Zhang Feide glared at him and muttered: "Second brother, why don't you have a sense of humor? Am I not joking?"
Suddenly, he raised his voice and shouted: "Ah, if you survive the catastrophe, you will be blessed later!"
Zhang Feide yelled, like a bolt from the blue, which startled Guan Wenchang and Jiang Yueqin. Jiang Yueqin was so angry that she chased him, patted the bump on his forehead, and scolded: "Zhang Feide, you're screaming What are you talking about? It’s so scary, it’s really inexplicable!”
"Ouch, it hurts me so much!"
Zhang Feide touched the horn-shaped bump on his head and ran away. Jiang Yueqin chased after him without mercy. After the disaster, he was in a particularly good mood and lost his childlike innocence. Xue Wuhen and Guan Wenchang also laughed and chased after him.
Under Tiandao Peak, there is a deep valley with unfathomable depth. Looking up, I can only see steaming clouds and mist, unable to see the sky.
But below the valley floor, there is a cave, full of strange rocks, and a deep and quiet valley. There are not only flowing water, old pines with curly beards, but also exotic flowers and grasses, and colorful fallen flowers.
Zhang Feide covered the swelling on his forehead and just ran forward recklessly without looking at the road.
Suddenly his vision went dark, there was a bang, stars were falling in front of his eyes, and the swelling on his forehead was even more painful. Zhang Feide thought he had hit a stone wall. He opened his eyes quickly and saw that there was nothing in front of him, and there was no stone wall. He couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? What happened to me?"
At this time, someone suddenly heard someone scolding: "Hey, you are the ghost. You daredevil, what are you doing so recklessly? You killed me!"
Zhang Feide was startled, and turned around quickly to look around. Except for the three people from Xueguanjiang who were chasing after him, there was no one else. He thought he had hit something evil, so he was so frightened that he ran away with his head in his hands, and rushed forward because He found a few piles of dead bones at the bottom of the valley, and thought it was the sound made by these dead bones.
With the sound of a flutter, something on the ground spread its wings and flew up, with auspicious colors and shimmering rays of sunshine. Another person scolded in an old-fashioned way: "Oh, you big bastard, do you want to trample me to death? You don't even look at the road!"
Zhang Feide took a closer look and discovered that there was a bird flying in front. The bird had gorgeous feathers, colorful colors, and shining rays of light. It was an unusually beautiful bird. Zhang Feide thought it was a talking parrot and said, "Huh? It turns out to be a myna." Oh, you bad bird, how dare you scold me? Believe it or not, I will punch you to death!"
The bird immediately retorted and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Bah, bah, bah, you are the myna! Huh, how unreasonable is it to call me by such an old-fashioned and tacky name?
This young lady is as beautiful as a flower and a fairy. Do you think I am a myna? You are too rude and ignorant, and you are still the eighth wife! "
Although the colorful bird was cursing, its voice was clear and crisp, like pearls falling on a jade plate, tinkling, and it was extremely pleasant to the ear.
The swelling on Zhang Feide's forehead hurt unbearably. He was already angry, but now he was actually scolded by a bird, saying that he was a big boss and a bitch. He couldn't help but feel angry. He punched him and shouted: "You're such a bastard." You're just a broken bird, you're really annoying, let's see if I don't beat you to death!"
He punched out, the wind roared, and he thought he could injure the colorful bird.
Unexpectedly, the colorful bird spread its wings and flew up, opened its mouth, and with a hiss, suddenly spit out a slender wind blade, like a transparent long sword, and slashed down!
"ah?"
Zhang Feide exclaimed, and felt a burst of pain. He found that his fist was bleeding and had been cut by the wind blade!
"That's awesome!" Zhang Feide couldn't help shouting and running away with his head in his hands.
"You know how powerful you are, right? You, a big black pig, actually dare to mess with this lady? Humph, let's see how I deal with you, a tough guy!"
The colorful bird refused to let go, spread its wings and flew, its gorgeous wings drew streaks of colorful light, like a chicken pecking at rice. It used its sharp beak to peck at Zhang Feide's head, pecking blood dripping from it. The big swollen bump was followed by several smaller fleshy bumps, which looked nondescript and extremely funny.
Xue Wuhen flew over from behind, and happened to see the colorful bird scolding and attacking Zhang Feide. Seeing its colorful feathers and several slender green feathers at its tail, he thought it was a five-color Luan bird.
Suddenly, he remembered the extremely rare spiritual bird that Master Situ Jian once told him about when he was on Lonely Mountain, and he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Oh? The legendary heavenly spiritual bird really does exist in the world?"
"What? Isn't that a parrot or some kind of luan bird? Why is it called a heavenly bird?"
Jiang Yueqin followed and flew over, looking at the bird with colorful feathers, her beautiful eyes full of curiosity.
Xue Wuhen said: "I heard from my master that the Sky Spirit Bird is a kind of spiritual bird, smarter than a parrot. Not only can they talk, some of them can also practice skills. This colorful bird actually spit out a wind blade to attack the third brother. Come to think of it, It must be a heavenly bird!”
The colorful bird was attacking Zhang Feide with both its mouth and claws. After hearing Xue Wuhen's words, it immediately turned around and flew over, happily saying: "Ah ha, handsome man, you're good at it. You know that this lady is a heavenly spirit bird. Yeah, kiss me first." !”
The Sky Spirit Bird drew a dazzling light, spread its wings and flew over, kissed Xue Wuhen's face with its long and slender beak, and then stood happily on Xue Wuhen's shoulders, with a pair of smart and charming eyes. The god's little eyes stared at Xue Wuhen, obviously very interested in this elegant young man in white.
Seeing that the Tianling Bird actually kissed Xue Wuhen, Jiang Yueqin couldn't help but exclaimed: "Oh, you bird, how can you do this? It's illegal for you to do this!"
The Heavenly Spirit Bird blinked its bright little eyes, smiled sweetly and said: "Little girl, don't worry, humans and birds cannot combine. I will not steal love or your lover with a knife!"
"What? Call me little girl? Isn't it too old-fashioned for a bird to call me that?"
Jiang Yueqin was furious, and Guan Wenchang found it unbelievable, but Zhang Feide touched the wounds on his head and fists, staring at the Sky Spirit Bird with some annoyance, wishing he could slap it to death.
Seeing Zhang Feide's expression, Tian Lingniao opened its little mouth and shot out a transparent wind blade, disdainfully saying: "Big boss, come on, don't you accept it? If you don't accept it, let your horse come over and let's fight for three hundred rounds!"
Having suffered a big loss before, Zhang Feide was already prepared. When he saw the wind blade coming, he jumped up and dodged it like a dog.
The wind blade failed to hit Zhang Feide and hit a branch nearby. With a click, it actually cut off the branch and fell down with a rumble. Guan and Zhang couldn't help but change their expressions in shock, secretly thinking that it was powerful!
"Haha? A little bird actually challenged the tall and mighty Zhang Feide?" Jiang Yueqin chuckled and her eyes widened in surprise.
"Oh? His name is Zhang Feide? It turns out that this tough guy is Big Lao Zhang, so he's not that big of a deal, bah." Tian Lingniao muttered.
Xue Wuhen reached out and stroked the colorful feathers of the Sky Spirit Bird, and said with a smile: "You are a very humorous bird, haha!"
Tian Lingniao raised his little head, put on a cool expression, and said proudly: "Of course, this is necessary!
Well, um... This girl is not only funny, but also very knowledgeable and eloquent. She can recite poems and write poems. If you don’t believe me, I will recite a poem for you. "
The Heavenly Spirit Bird chirped, coughed, cleared its throat, and actually shook its head and recited Li Bai's "Come into the Wine": "Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns;
Don’t you see, the bright mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening is snow, life is full of joy, don’t do it... don’t do anything? "
A bird can actually recite poetry? Xueguan Zhang and Jiang Yueqin were both amazed and stared at this gorgeous and picturesque bird.
Seeing that it was stuck in the shell for a while, and could not remember the following verses, Xue Wuhen continued to chant: "To be successful in life, you must have all the joy, don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon, I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will come back after all the gold is gone..." …”
"Ah ha, you can also recite poetry, you are so handsome!"
The Heavenly Spirit Bird was like a naughty boy, dancing for joy, raising its neck, and then continued the following verses, chanting in a mellow tone: "It is fun to cook sheep and slaughter cattle, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time. Master Cen, Dan Qiu Students, when you are about to drink, don’t stop drinking. I will sing a song with you, please listen to me. Bells, drums, food and jade are not expensive, but I hope I will never wake up after being drunk for a long time..."
This kind of scene where man and bird exchange poems is rare in ancient and modern times. Guan, Zhang Qiner and three others were dumbfounded when they saw it!
After reading a poem, Tian Lingniao happily said to Xue Wuhen: "Handsome boy, do you also know Mi Bai's poems? Hehe, Mi Bai's "General Wine" is so good! Oh, I finally met a close friend, You are so talented, I love you so much!"
It was hard to find a soulmate, and the Heavenly Spirit Bird was so excited that it couldn't help but put its wings around Xue Wuhen's neck, and kissed her passionately, which made Xue Wuhen feel embarrassed. The expression on Jiang Yueqin's face was also strange.
After it calmed down, Xue Wuhen corrected him: "Tian Lingniao, the poem we recited just now was written by Li Bai about entering the wine.
Remember, it’s Li Bai, not Mi Bai; it’s Jiang Jin wine, not Jiang Jiang wine! "
"Oh, what about this?"
The Heavenly Spirit Bird's voice sounded like a wind chime. It shook its head and said carelessly: "Are Li Bai rice white, Jiang Jin wine and Jiang Jiang wine all the same? Don't worry about these details, just understand it by heart!"
Inexplicably, the Sky Spirit Bird actually felt sympathy for Xue Wuhen, patted Xue Wuhen with its gorgeous and soft wings, and asked sweetly: "Handsome guy, what is your name? From now on, call me Ling. That’s fine, there’s no need to call him the Heavenly Spirit Bird, that would look out of place, right?”
"Okay, my name is Xue Wuhen, let me call you Ling'er."
Tian Lingniao was in high spirits, as if he had been a good friend for many years. He patted Xue Wuhen on the shoulder and said, "Brother Hen, we hit it off right away. Let's go, I'll give you a meeting gift!"
What? Brother Hen? Calling so affectionately? Jiang Yueqin couldn't help but feel a little jealous, and felt a little sour in her heart.
The Sky Spirit Bird spread its wings and flew, leading Xue Wuhen and the four of them through the vast valley bottom. This bird is quite aware of human nature. When he saw Jiang Yueqin's expression, he turned back to her and said, "Little girl, don't be jealous. Brother Hen and I hit it off right away. We just feel sympathy for each other. I have no other thoughts about him. Don't be so petty." , when the time comes, I will give you another gift, which can help you step into a new realm, make you reborn and reach a higher level. This is a great opportunity!"
