Seeing this scene, the waiter Agui couldn't help but cheered loudly: "Excellent swordsmanship, worthy of the name of a swordsman!"
As soon as Agui opened his mouth, someone immediately echoed: "It's indeed a good swordsmanship, it's really a miraculous skill!"
"Yes, it is not easy to chop shrimp balls with a sword, but it is even more difficult to pierce the chopped shrimp with a sword!
The strength of the hands, the vision, and the skills are countless times more difficult. It is impossible to do it without perfect swordsmanship! "...
Hearing people's praises, the Buddha Swordsman was even more proud. He looked at Xue Wuhen and Liu Guanzhang with disdain, and said with his nostrils pointing to the sky: "You wimps, why don't you get out of here? Do you want me to do something?"
Seeing that he was so domineering, Liu Xuan and Guan Wenchang did not dare to say a word, but Zhang Feide couldn't help shouting angrily: "You stupid ghost, you are too bullying! Others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you, come on, come on, fight with me Eight hundred rounds!”
After saying that, he picked up the eight-foot-long snake spear and was about to stab it, fighting the Buddha Swordsman, but Xue Wuhen stopped him and said: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, let me do it!"
He turned to Agui and said, "Little brother, please bring me a cucumber."
Agui was stunned and asked: "Sir, why do you want cucumbers?"
Xue Wuhen smiled and said: "Just go and get it, I will use it for myself."
Agui agreed, then went to the kitchen and took out a cucumber and handed it to Xue Wuhen.
Xue Wuhen picked up the cucumber and threw it upwards. The sword flashed like a flying giant, and the cold light flashed, whizzing towards the cucumber.
The pagoda swordsman saw this and sneered: "I thought I had some great skills, but it turns out that I am just peeling cucumbers. Humph, I might as well be chopping shrimp balls!"
Liu Xuanyi shook his head, smiled contemptuously, and said to Zhang Feide: "Third brother, how can you make such a friend? Let him be embarrassed here, alas!"
At this time, the cucumber had been cut into dozens of pieces, flying all over the sky like snowflakes.
Xue Wuhen slapped the table, and a plate of oil-soaked intestines flew up, scattering all over the sky like a goddess scattering flowers.
"Boy, what kind of drama are you playing? Aren't you embarrassed enough? Hahaha..."
The pagoda swordsman taunted him again, and even looked up to the sky and laughed.
Before he could finish his words, he saw a flash of sword light and a wind roar, like a breeze passing by, and the cucumber slices and oil-soaked intestines flying all over the sky suddenly disappeared, disappearing out of thin air!
"Huh? Where did those melon slices and large intestines go?"
Everyone was stunned for a while, and when they looked forward, they saw that Xue Wuhen's long sword was densely covered with cucumber slices and oil-soaked large intestine, and there were one piece of cucumber, one piece of large intestine, one piece of cucumber, and one piece of large intestine. It looked like meat. The beef skewers are as neat as the vegetarian ones. Such exquisite swordsmanship is really incredible!
What is even more shocking is that at this time, the tip of the long sword actually penetrated into the mouth of the pagoda swordsman and hit his throat directly!
The pagoda swordsman's arrogant laughter also stopped abruptly. He was looking at the long sword with wide eyes and disbelief, as if he couldn't figure out how in the blink of an eye, he could remove the cucumber slices and large intestines flying all over the sky. On a sword? When did that long sword pierce his mouth?
If he was not careful, the long sword would not only pierce his mouth, but also pierce his throat.
It can be seen from this that Xue Wuhen's control of strength is extremely good, and the angle of the sword is not bad at all!
Time seemed to have stopped at this moment. Everyone looked at what was happening in front of them in disbelief. Everyone was dumbfounded and motionless. You could hear a needle drop on the spot!
"Bata, bah..."
Suddenly there was a sound of dripping water on the floor. It was the cold sweat on the forehead of the Buddha Swordsman. The sound was not loud, but it was like a heavy hammer hitting an ancient bell. Everyone suddenly woke up, and then someone exclaimed:
"Wow, this young hero is so awesome. He actually has such exquisite swordsmanship. What a stick!"
"Yes, the most rare thing is that those cucumber slices and large intestines are sandwiched one by one. There is no repetition, just like skewering with hands!"
“The strings are so neat and uniform, I don’t think even hand strings can be that good!”
When Liu Xuan saw it, he changed his previous look of disdain and immediately changed his face. He raised his thumbs up and said flatteringly: "Oh, I didn't expect Brother Wuhen to hide his secrets and actually have such a skill. It's really beautiful. It's amazing." It’s amazing!”
Xue Wuhen was extremely disgusted with such a chameleon, and said coldly: "In front of you Liu Xuan, I don't dare to be called a brother. People like me will only embarrass myself, and I am not worthy of being your friend!"
Liu Xuan was extremely embarrassed when he heard this, because just now he said to Zhang Feide: "Third brother, how can you make such a friend? Let him be embarrassed here, alas!"
Unexpectedly, the reversal happened so quickly. Xue Wuhen used her own strength to give him a loud slap in the face. It was really a merciless slap in the face!
The long sword was at his throat, and the sharp edge was sharp. The Buddha Swordsman did not dare to move. Xue Wuhen said coldly: "Buddha Swordsman, please listen to me. I will spare your life now. If you dare to do evil in the future and continue to do evil, This long sword of mine will definitely chop off your dog’s head, get out of here!”
After speaking, he raised his arm and pulled out the long sword with a whoosh, but the cucumbers and pig intestines skewered on the sword rolled into the throat of the Buddha Swordsman like a mud cow into the sea, and rolled into his belly!
When the sound of "rolling" sounded, the pagoda swordsman was really obedient. He actually grabbed his throat with both hands, curled up, and rolled down the stairs until he rolled to the door of the hall on the first floor. Then he stood up and ran away in embarrassment. .
Seeing the pagoda swordsman fleeing in panic, the eldest boss Zhang Feide suddenly had an idea in his head and came up with a few jingles, so he shouted towards the door:
"The pagoda swordsman eats the tortoise,
Swallowing the large intestine in a daze,
No need to bite or chew,
Gurgling into the stomach. Interesting, fun, hahaha! "
Because tortoise and cucumber sound similar, everyone saw it with their own eyes and heard what it was, so they all burst into laughter.
After laughing for a while, Xue Wuhen suddenly remembered something and asked, "Huh? Brother Zhang, why haven't you seen that little brother coming yet? Didn't we agree to meet here?"
Zhang Feide slapped his forehead and said: "Yeah, that's right. That little beggar is riding a little donkey. He also said that he wants to compete with us. If he loses, he will treat us to dinner and drinks. Why hasn't he arrived after so long? Is there something wrong with him? Money, so you are cheating and running away?"
Xue Wuhen said: "I think that little brother is handsome, pure, and has a good character. He should not be a swindler. Did an accident happen, or is the little donkey walking too slowly?"
Guan Wenchang said sheepishly: "Maybe the donkey was crushed by me and can't walk anymore?"
Zhang Feide spoke freely and said what he wanted to say immediately. He just heard him say: "That's right. The second brother is as heavy as a big buffalo, but he rides a small donkey. It's weird if he doesn't crush it. Hehe!" "
At this moment, there was just the sound of gongs clanging, and a young man in green and fur walked slowly upstairs, sat down at an empty table gracefully, took out a piece of gavel, and put it on the table with all his strength. There was a snap, and the whole room was shocked.
But the young man in green opened his mouth and said: "Dear heroes, dear brothers and sisters, I am from South China. I am a storyteller who travels all over the world. I am at home all over the world. When I pass by your place, I see beautiful mountains and green waters and many friends. I will lend you your favor today. A treasure land, let me tell you some interesting stories at Maplewood Inn!..."
"Hey? Storyteller?"
When Zhang Feide heard this, he immediately became interested and shouted: "Storyteller, tell me a story about the heroes of the Three Kingdoms. If you tell it well, I will reward you greatly!"
"Okay, sir, please sit down and I'll tell you."
The young man in green shirt flicked his folding fan, made a snap sound, and made a very handsome and cool posture. He opened his mouth and started talking eloquently. He said in a solemn tone:
"Speaking of the Three Kingdoms, Tao of the Three Kingdoms, there are many heroes in the Three Kingdoms, some have overwhelming righteousness, some have outstanding martial arts, some have miraculous calculations, and each has his or her own merits!
Everyone, there are many heroes in the Three Kingdoms. It is impossible for us to talk about them all at once. Let us first tell a story about Guan Yun, who passed five levels and killed six generals, and traveled thousands of miles alone.
It is said that Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang had no choice but to surrender to Cao Cao, but that was because he surrendered to the Han but not to Cao Cao. His loyal and patriotic heroism remained unchanged. He also stated that if he knew the whereabouts of his brother Liu Bei, he would rush to meet him no matter how far away he was. meeting……"
The storyteller was eloquent and told a story about Guan Yun riding alone for thousands of miles, passing five passes and killing six generals. His wonderful narration won rounds of applause.
What's even more rare is that the storyteller's expressions are very rich, his movements are exaggerated, and his eloquence is eloquent. With the cooperation of the folding fan and the gavel, one person's mouth is like an army of thousands of horses, and his words are vivid and vivid, giving people an immersive experience. The feeling of the environment and the wonderful speeches often win the applause of the whole house.
After telling the story of Guan Yunchang passing five levels and killing six generals, and at the strong request of the people, the young man in green shirt was about to tell a story about Guan Yunchang warming wine and killing Hua Xiong, but Zhang Feide stopped and just heard him shout:
"Hey, this is unfair. Although Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang are very powerful, Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide are not bad either. Why don't you talk about my ancestors?
I think back then Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide shouted back Cao Cao's 800,000-strong army and broke the Dangyang Bridge. This... isn't this powerful enough? Not worth bragging about? "
Everyone burst into laughter after hearing this, wondering in their hearts how could anyone be so boastful? Hey, this person is really too flamboyant and doesn't know how to keep a low profile.
Seeing Zhang Feide shouting like this, the young man in green shirt couldn't resist him, so he told a story about Zhang Fei breaking down the Dangyang Bridge and driving back hundreds of thousands of Cao Cao's troops.
Needless to say, Zhang Feide listened with great interest when he heard the heroic deeds of his ancestors. He cheered loudly from time to time, took out a piece of silver and generously rewarded the young man in green shirt.
"Hey, guest sir, thank you!"
The young man in green shirt was even more excited after receiving the reward. He flicked his folding fan and made a snap like a big roc spreading its wings. Using his sharp tongue, he spoke a three-part paragraph with eloquent words and full of emotion. The story of the British battle against Lu Bu tells the story of the three brothers Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, and Liu Bei who fought against Lu Bu at Hulao Pass.
