In the chat group of You Ji Wang Board Game Club.
Dragon of Arakawa: Hahaha, this Hawaii is really comfortable. Come here for a free vacation with full board and lodging. You just need to find a little girl to verify whether she is awakened. Do more of this kind of work next time.
Dragon of Arakawa: Beach Bikini Picture.JPG, this must be a beautiful thing in Hawaii.
Dragon of Arakawa: Which of the great grievances chose to go to find that "Wu Ziming"? Did you encounter any weird rules?
Keqing (Qiao): Thank you for the invitation. I have encountered him and finally understand what the Riddler you said before is.
Dragon of Arakawa: Hahahahaha! It turns out to be you, hahahaha! Did the samurai duel? Or use some other means? Brother Keqing, you are actually the one who is wronged, hahaha!
Ke Qing (Qiao):......
Qiao Shuya remembered Brother Long and silently made a note in his notebook.
This grudge has been recorded! When Brother Long is unlucky, he will go back with a 360-degree joke.
Lying on the bed, Qiao Shuya threw away his phone. He felt so tired today.
Just want to show off.
And Brother Long is probably enjoying champagne juice and the long legs of his sister in a beach bikini in Hawaii now.
I wish I had chosen Hawaii earlier.
I hope something happens to Brother Long, Amen!
Qiao Shuya expressed his blessing in his heart.
It was already evening in Qiaoshua, but here in Hawaii, it was already a sunny morning.
The warm sunshine was shining on the beach. Brother Long put sunscreen on No. 4 and himself early, basking in the warm sunshine and drinking champagne. At this time, people were already coming and going on the Hawaiian beach.
Kiryu Ryoma has seen more than one blond elder sister who only barely covered her body in clothes, and even these elder sisters would wink at him when they passed by.
What a beautiful thing it is to come to Hawaii.
Although No. 4 soon pinched the soft flesh around his waist and twisted it hard several times.
But looking at the long-legged blond girl passing by, he still felt it was worth it.
Fortunately, I was quick and grabbed the best spot right away.
Even here, it is equivalent to a honeymoon trip to make up for the wedding.
Kiryu Ryoma took a sip of juice, raised his head on the lounge chair and said: "Waiter, bring me a cocktail. Put a small cup of vodka in the bullet cup, fill the remaining part with blue cola, and finally add a quarter of lemon juice. Three Q!”
"Okay sir, I'll be here soon."
Kiryu Ryoma continued to sit leisurely on the lounge chair, with No. 4 also wearing a swimsuit lying next to him.
Beautiful people, good wine and beaches, this trip to Hawaii is really the most profitable one I have ever had.
Kiryu Ryoma thought.
In the group, many people in the group were filled with hatred when they saw Brother Long holding No. 4 with one arm and holding a cocktail in the other, lying on a rocking chair and wearing gold-rimmed glasses.
Detective of the Wind: Fake Squid! Who advertises Paris as a romantic city where you can meet many rich and generous sisters? What am I here? I thought I was in Africa before the disaster.
Detective of the Wind: Is there a white sister? A maid? Is my sister wearing black stockings, white stockings, silk stockings, or fishnet stockings? Why does it feel like arriving at a plantation in the 1st arrondissement when leaving Paris?
Dragon of Arakawa: Haha.
Detective of the Wind: Damn it, I wish you all the best, and be careful of tsunamis and wildfires!
Kiryu Ryoma didn't care at all about the envy and jealousy of the people in the group.
They all started to feel jealous of themselves, but they liked seeing this expression of jealousy on other colleagues' faces.
Anyway, I am in Hawaii now. It is very safe here, the quality of the girls is also very high, and they cannot hit me. This Hawaii is the most comfortable place in the world.
The only accident that may occur is that there may be some tsunamis or wildfires during this period, but it is impossible for me to be so unlucky.
Thinking of this, Kiryu Ryoma smiled and continued to drink, but suddenly, there was a commotion on the entire beach, and a large number of people began to flee.
"What's wrong? Is there really a tsunami?" Kiryu Ryoma quickly stood up. He couldn't be so unlucky.
He raised his head and glanced at the sea, which was calm and without any ripples.
I was shocked. It wasn't a tsunami, so it wasn't a big problem. As a watcher, I had never seen anything like this.
Then he looked at the sky and found something was wrong. Why did the sky turn red?
Also, why does it smell like smoke?
He turned his head and almost dropped his sunglasses.
In the Hawaiian city behind him, towering flames soared into the sky, and thick smoke broke through the sky, dyeing the entire sky red and black.
I have never seen this scene before.
Oh ho, it’s over!
…
The next morning, Qiao Shuya received a phone call early.
"Um, President Qiao, let me ask you, did you do anything extraordinary yesterday?" A middle-aged man on the other side of the phone asked in a tangled tone.
"Is there any?" Qiao Shuya replied.
"That's no problem. I wish you a good time." After hanging up the phone, Qiao Shuya stood up and looked at the sunny sky.
Today is another day full of hope.
"Good morning, Aqiao." Yoshida Tsumugi saw Qiao Shuya who had just gotten up. She was also sitting next to the dressing mirror. She picked up a comb in her mouth and began to tie her hair into braids for ease of movement.
This hotel is for guests only, and it is a hotel directly under the Watcher Association here. Qiao Shuya and the others booked a large family room, about 100 square meters, with several rooms connected together.
So when he saw the monitor in front of the dressing table, Qiao Shuya was stunned for a moment.
At this time, she was only wearing a slim-fitting white shirt on top of her coat, but for some reason, it seemed that the buttons on the chest of the shirt were a little twisted, as if the buttons were suffering some kind of pain that life should not bear.
And as the squad leader tied up the braids little by little, the buttons seemed to gradually begin to wail.
"How about buying some clothes when we go to the night market stall in the evening?" Qiao Shuya asked tentatively.
"Huh? I bought this suit a few months ago. Have I gained weight again?" the squad leader suddenly said as if he was ashamed.
Qiao Shuya: "..."
He doesn't think it's a matter of gaining weight.
"Huahua, where are you going today? You are a local bear, tell me." From the other side, Yuan Zhi'ai's voice also came.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Although they are in the same district, the distance between my hometown and here is thousands of kilometers away." Lao Chen's voice also came. It also took out its mobile phone and started looking for some places to play on it.
"Why don't you go to the aquarium?" Lao Chen said.
"Ah, why don't you come here and go to the aquarium? You've already tasted enough at the aquarium in Tokyo Bay." Asakura Yui complained on the other side.
"There are penguins and seals in the aquarium here, and hundreds of seals here will gather together to pat their belly and play." Lao Chen said.
"Let's go and see penguins and seals!" The two little girls were instantly shocked by the news of hundreds of seals.
Although there are penguins and seals in the Tokyo Bay Aquarium, the numbers there are very small.
It's rare to find them in pairs, let alone hundreds.
When they traveled to District 2, they discovered the most different thing, that is, everything in District 2 is big and sophisticated. This is also a novel experience that the two of them who grew up in District 11 have never experienced at all.
But I have to say that in many cases, there is a different kind of beauty when there are many things.
Just like in Area 11, they could never imagine the scene of hundreds of seals patting their bellies together.
"Then I'll go find that kid Wu Ziming today. You guys have fun." Qiao Shuya finished washing, put on his most commonly used windbreaker and shirt, and waved.
"Well, your work went well too." The monitor returned.
"By the way, be careful about the penguins here, they may chase you and ask you if you want to be a QB." Qiao Shuya said teasingly, and then left the hotel.
He almost forgot that he was not here for tourism, but to recruit students.
When he went out, he was preparing to squeeze into the subway like an ordinary office worker. Then he suddenly thought of what happened yesterday. It was like he was suffering from PTSD. He also had a psychological shadow on the subway in District 2.
Hailing a taxi, he headed to the university.
Wu Ziming, male, 16 years old, had just finished the college entrance examination and was admitted to the computer department of a local school called Zhongchuan University.
The main reason is that he is a bit too young. He has already gone to college at the age of 16. According to the information, he is from the same school as Huang Wei yesterday?
But he was just a freshman, and Huang Wei was already a graduate student, so they probably wouldn't have much contact with each other.
Qiao Shuya thought like this and watched the taxi driver remain silent. He originally thought that the driver here should be very talkative, so he spoke up and said, "Master, what do you do?"
The taxi driver slowly stopped the car and waited in front of the red light. His eyes looked at Qiao Shuya with a look that was partly confused, partly dull, partly speechless, and partly puzzled.
Qiao Shuya: "..."
He suddenly felt as if he had asked a very stupid question.
"By the way, Master, what else are you wearing under these clothes?" Qiao Shuya quickly changed the subject.
"Here, stab-proof clothing." The driver returned casually.
"Ah? You guys wear stab-proof clothing when you go out?" Qiao Shuya was very confused and confused.
Is Area 2 in this parallel world like this?
"There is no other way. Alas, a colleague here picked up a girl a few days ago. In the middle of driving, the girl took out a knife and stabbed the colleague's neck several times. I heard that he has been sent to the hospital. The key is It’s a crime for a fellow traveler to pay compensation to that kid!” the driver said angrily.
"So we tried our best and bought bulletproof vests or stab-proof clothing. One of my colleagues reportedly took out the chainmail that had been treasured at home for hundreds of years. This was the only way to do it."
Qiao Shuya: "..."
"Master, are you wrong?" Qiao Shuya asked doubtfully, "The driver who was stabbed still has to pay compensation to the person who stabbed him?"
"Yes, that's just the way it is." The driver shrugged, "In this world..."
Qiao Shuya: "..."
Shocked Qiao Shuya for a hundred years.
"We're just ahead. Brother, are you not a local?" the driver asked casually.
"Oh, no." Qiao Shuya returned.
In his previous life, he was from Jiangnan, and in his current life, he is from subspace. Rounding off, he is half a Yabo person, so he cannot be considered a local.
"Then pay attention to the local rules. This is the last advice left by us old people." The driver sighed and said,
"Rule 1: Do not leave the range of the camera to contact them. If you cannot guarantee that you are under the camera, at least ensure that there are at least two other adults around."
"Rule 2: Never be alone with them. Even under the camera, keep a distance of more than two meters and keep your hands in the open."
"Rule 3: Never ask for any contact information from them, never accept any chats, if you have to ask, it must be in front of many people, and it is best to just write it down in a notebook."
"Rule 4: Never say harsh words to them, otherwise you may get entangled."
"Rule 5: After being entangled, leave as quickly as possible. Remember not to look back. Remember not to let them know your true identity. Hide if you can."
"Outlander, please remember these five rules, you must remember them!" the taxi driver said to Qiao Shuya with a gloomy face. He seemed to have these five rules in mind, and he had recited them at a very smooth speed just now.
Qiao Shuya was shocked.
"Is this a weird rule?" These five rules were used to restrict the social activities of men and women in the entire District 2, which shocked Qiao Shuya for a whole year.
"I also know the rules and weird talk, but I want to tell you that sometimes, people's hearts are more fearful than ghosts, so remember this! I also have a colleague who picked up an 8-year-old girl, and then the little girl came back The first time I got home, I got out of the car and yelled that I was touched and that I was perverted."
"Then, my colleague was also taken away by the rules." The driver lit a cigarette, with indescribable fear in his eyes.
"Isn't this too scary?" Qiao Shuya was shocked, "An 8-year-old child understands so much? How the hell is he 8 years old?"
"I didn't understand it so well at first, but a girl somewhere learned it and made a false accusation. Then it seemed that all the girls in the world learned it." The driver smiled bitterly, "After that, We have completely entered the era of weird rules here, that’s it, little brother, you should also abide by the rules and don’t get carried away.”
"Actually, there are extra rules for people like us who run around. Rule 6: Don't let any girls hitchhike. Only by abiding by these weird rules can we survive here and make a living."
"Okay, little brother, the place you want has arrived. I wish you a happy time here."
After the taxi driver finished speaking, he dropped Qiao Shuya at the entrance of Zhongchuan University and ran away.
Qiao Shuya: "..."
After following these five rules, Qiao Shuya felt that it would be impossible for him to be happy on this trip.
When he came to Area 2, he seemed to feel an unusual smell.
It felt like the entire Zone 2 was feeling tense.
It's not like the high pressure and decadence in District 11, but it's tense.
After the driver said what he just said, Qiao Shuya felt it. How to describe it?
It seems that the entire District 2 has been caught up in a super-large-scale strange rules story. Everyone seems to be just a pawn and cannon fodder in this strange rules story. Everyone has to abide by the rules of this strange story to survive.
Of course, it's not just that you won't get into trouble if you follow the rules. Just like the Huang Wei Qiao Shuya met on the tram yesterday, Qiao Shuya violated many strange rules at that time.
Among them, I violated Rules 3 and 4, so did I get into such trouble?
Qiao Shuya faced the taxi driver who was leaving and gave the talkative taxi man the courtesy of a watchman.
Thanks for this very important information. If I had known this information before yesterday, I might have been able to avoid the problem before it arose.
After Qiao Shuya figured it out, he strode into Zhongchuan University.
…
"Wu Ziming, the senior who was hanging on you was expelled from school, and she seems to have offended some big shot. This weird story was all ruined." A roommate said jokingly to Wu Ziming in the dormitory.
Wu Ziming adjusted his glasses. Perhaps he already knew the ending yesterday.
In the document that he checked, he saw something that he would never forget in his life. How could that guy who didn't seem much older than himself have such outrageous information...
Then he ran away quickly, and even kept trying to persuade his senior sister.
But the senior sister paid no attention to herself.
Wu Ziming scratched his chicken coop-like hair. He felt very sorry for his senior sister. He should not have been the Riddler at that time. He should have stated the interests to her. Then, in this way, the senior sister might not have this ending. He Maybe he has gained the favor of his senior sister.
"By the way, Wu Ziming, it seems that because of your senior sister, a new rule has been added to the weird talk." The roommate joked, "Rule 7: Don't take out your mobile phone and camera in front of them. It's crazy in the school and forum circles. ”
Wu Ziming: "..."
"Tell me, do you prefer seniors or art committee members? Let's call you a scumbag. You lick everyone very well and are full of affection. Call you a licker. You seem to like more than one person." Roommate. Speaking of.
"Who is a dog licker? Bah!" Wu Ziming quickly replied, "You are a dog licker. Your whole family is a dog licker. A licker cannot live in a house."
"Okay, you're not, you just like someone else." The roommate was speechless.
However, at this time, the literary and art committee member of his group said: "How about we have a social gathering today and let's go watch a movie?"
Many people in the group responded, including Wu Ziming.
"Well, Xiao Mingzi, you are responsible for registering the list of people and send it to me." The literary and art committee member continued.
"Dele!" Wu Ziming replied happily.
Yesterday I gave in to my senior sister, and now I only have a crooked neck tree left. I must take this opportunity to gain favorability from another senior sister.
"Wu Ziming, promise me not to be a licker." The roommate was really speechless, "Also, you have violated the rules of ghost stories."
"How can you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air? This is not licking, this is just a normal club activity." A crutch appeared in Wu Ziming's hand.
The last time the club watched a movie together, he sat next to the art committee member and watched Sherlock Holmes. The art committee member said that Sherlock Holmes' cane was very handsome and he wanted one very much.
He just bought one so that he could give it to her as a gift and serve as a clarion call for his confession.
…
At this time, after just receiving the information about this "Wu Ziming" from the association, Qiao Shuya was filled with questions.
Isn't this just an ordinary dog-licking college student?
With the same dog-licking character, he is not as infatuated with Brother Yamamoto. Are you sure he has become a watcher? Is the information false?
(End of chapter)
