Haicheng, Chenhu Village.
Chu Zhen happily turned off the live broadcast, went down to the first floor to place an order, wrapped the "Secret History of the Tang Palace" and put the order on it, and called the courier to take it away.
After finishing my work, I went out to the roadside market in the village and bought two kilograms of lychees and a portion of pig's trotter rice.
Back home.
Chu Zhen carried the takeout and lychees upstairs. Only when he got to the second floor did he realize that another customer had arrived.
A man over fifty years old wearing bright yellow satin clothes stood in front of the map of China, carefully looking at the great rivers and mountains of China. From the side face, Chu Zhen saw that his skin was quite dark, like a farmer in the village, and his appearance was quite good.
"Uncle, you can buy books and stationery on the first floor."
Chu Zhen said to him.
The elders and aunties in the village come to his book bar, mostly to buy stationery and exercise books for their grandchildren, and they never go up to the second floor.
The fifty-year-old man wearing a bright yellow satin gown turned around and saw his appearance and short hair on his head. He frowned and asked:
"Are you a Han from Liao?"
"?"
Looking at him, Chu Zhen laughed dumbly: "It's true that I'm Han, but I'm not from Liaoning... I say, uncle, if you want to buy a book, you can go to the first floor and take a look. If you like any book, put it in front of the camera. , I will tell you how much it costs, and you can just scan the code and take it away.”
The man in the bright yellow gown tightened his stubby eyebrows. What did this man who was dressed without any rules say?
It's sweeping the horse pen again, and shooting the head again.
WTF!
"I want to buy a book. Aren't there books on your second floor?"
He took out a book and read: "Crime and Punishment? Is this a criminal law book?"
"puff!"
Chu Zhen really couldn't hold back and quickly said with a smile: "Uncle, this is not a book on criminal law, but a famous book from abroad. You'd better go to the first floor. There is a book bar on the second floor. There is a fee!"
Ordinary migrant workers run away quickly when they hear they are being charged.
But the old man in front of him stayed there, ignoring Chu Zhen, and opened the book to read. The more he looked at it, the more his thick eyebrows frowned.
"That's okay, uncle, please take your time and take a look."
Chu Zhen planned to wait until he sat down before reminding him that the book bar would charge a fee. His seven or eight hundred thousand decoration fee could not be wasted, right?
"While we are eating, I will chat with you for a while."
Chu Zhen ate pig's trotter rice and started the live broadcast again. Because it was a temporary broadcast, there were a lot fewer viewers.
But it was exactly what he meant.
"Let's talk about the Ming Dynasty!"
Chu Zhen picked up a piece of pork trotter that was moderately fat and thin and smooth in the mouth. "I will mostly scold you later, so I will stack my armor first and acknowledge the Ming Dynasty's achievements first."
The man in a bright yellow gown looked over and sneered after hearing the second half of his sentence.
How dare this kid, who has shaved his head and appears to be wearing Hufu, to make irresponsible remarks on the affairs of the Ming Dynasty?
Most of them were scolded!
This kid!
He would like to hear from his mouth what the Ming Dynasty he established was like! !
If he couldn't tell the truth, even in his dream, he would beat this kid severely!
"Looking at the overall situation, the Ming Dynasty has made great achievements!"
Chu Zhen said while eating: "The greatest contribution of the Ming Dynasty is to restore the Han and Tang Dynasty clothes and bridge the north-south division caused by the confrontation between the Song Dynasty, Liao and Jin Dynasties. Note that when I say Han and Tang clothes, I don't mean clothes. Zhu Yuanzhang himself didn't even have these things. Understand, the Han costumes I am talking about refer to the Chinese etiquette inherited from the Han, Tang and Song Dynasties."
At first, the man in the bright yellow gown showed a bit of pride on his face, but after hearing the following sentence, "Zhu Yuanzhang didn't even understand it himself," his face suddenly darkened.
"The armor is stacked, now let's start scolding Ming Dynasty."
Chu Zhen looked at the camera: "What do you think is the fundamental reason why the Ming Dynasty was wiped out by King Chuang Li Zicheng?"
The old man in the bright yellow gown looked stunned, "My Ming Dynasty...is dead? King Chuang Li Zicheng?! No, what King Chuang is, he is obviously a thief! Chuang rebels!"
Chu Zhen didn't notice him. After watching the barrage for a while, he said with a smile: "The Ming Dynasty you mentioned died in Wanli, died in Jiajing, died in the Donglin Party, died in the officials, gentry, landlords and eunuchs, died in the clan, etc., they all died. Yes, but I think it boils down to one sentence:
The Ming Dynasty was poor. "
Hearing this, the uncle clenched his fists and suppressed the anger in his heart.
Wanli and Jiajing were both emperors of the Ming Dynasty? !
How did his Ming Dynasty die of poverty? !
Also, he strictly prohibited the use of eunuchs... By the way, this was a dream, it was a lie!
The Ming Dynasty is not dead!
"Why do you say you died of poverty?"
Chu Zhen, who was sitting in front of the computer for the live broadcast, continued: "First, in the late Ming Dynasty, there was a serious lack of pay. Eunuchs were corrupt and military pay was cut, causing the border troops to mutiny. When the enemy came, one hundred thousand troops surrendered."
"absurd!!"
The uncle standing in front of the map of China was furious.
The general of the Ming Army led one hundred thousand officers to surrender to the enemy? !
How ridiculous, he must be dreaming! !
"Secondly, Emperor Chongzhen Zhu Youjian was worried about the military problems. At that time, Chuang King Li Zicheng had already attacked the city, and millions of peasant uprisings were vigorous. The Ming Dynasty was in danger, but the treasury did not have a single copper plate. Zhu Youjian had to ask for help. Hundreds of officials raised donations.
But what's the result? Zhou Kui, the head of the state, donated five thousand taels, and the other officials donated hundreds and thousands of taels. The eunuch who donated the most was a eunuch, who donated 10,000 or 20,000 taels.
When Li Zicheng, the rebel king, entered the capital of the Ming Dynasty, he ransacked the homes of hundreds of civil and military officials and aristocratic families, and beheaded them in the streets. The bones of the former ministers are now buried in the streets.
As a result, Li Zicheng got a total of 70 million taels of silver in the capital, and more than 500,000 taels were found in the home of Zhu Youjian's father-in-law.
How ironic!
So much so that before he died, Chongzhen shouted, "All the ministers have misunderstood me", and finally hanged from a crooked tree on Meishan Mountain. "
Chu Zhen's words were cold, but he did not sigh for the Ming Dynasty.
The barrage was also full of sadness.
The hanging of Emperor Chongzhen in Meishan was a lingering pain for fans of the Ming Dynasty. Afterwards, the broken mountains and rivers and the fall of the country made the Han people hide their faces and wipe away tears.
The man in the bright yellow gown was so shocked that he could not speak. He could not distinguish the hypocrisy in the dream.
"third."
Chu Zhen continued: "The royal family, relatives, bureaucrats, and eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty were so fat that they were dripping with fat. In the words of the Dream of Red Mansions:
Flowers are decorated with brocade, and fire is cooking oil.
Only the imperial court was extremely poor. According to records, during the 40th year of Jiajing's reign, the country taxed 30 million shi on food, and 8 million shi were given to the clan's children. No wonder many people criticized the Ming Dynasty for raising one million heads. pig. "
The old man in the bright yellow gown was once again trembling with anger, and his dark face looked even darker.
"Take the example of the clan to illustrate."
Chu Zhen ignored the expression of the man named Zhu and continued to tell the audience: "Emperor Wanli, the emperor who did not go to court for thirty years, his third son, King Fu Zhu Changxun."
"The royal estate of this blessed king covers a total of thirty thousand hectares. The cultivated land in one province was not enough, so he was given rewards from the neighboring provinces.
King Fu was extremely fat. People said that the late emperor spent all the wealth of the world to fatten King Fu, and Luoyang was rich in the palace.
But Prince Fu was not satisfied yet, and asked his father for Zhang Juzheng's property, Huaiyan Salt, and various miscellaneous taxes around Jiangdu, which were also included in Prince Fu's Mansion.
King Fu is very rich, but others are also very stingy!
There was a severe drought at that time, and the people were so hungry that they were eating each other, but King Fu did not care, and drank and had fun all day long in the palace. Lv Weiqi, the Minister of the Ministry of War who was living idle, went to persuade him to spend some money to help the victims. He knew the benefits, but King Fu still could not give out a penny. "
Hearing this, the uncle was completely furious.
Which emperor was Wanli? !
What kind of blessed king dares to sit on thirty thousand hectares of land? !
"What's the final result?"
Facing the audience in the live broadcast room, Chu Zhen said cheerfully: "Li Zicheng entered Luoyang, and King Wei was his servant. He ate deer meat and named it Fulu wine.
What's the meaning?
To put it simply, they killed Prince Fu, cut off a few pieces of his 300 kilograms of meat, threw it into a pot with the venison, cooked it, and distributed it to the soldiers. The property of Prince Fu's mansion was used as military pay.
King Fu was like this, and so were the other Ming kings. Half of the princes and princes of the Zhu family were killed by Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong and other rebels, and the rest of the clan were slaughtered in the same way.
Why did Li Zicheng dare to shout the slogan "No food will be paid when the King of Chuang comes"? Because most of his military salary, Lao Zhu's family, various vassal princes' palaces, and a group of wealthy officials and gentry families have gone out! "
"In my opinion, Zhu Yuanzhang, who rebelled as a peasant, established the Ming Dynasty, and was eventually directly overthrown by the peasant uprising. Most of the descendants of the Zhu family were killed by the rebel army. It is a completely natural cycle and retribution is not good!"
Chu Zhen's words were no less than thunder from the sky, directly hitting the head of Mr. Zhu, making his whole body numb, and he felt a chill coming out, making him unable to move.
This dream is truly amazing!
This kid deserves to be killed!
"The Ming Dynasty also had the most bizarre emperors in the unified dynasty. The famous emperor Zhu Qizhen personally led 200,000 elite Ming troops. However, they were all killed. Zhu Qizhen was captured alive. He led the enemy to counterattack the Ming Dynasty, humiliating the country and losing power. To save face, it is known in history as the Tumu Fort Incident! On the emperor’s most humiliating list, the Ming God of War can rank among the top three!”
"Bastard thing!!"
Before Chu Zhen could finish his words, the man surnamed Zhu started cursing with a blush on his face.
And before Chu Zhen could speak, he yelled and cursed: "I am Zhu Yuanzhang, the emperor who is destined to be the emperor. I named the country Ming and Jianyuan Hongwu! You kid with a yellow mouth, you are talking nonsense in my dream. Who is here?" , drag him out and chop him!"
"..."
"???"
Chu Zhen was stunned. There were questions in the live broadcast room. Many people laughed and said that the actor invited by the anchor was here again.
But I really didn’t ask!
His mind was filled with confusion.
Was there a riot in Hongqiao Town Mental Hospital today?
Why are so many strange people running away?
"Your name is Zhu Yuanzhang?"
"It's me!!"
Zhu Yuanzhang stood in front of him with a majestic expression.
It's not a shoehorn face, it's a round face, dark and fleshy, the figure is a bit fat, and the overall look is quite majestic.
"You are Zhu Yuanzhang, then I am Li Shimin."
Chu Zhen said calmly: "The second son of Tang Guogong Li Yuan!"
I, Li Shimin, am so obsessed with Zhu Yuanzhang. Isn’t that too much?
With eight hundred years of age, Peng Zu was no more than that.
"Are you Li Shimin? You, a kid like you, are Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty? Hahahaha!"
Zhu Yuanzhang laughed heartily, as if he was too lazy to pay attention to him, turned around and walked towards the map of China, saying as he walked:
"I ignore you so much. This map is good. I want to leave. I will spare you the death penalty. If you talk nonsense again, you will not be leniently punished!"
As he said that, he went to pick up the map hanging on the wall.
He knows the goods. The mountains, rivers and rivers are clearly visible on this map. The colors are bright and the painting is exquisite. It is far better than the one in the palace.
"Wait, what? Zhu Yuanzhang, put down the map for me!"
Chu Zhen couldn't sit still anymore and quickly stood up to chase after him.
Zhu Yuanzhang, who is dark, plump and round but has a face that is not like a shoehorn, has already pulled off the map, turned around and ran downstairs, shouting: "The whole world belongs to me, what's wrong with me asking for something from you? Come here." There will be a reward every day!”
"I'll reward you Zhu Chongba. Put down my map quickly. Do you hear me? Don't... run away."
Suddenly, Chu Zhen's pursuit stopped.
His face was full of shock.
Because he saw that when Zhu Yuanzhang just walked down the stairs, he suddenly disappeared, and the map he took away also disappeared, and the stairs were empty.
A chill came over me.
"Haunted?"
Chu Zhen was puzzled.
He quickly returned to the computer, pulled up the surveillance video, and found that he had indeed captured the scene of Zhu Yuanzhang taking away the map.
Although the stairs could not be photographed, Chu Zhen did not find Zhu Yuanzhang running away from the surveillance video on the first floor.
After thinking for a while, he called up the surveillance video from the afternoon.
After looking carefully, I found that I also couldn't find the scene of the young man named Li Shimin leaving.
"What...is this?"
It was the first time that Chu Zhen experienced such a magical thing, and his mind was a little confused for a while.
"Li Shimin, who has not yet rebelled, and Zhu Yuanzhang, who has become emperor, both traveled to the second floor of my house?"
"Reverse time travel?"
Chu Zhen couldn't figure out why something like this happened today. He just went to buy a batch of goods today and picked up a notebook on the way.
Now put it on his desk!
Moreover, during the live broadcast just now, he wrote some words on his notebook with a pen. When he looked carefully at this moment, two lines of words were clearly visible:
"Tang, Li Shimin.
Hongwu Emperor, Zhu Yuanzhang. "
This was originally just a word he wrote casually, but he didn't expect that... the most famous emperors of the Tang and Ming dynasties were transported to modern times? !
hiss!
Impressive!
