Master Cien looked up at the sky with long eyes, and continued to tell the story of the past: "However, although the poor monk encountered an unexpected event at that time and his life was hanging by a thread, he was also a blessing in disguise.
It was precisely because Lao Na had lost all his martial arts and severed his muscles and veins that he was able to practice Shaolin's secret art of Yi Jin Jing, and the progress was so rapid that it was beyond my expectation. After practicing Yi Jin Jing, in just two months, not only did the poor monk's body recover, He recovered his original martial arts, and actually broke through and was promoted to the Martial King realm!
Hey, as the saying goes, blessings depend on disasters, and disasters depend on blessings. Fortunes and disasters depend on each other, and the cycle continues! "
"well!"
With a sigh, Master Ci'en stroked his broken arm and couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly: "Tonight, although the poor monk got a blessing in disguise and broke through and was promoted to the Martial King Realm, before he had time to be happy, he was attacked by Mercy again at the vicious hands of his fellow disciples. Cutting off an arm is really God’s will, what a fate!”
Xue Wuhen didn't know what to say about what happened to the abbot of Shaolin. However, Jiang Yueqin, who was cute and considerate, seemed to be coaxing a child. She opened her mouth and chirped and said many heart-warming words. , so that the Shaolin abbot also wiped away his sadness and laughed happily.
Immediately, Master Cien, the abbot, invited the three of them, Xueguanjiang, as their master, to be guests in Shaolin to express their friendship as landlords.
After all, Xue Wuhen's master once saved Master Ci'en's life. He is a benefactor and must be treated well.
When the old monk Ci En went crazy, fortunately Xue Wuhen kicked Merci in the face without thinking about his own safety. Otherwise, the consequences would have been disastrous. Master Ci En might not only have lost an arm, but his life might have been in danger!
Therefore, due to emotions and reasons, as the abbot of Shaolin, Master Cien must show his friendship as a landlord and treat Xue Wuhen and the others well.
At the same time, after learning that Xue Wuhen had another brother who was missing, Master Cien sent Shaolin disciples to help find Zhang Feide, allowing the three of Xue Guanjiang to wait with peace of mind.
Xue Wuhen thought that this was fine. There were many people in the Shaolin Temple. It would be better to have them help with the search than to search aimlessly like a headless fly. He might as well sit on the Diaoyutai and wait for news about his third brother Zhang Feide. , so he stayed temporarily in Shaolin Temple.
The Shaolin Temple does not accept female guests and cannot allow women to stay in Shaolin, so they planned to let Jiang Yueqin stay in a private house near the Shaolin Temple at night and allow her to come to the Shaolin Temple during the day.
That night, Xueguanjiang and the other three accompanied the abbot to drink tea, talk about Taoism, play chess and chat about everything.
Gradually, Xue Wuhen and the other two became close friends with the Shaolin abbot.
During this time of studying Zen and Taoism in Shaolin Temple, Xue Wuhen benefited a lot and learned and comprehended many things.
As the sworn eldest brother of the new generation of Taoyuan Three, Xue Wuhen searched everywhere for his third brother Zhang Feide.
Who knows, Zhang Feide has another experience. Moreover, this encounter is very weird and full of fun, making people laugh and cry.
After being dispersed by the Shaolin monks that evening, Zhang Feide ran around alone, looking for Xue Wuhen, Guan Wenchang and Jiang Yueqin.
However, it was dark at that time, and even after searching for a long time, they could not find Xue Wuhen and the others.
At that time, Zhang Feide was hungry, thirsty and tired. He was so careless that he didn't care about anything, so he took out the good man's wine and drank one jar after another. He didn't realize that he was very drunk.
Zhang Feide was in a daze, even more tired and yawning, so he wanted to find a place to sleep.
After stumbling for a while, I saw a house in front of me. No matter who lived in it, I rushed in, found a bed and fell asleep.
Zhang Feide fell asleep so well that he didn't realize it was already dawn. When he opened his eyes happily and wanted to appreciate the soft morning light, the scene in front of him made him dumbfounded and he immediately took a breath!
It turned out that he was actually sleeping with a bald man in his arms!
And if this bald-headed monk was a male monk, it would be fine, but it should not be the case, but it happened to be a bald-headed female nun, which would be fatal!
At that time, Zhang Feide's head buzzed and he almost fainted!
Oh my god, what does this mean? Why do I sleep with a nun in my arms? Is this a nunnery? Why did the old man come to the nunnery?
His grandma's, this is not bad, it is really the most ridiculous thing in the world! Earlier I called Sha Wuneng an evil monk. It seems that I am even more evil than him, even worse than a beast!
At the same time, the female nun also woke up. When she opened her eyes, she suddenly saw Zhang Feide with a leopard head and eyes and a steel beard hugging her. She thought it was Zhang Fei from the Three Kingdoms era. Unexpectedly, she was stunned and shocked. He shouted: "Ah? Help, Zhang Fei is a hooligan!"
"Oh, this is okay, but it's terrible!"
Zhang Feide quickly covered the nun's mouth and said repeatedly: "Hey, hey, hey, don't shout, don't scream. I am the living Zhang Feide, not the dead Zhang Fei. Don't scream, it will kill people!"
The nun's eyes suddenly lit up, she broke away from Zhang Feide's big hand, and said with surprise and joy: "Ah? Zhang Feide? Are you Zhang Feide, the three sworn brothers in Taoyuan? Are Xue Wuhen and Guan Wenchang your eldest and second brothers?"
Well, there is a door!
After listening to the nun's words, Zhang Feide must have known about Xueguan Zhang's deeds, so he stood up and explained as if coaxing a child: "Little... nun, let me tell you something, I didn't... didn't mean to What offends you is that I was separated from my eldest and second brothers because of a fight with the monks in Shaolin Temple. I was thirsty and tired last night, so I drank a few jars of old wine and fell into a daze. I don’t know why I ended up lying on this bed. , please don’t blame me, I’m not a bad person!”
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Feide rolled his big eyes, patted his head and yelled: "Oh, it's so embarrassing, why did you go to sleep in a nunnery? And he even slept with a bald nun in his arms, How decent is this? If others knew about it, wouldn’t they laugh out loud?
Oh my god, this is so troublesome, my head hurts just thinking about it! "
After hearing this, the nun, who was originally frightened and angry, couldn't help but burst into laughter. Her big eyes were bright, cute, and charming.
However, to think that as a monk, I was actually being held to sleep by a stranger and a big man, this is so ridiculous and embarrassing, it is simply a strange thing in the world!
The nun thought about it, feeling that she had no face to see people and had no way to survive. Tears fell like pearls in strings. Unconsciously she started crying, jumped up, and hit the wall with her head. Fortunately, Zhang Feide had quick hands and eyes, and he Hold her back so she doesn't kill herself by running into the wall.
Due to excessive force, a round stone stepped on their feet. The two of them fell down and hugged each other again!
What's even more unbelievable is that when he fell down, Zhang Feide was actually pressed on the nun's body, touching each other eye to eye and mouth to mouth!
In fact, this nun is not old. She is still a girl of seventeen or eighteen years old, a young lady with youthful vitality, and she is also quite beautiful and charming. Zhang Feide was lucky enough to be able to have close contact with such a girl.
However, Zhang Feide couldn't bear that kind of unique style and tenderness. When they fell down, one of Zhang Feide's big hands happened to be pressing on the nun's chest. Zhang Feide was like pressing on a landmine. He was so scared that he jumped up and screamed. He stood up and shouted like crazy:
"Oh my God, my earth, I acted like a hooligan again, people are dead!"
While shouting, he actually hit the wall with his head. With a rumble, a big hole was made in the wall, but Zhang Feide was completely fine!
Zhang Feide's astonishing move shocked the nun, but she soon became angry and said: "Hey, hey, Zhang Feide, you broke through the wall, what will I do if my master comes back and scolds me?"
"Haha? Do you still have a master?"
The nun glared at Zhang Feide and said angrily: "Of course I have a master. My master went out to do business, and I was bored alone in the temple, so I practiced all day long. I was so tired from practicing that I slept until midnight, you I didn’t even know the bastard broke in, and what’s even more hateful is that you actually ran to the bed and hugged me... oh, how embarrassing!”
As the nun spoke, a blush appeared on her pretty face, and she lowered her head shyly, not daring to look at Zhang Feide.
At this moment, a cockroach came out from the corner of the wall. Maybe it was attracted by Zhang Feide's smell, and actually ran towards Zhang Feide.
When Zhang Feide saw it, he was as scared as if he had seen a poisonous snake and beast. He screamed and ran all over the room to avoid the cockroach.
When I heard Zhang Feide yelling at first, the nun was startled. She thought some poisonous snake had come in!
When she saw that it was just a little cockroach, she scared the tall and mighty Zhang Feide to such an extent that she laughed out loud. She thought he was really interesting. How could such a brave person be afraid of a little cockroach? What about the little cockroaches? It’s really ridiculous, I can’t laugh or cry!
But the next moment, the nun couldn't laugh anymore. Zhang Feide, who had nowhere to escape, actually ran onto her back, danced and shouted: "Oh my God, it's terrible, people are dead!"
Zhang Feide was tall and powerful, weighing more than three hundred kilograms. The nun felt as if she was carrying a mountain on her back. She staggered and almost fell. She was so angry that she threw Zhang Feide out with a loud bang. He squatted down, just pressing down on that cockroach, and immediately crushed that nasty cockroach to pieces!
"Oh, I'm crushing a cockroach, it's terrible!"
Zhang Feide's head buzzed, his eyes went dark, and he almost fainted!
But he quickly jumped up, opened the door, and ran away like crazy, as if he was afraid that the dead cockroach would eat him.
Zhang Feide is a very strange person. He is often very bold. As long as you piss him off, no matter how powerful the opponent is, he will dare to fight you to the death.
However, sometimes he seems to be as timid as a mouse, such as cockroaches, mice, spiders and other small animals, which can scare him out of his wits and make him scream.
If he saw poisonous things like poisonous snakes and centipedes, he would be frightened to death and his nose would be bubbling with mucus.
