"Coach, I haven't seen you for a day, what happened to you? Why have you become so temperamental?"
"Don't say it, really don't say it, I suddenly found that the coach looks a bit like Brad Pitt."
"Are you scolding the coach? Comparing the coach with that little dwarf? The coach has much more temperament than him."
"Seriously, coach, although Riley is not a thing, you should really learn from his clothes."
The generals didn't see Lin Yu yesterday. After seeing her today, they all started to comment like gangsters who saw a beautiful woman on the street.
Lin Yu was confused. Is the effect of reaching 10 points of charm really so immediate?
"Ben, what do you think has changed in me?" Lin Yu pulled Ben over and asked.
Daben nodded repeatedly, "There are changes. It gives people a completely different feeling. It makes people want to get close to you."
"If I were a woman, I wouldn't refuse any of your invitations."
Even Ben said this, Lin Yu was shocked, good guy, the charm value is indeed a good thing, this thing can kill both men and women.
After a while, Lin Yu found Unseld. Standing beside him were a sturdy aunt, two young girls, and a chubby boy of seven or eight years old.
"Are you the Lin that the old guy keeps talking about?"
"As expected, he is very handsome, a bit like a male model in Paris."
"You are so young, but your abilities are so strong. No wonder the old man went back the night before and insisted on making a fuss about having a son."
After speaking, the white aunt glared at Unseld fiercely.
Lin Yu's face twitched. If he guessed correctly, this strong lady should be Mrs. Unseld. Not only did the two of them look similar, they also had the same speaking style, and neither knew how to chat.
Parisian male model? You might as well call me a duck in the devil's capital.
Looking at the dark circles under Unseld's eyes again, Lin Yu was happy. He already knew where the dark circles came from.
Most likely, Unseld drank too much and overdid it. After returning home, he begged for sex and had a son, and then got beaten by his aunt.
Unseld's face turned red. After coughing a few times, he quickly pointed at the children and introduced them.
"This is my oldest daughter, Kimberly, and this is my youngest daughter, Kalma."
Lin Yu looked at Kalma curiously. Kimberly completely inherited all the characteristics of Unseld's parents. She had a long body and dark skin, a typical black woman.
But Kalma is different. She has a Latino face and is not black at all. She is probably the adopted daughter of the couple.
The gourd-shaped "rugged" figure is full of healthy beauty. She is wearing a pair of the most popular foot-stepping fitness pants. She is plump where she should be and slim where she should be. She is plump and graceful, not as outrageous as Kim Kardashian. , but more sensual than Gal Gadot.
Ripe, fragrant peaches.
Steaming hot white flour steamed buns fresh from the steamer.
Wheat-colored skin is as smooth as satin.
Her face is that of a typical Latin beauty, which is in line with Lin Yu's aesthetics.
So moist!
Excellent!
At this moment, Karma was looking at Lin Yu with a loving look, which made Lin Yu a little bit at a loss. He didn't know if it was the effect of having double charisma, or if something really happened that night. He was completely I drank so much that I don’t remember anything.
Seeing Unseld's doubtful expression, Lin Yu quickly pointed at Little Fatty and asked, "This kid is so cute. Is he your son?"
Unseld quickly winked at Lin Yu and told him to shut up.
The aunt sneered: "He would like to have a son like this, but it's a pity that he doesn't have that fate."
"This is Kevin, our godson, Kevin Love."
Lin Yu looked at Love in front of him, and the shock in his heart couldn't be greater. The little fat man's eyebrows really looked like Kevin Love, the god of love in the future. Good guy, the bone crusher turned out to be Guo Fu's godfather? !
He previously boasted that he knew everything about big and small things in the NBA. This was the first time he had heard of the relationship between Guofu and Bone Crusher.
Why is Love called Guofu? It's naturally because he is good at taking the blame.
Don’t underestimate taking the blame. AI in later generations has replaced many professions, but it cannot replace lawyers, accountants, appraisers, independent directors, etc. That’s because AI cannot go to jail, so taking the blame is the core competitiveness!
Through Unseld's introduction, Lin Yu understood why he became Love's godfather.
Love's father is Stan Love. He had been teammates with Unseld for four years in the Bullets and had a very good relationship. Later, after giving birth to Love, he asked Unseld to be his godfather.
The Godfather of Europe, the biological father of Kobe Bryant, the Godfather of Guofu, and the biological father of Jerami Grant. In addition, there is Jaren Jackson on the bench. His son Jaren Jackson Jr. will also be the absolute core of the Grizzlies in the future. During his rookie contract, He was selected to the defensive first team, won the shot-blocking title, and signed a big contract worth over 100 million US dollars.
Lin Yu feels that if the Bullets change their name next season, they might as well stop calling them the Wizards and call them the Father's Team. The children of these few people will form a team to guarantee the championship.
Point guard Irving, shooting guard Kobe Bryant, forwards Grant Jr. and Love, center Jaren Jackson Jr., what else is there to say, who is not confused after watching this.
He called Unseld to the side and told him that Lao Qiao wanted to be an assistant coach. Unseld immediately agreed.
The main reason is that the reasons given by Lin Yu are impeccable. If the team wants to continue to win and maintain strong combat effectiveness, sooner or later it must practice the tactics. No matter what tactics are used, the transmission of the ball is the foundation. Lao Qiao is good at passing the ball. He was indeed accomplished, Unseld knew this very well.
After finishing the serious work, Lin Yu looked for Xia Yunshi in the crowd, but unfortunately he couldn't find it. He probably didn't come today.
Latina girls are generally very bold and unrestrained, and Kalma is no exception. At first, she just created a chance encounter and chatted with Lin Yu. Later, she simply stuck to Lin Yu, holding Lin Yu's arm affectionately, attracting the attention of Lin Yu. All the bullet players screamed incessantly.
Lin Yu felt the warmth on his arms and felt itchy unbearably. He asked, "Karma, thank you for sending me home. Nothing unpleasant happened that night, right?"
Karma smiled slyly, "What do you think?"
Lin Yu is going to cry, guess? I wonder if my pure virginity has been stained by you. You want me to guess? I'll call the police on you!
By noon, family day was over.
"Lin, would you like to have a drink together tonight?" Karma asked with a slight blush on her cheeks.
Lin Yu quickly declined, "There is a game tonight. I don't know when it will be after the game. Let's try another day."
It's not that Lin Yu is sitting still and messing with Liu Xiahui. Faced with Karma's mature and plump figure, Liu Xiahui has to become Liu Xiahui.
But what is the relationship between Lin Yu and Unseld? To put it more elegantly, they are friends who have been together for many years, but to put it more casually, they are brothers.
Regardless of whether she is an adopted daughter or not, Karma is still a brother and daughter. If something like this happens, she will be too much of an animal.
After being politely rejected by Lin Yu, Karma muttered and squeezed Lin Yu's arm tighter into the great bosom.
"Then it's settled, you can't refuse me next time."
After that, he reluctantly left the training ground without looking back.
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That night's game was against the Cleveland Cavaliers. Lin Yu led the players to the arena early to warm up.
The Cavaliers are currently ranked ninth in the Eastern Conference and have a better record than the Bucks.
Looking at the Cavaliers players warming up on the court, Lin Yu had only one feeling, and that was that they looked unfamiliar. Without looking at the names on the back of the jerseys, he could only recognize Trill Brandon and Te'lon Hill. people.
Brandon is the Cavaliers' point guard and was selected to the All-Star team this season. Like the Bullets, only one member of the Cavaliers was selected to the All-Star team.
As for Tyron Hill, this man is very famous. Because he owed money to Oakley, he was slapped hard by Oakley during the warm-up session. When mentioning Oakley, this will definitely come to mind. A poor old man.
The Cavaliers lineup gives Lin Yu the feeling of being a loser, a very loser. Their lineup has a better record than the Bucks with three major stars, which is enough to prove that their head coach Mike Fratello has something.
Tonight is Saturday, and "Noxus Guillotine" is still effective. Lin Yu originally wanted to let Ben try again, maybe he can score another quadruple-double?
A quadruple-double is a legend, but two quadruple-doubles in a row is a miracle.
But after the game started, Lin Yu almost made Teilon Hill angry to death. This field is really too stubborn.
After hitting Big Ben once in the opening game, he refused to take action as long as Big Ben was within half a meter of him.
Unfortunately, he was the only inside offensive player on the Cavaliers. He didn't take any shots. When Ben had blocked shots in double figures, Hill waited until the end of the game, leaving Ben with only one block in his account.
Lin Yu's teeth were itching with hatred, and he didn't blame Old Oakley for slapping him loudly. He wanted to smack him himself.
After the game, the Bullets won another big victory, winning by 12 points with a score of 93:81.
Weber failed to continue his 30+ performance tonight and only scored 14 points. On the one hand, he felt bad, and on the other hand, he had less playing time. Lin Yu gave Antonio Davis a lot of playing time tonight.
After winning against the Cavaliers, the Washington Bullets secured their sixth position in the Eastern Conference, two games ahead of the seventh-place Hornets in the Eastern Conference. They will not be able to catch up in the short term.
When Lin Yu first crossed over, the Hornets were still fifth in the Eastern Conference. Just a short time later, their ranking dropped to seventh.
The top five Eastern Conference teams are currently the Bulls, Heat, Knicks, Hawks and Pistons.
The Heat are the losers. Even in the playoff series, Lin Yu does not think that the Heat will be their opponent. The Bullets' lineup configuration is extremely restrained by the Heat.
The Knicks have not played against each other yet, but Ewing was eliminated by Andrew Long. If they perform normally, Lin Yu feels that the Bullets have a high chance of defeating the Knicks.
On the contrary, Lin Yu is quite afraid of the Hawks, who are fourth in the Eastern Conference, and the Pistons, who are fifth.
The Hawks have the twin towers of Mutombo and Laettner, as well as Blaylock and Steve Smith on the outside. In the previous game they lost to the Hawks, Lin Yu knew very well that even if Ben was not suspended, the Bullets would lose The probability of the ball is not small either.
The Pistons' lineup is similar to that of the Eagles. They have shot-blocking maniac Theo Ratliff and Dameng's former inside partner Otis Thorpe in the paint. The threat is not as great as the Eagles' Twin Towers, but it should not be underestimated.
The Pistons have the league's number one small forward Grant Hill on the outside, as well as veteran Joe Dumars.
It is not nonsense to say that Grant Hill is the number one small forward in the league. Hill is on the best team this season and Pippen is on the second team. It is clear who is the number one small forward.
