Chapter 4 The reckless man makes a joke

Style: Heros Author: Silent WalkerWords: 3115Update Time: 24/01/11 11:18:06
"Oh Ma, what are you doing? What are you afraid of? I don't eat people!?"

Looking at the frightened people lying on the ground, the big man rubbed his hands in embarrassment and said in a dumbfounded voice: "Hey, hey, hey, fellow villagers, please get up!

Hehe, you are lying on the ground, as if you are worshiping gods, I can't bear it! "

As the rude man spoke, he lay on the ground stupidly, lowered his voice as much as possible, pretended to be kind and amiable, and comforted those people: "Don't be afraid, I'll tell you a secret, I have a good heart." I won't kill you.

Well, if you praise me and say I look like Zhang Fei, I might give you a reward when I'm happy! Hehe, there is no such kind and amiable person as me in the world, right? "

Seeing him like this, Xue Wuhen couldn't help shaking her head and laughing to herself, thinking in her heart, how can such a fierce person like you be kind and amiable? You actually ask others to praise you and reward them with money? What an interesting person!

Seeing the mighty man say this, an old woman said tremblingly: "Are you... amiable? I... I think you are very fierce. I wonder if you can eat people?!

Ha, you are so scary, just like a tiger, you... I don't dare to ask for your reward, I'd better leave quickly! "

After that, he stood up tremblingly and turned around to leave. Maybe he was too frightened. His feet were crooked as he walked, as if twisting a hemp pole. Xue Wuhen felt funny when he saw it. He didn't expect that the big man's roar could actually scare them. Like this.

At the same time, I feel a little bit strange about that big man, for no reason, what are you complaining about? Your voice is like a thunderbolt from the blue, I wonder if you don't scare a group of people!

Ignoring him, Xue Wuhen chuckled and walked towards Fengqiao Town, planning to eat something before leaving.

In fact, he also knew that Wang Feng and his son's family lived in Fengqiao Town. He had just killed Wang Feng, and entering now was tantamount to throwing himself into a trap.

Although Wang Feng's family has been entrenched in Maple Bridge Town for many years and dominates, Xue Wuhen is not afraid of them. Moreover, Wang Feng has been killed by him, and Wang Quan was so scared that he ran away, so Xue Wuhen is not afraid of them even more.

This is knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, but preferring to go to the tiger mountains!

Xue Wuhen arrived in the town calmly, found a wine shop, went in, sat down at a square table, and asked the younger brother to get some food to eat.

Not long after, the second brother brought the food, said "please use it, sir", and went to greet other guests.

At this time, a little beggar walked in from outside. The beggar was about fifteen or sixteen years old. Although there was a scar on his face, he showed a pure smile. Although his clothes were ragged, he was quite clean and not as dirty as other beggars. People are annoying.

Xue Wuhen saw that the little beggar was very clean and had an innocent smile on his face. He was completely different from other beggars who were dirty and sad. He had a good impression of him. In the snow and ice, he knew that it was very difficult to go out to beg. Looking for a bowl It was not easy to eat, so he said: "Little brother, come over and have dinner together?"

"What? You asked me to...eat?"

The little beggar seemed to have never expected that someone would treat him to a meal. In a restaurant or restaurant, someone would treat a beggar to a meal. He couldn't help but be a little surprised and didn't dare to come over.

Xue Wuhen knew what he was thinking, so she smiled slightly and said gently: "Little brother, that's right, I'll treat you to dinner, come and eat together!"

The little beggar finally believed that he heard correctly, so he walked over and sat down on the stool opposite Xue Wuhen.

Xue Wuhen asked the second brother to bring another bowl of rice, and then add more rice after eating.

Sitting down and holding the rice bowl, the little beggar said shyly: "This... big... big brother, thank you!"

Xue Wuhen waved his hand and said boldly: "We are all brothers when we go out, little brothers, don't be polite, let's eat!"

"Yes, we are all brothers, and I like people like you, hahaha!"

Suddenly there was a burst of laughter, as loud as a bell, which made the whole restaurant buzz!

Hearing the sound like thunder from the blue, Xue Wuhen was fine, but the little beggar was a little surprised. He suddenly turned his head and saw a tall and mighty man striding in with a spear eight feet in his hand.

Other guests who were drinking and eating reacted even more violently. Many were so frightened that their cups, bowls, and chopsticks clattered to the floor. Some were so frightened that they spit out a sip of wine and sprayed it on the face of the person opposite. There was a chaos in the tavern. , many people were so scared that they lay on the ground or on the table!

A roar that scared a whole room of people to their knees is truly an anecdote.

The strong man who looked like Zhang Fei walked in with a long stride. Seeing Xue Wuhen's calm and composed look, he raised his thumb and praised in a loud voice: "Brother, you still have the guts, unlike those people, I The old man opened his mouth to smile and said something loudly, which scared the shit out of them and made them lie on the ground, hehe, it’s amazing!”

"Where? It's nothing special."

Seeing that he was rough and bold, straightforward and cute, Xue Wuhen liked him in her heart. She quickly stood up and greeted the strong man: "Brother, why don't you come over and have a glass of wine and eat some food together?"

The strong man was quite heroic. He walked over and said, "Okay, I see you have a handsome appearance and a heroic demeanor. You must be a hero. I will drink a few cups of wine with you, haha!"

As he said this, Da Ma sat down and heard a click. The wooden bench broke when he sat on it, and it fell to the ground. Everyone was dumbfounded and wanted to laugh but didn't dare. laugh.

Xue Wuhen hurriedly went over to help him up and told the second brother to get a sturdy chair.

He fell onto his back in front of everyone. The big man blushed with embarrassment and his neck was thick. As he got up, he cursed and said: "Damn it, who made this stool? It's so weak, isn't it intentional to make me look embarrassed?" "

The little beggar couldn't help laughing after hearing this, and said with a chuckle: "Brother, it was your weight and strength that caused the stool to break. How can you blame others? Didn't we all sit well?"

The strong man scratched his head and said with an honest chuckle: "Ah?...This? Little brother is right, I was a little rude, hehehe."

The second brother was quite clever. He just heard Xue Wuhen say that he wanted to drink with that big man. Without any instructions, he brought the cup and a jar of wine and said: "Sir, the wine you asked for is here. This is a jar of good man." The wine is sweet in the mouth, rich in mellow aroma, and has endless aftertaste. I guarantee you will be satisfied after drinking it!”

"Yeah? Haohanjiu? I like it. Haha, I like to make friends with heroes and heroes. Heroes and heroes should drink Haohanjiu, hahaha!"

The big man laughed loudly, opened the wine jar and was about to pour wine. When he saw the cup on the table, he couldn't help frowning and said: "Oh, this cup is too big. Brother, bring me the sea bowl."

Well, if you want a big bowl, I want to drink a big bowl with these two brothers and eat a big piece of meat! As a human being, you have to be like this to be happy, hahaha! "

The big man was chatting and laughing happily. He had already forgotten about the embarrassing incident of wrestling just now. He did not stick to trivial matters and looked heroic. When Xue Wuhen saw him, he was infected and said loudly:

"That's right, even though we met by chance, we hit it off right away. Today we'll drink a lot of wine and eat a lot of meat, hahaha!"

When the little beggar heard that they wanted to drink from a big bowl, he couldn't help but hesitate a little, and said in a squeaky voice: "Brothers, I... I don't drink well, and I haven't drank much wine. If... I use a big bowl, I will get drunk..."

Xue Wuhen said in a free and easy manner: "Little brother, although it is said that a thousand cups of wine is too little to meet a close friend, you must do what you can and don't force it. Since you are not used to drinking, then drink tea instead of the bar, or drink less. "

The little beggar nodded after hearing this and said softly: "Thank you for understanding!"

After three drinks and five dishes, the big man suddenly came closer and asked Xue Wuhen with a smile: "Hey, brother, do you think I look like Zhang Fei?"

Xue Wuhen was startled, wondering what he meant? So he said truthfully: "Xiang, you are very similar. When I saw you outside just now, I was shocked. I thought Zhang Fei was resurrected!"

Hey, by the way, it's snowing without a trace, and you haven't asked me for your name yet? "

The big man heard Xue Wuhen say that he looked like Zhang Fei. He let out a cry of joy, jumped up and said with great joy: "Hey, it's good to look like it, it's good to look like it! Let me tell you a secret, I..."

Just in the middle of speaking, he suddenly stopped talking, rolled his eyes, and looked around, as if he was afraid that people would hear what he said, and then hissed: "To be honest with you two brothers, I am the descendant of Zhang Fei. , his name is Zhang Feide, and his courtesy name is Yifei, just one word missing!"

As he spoke, he patted his chest and said proudly: "Oh... no, it shouldn't be bad, because Zhang Fei is also called Zhang Yide. I am two in one. Haha, my name is mighty, right? Am I awesome?"

"Zhang Feide? Zhang Yifei?"

With a soft moan, Xue Wuhen's mouth showed an interesting expression, and she thought to herself, no wonder, it turns out that he is a descendant of Zhang Fei.

After hearing this, the little beggar and other guests also turned their heads and looked at Zhang Feide with surprise and admiration. They never expected that this big man was really a descendant of Zhang Fei. No wonder he looked so similar to Zhang Fei!

Moreover, they are all so powerful and have loud voices. A single scream can scare a whole room of people to the ground!

What’s even more funny is that since it’s a secret, you shouldn’t tell it, but he doesn’t seem to want others to know, but he also wants everyone in the world to know that he is a descendant of Zhang Fei. It’s contradictory and weird. Alas!

Seeing people looking at him with respect and envy, Zhang Feide felt a little arrogant, but he put on a high-spirited look, not squinting, only drinking from a large bowl and eating large pieces of meat, showing his heroic demeanor.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he stared at the ancient Qiankun ring in Xue Wuhen's hand and said, "Brother, are you married?"

Suddenly hearing such a question, Xue Wuhen was startled, and his face turned slightly red. The little beggar also cast a curious look, seeming to be very interested in whether he was married.

But when he saw Zhang Feide staring at the Qiankun Ring on his finger, Xue Wuhen suddenly realized that this reckless man had used the Qiankun Ring as a wedding ring.

So he smiled calmly and said: "Brother Zhang, I'm just starting out in the world. I don't have any friends. How can I get married?"

When the little beggar heard this, a sweet smile appeared on his innocent face, as if this was what he wanted to hear.

Zhang Feide was stunned, broke the casserole and asked: "Brother Wuhen, since you are not married, why are you wearing a ring?"