Brother Long's expression suddenly turned as ugly as if he had eaten snow.
"Anyway, I really can't stand it anymore. I love you so much, but if I can't do it anymore, I will become a monk!" As he said that, Brother Long took out the "Prajna Heart Sutra" again and waved it in front of Qiao Shuya. He shook his head to show his determination.
"Wait, let me be healthy!" Qiao Shuya snatched the Heart Sutra in an instant and turned a page at will.
Why is the painting style of this thing so different from my Buddha?
"If you don't speak, you will use your strange power to confuse your spirit. If you don't speak, you will definitely use your strange power to disrupt your enemy's mind and mouth!"
Qiao Shuya: "..."
What kind of Buddhist scripture is this?
Why is the stuff inside so powerful?
"Give it back to me. This contains the great wisdom of my Buddha!" Brother Long snatched the book over in an instant and held it in his hand like a treasure. "You don't understand. Only those with wisdom can read it." My Buddha’s Heart Sutra.”
Qiao Shuya: "..."
Are you sure this thing is a Buddhist scripture?
"Where did you get this Heart Sutra?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"Siberia, that's where I met my Buddha. He saved us and gave me the supreme Heart Sutra." Long Ge said.
"You couldn't have been deceived by a fake monk, right?" Qiao Shuya's mind was filled with questions.
Brother Long became angry for a moment: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I have a predestined relationship with the Buddha. This is the proof that I have a predestined relationship with the Buddha. I also have a supreme cassock, but it is a pity that I have forgotten it."
"Qiao Shuya, I'm not going to compromise on Chigako anymore. I've really had enough of that woman!" Kiryu Ryoma finally left angrily and even passed by No. 4 without saying a word.
Apparently, while Qiao Shuya and the others were trying to find a way to blow up the Demon King's territory in the subspace, Brother Long and the young couple No. 4 had a quarrel. The quarrel might even be more violent this time, and Brother Long was ready to come to Qiao directly. Shua complained here.
It's a pity that Qiao Shuya is stationed at No. 4.
After all, as Ma Dongfeng said, the value of No. 4 cannot be compared to the ten Long brothers tied up. Although it seems that Long brother is useless, it is true.
Whether it is Uncle Li's subspace academy plan or the People's Federation's idea of making individual nuclear weapons to insert into subspace, this requires the cooperation of No. 4.
Even if we can study and understand how No. 4 masters the subspace rift, humans themselves will be able to actively control the rift. At that time, the value of this can be said to allow humans to officially sound the clarion call for counterattack.
In comparison, Brother Long's personal wishes are nothing in the eyes of the entire People's Federation.
but……
"Alas..." Qiao Shuya sighed. The young couple quarreled, and Brother Long lost his temper. He even got into trouble with himself, the current vice-president. Qiao Shuya only felt that one was bigger than the other.
Brother Long is not a person with a bad temper. On the contrary, his temper can be said to be extremely flexible. Otherwise, he would not be able to make friends with dozens of wives in Arakawa District at the same time.
This is the first time I've seen him angry. I guess among the two, the one with the bigger problem is No. 4.
Forget it, don’t think about this anymore, I am not a love spiritual mentor.
Qiao Shuya looked in the distance and found that No. 4 seemed to want to chase Brother Long, who was having a bad temper.
Half a month ago, the operation was completed on the 4th. The strange demon parts on the body were removed. The fungus tree parasites were dispelled by Qiaoshua's holy light. As for the disabled spine and legs, they were made by a mechanical watcher. A special prosthetic body has come out.
Now No. 4, apart from her mechanical leg and mechanical spine, is actually no different from a normal girl. At most, her psychology is a little extreme.
The wedding of the two is the day after tomorrow. Qiao Shuya just asks Brother Long to be more careful and not cause any trouble at the wedding.
The phone rang, and Qiao Shuya answered: "Hey, Uncle Li, I just finished my work here."
"I heard that you took your colleagues from the People's Federation to the subspace and then did a big job?" Uncle Li asked over the phone.
"Yes, we blew up the Demon King..." Qiao Shuya scratched his head.
Uncle Li: "..."
"The sub-nuclear level cloud explosive bomb used is estimated to have killed all the monsters below A-level, and many A-level monsters have also died." Qiao Shuya continued to add.
Uncle Li: "6..."
…
Shinjuku City, Weining Office.
Lao Chen, a bear and three fools on a sled, were playing around in the yard, as if they were the boss of the three fools on the sled.
And I don’t know what kind of disease it has, and it keeps barking "woof, woof, woof" all day long.
People don't know whether it is a panda or a dog.
Even after the three fools got tired of playing sledding, Lao Chen wrote a sign with his own hand and placed it at the door of Wei Ning's office.
"There is a vicious dog in the house, no entry allowed!" was hung at the entrance of the office. Pedestrians passing by looked over curiously and found that inside were three little puppy-level sled fools.
On the third floor, Yuan Zhi'ai started to moan while lying on the bed.
"You have to have a good lunch. Fortunately, nothing went wrong. Electric current will cause a variety of injuries after hitting the human body. One is generating heat, and the other is disrupting the body's nerve signals and may even stop the heart. Or It's very dangerous." Yoshida Tsumugi looked at Minamoto Ai on the bed, who was recovering from an electric shock yesterday, and sighed.
She also seemed to feel that it was not easy for Qiao Shuya to raise children, mainly because problem children were too worried.
Even Yuan Zhi'ai still has the neutral wire in his left hand and the live wire in his right hand, so the current must have passed through the heart.
If it hadn't been for the rapid tripping of the leakage protection switch at home, the squad leader would have guessed that Yuan Zhi'ai was not lying in bed moaning, but instead went to the hospital for cardiac pacing.
"I know, I know!" Yuan Zhi'ai hummed dissatisfied.
There is another old lady in the family who teaches me...
"Aqiao is busy with the association today, but he told me when he went out in the morning that I brought back these two books for you." The squad leader took out the bag and took out the two brand-new books inside. .
One "General Theory of Electromagnetism" and one "Electricity".
"Ah Qiao said that you should study hard and then try to conduct electricity yourself." Yoshida Tsumugi continued to convey Qiao Shuya's words, "If you have any questions, you can also go to Qiao Shuya. He said that he still Someone who knows something."
"I know, I know..." Yuan Zhi'ai responded.
"Also, eat well." The monitor finally reminded.
"I'm not a primary school student anymore!"
Yuan Zhi'ai always felt that she was being underestimated.
After Yoshida Tsumugi left, she looked at the food that was brought to her. It was the dishes from District 2. After switching to this woman to cook these days, Yuan Zhiai felt that she was about to become a District 2 person.
There are different kinds of District 2 dishes every day, and every one of them is praised by Lao Chen, the District 2 panda.
I kind of miss the taste of miso soup and wasabi.
Thinking about it, Yuan Zhi'ai finally picked up the two books. The first one she opened was "Electricity".
…
"Xiao Ai, let's go out and play together!" Asakura Yui's voice sounded from below the office.
"Okay, wait a minute!" Yuan Zhuai's voice came from the third floor.
Asakura Yui walked into the courtyard and looked at the panda Lao Chen who was meditating under the shade of a tree. She smiled and said hello.
At the same time, they were looking at the three sledding fools who were chewing the air in the courtyard, and their eyes suddenly lit up.
"White fox, is it a white fox?" Asakura Yui came to Samoyed's side and ruthlessly brushed up the snow-white hair of the Samoyed puppy.
"Ouch!" Samoyed enjoyed it very much and seemed to be responding, saying that he was really a white fox.
"Sister White Fox, hey hey~" Asakura Yui rubbed the Samoyed's head, feeling that she was several times happier today after rubbing the dog's head.
"Awww~"
"Let's go, get ready!" Yuan Zhi came out of home in a hurry and put on clothes that were easy to go out.
Yuan Zhiai looked at the Samoyed with his belly turned on the ground and said: "Silly dog!"
"Woof!" Samoyed seemed to understand, and immediately barked back.
"Hey, isn't this a white fox?" Asakura Yui's eyes suddenly lost their luster.
"What white fox?" Yuan Zhiai looked at the Samoyed and immediately covered his face, "This is a Samoyed, my stupid friend, is your head the same size as a paramecium? Or is it? When someone asks you, 'Which god is it from?', do you have to answer, 'Mother gave birth to it?'"
Asakura Yui: "Huh?"
Looking at her clear and stupid eyes, Yuan Zhiai knew that she might really answer "Mama gave birth to her".
The two of them were just about to go out to play. The monitor said, "Go home for dinner before dark!"
"knew!"
After the two left, Asakura Yui asked: "Where are we going to play today?"
The corners of Yuan Zhi'ai's mouth curled up. She had already thought about what she was going to do today.
"Today, we are going to steal electricity!" Yuan Zhiai smiled and took out a screwdriver and pliers from his pocket.
Asakura Yui: "???"
"Household circuits have leakage protection devices. As long as I use electricity to sense my ability, it will trip. So this time, I decided to go to the protection switch and the circuit to feel the glory of thunder again! It can also prevent household circuits from burning. Drop it." Yuan Zhi'ai continued, she felt like a genius.
"Would that be dangerous?" Asakura Yui asked.
"Don't worry, this is a 100V low-voltage line." Yuan Zhiai smiled.
The household circuits in District 11 use 100V low-voltage electricity, which is also a relatively common household voltage circuit in the world.
What she has to do is go behind the transformer and feel the higher voltage.
I just saw something new in the book "Electricity". In addition to left zero and right fire, which is called a single-phase short circuit, there is also a higher-level left and right hand holding live wires of different phases, which is called a phase-to-phase short circuit.
The current and damage caused by a phase-to-phase short circuit will be several times higher!
She found a good position. There are always creatures on the ground who want to face the brilliance of thunder, so why can't it be her?
"There is a short circuit between phases, Lei Gong helps me!"
…
"I'm back." Qiao Shuya returned home and collapsed on the sofa.
Work is so tiring today. The most tiring thing is the time I spent writing a report in the association after blowing up the subspace, and the trouble between Brother Long and No. 4.
He hasn't even figured out what's going on with him yet, so he still wants to be a love mentor to Brother Long. Isn't it nonsense?
"Welcome home, here." The squad leader handed over a can of ice-cold Coke.
Qiao Shuya suddenly felt filled with energy, and the fatigue of the day was swept away.
He turned on the TV and skillfully tuned to TV Tokyo.
"By the way, isn't Xiao Ai not here today?" Qiao Shuya asked.
"The little girl named Xiao Wei took Xiao Ai out to play at noon." Yoshida Tsumugi said and started to put on an apron. It was almost time to cook.
"Oh." Qiao Shuya just asked casually.
"Buzz!" The TV suddenly lost power and the lights in the house also went out.
"Boom!" There was an explosion not far away.
Qiao Shuya walked out of the house with questions on his head, and then found that other neighbors around him seemed to have power outages at home, so he started to go out to ask.
It looks like there's a power outage all around here.
"Could it be that the main security switch in the entire Taiwan area tripped? It shouldn't be?" Qiao Shuya said to himself doubtfully, "It exploded just now, or was there a short circuit somewhere and burned it?"
The occupational disease from his previous life recurred.
"Electrocuted, electrocuted, someone over there got electrocuted!" someone shouted on the street.
Qiao Shuya was confused and followed him over to watch the fun.
Then, he turned around and bumped into Minamoto Chiaki, whose hair turned into a hedgehog, and Asakura Yui, who looked frightened.
"What's wrong with you?" Qiao Shuya didn't understand what kind of performance art Xiao Ai was doing, "And why do you smell burnt?"
"I just lost myself on the road of life..." Yuan Zhiai replied.
"Godfather, Xiao Ai was stunned by the electric shock. Just now she kept shouting, 'It's done, today I'm done.'" Yui Asakura said.
Qiao Shuya still couldn't figure out that the cause of the power outage was most likely caused by this careless naughty boy in front of him.
"You, come up with some new tricks for me. It seems that the jeep really hit me less!" Qiao Shuya immediately rolled up his sleeves and prepared to take out the belt around his waist.
Seeing that his love has not yet faded, Qiao draws out the seven wolves.
…
On the other side, the Watchmen Association, the president's office.
"Dong dong dong" the knock on the door sounded.
"Come in."
The door opened, and it was Brother Long who came to the president's office. He sat directly on the seat in front of Uncle Li and said: "Teacher, I quit. Whoever wants to do Chiheko's affairs can do it. I just want to I’m going back to Arakawa Ward to continue working as my electrician.”
Uncle Li instantly stopped writing and leaned back.
"What's wrong? Aren't you getting married the day after tomorrow?" Uncle Li looked at Ryoma Kiryu. He was getting married the day after tomorrow. What kind of trouble is this careless guy going to do to himself?
"Marry? Get married! I've had enough of that crazy lolita now. She's a lunatic who lacks love, a transformed wife, and an outrageously possessive woman! You know, I'm just walking on the street After looking at a girl with black stockings, she jumped up on the spot and poked my eyes!" Brother Long suddenly vomited bitterness.
"She doesn't understand me at all, and she can't give me any feeling of love at all. She is just pathologically possessive and a lunatic! Look!"
Brother Long took off his clothes. There were a lot of teeth marks on his body, and many places seemed to be bleeding from the teeth.
Uncle Li: "..."
"I've had enough! I want to become a monk! I no longer have this worldly desire!" Brother Long shouted.
Uncle Li just said calmly: "Longma, this time you should regard it as an S-level mission or a lifelong mission. I will arrange a position for you as the president's assistant. You should work hard."
"No!" Kiryu Ryoma returned.
"Be obedient, this is the organization's arrangement! You are No. 4's only bond." Uncle Li said.
"Teacher, you will regret it!" Kiryu Ryoma clenched his hands into fists, shaking with anger, wondering why he had no human rights.
"Ryoma, I am the president!"
(End of chapter)
