Ricky Davis may never have dreamed that all his luck in this life would be used up tonight, and there is a high probability that he will never get a triple-double again in this life.
"Boss, I did it!"
"Do you think it's possible for me to average a triple-double per game in a season? I think it's really possible for me to do it. My rebounding and assist abilities are not bad."
Ricky Davis ran towards Lin Yu in ecstasy and said excitedly.
Lin Yu was dumbfounded. Your rebounding and assisting abilities are indeed not bad. After all, you average 5 rebounds and 5 assists per game. However, your luck is really bad...
"It is unlikely to stay with the Wizards. After all, we have Kobe, Tracy McGrady and Peja at the second and third positions."
"You can't get too much playing time."
Lin Yu said with a sigh.
"Then trade me, just like you traded Al and Rashad."
"Please, boss, I know you can't let me go, but for the sake of my future, please trade me." Ricky Davis took Lin Yu's arm and begged.
Lin Yu nodded with a smile, "Okay, after I go back tonight, I will put you on the shelf and try to trade you to a weak team, so that you can get enough shooting rights and become the boss of the team. "
Ricky Davis was so excited that he jumped up and said, "Boss, you are the best. When the day I am inducted into the Hall of Fame, the first person I want to thank is you!"
What a heartless kid. He just played two good games and he's already starting to dream about being inducted into the Hall of Fame.
…
After the game, Lin Yu and Van Gundy held a joint press conference. The two directly announced the deal between Madman and Big Mom.
There were all Washington reporters at the scene. When they heard that Auntie had been traded, they all began to sympathize with Auntie. They didn't know if Auntie was in Lin Yu's Death Note, but now it seems that she was.
In fact, Lin Yu doesn't hold a grudge against Auntie at all. In Lin Yu's eyes, Auntie is a violent player, but definitely not a dirty player.
When the aunt heard the news, she was dumbfounded.
During the game, he also noticed Van Gundy Jr. whispering to Ewing and Alan Houston, but he didn't pay much attention at the time.
Now that I think about it, Auntie is heartbroken. Are they talking about how to sell themselves?
For a moment, the aunt even had the idea of retiring. Instead of letting Lin Yu torture herself, it would be better to retire altogether and keep her reputation for life.
What made Auntie want to kill the Knicks generals even more was that they took a plane and left directly the next day, without anyone even notifying him...
He was wandering the unfamiliar streets of Washington with mixed feelings in his heart. He entered the league in 1991 and was once one of the top superstars in the league. In just eight years, he had fallen to this level.
"Ding ding ding."
Auntie's cell phone rang. It was Lin Yu.
"I'm Lin Yu, Larry, where are you?" Lin Yu's voice came from the phone.
The aunt couldn't help but get angry, "Lin Yu, if you wanted to humiliate me, you did it!"
"I am now like a lost dog, a player abandoned by everyone."
"But I don't hate you. If I lose to you, I can only blame my lack of strength."
Lin Yu was silent for a long time, "What are you talking about? What about humiliating you? What about losing a family dog?"
"I threw a welcome party for you. The whole team is here, and they are waiting for you now. I warn you, don't let me go, otherwise I will be embarrassed."
"The address is at our training ground. You know where it is. Move your fat ass and come here quickly."
After that, Lin Yu hung up the phone.
The aunt is standing in the street windy and messy, welcoming the party? Didn't Lin Yu buy him to humiliate himself?
No, could this welcome party be a trap?
His mind was in a state of confusion, so he unexpectedly called a taxi and rushed to the Wizards training ground.
"I'm coming."
"Our grandma is here, light the candles quickly."
"Grandma, damn it, I don't even know what my grandma looks like. After all, I don't even know what my father looks like."
"Finally we don't have to lose anymore. We finally have a decent insider before the bus comes back!"
The Wizards generals cheered for Big Mom. Some of them had fought with Big Mom before, but that was all in the past. Ever since he joined the Knicks, at least the two teams had not had any open conflicts.
Grandma is actually a nickname given by the Chinese. Larry Johnson's real nickname is "grandmama", which means grandma, grandma, grandma. This is why the generals always call him grandma...
When the aunt saw the posture in front of her, she looked surprised at first, and then she was so excited that she burst into tears.
"You know today is my birthday?"
His birthday is March 14th, which happens to be today. His old teammates are all rough guys. How can he remember this kind of thing? My aunt is also an informal person. She thinks that after this away game is over, she will return to New York. The same goes for celebrating birthdays with my wife and children.
As a result, today's scene made him unable to hold on any longer and burst into tears.
Thinking about Auntie's career trajectory, he really didn't get much love from his teammates.
He entered the Hornets as the No. 1 pick in 1991. With Mourning joining the team the following year, the two began to fight openly and secretly, and they almost lost their minds.
Later, after arriving with the Knicks, as the old Oakley said, they not only beat others, but also their own people. Fighting in team training games was commonplace.
This was the first time that so many teammates celebrated his birthday, how could he not be touched.
After hearing what Auntie said, all the generals looked at Lin Yu. Lin Yu only said that he would hold a welcome party for Auntie, but he didn't say that today was Auntie's birthday?
Lin Yu was also confused, wondering how it could be such a coincidence, and simply laughed.
"Surprise!"
"Happy birthday, grandma!"
The generals quickly followed suit and shouted, "Happy birthday!"
The aunt ran forward and gave Lin Yu a hug, "Lin, this is definitely the most surprising birthday in my life."
"That boy Rod is right, you are indeed a coach worthy of respect."
Lin Yu was embarrassed to praise him, "Okay, Larry, let's cut the cake. We will be a family from now on."
"Also, don't play that damn small forward in the future. Just play the 4th position. What's wrong with being shorter? Ben is so short that he even plays the 5th position."
Lin Yu's words immediately made his image in the eyes of his aunt extremely majestic. He felt that Lin Yu was a coach who truly understood him.
As a rookie, he averaged 20 points and 10 rebounds per game. Later, due to various reasons, he could only play the third position. Aunt actually still misses those days of playing power forward.
He was very excited when he heard that Lin Yu was planning to let him permanently occupy the fourth position.
The welcome party was a great success. Not only did the aunt let go of her feelings for the Wizards and Lin Yu, but it was also a rare gathering of brothers.
"Kobe, what happened to the girl you were talking about in Los Angeles?"
"I heard that you have been in contact with her. How about we get the call from Washington sometime?"
Maddie asked with a smile.
Kobe's face was full of pride and pride, "She is not the kind of flesh and blood you meet. She is a serious girl. How could she come to Washington with me."
"We will not live together until we get married."
Lin Yu knew that Kobe was talking about Vanessa, and he was actually right. Vanessa is indeed a rare and perfect partner.
"Kobe, you're not really in love, are you?"
"Listen to my brother's advice and don't trust women, especially beautiful women."
After having a few drinks, Ricky Davis, who had not yet been traded, turned red in the face and began to persuade Kobe Bryant as a veteran.
"Ricky, tell your story." When everyone heard Ricky Davis's words, they all wanted to hear the story of him being hurt by a beautiful woman.
"story?"
"The story is very short. I thought I had found love, until I met her late at night and she burped in front of me with the smell of heather."
Everyone's expressions froze at first, then started laughing wildly.
Kobe didn't understand what everyone was laughing at, so he climbed up the pole and asked what heather smelled like.
Ricky Davis said angrily: "What your used toilet paper smells like, that's what heather smells like!"
Kobe suddenly realized it, and he also became happy along with the generals. Knowledge entered his head in an extremely evil way.
…
There was a game against the Spurs the next day, and all the players went back to their homes at midnight.
Early the next morning, Lin Yu gave Unseld a task, asking him to put Ricky Davis on the shelf to see if any team was willing to take over. After all, there was only one left before the trade deadline. It's been raining for two days. If you want to sell it, you have to do it quickly.
Unexpectedly, only two hours later, Unseld brought offers from three teams.
When Lin Yu traded Harrington, Lewis, Mobley and Halprin before, he all wanted draft picks, so this time the offers from the three teams were similar. In addition to US$6 million in cash, And draft picks.
"The Cavaliers gave him a first-round pick in 1999 plus six million in cash."
"The Raptors and Warriors also offered the same price," Unseld reported.
Lin Yu first eliminated the Warriors. The Warriors are a team with old acquaintances. The players and coaches on the team have a good relationship with Lin Yu, but business is business. With the Warriors' current record, the first-round pick is too cheap. , Lin Yu doesn't want to do a losing business.
You must know that Lin Yu also used the first-round pick to win Ricky Davis. He can't really just make $6 million and give it away, right?
Neither the Raptors nor the Cavaliers have good records, but they are good trading partners.
"How about we wait? Anyway, there are still two days, and there should be countless teams giving us offers. After all, our asking price is really not high, and we are guaranteed to return it." Unseld suggested.
Lin Yu shook his head: "There is no guarantee of refunds anymore. We have to win over some customers in the early stages of doing business. Now that our signboard has been launched, why should we refund? Do you want love or not?"
"If other teams have objections, let them go to Pat Riley and say that if Riley hadn't messed with me, I wouldn't have canceled the refund agreement."
Unseld grinned. Lin Yu was really ruthless and casually tricked Riley again.
Originally being able to return the goods, everyone felt reassured when doing the transaction, but now that things are better, thanks to Riley's interference, the refund guarantee is gone, making the transaction unavoidable.
However, the deal must still be done. After all, the few players Lin Yu sold have quite good combat effectiveness. Even Mobley, who Riley is not satisfied with and wants to return, is still a first-class defender averaging 20 points per game.
At the moment, Ricky Davis is 198 centimeters tall, the perfect shooting guard height. He showed good defensive potential when he first entered the league. His style of play is relatively versatile and he can do anything. He can even be assigned to play at the point guard position. Absolute potential star.
The key is that the price is not expensive. Which team can guarantee that it can select a player like Ricky Davis with its first-round pick?
Now that Lin Yu has chosen it for them, the only thing they need to pay is six million US dollars in cash. This is an extremely cost-effective deal.
"Call Ricky here, respect his opinion and see where he wants to go." Lin Yu decided to hand over the choice to Ricky Davis.
"I'm going to Cleveland!"
“Only a ghost would want to go to Canada to play ball!”
"Boss, please trade me to the Cavaliers. They don't have players at the second or third positions. I can be the boss of the Cavaliers for at least ten years!"
Ricky Davis quickly begged Lin Yu to trade him to the Cavaliers.
Lin Yu sighed in his heart, what a sin. After this guy joins the Cavaliers, it is very likely that when the Cavaliers win the No. 1 pick in 2003 and win James, the miserable Ricky will still become the laughing stock of the entire league.
But since he chose the knight, Lin Yu could only do what he wished.
"Ding, the favorability of Ricky Davis has increased. The current favorability is at the full value of 100 points."
"The host successfully defeated a player and was rewarded with 1 charm point. The current charm value is 60 points."
"Congratulations to the host. Every time the charm value increases by 5 points after 10 points, the current charm value is 60 points. The system will provide three random rewards, and the host can choose one of them."
"Reward ①: 50 million US dollars, directly deposited into the host's bank account."
"Reward ②: Master-level flower arrangement skills."
"Reward ③: "Limb Extender", which can be used on the host itself or any of its players. It can increase the specified body part by 2 to 10 centimeters. It is a one-time special prop."
Lin Yu could no longer complain about this masterful flower arrangement. Sometimes he really wanted to bite the bullet and choose this thing, so as not to disgust himself every time in the future.
Originally, Lin Yu wanted to get 50 million US dollars in this reward. Jordan's previous acquisition of Wizards equity added 100 million to Lin Yu's account. Then he repaid Stern 10 million, leaving 90 million left.
With another 50 million this time, Lin Yu's book capital will exceed 100 million US dollars. If there is an emergency in the future, he no longer has to think about borrowing money from everywhere.
However, the "Limb Extension Device" gave Lin Yu a reason to take it down.
This is a one-time special prop that can only be used once, which means that it costs 50 million US dollars to use it this time.
Lin Yu is not luxurious enough to use such a precious thing on his Kun'er, even if it can be used...
Even if it is used, so what? He is not prepared to compare with Mr. Booker who is 35cm tall. Moreover, even if he adds 10 centimeters, he is still not as long as Mr. Booker. This is very shocking.
The first thing that came to his mind was his child Lin Jordan.
If you want to use the "Jordan Template Card", in addition to being 198 centimeters tall, you also need to have a wingspan of 218 centimeters.
Height is easy to say, there is still a good chance of reaching a height of 198 centimeters, but the wingspan of 218 centimeters is incredible.
You must know that Yao Ming's wingspan is only 220 centimeters...
Lin Qiaodan is also a Chinese with a good reputation. His wingspan is definitely not much better, so this limb extender is very necessary.
After choosing the third award, Lin Yu couldn't help but secretly sigh, he is really a great father. His son is not even one year old yet, and he has already spent at least 150 million US dollars on him.
Other players are all talented, poor people rely on mutation, Lin Jordan is better, serious rich people rely on technology.
Fortunately, NBA player salaries will rise sharply in the future. As long as you can become a top superstar, it will be easy to win a contract worth 200 million US dollars, and you don't have to worry about losing money on these investments.
…
The deal with the Cavaliers was completed quickly, and Lin Yu soon received a call from Thomas Sr.
"Lin, aren't we good brothers? Why don't you sell Ricky to us?"
Old Thomas came to Lin Yu, a heartless man, like a resentful woman.
"Old man, Ricky doesn't want to go abroad to play, what can I do? I can't tie him up and send him to Canada, can I?" Lin Yu said angrily.
One sentence choked Thomas to death. The Raptors and Grizzlies are located in Canada, and are often at a huge disadvantage when recruiting stars.
This is like playing in China. There is a CBA team facing the north. It is estimated that not many people would want to play there.
This is also the main reason why the Grizzlies had to relocate from Vancouver back to Memphis in the United States.
If the team can't recruit stars, it's still a waste. You can't always expect to pick good prospects in the draft, right?
…
In the game against the Spurs, Lin Yu sent out a starting lineup that looked like that.
Auntie, Ball Daddy, Tracy McGrady, Stephen Curry and Ganash.
McGrady's suspension has expired. He will be able to participate in subsequent games. Kobe will be able to return in a few days, and then Lin Yu will be able to give up his basketball father.
The favorability of this guy, Ball Daddy, has never been fully increased, which makes Lin Yu feel very unhappy. This shows that this old guy does not have a grateful heart...
