Returning to my long-lost home in the evening, the moment I walked in and saw Xu Ying, I suddenly felt warm. Xu Ying was mopping the floor, wearing a white pajamas, exposing her round shoulders and two white thighs. Because she was bent over and her collar hung down, she had an unobstructed view of the scenery inside. Liu Wei'an was stunned for a second, and looked away when Xu Ying raised her head.
"Liu Wei'an, you're back. Have you eaten?" Xu Ying's face flashed with surprise.
"Have eaten, where are you? Huh? Where are Sister Zhang and Brother Zhou?" Liu Wei'an changed his shoes at the door and walked into the living room. He knew that Zhou Jie was busy playing "World of Warcraft", but Zhang Yan didn't have much at night. I usually watch TV in the living room.
"One of Zhou Jie's classmates had a birthday. The two of them went out and will probably come back later." Xu Ying put the mop on the balcony, walked over and asked, "Have you been home for so many days, has anything happened?"
"Well, something happened at home, but it doesn't matter, it's all solved." Liu Wei'an's eyes glanced at Xu Ying from time to time, "Are you okay at home?"
"I'll go to work after the holiday, everything is as usual." Xu Ying said with a smile, "I left a few rice dumplings for you, but you didn't come back for several days. Zhou Jie was worried. He just finished eating yesterday. If he had known you When you come back today, don’t let him eat it.”
"It's okay." Liu Wei'an showed a smile, "As long as you have the intention, I made a temporary decision to come back today."
"Why can't you get through on your phone?" Xu Ying was sitting on the sofa, her black and shiny hair hanging on the backrest.
"The battery is out." Liu Wei'an took out his mobile phone and saw that the screen was black.
"I read the news in Banshi County, Anyuan City, and it seems to be very chaotic there." Xu Ying asked with concern.
"It's always been a mess over there." Liu Wei'an smiled softly, "Human life is not valuable there."
"Does the government not care?" Xu Ying was made a little uncomfortable by his understatement.
"Some are unwilling to take care of it, and some are unable to take care of it." Liu Wei'an showed a sarcastic smile.
"What do you mean?" Xu Ying looked at him, feeling that he was a little strange this time out.
"It's nothing. It's no good knowing too much." Liu Wei'an smiled, "You don't want to go there anyway. It's a poor place. If you want to travel, it's best to choose the earth."
"I heard from the authorities that there was an earthquake over there. But many people spread that it was an explosion. Is there going to be a war over there?" Xu Ying asked uneasily.
"Want to know?" Liu Wei'an hooked his fingers, "Come closer and I'll tell you, I happen to know."
Affected by his mysterious expression, Xu Ying leaned over involuntarily, but she immediately felt something was wrong. The two of them were sitting side by side. As soon as she leaned over, her waist was slightly bent, and her collar hung down naturally. Everything inside was visible. After a while, he shrank back to the sofa as if he was electrocuted, and said with a blushing face: "Be more honest."
Liu Wei'an regretfully moved his eyes away from his collar, but he did not move too far. Instead, he lingered at those two points. The pajamas were very thin. Did she wear underwear underneath? Those two points were bulging. There is an obvious mark on the top of the pajamas, like a bamboo shoot trying to break out of the ground, tenacious and strong. He said: "The earthquake must be a lie. Has anyone seen an earthquake and a mushroom cloud? There was a bomb that was dropped somewhere many years ago. It exploded accidentally. It was so powerful that it made people feel Earthquakes are actually not a big deal. There may be wars, but they will definitely not be because of this incident."
"But -" Xu Ying's expression was cautious, "I heard that bombers were dispatched. If there is no battlefield, do bombers need to be dispatched?"
"Who did you listen to?" Liu Wei'an asked.
"As I saw in the circle of friends, someone posted pictures, but not long after, these pictures were all deleted," Xu Ying said.
Liu Wei'an's eyes flashed sharply, and then he said nonchalantly: "Bombers do not represent war. This is the same as you don't have to take off your clothes to sleep."
"Who told you that?" Xu Ying spat.
"It's a fine evening, just the two of us at home, talking about killings, battle formations, and corpses. It's so disgraceful." Liu Wei'an looked at Xu Ying, "Don't you think so?"
"Otherwise, what are we talking about?" Xu Ying regretted it as soon as she said it. This sentence was like throwing sparks into hot oil. The atmosphere suddenly changed because of this sentence, becoming more charming and pink. breath.
"Let me read your palm for you." Liu Wei'an straightened up and moved a little closer to Xu Ying.
"You still have research on this?" Xu Ying was quite amused. This excuse was too bad, but for some reason, she didn't feel disgusted and extended her hand.
Liu Wei'an held her hand, and the first thing he felt was warmth. Xu Ying's hand was very warm, with slender fingers that looked thin but were full of elasticity to the touch. The palms were different from the white on the legs and arms. They were very rosy and had fine lines. This was the first time he looked at a woman's hands so carefully. At first, he just made an excuse, but upon closer inspection, he suddenly discovered that hands can be like this too. Alluring, like a work of art.
She stretched out her index finger and rubbed it gently. It was smooth and smooth, with an excellent touch. Although Xu Ying's family conditions were good, she basically did the housework by herself, such as washing, cooking, mopping the floor and washing dishes. Strangely, these labors were not done in her There are no traces left on the hands, and the nails are neatly trimmed, as if they have been trimmed for a month and a half. There is no nail polish applied on them, so they are natural and fresh.
"It's so itchy." Xu Ying couldn't help laughing, "Hey, what did you notice after looking at it for a long time?"
"My skill is still relatively shallow, and I can only see a little bit of things for the time being." Liu Wei'an raised his head and said seriously: "Although it is a small problem, you must pay attention to it, otherwise, it will affect your body."
"What's the problem?" Xu Yingming knew he was talking nonsense, but his expression was too serious, and she couldn't help but feel a little panicked.
"I see from your marriage line that you are still single." Liu Wei'an said in a low tone.
"Nonsense" Xu Ying spat and refused to admit it.
"I also saw that you are a virgin." Liu Wei'an said shockingly.
"What does this have to do with being single?" Xu Ying's face was a little red. She was very shy when a man held her hand and told her that she was a virgin.
"The relationship is so big. If you have a boyfriend, how can you still be a virgin?" Liu Wei'an said matter-of-factly.
"Can't you keep it until the wedding night?" Xu Yingqiang said scornfully, "What kind of logic do you have?"
"Facing a beauty like you who dresses like this every day, not to mention in the same bed, even under the same roof, you can't help it. Tell me, if there really is such a boyfriend, can he stand it? If this is the case, The fact that the situation is bearable can only show that he is a kind of person." Liu Wei'an said.
"Who?" Xu Ying couldn't help but ask.
"Eunuch."
"You are the eunuch." Xu Yingfen's face turned red and she spat.
"How dare you say that to me." Liu Wei'an was furious, "This is a serious insult to me."
As soon as Xu Ying said the words, she knew that the joke was too big, but she didn't know how to save it. She bit her lower lip and was at a loss. "I am a pure man, you can insult my personality, but you cannot insult my character, understand?" Liu Wei'an said angrily.
"You are a man, you are just a little boy." Xu Ying knew that she was playing with fire by saying this, but she still couldn't help but say it.
"Really?" Liu Wei'an leaned forward and approached Xu Ying. Their lips almost touched each other before he stopped and said slowly: "Even for a boy, it's scary to be angry."
The breath that came out of Liu Wei'an's mouth made Xu Ying's face immediately turn red. She was inexplicably panicked and leaned back hard, but even with the sofa behind her, she couldn't retreat at all. She forced herself to calm down: "Why are you so eager to prove yourself? No What are children? Only children can prove themselves to adults."
"It makes sense." Liu Wei'an still held Xu Ying's hand with one hand to prevent her from taking it away, and supported the sofa with the other hand. "I will tell you a joke. If you don't laugh, I will I forgive you, but if you laugh, you have to—"
"What are you going to do?" Xu Yingming couldn't help but cooperate.
Liu Wei'an glanced at the red lips that looked like rose petals, resisted the desire to kiss her and said, "Speaking of which, a woman had just given birth to a baby. During her confinement period, a group of best friends came to visit. One of the best friends came over and said, ' Wow, he looks like your husband!', and another best friend followed: 'Yes, they look very similar, especially when they are feeding, their eyes are so thoughtful!' Suddenly, everyone was silent."
"It's over?" Xu Ying looked at Liu Wei'an with a pair of innocent eyes.
Liu Wei'an stared at her for a long time. Is this joke so cold? Finally, he said feebly: "Okay, this joke is not funny, I will change it." After a while, he said: "At night, on the last bus, a woman in white was sitting in the last row. The driver looked in the rearview mirror and saw that the woman was gone. , Surprise! I stopped suddenly and looked back, and there was the person sitting there. I continued to drive and looked in the rearview mirror, but the woman was not there. I stopped suddenly and looked back, and the woman appeared again. I continued to drive and looked in the rearview mirror, and there was no woman! I stopped suddenly, and the woman was walking slowly. Her hair was messy and her face was covered with blood, and she said in a low voice, 'I'll make you an immortal, my mother——'"
"Rogue." Xu Ying suddenly laughed. Liu Wei'an was stunned and stared at her for a few seconds, "Why are you laughing? You haven't reached your climax yet."
"I was laughing at the joke just now." Xu Ying blushed and said, "That best friend is not a serious person."
Liu Wei'an was speechless, and after a while he said: "Sister, your reaction speed...besides, that was a joke, okay?"
"You are not a serious person either." Xu Ying glared at him.
"Are you still telling the joke?" Liu Wei'an couldn't laugh or cry.
"Go ahead, but no dirty jokes are allowed." Xu Ying said fiercely.
"I don't want to hear anymore. I just remember that dirty joke." It took a lot of effort to brew up some emotions, but it was all wasted. Liu Wei'an said dryly: "I just heard the woman say, 'I'm an immortal, I and you Do you have any grudges? As soon as I tied my shoelaces, you braked suddenly. As soon as I tied my shoelaces, you braked suddenly, causing me to bleed from the forehead."
"Pfft!" Xu Ying reacted quickly this time and was overjoyed. Two pear dimples loomed, and the warm breath with a woman's unique fragrance sprayed on his face. Liu Wei'an felt hot and couldn't help but put his head up. At this moment, he heard the sound of unlocking the door. He was startled and stood up. As soon as he sat down, he saw Zhang Yan and Zhou Jie walking in.
"Liu Wei'an, you're back. When did you come back?" Zhang Yan shouted in surprise.
"I came back soon." Liu Wei'an was a little annoyed and almost kissed her, but it was a pity. When Xu Ying saw this, she secretly covered her mouth and smiled, her eyes curling up.
