Zhao Jun started telling jokes about the Song Dynasty. He was too scared at that time. He had just experienced a mudslide and was blind. He was in an unfamiliar environment. He thought that the village chief might not like the Song Dynasty very much, so he told a joke to relieve his panic. .
As a result, I never expected that the old village chief was a fan of Zhao Guangyi. At that time, he thought that flattery was flattering. However, unexpectedly, even so, the old village chief still hoped that he would tell more Song Dynasty jokes.
After that, he asked twice, otherwise he would not talk about it, but the other party still insisted on talking about it.
Then Zhao Jun is welcome.
Zhao Jun was very unhappy with the old Zhao family. The Jin, Song and Qing dynasties were one of the three dynasties he hated the most. He didn't take the opportunity to tell some jokes about the Jin and Qing dynasties. It would be good to tell some jokes about the Song dynasty.
But because he was a fan of the Donkey Cart God of War, he could only take advantage of the old village chief's absence a few days ago to chat and amuse everyone.
The old village chief is back today, so of course he can't talk about donkey carts.
Then let’s talk about Mount Tai.
Taishan and Luoshui were two pairs of brothers in need. One was ruined by Sima Yi, and the other was dragged down by Song Zhenzong Zhao Heng to lower the value of Feng Chan.
Others who were granted the title of Taishan were all super-first-class emperors who ranked among the top ten emperors of all dynasties, such as Qin Shihuang, Emperor Wu of Han, and Emperor Guangwu. Li Zhi and Li Longji, who were slightly less powerful, were also considered first-class emperors and could be ranked in the top twenty.
What the hell is Song Zhenzong Zhao Huan doing?
After winning the battle and then signing a humiliating treaty, he actually had the nerve to be granted Zen status?
Although from an objective and neutral perspective, the Tanyuan Alliance achieved peace for the Song Dynasty with the Liao Kingdom for about a hundred years, and objectively helped the Song Dynasty recuperate and stabilize its internal situation.
But in essence, this is still a clause that humiliates the country. The phrase "Song Dynasty left Liao silver silk" in the treaty is not very harmful but extremely insulting.
Which of the other emperors didn't build a powerful empire and beat foreign enemies into obedience, so they had the nerve to go to Mount Tai.
Song Zhenzong was really a bit shameless.
More importantly, if he is a wise king, even if he signs this treaty, as long as he governs the world well and reaches the level of peace and prosperity, he may not be forced to go there.
However, his so-called "Reign of Xianping" did not last long at all. In the middle and later stages, he was obsessed with cultivating immortals, devoted himself to worship, whitewashed peace, built palaces and temples, wasted people and money, so that all his savings in the early period were squandered, and in his later years "The store inside is slightly exhausted."
Although Li Longji was relatively ugly in his later years, he was at least brilliant in his early years. He defeated Tubo externally and created a prosperous Kaiyuan era internally. He also established the Mohe Dudufu, Shiwei Dudufu, Heishui Dudufu, and Bohai Dudufu. In Chinese history, For the first time, the entire territory of the three northeastern provinces was included in the territory of China, and no one was beaten to the doorstep and forced to sign a treaty that would undermine the country's rights and humiliate the country.
That's why Zhao Jun told the joke about Zhao Heng's Feng Chan, and the original story was about Liu Mei and Zhang Taiwei's affair. He also adapted it. Firstly, he felt that the original story was too vulgar and could not be told to the elderly; secondly, he felt that it was too vulgar to tell the story to the elderly. The adaptation is more ironic.
The old village chief couldn't be a fan of Zhao Heng.
That would be outrageous.
However, what he didn't expect at this time was that Yan Shu's face was full of panic, because Zhao Zhen had turned away angrily.
He could only say "I'll see you again tomorrow" before leaving, and he quickly followed Zhao Zhen out.
Zhao Zhen walked very fast, and soon he ran to the Guanjia Hall, rushed inside and picked up a stool. Yan Shu thought that he was really going to beat Zhao Jun, so he hurriedly stopped him and said: "The officials calm down, the officials calm down!"
"Are you still angry?"
Zhao Zhen laughed angrily and said, "He has already started scolding my father, and he still wants me to calm down?"
"Officials, Zhao Jun only looks at us from the perspective of future generations and does not understand the inside story, so he is naturally biased."
Yan Shu said tactfully: "And this is not an excessive scolding, just a slight sarcasm. But he doesn't know how much benefit Zhenzong has brought to us by signing the alliance. This is where he is short-sighted."
"snort!"
Zhao Zhen snorted coldly and reluctantly put down the chair in his hand. In fact, he just wanted to smash the rocks outside to vent his anger, but now that Yan Shu persuaded him, he went along with the flow and pretended to go to hit Zhao Jun. He was persuaded by Yan Shu and said angrily. : "This guy is going too far. Tell him to stop talking in the future."
He wanted to listen to the Song Dynasty jokes before because he wanted to understand some of what happened later through the Song Dynasty jokes. In addition, he also wanted to know what future generations would think of their Song Dynasty.
As a result, Zhao Jun went too far.
When Zhao Jun talked about Zhao Guangyi, he actually had no idea.
Because when Zhao Guangyi died, it was still thirteen years before he was born. He had never seen his grandfather, so naturally there was no deep affection for him.
So he just said it, and Zhao Zhen could barely bear it.
But Zhao Zhen was already thirteen years old when Zhao Heng died. Zhao Heng was his only son, so he naturally loved him very much, so there was still a relatively pleasant time between father and son.
Now Zhao Jun turned his gun and started talking about his father Song Zhenzong, which naturally made Zhao Zhen very angry.
Even if Zhao Jun just sneered a little, it wouldn't work.
That was his biological father after all.
Yan Shu heard Zhao Zhen's words and smiled bitterly: "I asked him to continue speaking before. He asked me several times if I wanted to continue speaking. I insisted on him speaking. Now if he stops speaking, wouldn't it be reneging on his word? ? Officials, please bear with me a little longer."
"snort."
Zhao Zhen snorted again and said nothing, turning his head away from him.
Yan Shu pulled his sleeves and walked up to him as if coaxing a child and continued: "Guan, please think about it. After Zhao Jun's eyes recover, he learns that Guan can tolerate such rebellious jokes. How can he?" Don’t you want to be grateful to the officials? Doesn’t this prove the generosity of the officials and prove that he is truly worthy of the title of “the most benevolent monarch throughout the ages”?”
The most benevolent king of all time?
Zhao Zhen's ears twitched. When he heard this adjective, the cold expression on his face softened a little. He relaxed and said, "Forget it, let him continue talking nonsense. After his eyes recover, hum Hum, I will make him look good."
As he spoke, he hummed twice more to express his determination to say this. Apparently, he was already thinking that when Zhao Jun's eyes healed, he would see how he could hit him.
Yan Shu smiled and said: "This is the magnanimity of an official!"
"alright."
Zhao Zhen pushed Yan Shu away and scolded with a smile: "You old man, stop saying good things for him. You just said that Zhao Jun's eyes are about to recover. It won't be long before he can see. Think about what he will do after he sees it." Right? You can't stay in the palace all your life, it's outrageous."
After all, the palace is Zhao Zhen's residence, and even the prime ministers are not allowed to enter the harem. Now Zhao Jun not only lives here, but also allows the prime ministers to come here every day, which is really inappropriate.
Yan Shu said: "Although Zhao Jun hates the Song Dynasty, he is of the Zhao family's blood after all, and he will not watch the Song Dynasty die helplessly. After his eyes recover, he will definitely treat your majesty, the ancestor, with respect and respect. He arranged for a Bianliang person to have the status of a person. If both parents are dead, he can take the imperial examination and become an official."
"Um."
Zhao Zhen put his hands behind his back and walked slowly forward in the imperial garden of the back garden. He nodded and said, "Zhao Jun said that later generations no longer respect Confucianism and don't read the Four Books and Five Classics. Come to think of it, I'm afraid he won't even be able to memorize the Analects of Confucius." , can he pass the imperial examination?"
"Forehead......"
Yan Shu followed him, thought for a while and said: "Others who took the imperial examination have been familiar with scriptures since childhood. He is already in his twenties this year. It is too late to study again. How about the government giving him a person with the same background as a Jinshi?" "
"hehe."
Zhao Zhen turned his head and looked at Yan Shu, pointed at his own face, and laughed at himself: "This guy scolded me until my body was almost completely bruised. I also want to give him the same birthplace as a Jinshi and the same uncle. Why do you feel that I am really a bit mean?" the meaning of?"
"This is also an expedient measure, a stopgap measure."
Yan Shu smiled awkwardly.
You must know that the main method of entering an official position in the Song Dynasty was the imperial examination, but there were exceptions, that is, Men Yin and Ci Tong were born as Jinshi.
Born in Tong Jinshi, he actually did relatively poorly in the exam. It doesn't mean he couldn't pass the exam, but he just passed the exam and was ranked at the bottom, similar to Sun Shan.
The origin of "Gitong Jinshi" is different, and it is a special name. It means that a scholar failed to pass the Jinshi exam many times. The emperor thought that he was pitiful or really talented, so he gave him this status.
Therefore, in the Song Dynasty, sometimes there would be five Jia. The first Jia granted Jinshi and the rank of Wenlin Lang; the second Jia granted Jinshi and the title of Jinglang; the third Jia was a Jinshi, and the fourth Jia was a Jinshi. The fifth Jia was a Jinshi.
People who were given the same background as a Jinshi not only had a low position when they first entered the job, but were also more likely to be discriminated against. Zeng Guofan lost his temper because he was "like a wife, and he is a Jinshi".
But even so, in ancient feudal society, it was a gift from the imperial power. For ordinary scholars, it was a great honor, enough to honor the ancestors.
Now Zhao Zhen is insulted by Zhao Jun every day. After scolding him, he scolds his grandfather, and after scolding his grandfather, he scolds his father. Then, after Zhao Jun's eyes recover, he still has to go to the pole to grant others the status of Jinshi. It is really a bit self-indulgent. a feeling of.
Zhao Zhen himself felt very wronged.
However, as Yan Shu said, there is no way to make a stopgap measure.
After all, Zhao Jun's eyes will recover soon.
Next to the back garden are the Kunning Hall, Renming Hall, Ciyuan Hall and other palaces where the empresses and concubines of the Song Dynasty live. They are very close to Zhao Zhen's wives. It is indeed a bit outrageous to leave a man here.
And because of Zhao Jun's incident, Zhao Zhen has ordered the Houyuan to be closed and no one is allowed to enter or exit. The original guards of the Houyuan have been stationed there for a long time, and the old women and children who came in have also lived here for a long time. The queens and concubines cannot enter. Come.
In addition, the Imperial Palace of the Song Dynasty is actually not big. The main place for the concubines to play is in the back garden. Now that the back garden is closed, they have no place to play. These days, they often come to Zhao Zhen to act coquettishly and ask for relief, which gives Zhao Zhen a headache.
So Zhao Jun still has to move out of the palace in the future.
However, Zhao Zhen quickly thought of another question, frowned and said: "If Zhao Jun leaves the palace, what will happen to his safety in the future? The Song Dynasty can live without me, but now it cannot live without him."
Yan Shu thought for a while, then raised his hands and said, "How about sending the Imperial City Secretary to accompany him all the time, firstly to protect his safety, and secondly, of course..."
"hehe."
Zhao Zhen laughed and walked towards the harem in the distance.
I have been abstinent for more than a month recently. I haven't seen my Master Miao and Zhang Meiren for a long time. I miss them so much.
