He was beaten violently for no reason. The young man in white brocade clothes waved Fang Tian's painted halberd to resist, and shouted angrily: "Hey, you madman, why are you beating people randomly? If the world is peaceful and the universe is bright, is there any royal law like this? ?”
Xue Wuhen was worried that Zhang Feide killed a good person by mistake, so he hurried over to stop him and said, "Brother Zhang, stop it. Don't fight anymore. He is not Lu Bu! Lu Bu has died a long time ago. That happened hundreds of years ago!"
"Huh?...This seems to be right. That guy Lu Bu has been dead a long time ago!"
Zhang Feide rolled his big eyes and then stopped, but he still said angrily to the young man with the purple gold crown on his head: "It's all you. You're not good-looking. You deserve to be beaten for your looks." I'm angry!"
When Xue Wuhen and the little beggar heard this, they both couldn't laugh or cry. They thought to themselves, "What does your family have to do with your family?" I didn’t provoke you, so why should I hit someone for no reason?
The boy in white clothes said unconvinced: "Who said I'm not good-looking? Ever since I was little, no matter who sees me, they say I'm handsome.
Hehe, I'm not bragging. Although I am young, I don't know how many girls are fascinated by me! "After speaking, he shook his head and put on a handsome look.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Feide kicked him away again, his strange eyes widened, and he shouted: "You are so small, you pretty boy, just like Lu Bu, you are a frivolous person who specializes in doing bad things!"
The man hurriedly slapped his horse and fled, muttering as he walked: "You lunatic, I won't make trouble with you anymore! Humph, is there anything wrong with being handsome? Who did you offend me? You damn fake Zhang Fei, don't let me die." !”
Zhang Feide heard this and became furious. He shouted loudly, slapped his horse and chased after him.
Zhang Feide's loud shout and boom were like a thunderbolt from the blue. Several horses present were so frightened that they fell to the ground. The young man who looked like Lu Bu was also frightened out of his mind. After panicking, he picked up the horse and quickly ran away. , hurried like a frightened bird, hurried like a fish slipping through the net, the original proud character is gone.
When Xue Wuhen met the little beggar, he couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly. He was a reckless man and an unlucky man, and he didn't know how to make a good deal.
In order to prevent Wang Shulang and others from chasing after him, the three of them continued to move forward. The little beggar turned around and asked, "Brother Zhang, why do you hate that fake Lu Bu so much?"
Zhang Feide said angrily: "Oh, this is a long story. During the Three Kingdoms period, my ancestor Zhang Fei had a grudge against Lu Bu. This man looked just like Lu Bu. I became angry when I saw him. How could I not beat him?"
Besides, pretty boys are not a good thing! "
Turning around, he saw that Xue Wuhen was also looking very heroic, so he giggled again and said, "Huh? ... But, except Brother Wuhen, you pretty boy is a good person, I'm not targeting you, hehe!"
Xue Wuhen and the little beggar both smiled after hearing this. This rough guy is sometimes tough and powerful, sometimes honest and cute, and sometimes silly, but he shows his true feelings and acts spontaneously without any pretense. , Dare to love and hate, he is a real man.
The three of them were chatting and laughing while galloping wildly. When they reached a fork in the road, they suddenly saw a handsome man riding a donkey coming over.
The man was nine feet tall, dressed in green clothes, with a dignified appearance, red phoenix eyes, silkworm eyebrows, a bright red face, and a three-bridled long beard that hung loosely on his chest.
At first glance, that man looked exactly like Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang, who passed five levels and killed six generals during the Three Kingdoms period!
Maybe it was because the big man was a little thicker and heavier, and the donkey was too short, so it was actually slumped down by the big man in green clothes and red face. The little donkey twisted its buttocks and walked crookedly, with great difficulty, as if it was about to fall down at any time.
A big man riding a donkey looks quite awkward, nondescript, and even a little funny.
It's true, how can such a tall and majestic man ride a little donkey? It would be strange if it were not crushed! Xue Wuhen smiled silently.
As soon as Zhang Feide saw the big man, he immediately chased after him and shouted: "Oh, second brother, I have found you!"
The little beggar was startled after hearing this and asked Xue Wuhen, "Huh? Zhang Feide knows that person? Why do you call him second brother?"
Xue Wuhen shook his head and said, "I don't know. Judging from the red-faced man, I guess you don't recognize him, right?"
The little beggar said in astonishment: "Don't know him? Since he doesn't know him, why does Zhang Feide call him second brother? It's weird, and he calls him so affectionately?"
"I think it may be that the red-faced man looks like the hero of the Three Kingdoms Guan Yu, right? So Zhang Feide made the mistake again. He regarded the red-faced man as Guan Yunchang, the second brother of the Taoyuan Three, and he regarded himself as the third brother Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide. So that’s how you called it, right?”
After saying that, Xue Wuhen sighed unconsciously and said: "Hey, weird things happen every year, especially this year. I just came off the mountain today and saw Zhang Feide. I thought he was Zhang Fei!
I just saw another man who looked like Lu Bu, and he got beaten for no reason.
Now, another person like Guan Yu appears! Alas, I'm just confused, why do so many characters like the Three Kingdoms suddenly appear? Is there any hidden secret or conspiracy in this? "
"Hidden secret? Conspiracy?..."
The little beggar murmured to himself, a dark cloud suddenly appeared on his pure face, and he couldn't help but feel a little uneasy in his heart.
Could it be that there is a turmoil in the world and the martial arts is going to change?
It's strange, he is just a little beggar, why should he worry about such big things? Could it be that his identity is more than just a little beggar?
So, what is his true identity? When will he be willing to reveal his true face in Lushan?
Xue Wuhen and the little beggar saw the red-faced man with a majestic appearance, as if he was reborn as Guan Yu, so they thought he must be a fierce man, someone with a loud voice like Zhang Feide, right?
Who would have thought that when the red-faced man saw Zhang Feide rushing towards him like crazy with a snake spear eight feet in his hand, he was so frightened that he squealed, wiped his head and left, then rode his little donkey back to the original road, and actually ran away!
The red-faced man muttered as he ran away, "Ah, this big black guy is like a big tiger, so scary!"
How could Zhang Feide let him run away? Even more so, they chased each other crazily. Because the donkey was short and small, and the big red-faced man was too heavy, he couldn't walk fast. His four legs were swaying like a yangko dance, like a toddler, and he couldn't walk very far for a long time.
Seeing that Zhang Feide was about to catch up, the red-faced man became anxious, so he jumped down, picked up the donkey and ran away, running much faster than the donkey.
"Oh my, second brother, why are you running away? I am the third brother!"
Seeing the red-faced man running away crazily with the donkey on his shoulders, Zhang Feide became anxious at the sight. He yelled at his second brother not to run away while urging his horse to pursue him.
The two of them ran away and chased each other, one behind the other, as if they were playing a cat and mouse game.
"Yo? What do you mean?"
When Xue Wuhen saw it, he thought it was funny but also inexplicable. He couldn't help but let out a haha and laughed. He became curious for a moment, so he chased after the little beggar to see who the red-faced man was.
Although the red-faced man ran as hard as he could, how could his two legs outrun the four-legged horse? What's more, he was carrying a donkey on his shoulders and a big burden on his back. It didn't take long for him to be caught up by Zhang Feide.
Zhang Feide jumped off his horse, rushed up and hugged the red-faced man and said, "Second brother, don't run away. It's so hard for me to find you!" As he said this, he actually choked up and looked very emotional.
Seeing that he couldn't run away, the red-faced man put the little donkey down on the ground, his face turned red, he pushed Zhang Feide away, and said shyly: "Huh, hate it, who is your second brother? I... I don't know how to do it. I don’t know you!”
Unexpectedly, a big man with a dignified appearance could speak with such a coy expression, like a shy little girl. Both Xue Wuhen and the little beggar were stunned for a while, and couldn't help but gape, not knowing how to explain.
Zhang Feide was also confused for a while, and he felt that Monk Zhang Er was confused. After a long time, he said squeakingly: "Second... Second brother, tell me... why do you talk like a girl? You should be so majestic and high-spirited. It’s very heroic, right?!”
The red-faced man glared at him, twisted his waist like a girl, waved his hands and said: "Oh, you damn ghost, this is how people talk since they were little!
Bah, what is so arrogant and high-spirited? I don't care about it! "
Zhang Feide was even more surprised when he saw him acting so coquettishly. He felt his whole body numb, and he held his head in his hands and said: "Oh, second brother, you... I can't stand you like this. I... feel my scalp is numb and my stomach is nauseated." , I’m about to vomit..."
Before he could finish his words, he seriously ughed and started to vomit. The red-faced man quickly twisted his butt and walked away. He even took out a red handkerchief and covered his nose with a look of disgust on his face.
When Xue Wuhen saw the little beggar, he shook his head and couldn't bear to look at them.
After vomiting for a while, Zhang Feide wiped his mouth and chased after the red-faced man again, shouting: "Second brother, you really can't talk like a girl, it will kill people, I can't stand it!"
The big red-faced man glared at him sideways, and said in a soft, effeminate voice: "You bastard, I've already told you that I always talk like this, otherwise, what else do you want me to say? I hate it!"
Zhang Feide's scalp felt numb again, but he still taught him carefully: "Second brother, look at it, you have to speak like this!"
He slapped his chest and looked majestic and high-spirited. Following Guan Yu's example, he stroked his beard with his left hand, pointed forward with his right hand, and shouted loudly: "Hey! Who is coming? Please tell me your name quickly. Guan will not kill Wuming with his sword." Rat!"
His loud shout was like a thunderbolt from the blue, and with a rumble, it actually frightened the big red-faced man so much that he fell to the ground with a scream!
When the little beggar saw it, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, giggling and saying, "Oh my God, who are these people? Such a strong and fierce man was actually scared to the ground by someone's voice?"
Although the performance of the red-faced man was far from that of Guan Yu, Zhang Feide still did not give up. He helped him up and persuaded him with all his heart:
"Second brother, you must never behave like this in the future. How heroic was Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang back then? He passed five passes and killed six generals, rode alone for thousands of miles, and regarded the world's heroes as nothing more than local chickens and dogs.
And you look just like him, but you are as timid as a mouse and act coy like a girl. How... is this inappropriate? It's a complete insult to Guan Yu, Mr. Guan Er, and it's also an insult to you, a stinky person like you! "
After hearing what he said, the red-faced man also felt a little embarrassed and said softly: "Since you said that, then... then I will change it in the future and act like a man..."
