"Master, there is evil spirit on the mountain!"
"Silly boy, that's not evil spirit, but...fuck! What's going on?"
At this moment, two temple priests, one old and one young, happened to return to the temple, but they sensed the terrifying strangeness on the top of the mountain at the foot of the mountain.
"It's not evil spirit, but what the hell? Master, what the hell is that?" Xiaomiao Zhu, who was eight or nine years old, asked with a sweet voice.
"Fuck...fuck is a modal word to express surprise." Lao Miaozhu coughed twice in embarrassment.
"I understand." Xiaomiao Zhu nodded solemnly, and then said: "Damn it, Master, there is evil spirit on the mountain!"
"..."
After a while, Xiao Miaozhu's face turned red.
The old temple wishes it!
"Master, why did you hit me?" Xiao Miaozhu cried and covered his face, looking unconvinced.
"Little bastard, don't say shit anymore, or I'll beat you to death." Old Miao Zhu said angrily.
"Can't I fuck you?"
"cannot!"
"What about Master Wife?"
"Oh shit?"
So Xiao Miaozhu's other face also turned red.
After the lesson was finished, the old Miao Zhu looked at the top of the mountain in fear: "What a terrifying evil spirit! Have these evil spirits taken advantage of the courage of a bear and a leopard? Dare to disturb Tai Sui?"
Who in the family understands? Was your home stolen while you were out?
Lao Miaozhu quickly took out the turtle shell, shook it vigorously and poured out a few copper coins.
"Hiss! Big evil?"
Lao Miaozhu took a breath of cold air and shook the turtle shell again.
The result remains the same.
Laomiao Zhu's face turned completely gloomy: "The hexagrams will not be born?"
Suddenly, a scream came from the top of the mountain.
Xiao Miaozhu rubbed his face: "Master, there is a living person! Why don't we save him?"
Lao Miao Zhu shook his head solemnly and sighed: "We can't save him. The one who comes is the most difficult person to mess with in the underworld."
After all, Xiao Miao Zhu was just a seven or eight-year-old baby, and his face turned pale in an instant.
But at this time, Old Miao Zhu thought for a moment, then gritted his teeth and grabbed Xiao Miao Zhu's hand: "Let's go, follow me to see Tai Sui!"
"I won't go, I won't go... Tai Sui is a fierce god, and strangers need to avoid him. If he accidentally collides, he will be unlucky for the rest of his life. You want me to die!" Xiao Miao Zhu cried and grabbed the old Miao Zhu's hand.
The signatures in the temple all say: If Tai Sui sits on the head, if there is no blessing, it will be disaster.
"Tai Sui is a fierce god and a guardian god. If you go with it, it will be good, and if you go against it, it will be bad. Besides, if it weren't for your life, do you think I would be willing to deal with such a fierce god?" Old Miao Zhu said angrily.
Xiaomiao Zhu was stunned for a moment, and then fell completely silent.
Seeing that he was no longer struggling, Old Miao Zhu turned around and couldn't help but sigh when he saw his sad disciple.
"Tiantian, you are a Yin person born in the Yin year and the Yin month, and you are born without a soul and a soul. In addition, you are born with the sword eye and the reverse pattern of life, so you have fully stacked all the short-lived BUFFs. I have forced I have extended your life for three years, but now the Bodhisattva can't do anything to you. If you don't ask this person in front of you to change your life against the will of heaven, you will definitely not survive the age of ten."
"But Tai Sui is no better than other gods and Buddhas. He has no compassion and no virtue of living well. How could he change my life for me?" Xiao Miao Zhu pouted aggrievedly.
"Then you have to give it a try, hurry up!" Old Miao Zhu glared and pulled Xiao Miao Zhu up without explanation.
Xiao Miao Zhu had a sad look on his face. He didn't want Master to contact the Tai Sui Master for him. The main reason was that he had been disappointed too many times. Even the Bodhisattva couldn't save him. What methods could the Tai Sui Master have?
If he couldn't be saved and Tai Sui was hit again, the master would be unlucky for the rest of his life. The gain would not be worth the loss.
But now it seems that Master will save him even if he will be unlucky for the rest of his life.
........
At this time, on the top of the mountain.
Yan Luo suddenly looked down the mountain with a feeling, and raised his eyebrows: "Oh? He jumped out of the Three Realms and was not in the Five Elements. Is there such a person in the world?"
"That's weird. How did he get reincarnated?"
"This is the reincarnation of the disaster star, Tai Sui. Should we get rid of him now? Anyway, this son is still a disaster while he is alive. The longer he lives, the more people he will kill."
The five ghosts were also surprised. Even they had seen such a strange creature for the first time.
"A being who shouldn't have been born was born. I'm very interested in him. Let's keep him alive first." Yan Luo grinned.
The five ghosts looked at each other, speechless.
It should be because this boy, like Tai Sui, was a being who should not have been born, so he was spared his life, right?
At this time, the Gourd Ghost also came back and patted the purple gourd behind him: "Tai Sui, that bitch is not very good at other things, but his ability to escape is top-notch. It took me a lot of effort."
Yan Luo nodded indifferently, and then said: "Let's go, we are not destined to meet each other yet, so it is not time to meet."
When he reached the halfway point of the mountain, Lao Miao Zhu's expression suddenly dimmed and he sighed: "Is it really so?"
"If you see him with his appearance and pray to him with his voice, he is practicing evil ways and will not see Tai Sui."
"Master, what are you talking about?" Xiao Miaozhu asked, tilting his head.
Lao Miao Zhu looked at him with a sad face: "Bodhisattva refuses to save you, Tai Sui doesn't want to see you, you are so unlucky, you must have spoiled someone's old sow in your previous life, and you are so disliked in this life."
"…"
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"Team White, Zhou Xionghu has been found! He is in Luohan Mountain!" A police officer in the command car looked back at Bai Xuanling.
Bai Xuanling came over immediately: "How is the situation at the scene?"
"Not too optimistic..."
"Someone died?"
"This... seems to be dead, but also seems not to be dead..."
"What are you farting on? If you're dead, you're dead. If you're not dead, you're not dead. What do you mean by not being dead? What does a forensic doctor do for food? You can't check whether a person is dead or not?" Bai Xuanling was obviously very dissatisfied with such an evasive statement. .
The police officer smiled bitterly and said: "Team White, the forensic doctor fainted from fright..."
"You fainted from fright? Where did you find the raw melon eggs? Didn't I say that Lao Xing would be solely responsible for this case?" Bai Xuanling said angrily.
"Team White, the forensic doctor who fainted is Lao Xing..."
"..."
Bai Xuanling looked in disbelief. There was no forensic doctor in Qingping City who was more experienced than Lao Xing. What kind of horrific scene could scare him unconscious on the spot?
"Team White, that guy seems to be leaving. Should we continue to keep an eye on him or go to the scene?"
Bai Xuanling gritted his teeth and said, "Go to the scene!"
At the door of the nightclub, Yan Luo started to pack his things.
Du Xiaolin immediately panicked when she saw this: "Little Master, are you leaving now?"
"Everything is settled, why don't you leave?" Yan Luo said without raising his head.
Hearing this, Du Xiaolin collapsed and cried: "Then... what should I do? Little Master, I believe in you so much, you can't harm me!"
Yan Luo raised his head and glanced at her: "Go home, take a shower, have a good sleep, get up tomorrow and find a serious job again!"
"Your new life has begun!"
Ignoring the ignorant Du Xiaolin, Yan Luo threw everything on the tricycle, then pedaled away on the tricycle.
At this moment, piercing sirens suddenly came from all around, and police cars sped past Du Xiaolin's eyes.
In an instant, she seemed to understand everything, howled, collapsed and knelt on the ground, crying loudly.
"Xiaolin, what's wrong with you?" the female colleague asked worriedly.
"There is a tiger in the Yin Palace. It is said that the tiger roars and the wind rises in the valley, which is powerful for thousands of miles. Shen, Kun, is the capital, where the emperor lives." Du Xiaolin burst into tears and said: "Yueyue, do you dare to believe it?"
"What?"
"I saw a real emperor!"
