On Saturday morning, Lin Yu had just gotten up when the landline phone beside his bed rang.
"Coach Lin, hello, are you instant noodles?"
The smooth Mandarin spoken on the phone made Lin Yu start to doubt his life.
He wondered if it could be the call from the previous Chinese restaurant proprietress. Could it be that after he hired Mr. Guan, their restaurant business was failing and he wanted to invite Mr. Guan back?
But what the hell is this instant noodles?
"No, I'm ham sausage!"
Lin Yu felt guilty and quickly hung up the phone. He finally made Jaylen Rose less harmful to others. How could he send Mr. Guan back again?
After washing up, Lin Yu rode a broken bicycle around Washington. The players were all on vacation and he had nothing else to do.
When Lin Yu went to the training ground in the afternoon, he saw Unseld's majestic body as soon as he arrived at the gate.
"You kid can't buy a car? You ride this crappy car to the training ground every day, and people think our Bullets are going to go bankrupt soon!"
Unseld became angry when he saw Lin Yu's broken bicycle and wanted to throw it into the garbage.
"Pfft."
An uncontrollable chuckle reached Lin Yu's ears, and he realized that there was a woman standing behind Unseld.
To be precise, she was a girl, she looked like she had just grown up.
Lin Yu fell silent.
There were young girls all over the street, but it didn't make Lin Yu look strange. The key was that the girl in front of him looked Chinese.
If she were just Chinese, this girl had a beauty that Lin Yu couldn't describe.
He is about 170 centimeters tall, with slender legs and fair complexion. His facial features are definitely not the kind of plastic surgery in later generations, but have a kind of beauty that is peaceful and peaceful for the country and the people, dignified and majestic.
Lin Yu thought of Xiao Qian in A Chinese Ghost Story, Fairy Zixia in Journey to the West, and Zhou Zhiruo in Eternal Dragon Sword, but none of them felt as comfortable as the beauty in front of him.
"Hello, ham sausage."
The girl took a step forward and said hello with a wicked smile.
When Lin Yu saw this charming and charming smile, he couldn't help but force himself to calm down, so as not to show his disgusting pig brother appearance.
"Ah? Are you instant noodles?"
"No, I'm talking about a convenient interview, an interview!"
"My name is Xia Yunshi, and I'm here to interview for the job of team psychologist. After you hung up the phone, I had no choice but to come directly to Mr. Unseld."
Unseld couldn't understand the Mandarin spoken by Lin Yu and Xia Yunshi at all, so he started to introduce them.
"Lin, this is the psychiatrist I found for you."
"You are a top student majoring in psychology at Georgetown University, ranked first in your major, and you are Chinese, so I definitely have something in common with you."
"You guys should keep in touch first. Miss Xia will come over every Saturday after class, so I won't disturb you."
Lin Yu shouted in his heart, Unseld is a ruthless egg-breaking machine. Isn't he a living Cupid?
After Unseld left, Lin Yu asked in a low voice: "How much salary did he pay you?"
"Salary? How can there be a salary?"
"How many people can only dream of finding this kind of internship opportunity and adding it to their resumes."
Xia Yunshi's words made Lin Yu roll his eyes. He never expected that Unseld could be so secretive. He found a student from nearby Georgetown University who had not graduated to be the team's psychologist. doctor? It's a shame he figured it out.
But now Lin Yu is extremely grateful to the old Cupid. Lin Zhixuan sang, "Every single person has to be beheaded. Lin Yu doesn't want to be beheaded. He feels that his spring has come."
He took Xia Yunshi to visit the team's training ground, and then told him about Mashburn's situation.
"This is delayed-onset post-traumatic stress disorder, or delayed-onset PTSD."
"Commonly used treatments include medication and psychological therapy. Considering his career as a player, taking anti-anxiety drugs or sedatives will have considerable side effects, so psychological intervention can only be carried out."
"In our words, his current situation is that once bitten by a snake, he will be afraid of well ropes for ten years."
"My suggestion is that the coach arranges some tactics to attack the basket, such as pick-and-rolls, and add more physical confrontation to make him realize that offense is not that dangerous, and he should be able to recover in a short time."
Xia Yunshi's voice was very soft, but it had a persuasiveness that made people believe.
"Professional! This is professional!"
"You actually know basketball?"
Lin Yu couldn't help but give a thumbs up and praised. He didn't have high expectations for Xia Yunshi at all. After all, he was just a student. Unexpectedly, she was so eloquent and the solution he gave sounded quite reliable. .
"Of course, my father is also a basketball coach, but he is not as successful as you. He is only a high school coach."
After Xia Yunshi finished speaking, she looked at Lin Yu with curiosity. Even if she didn't have much experience, she knew how unbelievable it was to become an NBA coach at Lin Yu's age.
The two chatted for a long time until it was getting late.
Seeing Xia Yunshi preparing to leave the training ground, Lin Yu thought that since this was their first meeting, he should say something nice to leave a deeper impression on Xia Yunshi.
"By the way, I know your father is a basketball coach. Where is your mother?"
Lin Yu thought about it and asked.
Xia Yunshi covered her mouth and smiled: "Have you started checking your household registration? She is a high school teacher."
"No, she is not a teacher, she is a thief..." Lin Yu said seriously.
These words made Xia Yunshi look startled, and then she heard Lin Yu continue to speak.
"She stole the stars and the crescent moon from the sky. Otherwise, how could you explain your star-like eyes and crescent-moon-like mouth?"
Lin Yu vaguely had such earthy love words in his memory. After saying it, he felt something was wrong. Maybe he had made a mistake somewhere.
Xia Yunshi was dumbfounded. After a while, she glared at Lin Yu with an idiot look.
Lin Yu, who had no work to do, also realized that something was wrong. When they met for the first time, he said that his mother was a thief, so he probably had shit in his head.
"Ahem, how about I take you back?" Lin Yu coughed quickly to cover up his embarrassment.
Xia Yunshi shook her head, "If I read correctly, Mr. Unseld had already thrown away your car when we were chatting."
"Next time, I'll just take a taxi back. See you next week."
Lin Yu watched Xia Yunshi leave, secretly warning himself in his heart that he must not work hard in the future, and that the purchase of a car should be put on the agenda as soon as possible.
…
The next morning, Lin Yu found Da Ben and Fei Che to buy a car.
After all, Speedy's nickname contains the word "car", so he knows something about cars.
"Bone Crusher, what kind of car do you think is suitable for coaching?" Speedy drove the car and asked Da Bendao beside him.
Big Ben grimaced, "Rhode, I beg you, don't call me Bone Crusher anymore."
"I really don't need a nickname, at least not this kind of nickname."
Lin Yu sat in the back seat and couldn't laugh or cry. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Big Ben really lacked a resounding name. His Chinese nickname was Da Ben, and then it disappeared. He actually had two English nicknames, one was BIG-BEN. , that is, the big book.
The other one is a very abstract "Body". Lin Yu has never understood how to interpret it. Body, flesh, body, corpse, no matter how it is interpreted, it seems to make sense.
"Ben, the nickname Bone Crusher suits you very well. Don't worry about Mr. Unseld being unhappy."
"In fact, if he knew, he might reward Rhodes. Everyone knows that he really regards you as his successor."
"I inherited his nickname, why should he be unhappy?"
Lin Yu smiled and reassured Da Bendao.
Da Ben nodded silently, accepting the nickname Bone Crusher.
With 1.3 million US dollars lying in his bank account, Lin Yu was confident. On the recommendation of Feichai, he went straight to the Porsche 4S store and bought the new Porsche 911 that had just been launched for the full price of 90,000 US dollars.
By the time all the formalities were completed, it was already seven o'clock in the evening.
Thinking that today is Sunday and there will be a random halo at eight o'clock in the evening, Lin Yu hurriedly said goodbye to Ben and Speedy and rushed back to his residence.
I lay in bed and waited quietly until eight o'clock, when the system alert sounded.
"We are randomly drawing halos every week, please wait for thirty seconds!"
"Passive aura ①: "Rugged Appearance", the effect is that when your own center player engages in physical confrontation with the opponent's center in the three-second zone, there is a 24% chance of reducing the opponent's bounce and speed by 5%, lasting for 3 seconds."
"Passive Halo ②: "Brilliant Halo", the effect is to increase the physical recovery speed of all players on the field, recovering 1% of physical energy per minute."
"Passive aura ③: "Noxus Guillotine", the effect is that after your own center player successfully blocks a shot, the blocking attribute will reach full value within three minutes!"
After looking at the three newly randomly arrived halos, Lin Yu felt that Ben was the real son of destiny. The random halos in the first week that he had just traveled through were almost tailor-made for Ben.
And this fourth week's halo has improved the base even more than the first week.
Taken alone, these three haloes are not too outrageous. For example, "Rugged Appearance" has a chance to reduce the bounce and speed of the opposing center by 5%. It sounds quite powerful, but it only lasts for three seconds. Its effect is It's a big discount.
The halo of glory can certainly be used to restore the physical fitness of players on the court, but most of the Bullets are young or Mesozoic players. Their physical fitness is enough to support a thirty-five-minute high-intensity game. Lin Yu is not crazy enough to give up. They came on and played the full forty-eight minutes.
As for the Noxian Guillotine, after blocking a shot, it can increase the blocking attribute to the full value of 100 points, which lasts for up to three minutes, but what if you never get a block in the game? This situation is not uncommon. Even a shot-blocking maniac like Ben has to have zero blocks in at least 10 games a season.
However, when these three haloes appear together, their effect is a bit overwhelming, especially the rugged appearance paired with the guillotine, which is a perfect match.
