Maybe it's the reason why the descendants of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are respected? Not long after Zhang Feide and the others sat down at the Eight Immortals table on the second floor, hot and fragrant food was served to the table, as well as several jars of fine wine.
Regardless of him, after being idle for a long time, they were also hungry. The three of them picked up the meat and vegetables with chopsticks and ate them hungrily. While eating large pieces of meat, they drank from large bowls of wine. They were so proud and satisfied.
Since Zhang Feide and Guan Wen were as tall as Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, many people who admired the heroes of the Three Kingdoms also came up to look at them, as if they were looking up to gods, with expressions of worship on their faces.
After drinking a few large bowls of wine, Zhang Feide got drunk. He was happy for a moment and said to his admirers: "Hey, do you think I look like Zhang Fei?"
An old man spoke first and said: "Elephant, very similar."
Zhang Feide was very happy after hearing this. He took out a few copper coins from his pocket, handed them to the old man and said, "Okay, you said I look like Zhang Fei. I'm very happy, so I gave them to you as a reward."
Oh, where are the rewards for compliments? When a clever young man saw it, he also raised his thumb and praised: "Master Zhang, you have grown up so well, like Zhang Fei, the hero of the Three Kingdoms!"
Zhang Feide laughed and said, "Okay, I like people to say that I look like Zhang Fei. Little brother, this is a reward for you!" He took out a few copper coins and rewarded him.
People couldn't help but be jealous when they saw it. They didn't expect that it was so easy to make money. This man who looked like Zhang Fei was a fool. He was stupid. Such a person would not be a fool if he had money. So he stepped forward one after another and talked about it. Talking about how Zhang Feide resembles Zhang Fei, they are simply printed from the same mold.
He also praised how brave he was and how he would definitely surpass Zhang Fei and become an unparalleled hero in the future. He was so salivating with each statement that Zhang Feide was so happy that he laughed and jumped up and down, so he poured out a lot of money. He went out to reward everyone with money, and even picked up a Zhangba snake spear and started playing with it, as if he was Zhang Fei.
Seeing him throwing money around like water, Xue Wuhen couldn't bear it, so she wanted to persuade him, but Zhang Feide was in high spirits, how could he persuade him? He could only shake his head and smile bitterly.
Seeing Zhang Feide throwing away money, Guan Wenchang felt even more hurt. Several times he wanted to praise him and ask for some reward, but because he and Zhang Feide were in the same group, and Zhang Feide also called him second brother. Well, how can you extort money from your brother? Because I am ashamed to speak out, I can only watch others making money, but I am helpless and can't help but sigh sadly.
After people praised Zhang Feide for a long time, they had nothing good to say, and the money that should be made was also made, so they changed the target and began to praise Guan Wenchang again, saying that he was as beautiful as Guan Yu and must be an unparalleled hero. His achievements today are definitely far greater than those of Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang back then. His words were extremely mysterious and he collected all the good things to say to praise Guan Wenchang.
But Guan Wenchang's performance disappointed them. Faced with people's compliments, Guan Wenchang said shyly: "It's okay for you to praise...praise me, but let me tell you, I don't have money to reward you." It’s all in vain, but I also like to listen, hehehe..."
A man with a crooked neck became angry when he heard this, and immediately cursed: "Hehe, you are so big! You don't have money and you still want me to praise you? You are so beautiful!"
Another person also said: "You mean, you don't have money to reward but you still want others to praise you? Bah, you are such a tough cock, you don't even get a dime!"
"That's right, this red-faced man is an iron cock. Look how bold and generous Mr. Zhang is? That's a real hero!"...
After a loud scolding, Guan Wenchang was completely scolded. Guan Wenchang was ashamed and angry, but he did not dare to break out. Fortunately, Xue Wuhen and Zhang Feide talked to persuade them. People shouted and saw that nothing was gained, and then they dispersed and returned to their respective tables. We continued to eat and drink.
At this moment, there was a knock on the stairs, and a man with big ears and lop-shouldered shoulders walked up the stairs.
The man was more than seven feet long, with ears hanging down from his shoulders, hands above his knees, a face like a crown jade, and lips as if they were greased. At first glance, he looked exactly like Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, the leader of the Shu Han Dynasty in the Three Kingdoms!
As soon as Zhang Feide saw the man, he seemed to be possessed by something evil. He made a sound and rushed towards him like crazy. He pulled the man and shouted, "Brother, brother, I finally found you. I had a hard time looking for you." Wow!"
As he said that, he actually hugged the man and cried loudly, like an innocent child, his affection was sincere and touching.
Looking at the man, Guan Wenchang couldn't help but walked over and hugged the man with Zhang Feide. He also started sobbing and wiping tears from time to time. His expression was a bit like a girl, squirming, Xue Wuhen saw it. Almost laughed.
Watching the heartwarming scene of the three of them hugging each other and crying, it was extremely warm and emotional. People seemed to see the three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang back then, and they couldn't help but sigh and sigh. Some people even shed tears quietly.
Everyone felt in a daze, and some couldn't help but look up to the sky and shout: "Oh my god, is this a return to the Three Kingdoms era? Why are Liu, Guan, and Zhang here? Why are the three brothers reunited again?"
When they came over, Xue Wuhen raised her hands to the man who looked like Liu Bei and asked, "You are so handsome and admirable. May I ask what your name is?"
Zhang Feide and Guan Wenchang also looked at him eagerly, both wanting to know his name. His appearance was so similar to Liu Bei's, did he also have the surname Liu?
"Ahem..."
The man coughed lightly, looked up at the sky, put on a noble look, and said proudly: "I am the great-great-grandson of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei, Liu Xuande, the great-great-grandson of Liu Sheng, Prince Jing of Zhongshan... I am also a descendant of Liu Xuan!"
"Huh? Descendants of Liu Bei?"
Zhang Feide was overjoyed when he heard this, and shouted: "Oh, brother, I didn't expect that your surname is Liu, and you are also a descendant of Liu Bei. There is only one word missing, and you are Liu Xuande!"
Haha, Liu Xuan, Liu Xuan, Xuanhuxuanhu, he is really our big brother! "
Then he announced his and Guan Wenchang's names, and suggested: "Big brother and second brother, we are all descendants of Liu Guanzhang. I didn't expect us to gather here. Why don't we find a peach garden and follow the example of our ancestors? How about the three sworn brothers in Taoyuan?"
Liu Xuan happily agreed and said happily: "Okay, to be honest with you two wise brothers, Brother Yu has had this idea for a long time, and he also wants to find a hero like Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, and then come to Taoyuan to have a sworn relationship with him, and then fuck him vigorously This great cause will be praised by the world and will be remembered forever!"
"Liu Fang's fart!"
Before Liu Xuan finished speaking, he suddenly heard a loud shout, and a figure soared into the sky, shot up from the first floor, and stood majestically in front of Liu, Guan, and Zhang.
The man had a gloomy face, a long sword stuck on his back, and a piece of blood-stained tiger skin covering his body. There was an evil aura about him.
When he first saw that person, Liu Xuan couldn't help but panic and exclaimed:
"Buddha Swordsman!"
"Ah? What? The Buddha Swordsman?"
When the people who were eating and drinking saw the four words "Buddha Swordsman", they all exclaimed and looked at the man with the tiger skin on his shoulders in horror.
Xue Wuhen had also heard two masters talk about the Buddha Swordsman. It was said that he was ruthless, always kept to himself, had a perverse and violent temperament, and would kill people at the slightest displeasure. Unexpectedly, he met him here.
After the pagoda swordsman rushed up, he glared at Liu Xuanguan, Zhang Feide and the others, and said with a sneer: "Three rats are talking so brazenly here, how dare they say anything about the Taoyuan Three's sworn sworn relationship, how can they do such a great cause? Do you still think about it forever? Liufang?
Nonsence! Doesn’t he just look a bit like Liu Guanzhang? But here he is pretending to be a descendant of Liu Guanzhang?
To put it bluntly, you are just wearing a human skin mask, there is nothing special about it! "
Seeing Liu Xuan trembling with fear, Xue Wuhen couldn't help but laugh secretly. She was so high-spirited just now, saying that she wanted to do something great, but she didn't expect that as soon as the Buddha Swordsman came, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word and became as silent as a cicada. .
Zhang Feide felt a little surprised when he saw him like this. He didn't expect that this eldest brother was so timid, so he quickly comforted him and said, "Brother, don't be afraid. My second brother and I are here to protect you. He doesn't dare to do anything to you!"
After hearing this, Guan Wenchang quickly waved his hand and said: "Third... Third brother, as long as you protect me, it's enough for me. No... you don't need me!"
The pagoda swordsman glanced at them sideways and said coldly: "Hmph, no one can protect the person I want to die!"
When Zhang Feide heard this, he couldn't help but flew into a rage. He stood up, pointed at the man, and shouted: "Hey, Buddha Swordsman, it's none of your business that we drink our wine and say our words here. Who are you here to bluff?" "
After saying that, he picked up the Zhangba Snake Spear and wanted to duel with the Buddha Swordsman. The Buddha Swordsman swayed, and the long sword behind him was already in his hand. There was only a "dang" sound, and the Zhangba Snake Spear fell to the ground, but Zhang Feide's wrist was already gone. Bleeding!
It turned out that in just a blink of an eye, the pagoda swordsman had pulled out his long sword and stabbed Zhang Feide, and then retreated to the original place!
"What a fast sword, what a fast movement!"
People couldn't help but exclaimed that they didn't see clearly how the pagoda swordsman stabbed Zhang Feide, or even saw him draw his sword and attack, but Zhang Feide was already injured and even dropped the weapon in his hand!
"What a fast sword!"
Zhang Feide, who had always been fiery, lost his temper and stared blankly at the Buddha Swordsman, his eyes full of awe.
After showing his hand, seeing everyone's horrified look, the pagoda swordsman said arrogantly: "I can't stand you fakers, you are boasting nonsense here, you don't know the heights of heaven and earth!
Huh, you’re still not convinced, are you? I will let you see the swordsmanship of this swordsman again! "
After saying this, the Buddha Swordsman slapped the table, and a plate of boiled shrimps in front of Liu Xuan flew up. The Buddha Swordsman swung his long sword in his right hand, and heard the whistling wind of the sword. The long sword spun around like a horse, and more than ten boiled shrimps flew out. They were all cut in half by him and fell to the ground one after another.
Zhang Feide curled his lips when he saw it, and said disdainfully: "What's so difficult about this? Isn't it just chopping shrimps? It can only be regarded as a chef's skill, can it also be regarded as martial arts?"
"Cook's skills?"
The pagoda swordsman smiled coldly, opened his mouth and blew in, and the boiled shrimp that fell to the ground flew up lightly.
Immediately, there was a flash of sword light, and all the boiled shrimps flying in the sky suddenly disappeared. It turned out that they had all been pierced by the swordsman of the Buddha!
