had no shame left anymore, so he turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute -" Lu Zhao suddenly said: "Don't embarrass the county government again, otherwise I won't let you do it, so you can take care of yourself."
